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The ABC's of New Day

Our author and resident villainous entrance structure at cSs, Josh Gagnon recently posted The ABC's of Pro Wrestling, in celebration of school starting. I, however am currently working on receiving my master's degree over at NDU (University of New Day) and wanted to show you what I've learned along the way.

Warning: This post will be GIF-heavy. So apologies in advance to your plodding, Authority-like promo of a browser and/or cellular devices.

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Class is now in session

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A is for "Ambrose" as in... You gon’ cheer for Ambrose? Xavier Woods has a trombone!

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B is for "Brooklyn" as in... So fresh and so clean. Our gear is on fleek. Unlike this filthy city - Brooklyn's boooty!

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C is for "Clap Therapy" as in... The success of clap therapy. We clap or we snap!

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D is for "Disrespectful" as in... Those damn Dudleys don’t respect furniture. 3D? One of those D's stands for disrespect. #GiveTablesAChance

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E is for "Everyday" as in... Say it JoJo! Everyday is a New Day. With enthusiasm!

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F is for "Free Bird" as in... Hot potato! HotpotatoHotpotatoHotpotato...

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G is for "Gravity" as in... I’ma call Gravity on you, Neville! You better chill out! He gon’ know who you are!

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H is for "Hips" as in... Big E’s hips are a blessing.

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I is for "Infectious" as in... Negativity won’t affect us, let’s clap it’s infectious. Let’s hear it for New Day. All those other tag teams are booty. Yes, I said booty!

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J is for "Jeremy Scott" as in... Jeremy Scott's ObyO JS 3 Gold. Shoe so fly they got wings on them! It’s gotta be the shoes!

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K is for "Kiss" as in... Ba-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-ya. BABEEH, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.

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L is for "(E)L Torito" as in... this little bull.

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M is for "Milk" as in... Milk served in celebratory champagne glasses. Okay that one was a reach. Doesn't matter. Nobody cares about your Montreal boo-hoo job.

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N is for "NeNe" as in... We did it NeNe, we did it! Also, watch me whip and watch me New Day.

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O is for "Oh" as in... OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!

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P is for "P.O.P." as in... Power of Positivity. Hold it down! Don’t you dare be sour! Clap for the New Day and feel the POWAAAHH!

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Q is for "Quality" as in... The New Day is the best thing going on right now. Not only are they the most quotable but the most GIFable as well (obvs). Plus, nothing is as quality as this...

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R is for "Reigns" as in... Reigns ain’t got nothing on the New Day! That vest ain’t helping nobody!

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S is for "Sonics" as in... as in the shakes. Son-ic shakes! Son-ic shakes! Son-ic shakes!

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T is for "#TricepMeat"as in... You can’t even get a hamburger in WWE, ‘cause Big E sells nothing but tricep meat!

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U is for "Uncle Luke" as in... AYYEE WE WANT SOME* [*NSFW maybe]

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V is for "Victorious" as in... I said victorious! VI-VI-VI-VICTORIOUS! Also, Final Fantasy VII - Victory Fanfare.

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W is for "Walter Cronkite" as in... Walter Cronkite announced the moon landing. While sitting at a table! Plus, let's remember that New Day does not suck: Why? We’re winning!

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X is for "@XavierWoodsPhD" as in... Best Interviewer, Most Charismatic, hell if it counts, Best Non-Wrestler of the Year. This guy...

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Y is for "Year" as in... Kofi Kingston is the real Mega Dad of the year.

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Z is for "Zoo" as in... We don’t care about your kazoo, son! You ain’t got barz!

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There were a dozen more I wanted to include but here they are. Feel free to comment on your favorites or any ones I may have left out.

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