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Former WWE performer Chyna stars in Royal Rumble inspired porn movie

The sad train wreck that has been Chyna's life over the past decade plus continues to hurtle on. We last covered her exploits last November when she made public via an appearance on Howard Stern and a YouTube interview that she had reached out to Vince McMahon for another run in WWE, but never heard back from him, likely due to all the obvious baggage she would bring with her. These interviews were likely a last ditch attempt to get her old job back, because this year she's gone on several lengthy Twitter rants aimed at Vince, Stephanie McMahon Levesque, Triple H and Sean "X-Pac" Waltman. Here's a few of her most insane tweets:

"in mu 'OPINIOn' VINCE DROPPDED OWEN TO DEATH. ALL OVER A CONTACT. U WATCH OUT FOR MR VINNY NAC. ur mine!! cant wait to c u and talk 2 u"

"isn't Sean Waltman with the drugs and enemies and everything dead yet? He hides behind Vince? Wow! What a huge ass Vince!!!!!F U! F U!!"

"@dariusmosley @WWE Well Vince will have to buy another body bag and drag me there himself to return. But I'll choke ex pac back for free!"

"VIVID, Backdoor to CHYNA. It really mentally saved me. Vince, HHH, and x pac can choke and die on their rape tape of me from CHINA."

As her pleas to her old boss fell on deaf ears, she's now having to make a living as a touring stripper at clubs and making further porn movies for Vivid Entertainment.

As TMZ reports, her next video nasty, set to be called Ring Queen or Queen Of The Ring, has a Royal Rumble inspired theme, where she lays the smack down on nine male wrestlers and presumably ends up victorious. Making this even campier, her opponents are really bad imitators of other famous wrestling stars including Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, John Cena, The Iron Sheik with obviously fake mustache, a generic evil clown, two guys who I presume are supposed to be The Rock and Edge, and, of course, her former lover Triple H. Announcing the action is a "Mean" Gene Okerlund knock off. The mind boggles at who would be turned on by such a monstrosity.

I'm not sure how this embarrassing circus is supposed to help Chyna's fragile state of mind, but with no-one in the wrestling business being willing to touch her with a barge pole, this seems to be her sad lot in life. She clearly needs help to get her life back together, but I imagine that she'll be too proud to ever take WWE's open offer of free rehab up. So this drug fueled cycle will go on. Hopefully she doesn't have to sink any lower than shooting crappy porn movies for money.

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