Vince McMahon: (Christopher) Columbus, by the way, not only was he representing the Queen of England when he discovered America, don’t forget Columbus was Hispanic!

"Hey Internet...Im a heel. Heels lie, therefore if I say something boastfully and reneg on it, it's not an official stipulation. Smarten up!"

http://twitter.com/IAmJericho/status/25100350481

Ian Rotten set a new low, even for himself by attending the funeral of J.C. Bailey. Rotten was not welcome at the event and was asked to leave. According to those at the funeral Rotten created a scene at the point of disgracing the service and refused to leave.

If that were not enough, Rotten had the balls to ask Bailey's parents for gas money to pay his way to and from an event he was not welcome at to start with. I want to repeat that, Ian Rotten asked the grieving parents of a dead child, though 28 he was still their child, for gas money to pay his way to and from a funeral he was not welcome at to begin with

I want to write something scathing about how much I hate Ian Rotten like I have before but really, words just fail me here.

Without further ado, here is the rough draft of my foreword for @IAmJericho's new book!

When Chris direct messaged me on twitter and asked that I write the foreword for his new book, I was thrilled. I could write about all the classic matches Chris has had or about all of the championships that he has won, but you're going to read about that in this book. I'm going to make this foreword a little more personal. Like yours truly, Chris is a bro from Long Island. Maybe that's why I instantly became a Jerichoholic in the mid 90's when he entered my living room via a television screen. Now 15 years later, Chris is a member of my Zack Pack! It's truly unbelievable! I'll never forget searching for weeks for his WCW action figure. He was the hardest one to find in the set. That shouldn't be a surprise considering other figures in that set were Goldberg with a construction hat and Rick Steiner with a gremlin on a leash. When I was in 9th grade, I celebrated my birthday at the WWF New York Restaurant. Who did I pick to be on my cake? You guessed it...Y2J! When I first started wrestling, I didn't shave my forearms because Chris didn't either. Now I have to shave them because my lady likes me nice and smooth. Speaking of body hair, Chris naired my back once after a show. He confessed that it was one of the greatest moments of his career. I should probably keep this foreword short. I wouldn't want to steal the spotlight from the actual book. In closing, whether you like him or not, Chris Jericho is the best in the world as what he does. Woo Woo Woo. You Know It!

He erupts into his trademark laugh, an almost cartoonishly maniacal cackle that suggests he might be on the verge of either torturing James Bond or simply flipping the table over on a whim. It's the kind of laugh that makes me briefly wonder whether this whole dinner idea, where I would sit down with Miller to learn a little about what makes this enigmatic fighter tick, was really such a brilliant notion.

This whole scene was predictable, really. When we came in Miller asked the hostess to seat us somewhere in the back of the restaurant because, as he put it, "we're going to be yelling a lot."

"WRESTLER, on behalf of himself and his heirs, successors, assigns and personal representatives, hereby releases, waives and discharges PROMOTER from all liability to WRESTLER and covenants not to sue PROMOTER for any and all loss or damage on account of injury to any person or property or resulting in serious or permanent injury to WRESTLER or WRESTLER’s death, whether caused by the negligence of the PROMOTER, other wrestlers or otherwise."

"Imagine if all they did the entire show was promote the Beer Money vs. Motor City Machineguns match and had Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan and the ECW guys saying they needed to see that match and said these guys are the future now. Then, if you put that match in the main event - as opposed to the middle of the card with no follow-up - and produce and present them as the main event. Then, if 'you buy this product, this is the progressive type of presentation we are going to present to you.' Instead, you have Hulk Hogan in his 50s thanking ECW guys in their 40s before the ECW guys are beat up by a group led by Ric Flair in his 60s."

Just so everyone knows, I am NOT posting as @realHulkHogan or @TNAnonymous ! To whoever is, I don't appreciate you using my name to troll!

This is my blog and I will continue to write about things that interest me.

For the record, I have no intentions of doing the TNA PPV. I'm happy for the guys that are doing it but its nice to see the little bingo hall company everyone "blew off" back in the day as "insignificant" is called upon everytime business is in the toilet.