Video: Randy Orton's new theme song, brought to us by Damien Sandow

Here's Randy Orton's new theme song, or what should be Randy Orton's new theme song, as brought to us by the great Damien Sandow.

This is brilliant. Here are the lyrics:

"Randy has voices inside his head
Just watching him puts me to bed
Puts me to sleep

"Randy walks down here on this ramp
His expression stays the same
He does his pose up in the corner
Can't think of anything more lame
All his tattoos are disgusting
All that oil on him is heinous
I guess you get to sit back
and watch me beat this ignoramus"

The best.

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