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We're back with yet another dose of amazing work injected by you, the Cageside commenters. Many of you have impressed us all by producing some amazing work and golden comments yet again. So it's that time of the week to recognize the excellent FanPosts, FanShots, and comments that were the "Best in the World" (of Cageside) this past week.
Again, thanks to Cagesider Ecstasy with Extra Cheese for cleverly naming our Weekly Cageside Commenters Awards the RECs, which perfectly sums up what this series tries to do. After all, without all of you, Cageside Seats would not be the greatest pro wrestling website on the Internet.
So, without further ado, we present to you...
The cSs REC Awards: Recognizing Excellence in Contributing
FOR EXCELLENCE IN AUTHORING OF FANPOSTS:
- Cagesider Clownburger thought about the sense and nonsense in today's WWE
- Cagesider The Notorious Eddie Mac presented the WWE midseason Slammys
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FOR EXCEPTIONAL PRODUCTION OF FANSHOTS:
- Cagesider ukalele wondered what a mashup of Ryback and Goldberg would look like
- Cagesider DarkTalon pointed us to an interview where CM Punk showed his love for comic books
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FOR SUPREMACY IN COMMENTING IN THE THREADS*:
*To see comments in the context of their own threads, click on the 'time stamp' behind each Cagesider's name.
From the "TNA 'Bound for Glory' results and live match coverage TONIGHT (Oct. 14) from Phoenix" thread:
RVD is like watching that pathetic uncle of yours proving he can still compete in athletics "like you young whippersnappers" and then wham bam you're calling the ambulance because some old dude broke his back.
by 3PA on Oct 14, 2012 8:11 PM EDT
and also from the same thread...
Magnus is way too tan for a british guy, he looks like a weird Mexican.
by IRodC on Oct 14, 2012 8:21 PM EDT
From the "CSSGMT: (3) Shawn Michaels v Bret Hart, WrestleMania 12 vs. (14) Shawn Michaels v Triple H, Raw 2003" thread:
60+ minutes of that match was storytelling. A ‘resthold' isn't a bad thing in and of itself if it's logical - two spider monkeys trading high spots can amount to nothing more than the parallel bars gymnastics in the olympics, a lot of flashy stuff that's ultimately useless.
by 3PA on Oct 15, 2012 10:27 AM EDT 5 recs
From the "TNA Turning Point 2012 video trailer promises 'the truth will finally be revealed' with Aces and 8s" thread:
It's obvious the leader has to be someone disgruntled with how they were handled and the lack of respect they got. The leader is Claire Lynch.
by Flyingpigs on Oct 15, 2012 12:21 PM EDT
From the "WWE says WrestleMania 28 made over $100 million for Miami" thread:
Quick research: The Super Bowl had an economic impact of $200-250 million in 2012. The Final Four had an economic impact of $[1]30-[1]50 million in 2011. The Sugar Bowl had an impact of $137.28 million in 2009 for New Orleans. The Orange Bowl brings in $100-150 million for Miami. It seems Wrestlemania is number two for events with rotating venues in the US. However, it is behind the major college bowl games, which have a fixed site.
by Manolo Has Pizzazz on Oct 15, 2012 5:23 PM EDT 1 recs
From the "Video: Sting's TNA Hall of Fame ceremony highlights" thread:
Sting has tiny eyes like a rat.
by TJLethal on Oct 16, 2012 12:36 AM EDT
From the "Hulk Hogan sex tape update: Announces $100 million lawsuit against Bubba the Love Sponge, Gawker" thread:
It was devon all along!
the aces & 8's strike again!
by vhw_ on Oct 16, 2012 11:33 AM EDT
From the "WWE 'Raw' results and live blog for Oct. 15: 'The Decision' with CM Punk" thread:
We don't like your kind around here!!
damn wrestlers, always cuttin promos and stealing our women.
by Ecstasy with Extra Cheese on Oct 15, 2012 10:36 PM EDT 1 recs
and also from the same thread...
WHAT IS MYSTERIOUS RAY DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!??
by Steve Sypa on Oct 15, 2012 10:37 PM EDT 1 recs
and...
WHAT IS CHICAGO MAN PHIL DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!??
by Steve Sypa on Oct 15, 2012 10:46 PM EDT
and...
WHAT IS BETH MERCURY DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE???
by Curtis2012 on Oct 15, 2012 10:49 PM EDT
and...
COFFEE PRINCETON!! WHAT'S HE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE!?!?
by Flyingtoasterpiledriver on Oct 15, 2012 10:55 PM EDT 1 recs
and...
WHAT IS THE JAMAICAN SENSATION DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?????
by Curtis2012 on Oct 15, 2012 10:58 PM EDT
and...
KAWADA KINGSTON! WHAT'S HE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!?!?!
by IRodC on Oct 15, 2012 11:02 PM EDT
From the "Video: Kofi Kingston botches finish in Miz match on WWE Raw; delivers a brutal head kick" thread:
He handled the subsequent punishment and de-push like a pro though. There's something to be said for a man to acknowledge, through everything but words, that "yeah, I fucked up".
by 3PA on Oct 16, 2012 9:28 AM EDT 4 recs
and...
FEED KOFI MORE FEED KOFI MORE FEED KOFI MORE FEED KOFI MORE FEED KOFI MORE FEED KOFI MORE
by AGonzo on Oct 16, 2012 11:04 AM EDT 4 recs
From the "Bubba the Love Sponge fires back at Hulk Hogan over sex tape lawsuit" thread:
"... there were three people in that room, and they all knew what time it was."
Vader time?
by keyboard punk on Oct 16, 2012 7:26 PM EDT 5 recs
From the "GIF: The "3MB" may be ridiculous but Drew McIntyre's ring entrance during last night's episode of Monday Night Raw was awesome." thread:
Haha, that gif is really awesome.
But this [link] is the best slide-in ever.
by Sir Ingenious on Oct 16, 2012 10:28 PM EDT 11 recs
From the "Kofi Kingston wins Intercontinental title from Miz one night after kicking his head off on WWE Raw"
WWE announced this because they are scared the ratings are going to take too big of a hit going against Cageside Live.
by BrooklynBrawler4Life on Oct 17, 2012 1:49 AM EDT 3 recs
From the "WWE '13 player ratings and roster attributes stats" thread:
WWE is expecting that a lot of adult gamers will want to beat the crap out of Cena
So they made him a 96 to at least make it harder.
by Man from Manila on Oct 17, 2012 9:28 PM EDT
From the "Paul Heyman on Stephanie McMahon confrontation: I hope it was real" thread:
[Stephanie McMahon] slapped him so hard he gained 1/4" of hairline.
by keyboard punk on Oct 19, 2012 5:39 PM EDT
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In closing, Cagesiders, don't forget this series is all about YOU; so if you think I missed anything, or have any suggestions or tweaks for The Cageside REC Awards please let us know in the comments below or email one of the site editors through our Masthead page. Bring it on with some awesome award-winning stuff for next week's RECs. Until then, see ya in the threads!
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