This Thursday, TNA is running Total Nonstop Deletion, a 2-hour Broken Matt Hardy deletion event. One of the big matches for this spectacle is Tag Team Apocalypto, an elimination tag team open to any tag teams of all space and time.
Tonight on Twitter, during Raw, Matt got to recruiting:
I FORMALLY invite MeekMahan's #RAW Champs, The Day of New, to #TotalNonstopDELETION.#BrotherNero & I need to face these men. #Apocalypto
— #BROKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) December 13, 2016
This was after New Day won their first tag team triple threat of the night. Hopefully Broken Matt isn’t going to hold his breath on the Day of New or any of the WWE teams. Then again, Matt may be able to hold his breath for a long time given the Broken powers the Seven Deities have granted him.
I FORMALLY invite MeekMahan's #SDLive Champs, The Family of Wyatts, to #TotalNonstopDELETION.
— #BROKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) December 13, 2016
Our universes must collide. #Apocalypto
This wouldn’t be the first time the Wyatts and Broken Matt crossed path on the Twitter-verse, after there was some “controversy” about who came up with the outdoor match idea.
I FORMALLY invite The Man with 3 Hs & The Kid who Breaks Hearts, The X Degenerates, to #TotalNonstopDELETION. #Apocalypto
— #BROKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) December 13, 2016
Not sure if Shawn Michaels’ retirement stipulation includes fighting in Matt Hardy’s backyard.
I FORMALLY invite The Express that Rocks & Rolls, Ricky & Robert, to #TotalNonstopDELETION. @RealRickyMorton has accepted.#Apocalypto
— #BROKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) December 13, 2016
He’s not lying. The Rock and Roll Express will be there.
@MATTHARDYBRAND What about The Most R Superstar and The Most Charismatic Captain. In a non fighting manner of course
— KiranTheRay (@TriVoltageHeel) December 13, 2016
They are FORMALLY invited to #TotalNonstopDELETION, but they must fight. I will ask the #7Deities to REPLENISH their VESSELS.#Apocalypto https://t.co/k8Mo0OfSrI
— #BROKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) December 13, 2016
I bet those TLC matches between Edge and Christian and the Hardys contribute to their broken vessels.
Since Bautista has shown great interest in #TotalNonstopDELETION's affairs, I FORMALLY invite him & the OBSOLETE Evolution to #Apocalypto.
— #BROKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) December 13, 2016
So Triple H was already invited as part of DX and Orton was already invited as part of the current Wyatt family, so I guess it has to be Batista and Ric Flair to represent Evolution. Like Shawn Michaels, Flair also has a WrestleMania retirement stipulation, but we know that didn’t stick.
I FORMALLY invite The Connection of @TheRock & Sock to #TotalNonstopDELETION.
— #BROKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) December 13, 2016
Their presence at #Apocalypto would be utterly ELECTRIFYING.
I have a feeling this is one place that the Rock won’t be trying to expand his brand.
It’s great that these are all FORMAL invitations, but you don’t need one to show up. If you consider yourself a wrestling tag team, show up in Cameron, NC on Thursday.
Which one of these classic teams would you like to see at Tag Team Apocalypto?