I just don't even know what this is, Cagesiders. That's not true, I suppose. I do know what this is in the sense that I can see what's happening. A woman and a man are out on a date, the man begins choking, the woman calls 1-800-FELLA, Sheamus appears, Brogue Kicks the choking man to dislodge the food he's got stuck in his throat, then proceeds to sit down and finish the guy's meal, stealing his girlfriend. He even jokingly acts like he's choking before he and the woman laugh it off. He proceeds to creepily look at the camera and smile before drinking wine.
Again, the boyfriend who was originally choking to death is nowhere to be found. And I don't even want to talk about the technique the waiter uses when applying the Heimlich maneuver.
I just don't even.