Tag Team Championship Match: Deception, Gold, and Asses- Bewp! Bewp!
The Rhodes Bros (c) vs the (Not so) New Age Outlaws
Tag team gold (copper?) is on the line as the Rhode Brothers come into conflict with The Authority again in the form of the New Age Outlaws.
Tale of the Tape
Goldust
Hails from: That club you "accidentally" stumbled into that one time with your buddies and swore to never talk about again.
Notable Accomplishments: 1,000 nipple rubs without chafing, the highest ratio of strange looks per day in the world, and perfect make up every damn time.
How he got here: Don't ask.
Cody Rhodes
Hails from: The shadow of his father and brother.
Notable Accomplishments: Apprenticeship with the Intellectual Savior of the Masses, Rexy for Best Hot Tag in Professional Wrestling, married to this lovely woman.
How he got here: Betrayal of a friend and the love of a brother.
Billy Gunn
Hails from: the Wild West.
Notable Accomplishments: Ass Magazine: Afficiando of the Year Award, gay marriage trailblazer, original prototype of Dolph Ziggler.
How he got here: Shaking his ass a lot.
Road Dogg
Hails From: the basement of Titan Tower.
Notable Accomplishments: ...........
How he got here: Friendship with HHH.
What's at Stake?
Control of the roster as The Authority looks to reassert its dominance over all, sending the New Age Outlaws after the ones who got away.
Can the Rhodes Bros. once again survive the machinations of The Authority?
Will the tag titles come under the control of Triple H, Stephanie McMahon and their Best for Business facism?
Will Billy Gunn shake his ass?
(Of course he will.)
You know where you'll find the answers to those and all of your Royal Rumble-related questions, right?
(Hint: it's the website you're on right now)
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