WWE REMIX - the cure for a slow news day

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Apparently, even WWE knows that internet is simmering without any major wrestling news or controversy. Because that's the only reason I can think of that they've given us these REMIX videos of 80s Superstars.

I don't know why these exist, but I'm glad that they do.  The following videos are the kinds of thing you'd expect to find online, spliced together by teenagers with too much time on their hands.  The fact that they come courtesy of WWE themselves (via their offical YouTube channel) is just too much.

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Bet you didn't know that you'd always wanted a 45 second clip of Macho Man Randy Savage, Sensational Sherri (in her 'Queen' phase) and ZEUS, cut up and set to a hip hop beat, did you?

How 'bout some Hacksaw?

What has two thumbs and a new ringtone?  This guy! Hooooooooo!

And what piece of batshit insane pro wrestling minutiae would be complete without fueling up the rocket ship?

He came here for one reason...Not to ask but just to give, not to want but just to sing, sing the power of the Warrior . . . because this freak of nature right here is just beginning to swell, and when I get big enough, brother, there ain't gonna be room for anybody else but me and all the Warriors floating through the veins . .

I'm not even sure what else to say.  Or what you all could possible comment in response to this.

But I'm anxious to find out.

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