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Friday Fantasy Booker Special: "Ray, it's time to be a bully." Edition.

Like all of my sane CSS friends, I hate Aces and Eigths. I dont mean I hate them in a, "Oh I hate that guy but hes entertaining," kind of way. I hate them like crowds hate X-Pac. I hate them like a porn star hates Herpes. I hate them like Geno hates Hulk Hogan.

But I see a possible light at the end of the proverbial tunnel. It involves BULLY Ray, not this weird, married, happy, face-painted, hulking up for Mrs. Hogan Ray that we have been seeing.

We all know TNA isn't against running an obsured kidnapping angle so we will start there. Aces and Eights kidnap Brook Hogan to use as leverage to take over TNA. Hogan and Ray are distraught and trying to figure out what to do. Hogan Pulls Ray aside and tells him, "You need to get Brook back, Jack! (It rhymed so i went with it) You need to take Aces and Eights out. Your not a wrestler, your a bully. Do whatever it takes to get it done."

Bully becomes his old, angry, out to get your lunch money self, and gets Samoa Joe to back him. The two systematically start taking out individual members back stage. Breaking legs and sending them packing until its just Devon left in the ring calling out Bully Ray to finnally settle this like men.

This is when we get a nasty bloody cage match between two men who spent there whole career togeather. Two men who where once like brothers now trying to destroy each other. The drama writes itself really. Ray finnally puts Devon down like the dog he has become and saves Brook and family is back togeather again.

Except not quite, now that Ray has let the bully back out he cant quite keept it in. This slowly leads to marital problems and a full heel turn for Bully Ray who is only eventually saved by the love of his wife.

Well there you have it cagesiders. This is how I would end the Aces of Eights story line and quite frankly, based on everyones hate for aces and eights. I think even though Ray and Joe are doing terrible things to get rid of them, they would still be faces. What do you think cagesiders?

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