Slapstick Saturday: Cameron is a Total Diva

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Welcome to another edition of "Slapstick Saturday," Cagesiders, where your old pal Hulk Holland pokes fun at every botch, blooper and bomb the world of professional wrestling has ever given us.

I know this is going to come as a complete and utter shock to all of you Cagesiders out there, but Ariane Andrew was the first contestant eliminated from the Tough Enough competition when the pro wrestling reality show returned to the airwaves back in 2011.

Go figure.

A lot of cast members have come and gone without much fanfare over the past five seasons. Some folks cut a promo that sounds like one of those old movie theater recordings, while others wrestle so poorly someone mistakenly shoves a wallet in their mouth.

Then we have Ariane.

You have to really hit one over the fence to stump a guy like Steve Austin, who is not only one of the best talkers in WWE history, but one of the most quick-witted, too. It's not her answer that makes this segment so hilarious, it's "Stone Cold's" dumbfounded reaction.

Take a look:

Wow.

Ariane would have the last laugh, however, and resurface with a developmental contract in Florida Championship Wrestling (FCW). From there she was able to parlay her success into a tag-team role with Naomi as one half of The Funkadactyls in WWE, the dancing cheerleaders for Brodus Clay and more recently, Sweet T.

Now known as "Cameron," she made her return to reality television earlier this year with Total Divas -- with pretty good ratings, to boot -- though I'd reckon by this point she'd have a much better answer if asked about her favorite match of all time.

At least I hope.

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