WWE Monday Night Raw comes waltzing back into our lives tonight (Nov. 4, 2013) from the Bon Secours Wellness Arena in Greenville, South Carolina, featuring the rise of Bray Wyatt and his family. Or something like that. Maybe.
Advertised for tonight: Wyatt Family attacking others (maybe), CM Punk and Daniel Bryan answering the Wyatt's previous attack (maybe), John Cena's next challenger for the world heavyweight title, Kane in his new role as muscle for "The Authority", and Big Show being banned for life but probably still showing up.
Come right back here at 8 p.m. ET when the Raw live blog kicks off once the show starts on USA. It will be below this line here.
WWE RAW RESULTS AND LIVE BLOG FOR NOV. 4
Rex here. Time to mark out with our snark out.
CM Punk out to open the show but he is quickly interrupted by the Wyatt family.
Punk will be taking on Harper.
CM Punk vs Luke Harper
Result: Punk wins by roll up
- GATOR ROLL! Thank you Harper.
- Harper's bump on the outside into the announce table
- Harper springboarding Punk from the bottom rope to the middle one.
- Harper looking back to Wyatt for guidance throughout the match.
- Punk goes up to and hits a huge splash to Rowan on the outside
Renee Young with Punk in the back and he teases that there are more people who have issues with the Wyatt Family.
Cole on the phone with Heyman. Heyman says he is in Europe seeing his doctors and lists off a variety of injuries.
He says the WWE and Punk owe him an apology and starts to cry as he hangs up the phone.
Ryback vs Great Khali
Result: Ryback wins
Kofi Kingston vs Alberto Del Rio
Result: ADR wins by submission
- Kingston with huge air to the outside to take out Del Rio
- Brutal double stomp from Del Rio while Kofi was caught in the ropes
- Del Rio making fun of Kofi's claps before hitting a brutal enziguiri in the corner
- A very creative takedown/roll up from Kofi
An awesome true crime style video package for the Big Show lawsuit against WWE.
Lawler tries to announce Orton's opponent and Orton interrupts him.
He want's to address the universe.
He says that all the men can look at their women and see that their women are fantasizing about being with him.
He says he sees all the jealously in their eyes and they don't have any real power.
Big E won the vote.
Big E Langston vs Randy Orton
Result: Orton wins by pinfall
- Big E Langston being a damn fine hoss
- Big E's ass (as always)
- Orton's selling
- Big E looking damn good throughout.
- Really nothing was weak- damn fine match
TYSON KIDD!!!! and Natalya vs Fandango and Summer Rae
Result: Kidd and Natalya win by pinfall
- Fandango distracting Natalya
- Tyson Kidd on fire with the offense
- Great exchanges between Kidd and Fandango
- Kidd winning the match with the Sharpshooter after countering a Fandango leg drop from the top rope
Sandow with Young and she asks about his failed cash in.
Sandow doesn't get far before the Real Americans make an appearance. Zeb with a few lines and then they We the People.
Sandow chimes in with a "Me the uncrowned World Champion"
Cena with some mic time before the upcoming six man tag match.
He is going to talk about the Rise Above Cancer campaign and the Susan G. Koman Foundation.
He recognizes the breast cancer survivors in the crowd.
Rhodes Bros and John Cena vs The Real Americans and Damien Sandow
Result: Rhodes Bros and John Cena
- Del Rio and Colter are on announcing duties
- Everything. It's a Six Man Tag with a lot of talented workers and Jack Swagger.
- Fantastic match. The final couple of minutes was just insane
Big Show is is the back and we cut to Vickie giving the news to HHH.
Stephanie says that she let Big Show in the building.
Apparently the Board doesn't want to take risks with the lawsuit and demands they settle with the Big Show.
HHH is being resistant and Stephanie shoots him down with a "You have never had a problem taking McMahon money before".
Big Show makes HHH just oh so angry.
Dolph Ziggler vs Curtis Axel
Result: Dolph Ziggler wins by pinfall
- DOLPH ZIGGLER WON ON RAW!
HHH and Stephanie are waiting on Big Show. It turns out to be Vickie to inform them that he won't meat in their office.
He wants to meet them in the ring for the settlement.
Usos vs 3MB
Result: The Usos win by pinfall
- Heath Slater
- Usos flying around like maniacs
Renee Young with Los Matadores.
She tries to interview them but El Torrito interferes.
He is apparently horny as in he will accidently stab Renee Young in the ring.
Bellas and Eva Marie vs AJ, Taminia, and Aksana
Result: Eva Marie (I'm being serious here) won via roll up.
HHH, Stephanie, and Big Show out to the ring.
Big Show says it isn't about money, he just wants his job back.
HHH laughs about it and is about to tell him to shove it before Stephanie stops him.
Stephanie agrees to giving him his job back.
He wants the world's largest bonus and to be the face of the WWE.
Stephanie is about to go off on him when HHH stops her.
Shield's music hits as we go to break.
Back from Break.
Big Show and HHH go back and forth a bunch and HHH is forced to give Big Show his job back and a WWE Title Shot at Survivor Series.
HHH then makes a handicap match.
Big Show vs The Shield and Randy Orton
The Shield and Orton beat down on Big Show a bunch.
Just as Show starts a comeback, Kane in a suit and tie makes an appearance for the distraction.
Shield overwhelm him again and they call for chairs. Kane tosses them chairs and the congo line beatdown Show to get disqualified.
They then triple powerbomb Big Show through the announcer's table to end the show.