Are you ready for some Smackdown?
Deep in the heart of Texas, the Superstars from Friday night taped this week's show and the announced main event is a doozy.
Sheamus versus Alberto Del Rio for the title? Smackdown GM Booker T isn't messing around.
You'll also see Sin Cara, Cody Rhodes, Randy Orton, Jack Swagger, Christian, Antonio Cesaro and others in action.
But if you can't wait until Friday night, you can find out right now what happens.
Courtesy of ProWrestling.net, spoilers are after the jump.
The show kicked off with new Smackdown General Manager Booker T talking about what Sheamus did to Alberto Del Rio's ride this past Monday on Raw. He wanted "The Great White" to apologize which he came out and did. That brought out Del Rio who wanted to file charges - THANK YOU! - before insulting the champ and getting in the GM's face. So KING BOOKAH made a title match for the main event. Huh?
Sin Cara defeated Cody Rhodes. This makes me sad.
Christian defeated Antonio Cesaro is what looked to be a good match. I can definitely dig a feud between these two. Cesaro got a post-match beatdown.
Randy Orton squashed Jack Swagger.
Booker T and Teddy Long were backstage when Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins showed up complain about lack of opportunities. KING BOOKAH throws shade on them for not being able to beat Ryback.
Jinder Mahal beat a couple of Benny Camers but then Ryback came out and ran him off, I guess because he was mad Mahal was stealing his gimmick. Ryback then destroyed the Camers for giggles.
Chris Jericho was out next with The Highlight Reel. He was set to interview Dolph Ziggler but Vickie Guerrero instead came out, who Jericho called Ziggler's mom. They went back and forth until Ziggler attacked from behind, hitting a ZigZag and smacking Y2J with the Money in the Bank briefcase.
The Prime Time Players beat Epico and Primo by DQ to become the number one contenders. The champs were ringside doing commentary and AW threw water at them. Somehow that led to the DQ finish. Epico and Primo didn't seem pleased the champs cost them their shot.
Eve was trying to suck up to KING BOOKAH for a job but he wasn't having it. Kaitlyn came in and BOOKAH decreed they would wrestle next week for his assistant position. PLEASE KAITLYN.
Rey Mysterio defeated The Miz in a non-title affair. Pretty good match, apparently.
Daniel Bryan came out to talk up his SummerSlam match with Kane. Eventually he and AJ Lee came out with the Raw GM being a pain in Bryan's side. He and Kane slugged it out before Bryan escaped. AJ loved every second of it.
The main event never really got started as police - supposedly hired by Del Rio - attacked Sheamus before the bell rang. Del Rio slapped on his Tijuana Forearm Snapper to end the show.