Not long ago, Cagesider rancho king brought us word that Fandango was splitting up with Summer Rae. He did this via text message, then sent out a tweet to let the world know.
Here's said tweet:
Hey, @RealSummerWWE. Did you get my text? Like I said, it's really not me, it's you. It's over...— Fandango (@WWEFandango) April 8, 2014
Summer finally responded with the following:
.@WWEFandango yeah, I got your text but you haven't responded back to all of mine! And then you go publicly tweet THIS??!?— Summer Rae WWE (@RealSummerWWE) April 8, 2014
.@WWEFandango No? Nothing? Really?— Summer Rae WWE (@RealSummerWWE) April 9, 2014
Then Big E came in with this winner:
New kayfabe is awesome.
Really, this was going to happen no matter what. Summer joined the cast of Total Divas for season two and she's been pushed as the monster heel on the show who no one likes and is feuding with everyone outside of Eva Marie. She also got her own entrance music and started working matches regularly.
As for Fandango, well, even the post-WrestleMania Raw crowd couldn't save him after how far he's fallen since his win over Chris Jericho and subsequent Fandangoing fad last year.
Update: They're still going.
.@WWEFandango Are you freaking kidding me??? So you ARE on twitter & you are choosing to not only ignore my texts but ignore my tweets too?— Summer Rae WWE (@RealSummerWWE) April 9, 2014
.@WWEFandango I've done nothing but be the best girlfriend & the BEST ballroom dance partner you have EVER had. Not once have I wronged you— Summer Rae WWE (@RealSummerWWE) April 9, 2014
.@WWEFandango And THIS is how you treat me?? Breaking up with me via text message then making it public by tweeting it!?! Then ignoring me.— Summer Rae WWE (@RealSummerWWE) April 9, 2014
Look out, Summer, Zack Ryder caught your scent!
So @RealSummerWWE is single?— Zack Ryder (@ZackRyder) April 9, 2014
Now it's really real:
You unfollowed me??? Seriously? I'm sorry I didn't know we were back in middle school! Have fun trolling those other rats you follow!— Summer Rae WWE (@RealSummerWWE) April 9, 2014
Summer is in full on meltdown mode. This is far too entertaining:
.@WWEFandango I'm sorry baby. I didn't mean that. I don't know what's going on. I can't stop crying & I just need you to get back to me. K?— Summer Rae WWE (@RealSummerWWE) April 9, 2014