Shit happens ... no, really, it does.
For those of you who don't watch Total Divas on Sunday nights on the E! channel, you likely missed out on seeing the moment produced in the clip above. Yes, that's John Cena admitting to his girlfriend, Nikki Bella, that he once pooped his pants in the middle of a match.
Apparently, he had food poisoning and a hard enough collision caused him to squirt some brown downtown. He covered for it well, considering this hasn't been a story until now.
It's not really a story now, actually. Just something to chuckle at. Hey, he's a good sport about it.