SummerSlam is just over a week away, Cagesiders, and aside from last week's unanticipated detour to laugh at TNA Impact Wrestling (thanks Tito), we're back with another look at the lighter side of the WWE's biggest pay-per-view (PPV) of the summer.
And what summertime show would be complete without a barbecue?
Turns out Triple H and Shawn Michaels, reunited as "DX" before entering a feud with Vince and Shane McMahon, were in charge of cooking up a batch of wieners, something, as "ayetch" remarks, Lita can't get enough of (insert "you screwed Matt" joke here). So what happens when there is only one left to split up among the roster?
You have a showdown between Kane and Viscera.
Those two monsters will stop at nothing to get their lips around some leftover meat, and in the process of lumbering over to the grill, cream Chris Masters, take away the squad's spirit, make a retard cry and eventually settle for a Coach sandwich. And I'm pretty sure Trish Stratus got some potato salad on her puppies.
It's worth watching just to see how different the roster was seven years ago.
Hey look, it's Dolph Ziggler!
You prefer these types of promos, or the sing-alongs like last year?