CSS Survivor Series Tournament Bracket: Updated as of end of Day 5, Tue., Nov. 20, 2012 - June M. Williams
The CSS Survivor Series Tournament continues today with a first round match pitting The Whole Damn Foot vs. Lords of Destruction.
Let's continue the Cageside Seats (CSS) Survivor Series Tournament, shall we?
Next up on the docket is C.J. Bradford's squad, The Whole Damn Foot, taking on DarkTalon's gang, Lords of Destruction.
The Whole Damn Foot
Stephanie McMahon (WC)
Lords of Destruction
Rob Van Dam
Paul Bearer (WC)
You'll vote in this tournament in the same way we've voted in every other tournament. Take a look at the teams you see above and choose who you think the winner should be.
To vote The Whole Damn Foot simply write: Vote - Foot
To vote Lords of Destruction simply write: Vote - Lords
Here's a promo from Dark Talon on why you should vote for Lords of Destruction:
Ring Announcer: "At this time, please welcome the greatest tag team in the history of the world, the Rated-R Superstar and Captain Charisma, two members of the Lords of Destruction, EDGE AND CHRISTIAN!"(Music Hits) "You think you know me...you think you know me..."
Edge: "Thank you to all of our fans here at Cageside Seats!"
Christian: "You know, Edge, of something that really reeked of awesomeness?"
Edge: "What's that Christian?"
Christian: "This tournament and the fact that our team captain, DarkTalon, had the good sense to bring back together the greatest tag team EVER for his Survivor Series squad!"
Edge: "So Christian, I was looking at our opponents for this matchup, ‘The Whole Damn Foot," and you know what I realized?"
Christian: "What is that Edge?"
Edge: "They don't STAND A CHANCE!"
Christian: "Oh hey, my phone is ringing, it must be my grandma...let me see...I have it my pocket here somewhere...orange sunglasses, streamers, kazoos..."
Edge: "Long live the stream."
Christian: "Yeah, long live the zoo. Ah, here we go, oh hey grandma! Calling to wish us luck in our...oh...you want to talk to Edge?"
Edge: "Ah, Grandma Edna! How is the hip? Good to hear...what's that? You want a spot on our team? Oh, I'm sorry Grandma Edna, we already have 5 members. Yes, I'm sure you could take out the Rock. Yeah, you totally wouldn't even need your walker. Alright well, I'll tell you what, I'll make sure to spear him good just for you. Haha, alright Grandma Edna, I hope you do think about that in your walk-in tub later...goodbye." (Tosses phone back to Christian.)
Christian: "So...yeah...anyway...at this time, we'd like to welcome in the rest of our team, starting with the highest man on the planet..."
Edge: "Highest FLYING man on the planet..."
"Christian: "...the highest man on the planet, Mr. Surprise Moonsault, Mr. Random Corkscrew Leg Drop, THE MAN WHO HELD THE ECW TELEVISION TITLE FOR 700 STRAIGHT DAYS! ROB VAN DAM!" (Music Hits) "ONE OF A KIND."
Crowd: "EE SEE DUB! EE SEE DUB!"
Edge: "And, my favorite brothers ever..."
Christian: "Wait, I thought I was your favorite brother?"
Edge: "Well, we're just friends, not brothers..."
Christian: "Well I don't know, when was the ‘prime' of our careers? Weren't we brothers then? Or were we friends at that point?"
Edge: "Hmm...you raise a good point..."
(Lights go out. "Gong." Pyro Hits.)
Edge: "THE BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION AND PAUL BEARER!"
Paul Bearer: "Ohhhh Edge and Christian, Ohhhh Rob Van Dam, OHHHH CAGESIDE SEATERS! I've been sitting allllllllll alone in the darkness of my funeral parlor thinking about this match! Five more souls for my collection. Five more bodies. FIVE CASKETS PREPARED FOR THEM! OHHHH YESSSSS! And you, Loooooords of Destruction, can present them to me, ONE BY ONE, OHHHH YESSSSSS!!!!"
Undertaker: "Rock. Triple H. Rick Rude. Sycho Sid. Mark Henry. REST. IN. PEACE. And Stephanie...where to?"
Edge: "Oh! Christian and I have one more thing prepared! Those of you with devices capable of flash photography should get them ready. For the first time as members of the Lords of Destruction, A FIVE SECOND POSE!"
Christian: "Yeah! We're going to show you what is going to happen tomorrow night in our match!"
(Edge splashes himself with water, mocking Triple H's entrance. Christian does an overly dramatic mocking of the Rock's People's Elbow dance. Undertaker and Kane step towards them. E&C immediately fall to their knees and hold a begging position for five seconds as the Brothers tower over them.)"
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