Zack Ryder is back with episode number 59 of his YouTube exclusive Z! True Long Island Story.
This show features a slightly different format, as it simply follows Ryder on a day in his life. The highlights -- in my beloved bullet form -- for those who either don't want to watch or can't:
- Ryder wakes up to find he's without his Internet championship. He finds Mike Chiappetta with it, recording a video. They argue over Chiappetta having two slaves doing work for him.
- Eve makes a guest appearance, getting her make up put on and ignoring Ryder's calls. He leaves messages acting like a complete mark for her.
- He runs into The Big O, who reveals he had a dream that showed him the future. He'll sign with WWE, they'll send him to FCW, he'll hook up with all the Diva's down there, he'll get called up to the main roster after just two weeks and win the tag titles with Ryder by Survivor Series. But then they break up and he squashes Ryder. Boom.
- Ryder's dad makes an appearance, pumping up his friendship with Dolph Ziggler while getting tanner applied to his body. It's utterly ridiculous.
- Scott Stanford calls with new ideas for "Broski" style merchandise.
- A behind the scenes look at Dolph Ziggler as he attempts to hijack the show. But first he needs to figure out the password.
- Ryder watches a bit of Edge's new movie, Bending the Rules.
- He finishes his day by cuddling up to a cardboard cutout of Eve.