Earlier today (March 19, 2013) we brought you word of Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) Light Heavyweight contender Chael Sonnen tweeting a few zingers at WWE Chairman of the Board Vince McMahon in response to the news that McMahon wanted to have a match -- or a fight -- with Sonnen's boss at the UFC, promotion President Dana White.
But we only posted a couple tweets then. He went off on a full blown rant and we decided it was worthy of its own post, so here's the Sonnen rant in full.
There's easier ways to commit suicide, Vincie-boy. Aren't you about 45 minutes from the George Washington Bridge? @wwe— chael sonnen (@sonnench) March 19, 2013
Reason your guys work in a ring and not an octagon is because nobody on your roster can count to 8, you DOPE— chael sonnen (@sonnench) March 19, 2013
Just because your teeth are fake that don't mean they can't get PUNCHED OUT, y'big mark!— chael sonnen (@sonnench) March 19, 2013
Itd be entertaining to see Dana sweep him under the rug. He could use the one on top of Vince's head.— chael sonnen (@sonnench) March 19, 2013
You'd be so punch drunk against Dana even your straight edge Champion @cmpunk will feel tipsy.— chael sonnen (@sonnench) March 19, 2013
Ill help you out and tag along because you can't spell box office without S-O-N-N-E-N. how bout it? Vince w/ Punk vs Dana w/ Chael P?— chael sonnen (@sonnench) March 19, 2013
I believe what he's doing is referred to as "going into business for himself." Oh that Chael Sonnen, he's a regular heat seeker. If it's there to be had, he's coming right for it!
It should be noted that McMahon and White have a friendly rivalry and Sonnen is good friends with Punk.