Ah, yes. The Lewis Black of Cageside.
It's time for the weekly wrap up with all the biggest stories you have have already read -- and want to revisit -- or those you may have missed -- and get caught up on, get it?
WWE went across the pond to tape Raw and Smackdown this week while TNA had one of its biggest pay-per-views (PPV) of the year last Sunday in Lockdown.
Of course, we covered both extensively because A) that's what we're here for and we will never let our precious Cagesiders down and B) we love rasslin' oh so much.
In addition to that, we have what may be the first ever results posts for a Pro Wrestling Guerrilla event on CSS.
Pop the champagne, it's a celebration!
Check out the headlines after the jump.WWE
WWE Raw results and live blog for April 16: CM Punk vs Mark Henry
Video: Brock Lesnar's interview from WWE Raw last night (April 16) in London
WWE Raw results and reactions from last night (April 16): Take the good with the bad
WWE Smackdown spoilers from London for April 20, 2012 edition
WWE reports WrestleMania 28 did 1.3 million buys on pay-per-view, breaking the record for most all time
WrestleMania 28 not guaranteed to break WWE pay-per-view record
CM Punk vs Chris Jericho rematch booked for Extreme Rules on April 29 in a 'Chicago Street Fight'
Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena match stipulation announced: Extreme Rules
Brock Lesnar's new WWE ring attire looks a whole lot like his UFC gear
Stone Cold Steve Austin continues to leave the door open for WWE return
WWE Raw ratings could be bad news for Daniel Bryan
Chris Jericho will be out of WWE and back with Fozzy before SummerSlam
WWE to open developmental finishing school in Stamford, CT
WWE news: Alberto Del Rio 'traded' to Smackdown; will there still be a Draft?
WWE news: Edge's contract expires this month, may not renew
Zack Ryder complains about WWE YouTube censorship
A Cagesider gets his due on WWE YouTube clip
TNA Lockdown results and live match coverage TONIGHT (April 15) from Nashville, TN
TNA Lockdown results and reactions from last night (April 15): A hero is denied justice
TNA Impact spoilers for April 19, 2012: The fallout from Lockdown is felt and a new contender is crowned
TNA Impact spoilers for April 26, 2012 edition, featuring Eric Bischoff's farewell party
In defense of: TNA's booking of Bobby Roode and the World Heavyweight Championship since Bound for Glory 2011
TNA resorts to silly gimmicks in an attempt to please Spike TV and boost ratings
TNA star Frankie Kazarian shaves head, donated hair to Locks of Love
Ring of Honor (ROH), CHIKARA and others
TNA X-Division Champion Austin Aries: Ring of Honor is a shell of its former self
Video: The latest CHIKARA Podcast-A-Go-Go featuring Eddie Kingston, UltraMantis Black and Colt Cabana
The Indie Corner: Beyond Wrestling's Crises Precipitate Change Review
PWG DDT4 results: Kevin Steen and Super Smash Brothers win, Gillian Jacobs and Hayley Williams dig half-naked guys