It was a solemn occasion on Raw last night, but leave it to our TWO TIME W-W-E TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS to inject a little positivity into the proceedings.
Hehe...I wrote "inject".
Yeah, last night's New Day segments were kind of dependent on your still finding the kind of things that middle school boys find funny. Luckily for me, I still laugh thinking about my Spanish teacher saying "Lake Titicaca" while covering South American geography, so I'm smack dab in the middle of their target demographic.
First, as Renee Young shared with us on Twitter, if Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods's calculations are correct (and they always are) concerning where to put a Dudley through a table, the answer is BEWBS:
Real mature New Day. Real mature. (@XavierWoodsPhD) pic.twitter.com/i0lQ0SlJPZ
— Donkey Kong Daddy (@ReneeYoungWWE) February 9, 2016
Hahaha...okay, I'm alright. Let's continue.
Then, they brought Mark Henry into the fam, complete with honorary forehead dick unicorn horn:
HA! And that's doubly funny, because Sexual Chocolate can't stop grabbing his horn while getting down!
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't even... y'all go on without me finish it up... teeheeheeheehee...
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