When I interviewed Brock Lesnar, he was kind of an ass. About half the answers were: "Next Question." It appears I'm not the only one that has problems getting a response from Lesnar. Next time I'm asking him about the penis tattoo, consequences be damned.
Here is a partial transcript of his scintillating performance on TSN's "Off the Record."
Landsberg: One word to describe Steve Mazzagatti’s moustache.
Lesnar: Ugly.
Landsberg: All kinds of reports that you and Tito Ortiz got into a brawl this week. What’s the story there?
Lesnar: That’s the first I’ve heard about it.
Landsberg: So there was no confrontation between you and Tito?
Lesnar: I’ve never met the guy.
Landsberg: Do MMA fighters refrain from having sex the night before a fight?
Lesnar: I hope not.
Landsberg: Georges St. Pierre doesn’t think you can fit into his tight bicycle shorts. What do you think?
Lesnar: I wouldn’t try.
Landsberg: How do you think Kimbo Slice will do in Ultimate Fighter?
Lesnar: Kimbo who?
Landsberg: What’s your favourite Michael Jackson song?
Lesnar: Next question.
Landsberg: How much can you bench press?
Lesnar: Whatever I want.
Landsberg: Wrestling fans are dying to know how your wife Reno Mero is doing?
Lesnar: None of your business.
Landsberg: When was the last time you called her ‘Sable’?
Lesnar: Long time ago.
Landsberg: When was the last time you spoke to Vince McMahon?
Lesnar: Last night.
Landsberg: When you did that (shooting star press) on Kurt angle at WrestleMania, what was the first thing going through your mind when you landed on your head?
Lesnar: "That’s going to hurt tomorrow."
Landsberg: Do you plan on getting anymore tattoos?
Lesnar: Not at this time.
Landsberg: Give me one word to describe Dana White.
Lesnar: Bald.
Landsberg: Give me one word to describe Vince McMahon.
Lesnar: Balding.
Landsberg: There’s a lot of negative comments on your skills on the ground. What do you say to those critics?
Lesnar: Next question.