I can't believe this is actually newsworthy, but Zack Ryder cut off his long hair, as shown in the above photo he posted to Instagram with the caption: "I wasn't feeling the long hair." Why is this even remotely newsworthy? Because Ryder had started growing his hair out apparently in an effort to distance himself from his "Broski" gimmick in an attempt to be taken more seriously in WWE. It didn't work, as evidenced by his continued status as a jobber, and now it's back to the drawing board. Anybody got a good idea they can pass along to the poor guy?