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Welcome to another edition of "Slapstick Saturday," Cagesiders, where your old pal Hulk Holland pokes fun at every botch, blooper and bomb the world of professional wrestling has ever given us.
Breaking up is hard to do.
Breaking up fights? That's even harder. Especially if you're an indecisive brother like Brutus Beefcake, who was tasked with saving his barbershop buddy Hulk Hogan from the macho madness of Randy Savage after the "Mega Powers" exploded over (what else?) a girl.
The unintentional laughs come at the 0:09 mark when he of beefy cakes finds Hulkamania crumpled wild in the fetal position -- while being assaulted by a raving lunatic -- to which Brutus then decides, "Nah, he's got this."
Or maybe he thought a whimpering Miss Elizabeth had the situation under control?
Beefcake briefly runs in, realizes he's missed his cue and quickly darts off screen. When he comes back (0:30), he's already ditched his shirt, perhaps to confuse viewers into thinking he wasn't the same nitwit who stumbled onto the scenes 20 seconds too early.
And what's with that arm-drag on Miss Elizabeth? Working a little stiff there, Randall...