Photo of Eve via WWE.com.
Because she's been taking care of business (every day).
The lovely Eve, who became a far more interesting character once she stopped messing around with Zack Ryder and John Cena (although the hoeski thing still hasn't gone away), has been absent from World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) as of late.
On Twitter during Monday Night Raw last night (June 11, 2012), she gave a kayfabe explanation:
"I know you all have missed me on Raw, but rest assured I'm handling some very important business. That's what business women do."
We have missed her on Raw, and Smackdown, too. Then again, had she been on Raw last night, what are the chances she would have been made to come on to Vince McMahon in an effort to save John Laurinaitis' job?
Who am I kidding, she would have been great in that role anyway.