Fair warning, Cagesiders, this weird ass video might be the most amazing thing you'll ever see.
First things first, though. TNA has released a new Willow t-shirt.
Here it is:
Considering the character, that's actually not an offensive shirt. It could have been much worse, right?
Then we get to this, a video of Willow himself selling that very shirt:
Here's what he said, for those who don't speak "masked umbrella man":
"The matches will improve when the possession is complete. Until then and beyond it's a collectors dream. Own the first ever Willow t-shirt available now at ShopTNA.com. It's way better than owning a plastic skeleton."
I have no idea what this means, or why there's a plastic skeleton hanging around, or why Willow apparently just died at the end of the video.