The Swiss Superman’s depressing week continued when he discovered he’s not on this poster for WWE’s return to his homeland next May...
When you can't even make it onto the poster for the show in your home country...#2swiss #2tearsinabucket pic.twitter.com/1YlBnotO9T
— Cesaro (@WWECesaro) November 25, 2016
While his tag partner offered a possible explanation (that of course made fun of Cesaro, because GET IT? THEY DON’T GET ALONG!):
Strict 2 baldies per poster rule bro... too many slap heads ruin a good montage i always say https://t.co/S45ubZM6f2
— Sheamus (@WWESheamus) November 25, 2016
And Snapchat aficionado Rusev offered a potential solution:
There is an injured guy in the middle that we can face swap https://t.co/qJULJ6Ydut
— Rusev MACHKA (@RusevBUL) November 25, 2016
But it can be fixed!
@WWECesaro pic.twitter.com/UY7eZXOqzp
— Tim (@Timmah1979) November 25, 2016
While that’s all wacky good fun, there are actually much bigger issues going on with this poster. Oddly enough, all involve Sheamus & Cesaro’s rivals, the New Day. For one thing, there is an extra Xavier Woods’ face growing either out of Big E’s abs or X’s own arm:
@WWECesaro @WWEDeutschland and @XavierWoodsPhD is in there twice! his own face growing out his arm. creepy as hell. pic.twitter.com/aYa8Srv2Pg
— PRBM (@punkrockbgmouth) November 25, 2016
And then there’s Karl Anderson’s arm having been somehow fused with Kofi Kingston’s head and shoulder:
@WWECesaro I feel your pain but what's up with @TrueKofi 's head? pic.twitter.com/RdmxVqWU62
— Justin Edward Lake (@JustInTheLake) November 25, 2016
Can we stop disrespecting the King of Swing?
And maybe nip this New Day body-horror in the bud?
I mean, slow news day and all, but... yeesh.