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It's that time of the month again.
No, no! There's no need to hide the kitchen knives from the girlfriend, I'm simply talking about Total Nonstop Action's latest pay-per-view (PPV) offering.
I have utterly no clue what has been going on in Orlando so I will spare you a Wikipedia'd rundown of the angles that will either continue or blow off this Sunday.
All I know is that the average age of the main eventers is 47-years old and one of them is a nutjob who believes crazy things. The other is Kurt Angle.
ZING! Ahem. Full lineup after the jump.
Knockouts Tag Team Championship title match - Ms. Tessmacher/Tara (c) vs. Rosita/Sarita
Bully Ray vs. Mr. Anderson
Bound for Glory series match - "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero vs. Devon
Bound for Glory series match - Rob Van Dam vs. Crimson
Knockouts Championship title match - Mickie James (c) vs. Winter (w/ Angelina Love)
Fortune (A.J. Styles/Christopher Daniels/Kazarian) vs. Immortal (Abyss/Gunner/Scott Steiner)
X-Division Championship title match - Brian Kendrick (c) vs. Austin Aries vs. Alex Shelley
Tag Team Championship title match - Beer Money (c) vs. Mexican America
World Heavyweight Championship title match - Sting (c) vs. Kurt Angle
Anyone considering buying this? The X-Division title match -- as per usual -- looks solid and TNA has been known to book a fun tag match from time to time but the rest looks just... meh.