Inspired by last night's (April 21, 2014) episode of Monday Night Raw.
[To the tune of Man or Muppet]
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(Dean Ambrose)
I reflect on our opponents
and I wonder for a moment
Are they flesh or powdery dough?
I don’t know…
Are you a man or are you a cream puff? (Seth Rollins: Are you a cream puff?)
If you’re a cream puff you’re a very angry cream puff (A very muscle-y cream puff)
Are you a cream puff or are you a man? (Are you a man?)
If you’re a man that makes you a cream puff of a man (Cream puff of a man)
(Roman Reigns)
I look out at these guys
Over-sized shaven thighs
Covered by suits and ties
Filled with a pudding surprise…
Are you a man or are you a cream puff? (Seth Rollins: Are you a cream puff?)
If you’re a cream puff you’re a very angry cream puff (A very muscle-y cream puff)
Are you a cream puff or are you a man? (Are you a man?)
If you’re a man that makes you a cream puff of a man (Cream puff of a man)
(All)
Here we go again
We have talked it out as friends
Shield’s debate comes to an end
You’re not men
You’re all cream puffs
You’re all cream puffs of a man
You’re all very angry cream puffs
You’re a cream puffy clan
You’re Evolution