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... of a dead fish.
Yes, it's a slow news day but it's still impressive that CM Punk managed to make a dead fish on his shoulder cool. The backstory (via Chicago Tribune) is that it's a friendship tattoo he did with Natalie Slater of Bake and Destroy, a blog run by Slater about punk rock and baking, from what I can gather.
That's a winner, folks.