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NXT Takeover as seen by the Wifey

Well, here it is. I'm just gonna get right to it. Ready? Let's go...

One of the first things she sees is Paige in that opening video package. "Kinda angry that Natalya couldn't win the title at WrestleMania and lose it on Raw the next night."

Match 1: Adam Rose vs Camacho

Rose makes his way to the ring as the wife laughs, "What happens to his lollipop once the match starts?" "I like his stage dive thing he does." She sees Eden and remarks how she likes seeing her video blogs. Camacho makes his way to the ring and she laughs at Adam's facial expression. She wonders if Camacho would have a hard time wrestling in slacks. Then she busts out laughing thinking of someone injuring themselves on the saliva covered lollipop, wherever it is. "Awwww, he's being carried like a baby!" Camacho big slam and that gets a big "Ooh!" Interesting hold by Camacho. Big boot by Camacho followed by the hold we just seen. Remarks how high Camacho's leg was for the big boot. Spine buster by Adam Rose. Rose with the crazy hair/crazy face! The wife sees the roses on Adam's tights and says "He looks like he could be Disney's beast in human form. The magical rose is the connection." I gotta admit, she kinda lost me there. Here's the Choo! Choo! She asks, "Was that the uglier or unprettier or whatever it's called?" No, love..that's called the Party Foul. Adam Rose wins and the match was "very entertaining"

Video package highlighting Sami Zayn from Arrival. She still is of the opinion that the Zayn vs Cesaro match was awesome. She laughs and points out that "Zayn looks like Seth Rogen in that hat." Insulting, I know.

Match 2: The Ascension vs El Local and Kalisto

The Ascension makes their entrance. "Ooh, those Egyptian guys." Uh, with at the hell is that supposed to mean? Cuz I don't know. The Ascension do their roar and she gets a laugh. "Oh, these 2 are luchadors?" Yup. She remarks how much she likes the NXT tag team belts. She's going for the Ascension to win. Headbutt to the stomach of one of the masked wrestlers. Comments "that's why you don't wear masks, so you don't get picked up by the mask." Comments that the Yah! Chants sound like they come from "cowboys." Toss Kalisto into the ropes. Really loving Viktor as she's really into this team. The Ascension get the win and she's happy as a clam.

Breeze segment up and she says, 'It looks like he's in a ladies locker room with that fancy mirror. We know for damn sure that mirror is not in a men's locker room." Chappelle's Show reference. Then flashes her juvenile humor as she realizes Prince Pretty initials are P.P. Stay classy, honey.

Match 3 Billy Zane Sami Zayn vs Tyler Breeze

"We know you're pretty, but can you wrestle?" Is what she asks as she didn't get to see him at Arrival. Lets a laugh out at Breeze mouths the word 'personified'. She seems to notice a fair bit of hair pulling. The announcers remark that Breeze hasn't seen a cell phone he doesn't like draws a chuckle. " I really like NXT!" Notices Tyler's hair becoming less pretty. "He reminds me of He-Man. They're both princes and they have similar hair.' Sometimes I just can't with this woman. She really wants Sami to win. She wasn't sure of Tyler's ability to wrestle just based on his looks but she's being won over. Exploder suplex to the corner. Very audible gasp as Breeze hits the super kick. "Oh, he's out. How did he kick out?!? I'm so happy he kicked out." Beauty shot to end the match. "Aw, I'm sorry Sami."

Nattie sighting and she sees her Shredder shoulders. Coming up, "Wooo! Vs the Hart Dynasty?"

Expresses disgust at seeing Lana. Remarks that Rusev should wave his flag a lil bit more aggressive. The hyper man comes out with more aggressive flag waving. Hyper man gets soundly beaten. 'Why can't anybody come out and beat Rusev up?" "He doesn't even have matches, just comes out and beats people up"

Quick note that the middle announcer has a tiny head.

Sees Paige and notes she still not a fan of hers for just showing up her night on Raw and wining the divas title. Clearly, she's a Natalya mark.

Match 4 Charlotte vs Natalya

First laughs at Charlotte's Ric Flair remix theme. Says how much Natalya deserves to win over Charlotte. A little blonde on blonde action here. "Natalya probably doesn't like it because she wants to be the only blonde." Just a brief call back to the total divas episode. Says Natalya should watch out because Charlotte is the daughter of Ric Flair and could cheat. "The Harts don't cheat." "Charlotte needs some better bottoms because these don't fit right on her booty." "Come on, Nattie" "Charlotte trying to Wooo like her daddy." Backpack stunner and the wife says that if Nattie don't win, she's gonna riot. Awesome imagery. Charlotte wins and the wife wonders why Natalya couldn't "be a sore loser and just snap on Charlotte" " aww, stop your crying Ric"

Match 5: Tyson Kidd vs Adrian Neville

Slow start to match according to the woman. She implores these 2 to "get moving!" "Ooh, I like Kidd's tights!" "This crowd is pretty quiet for being the main event." " it's kind of like they're fighting each other because the moves are so similar" " am I cheering for Tyson Kidd?.....yes I am" Tyson slaps on a nice looking submission and the wife is loudly yelling at the tv for Neville to "tap out! Tap out! Tap out!" He ended up not tapping out. Neville hits his finisher and that's all she wrote. "Ah. He gets to keep it?" In the most dejected voice ever.

She says all the matches were good save for the main event. She just thought that didn't feel like much of one. Says the woman's match had more crowd noise. But she's leaning towards liking NXT more than Raw or Smackdown.

So, till the next one. Thanks for reading!

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