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An introduction, To Cagesideseat Lingo (thanks SaneN85)



This post is mainly for people new to the Cageside family. In the open thread, and pretty much everywhere else, we tend to use little inside jokes. Now these may be specific to CagesideSeats, or they could be a popular joke among the entire IWC. I would like to have this series explain some of the lingo and terms we often use on here, so that hopefully, no one feels alienated, and you feel closer to the community. Lets begin!!

1.Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose. - This one is very common throughout the internet. This joke, comes from the fact that at a house show one night, a fan in the front row, noticed that dean Ambrose had written the phrase "Titty master" on his wrist tape. The joke was furthered when at a smackdown taping, a fan held a "Titty Master sign" right as Dean walked by, forever pairing Ambrose with the nick name.

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2. I blame Kevin Dunn - This comes down to if you know who Kevin Dunn is. Kevin Dunn, is the man who is responsible for some of the worst booking of all time. Hes been with WWE for almost his whole career, and he is the reason that women wear treated as sex objects in the mid 2000`s. Basically, its just fun to blame all the worlds problems on a man that has brought the IWC so much misery. This image pretty much sums it up

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3. Teddy long`s tag team matches playa - Anyone who watched WWE in the mid 2000`s knows about this. While Theodore Long was the GM of Smackdown, every episode would open with two guys arguing in the ring, followed by another bad guy coming out to beat help the other bad guy beat down the face, until another face came out to save him. This would result in Teddy Long coming out and announcing, that in the main event, the 4 people in the ring, would have a "Tag team match playa". Anytime a confrontation like this happens, somebody will suggest Teddy Long should come out and do his thing.

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4 - Lobster head - This has to do with the lyrics to Sheamus`s entrance music. The lyrics are sung, in such a thick Irish accent, that its impossible to make them out. Instead of looking it up, the IWC decided to make up there own lyrics. this video explains it

5. Maggle - This is a rib on JBL. Basically, at the height of John Bradshaw Layfield`s excitement, he will simply pronounce Micheal Cole`s name "Maggle". You hear variations like "We got a flying goat Maggle"!! or Thats Brilliant "Maggle".

Well, thats it for the first edition. If anyone new here wants to ask more questions, I can answer in the comments.

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