This has to be the most ridiculously hilarious but sad plea from a former pro wrestler trying to get back in WWE that I've ever seen. Here's the text:
"I would like them (my fans) to know. All this time I thought that they understood what was happening. I know they thought I quit, there was a contract up that I wasn't happy with, but the truth is that they let me go. And I've never heard from WWE since. I've recently reached out to Vince McMahon -- well, not recently, many times -- but most recent before Vivid offered me a deal, I wanted to see, can I get one more hurrah for my fans? Can I go back? Why have you accepted all these other people back (like) Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart, Ric Flair, all these people. Why not me? What did I do that was so bad to you that you can't do business and have me back?"
I don't know, Chyna, maybe it's the freaking dildo you're holding in your hand while appealing to a man who is still trying to run a business centered around a PG rated television product. Could that have just a little something to do with it?