So Alberto Del Rio hired some fake cops to beat up Sheamus last week on Smackdown.

So what does General Manager Booker T do? He punished the Mexican Superstar by taking away his WWE World Heavyweight Championship match against "The Great White" at tonight's SummerSlam event.

But Del Rio has a signed contract which should make that impossible for KING BOOKAH~! to do. Still, the GM makes him wrestle Chris Jericho to earn the shot back.

Do what?

Being a lawyer in the WWE Universe must be the most frustrating thing ever.

Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio finally team up to take on the tandem on Intercontinental Champion The Miz and Cody Rhodes while Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins -- do they not have an official name yet? -- finally get on the winning side after taking a cue from Kevin Nash and pulling a Magic Mike.

Enjoy the show, Cagesiders.