Video: The Rock concert from WWE Raw last night (March 12) in Cleveland

And here we have the video of The Rock's concert to close WWE Monday Night Raw last night (March 12, 2012) in Cleveland, Ohio. At some point, yes, we get tired of the childish flinging of insults but this was a great deal of fun last night and I couldn't help but laugh my way through the entire segment.

Notable is the fact that WWE saw fit to remove the horribly botched Queen song with altered lyrics. Upon second viewing, it looked as though Rock legitimately struggled to find his rhythm and got far enough behind that by the end, it was painful and unfunny. The crowd couldn't keep up either and it's a wonder they didn't turn on him.

Nonetheless, it didn't kill the segment as a whole, which was good for what it was. Still waiting for "The Great One" to really lay it down on the mic before WrestleMania, but this will do for now.

Lyrics to the above diddy after the jump.

"Warden threw a party and he spent some bucks,
didn't invite Cena cause he totally sucks,
Cena started rapping and it all went south,
Know your role, jabroni, and shut your mouth."

"Let's rock. Everybody, let's rock. Cena's got a menstrual clock. But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks."

"Little fruity pebble from Newbury, Mass.,
Rock will take his boot and shove it up his ass,
Bet you're all happy you're listening to me,
And not some goofy Eminem wannabe."

"Let's rock. Everybody, let's rock. Ain't no balls down in Cena's jock. But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks."

"Little Johnny Cena went to the doc,
Rock punched his jaw and the pain wouldn't stop,
Doc said Cena, you know I'm a fan,
But please stop begging for that rectal exam."

"Let's rock. Everybody, let's rock. Cena close up that smock. But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks."

"Rock saw Cena making out with Eve,
Grabbing on her thigh, tugging on her weave,
Cena was having the time of his life,
I guess he didn't tell her that he's got a wife."

"Let's rock. Everybody, let's rock. Divorce lawyers right up the block. But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks."

"April 23, 1977,
The doctor shouted 'send that baby back to heaven,'
Sorry Mama Cena but check these charts,
Little baby Johnny's got lady parts."

"Let's rock. Everybody, let's rock. Little Johnny's got them lady parts. But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks."

(Rock goes after grown men who are John Cena fans)

"Doesn't really matter how hard you try,
Never in your life will you ever taste pie,
Know you love Chewbacca and Frodo, too,
But you're a walking virgin and you're 42."

"Let's rock. Everybody, let's rock. You dress like Kirk and Spock. But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks."

"Rock's getting some wine and a dozen roses,
She's going to meet my holy Moses,
Getting with the Rock is the bomb,
You don't believe me ask Cena's mom."

"Let's rock. Everybody, let's rock. Cena's mom can barely walk. But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks."

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