Let's book the opening segment of next week's episode of Monday Night Raw

Vince McMahon's reaction (probably) to fans getting to book Monday Night Raw's opening segment next week.

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I encourage this because there's so much great discussion in nearly every post that it's fun to be a part of it all. Sometimes we stumble upon a good enough idea that we create an entire post out of it to give it its own thread so we can all get in on the fun.

Like the conversation in this thread.

It's that thread that inspired the idea for this post. In it, a fan asked former WWE and TNA head writer Vince Russo what the first thing he would do is if he was given the book at WWE. He went with the troll response -- "put the belt on Gobbledy Gooker" -- but it led to a comment from Cagesider b120d13 asking what's the first thing YOU would do if you were given the ability to write for WWE.

So here's what we'll do here: I'll open up the floor to you Cagesider to book the first segment for next week's episode of Monday Night Raw in Knoxville, Tennessee. Keep in mind current storylines, of course, and let us know exactly what you would do if WWE gave you the pencil and let you write the segment as you see fit.

Best entry gets its own post.

Go!

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