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WWE Raw results and live blog for Feb. 6: John Laurinaitis is not fired ... yet

Big Johnny!

WWE Monday Night Raw comes waltzing back into our lives tonight (Feb. 6, 2012) from the Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Which means we should probably expect Jim Ross to show up and get humiliated at some point.

We can also expect to hear from John Laurinaitis, who didn't officially get fired last week by Triple H thanks to an interruption from the Undertaker. Because in the pro wrestling world, if you're about to get fired but a big gong goes off and the lights go out, you're safe.

Hey, it means more Big Johnny in our lives, let's not complain.

Chris Jericho finally made his move last week and attacked CM Punk to presumably set up the feud between the two that will carry them into WrestleMania 28. Or at least that's what the hope is. We'll get some more answers on that.

And Brodus Clay is back tonight, folks. That's worth the price of admission right there.

Raw starts at 9 p.m. ET time on USA, so be sure to make your way back here to chat with all your favorite Cagesiders during the show. It's always a fun time. Raw live blog after the jump.

Star-divide

WWE RAW RESULTS AND LIVE BLOG FEB.6:

Geno here.

Broadcast is live.

The promos are all centering on Undertaker and Triple H. 'Taker wasn't advertised for this event, so we'll see if he's in the building.

A video recap of last week's main event angle starts us off. One thing Triple H deserves a lot of credit for is his ability to get serious in a half a second and stay that way. When he commits, that's it.

They're actually showing 'Taker up close, so they don't care that we know the wig is terrible.

Nickleback ear rape now as Michael Cole plugs the Elimination Chamber pay-per-view to get us into the arena.

They announce a six-pack challenge match between all the Raw Elimination Chamber match participants with the winner earning the right to be the last entrant into the match on Feb. 19.

They also announce Big Show vs. Daniel Bryan as the first match tonight.

But that's not how the show will begin. No, it will start with -- who else? -- "The Game."

Shockingly enough, the fans start chanting Triple H's name.

He gets started by saying that he wants to make it clear that he was out there on Raw last week to fire John Laurinaitis. He starts in with the insults, calling Ace a backstabber and a weasel and all that good stuff. Basically, the same thing CM Punk says.

Trips explains that Laurinaitis flew up to see the Board of Directors and they want to fully review his proposal. So that's how they're keeping him on TV for the week.

Moving along to the return of the Undertaker. Big pop when Trips says that, too.

"The Game" emphasizes that 'Taker hadn't been seen since WrestleMania 27 when he was carried, not walked but carried, out of the ring. Triple H is putting over Undertaker, saying he's the only guy who gives him chills and puts him in awe. He even says he stands before 'Taker truly humbled to be in the ring with him.

Triple H continues on with his recap of last week and says he looked into Undertaker's eyes and didn't feel the same rush up his spine or butterflies in his stomach. He wasn't in awe and he wasn't humbled to stand in front of him. He says he felt bad for the Undertaker. Sorry for him, even.

"I know what I did to him last year. And you know what? I choose to remember the Undertaker in a different light. Whether you do or not, this is how I choose to remember the Undertaker."

They roll a video of 'Taker kicking ass and taking names throughout his career.

"That is the Undertaker. That is the Phenom. That is the Deadman. That is how I choose to remember the Undertaker. I don't want to remember this."

Cue footage of 'Taker laid out and completely beaten down after the match at WrestleMania 27 last year.

Triple H continues putting him over, calling him "the most dominant force ever in the WWE." Then says Undertaker challenged him at WrestleMania and out of respect, he says no.

No one can understand but he saw it last year at WrestleMania. It's over.

"If we do it again, I know what I have to do. I have to finish it. And he knows it too. Maybe that's exactly what he wants, maybe the Undertaker wants me to put an end to it."

Trips says he respects him too much to push him past his obvious limits, the limits that became clear last year. He parts by saying, "This is over."

His music hits as he starts to walk out but then suddenly stops. He looks around confused. The lights go out and the crowd explodes.

A video comes on the screen and it shows Undertaker watching the match from last year. "This is not over. I will not let that be the image of me that is remembered through the ages. My victory over you means nothing. Give me what is mine. Vengeance. And I will give you one more chance at immortality. This is not over."

Back in the arena and the lights still aren't on. They show a close up of Triple H looking contemplative.

Commercial break.

Big Show vs. Daniel Bryan -- Before the match begins, Daniel Bryan motions for someone to come out and AJ walks down wearing a neck brace. She's reluctant to come ringside and Bryan consoles her on the way to the ring, telling her she'll be safe.

They get started with Big Show just pummeling Bryan in the corner. This continues until Bryan hits a missile dropkick to Show's legs that sends him flying through the air and onto the mat.

Commercial break.

They cut off a commercial pimping the Rock's new movie to get back to the match between Bryan and Show, which Show is suddenly taking over while Jerry Lawler tells us D-Bry had control the entire commercial break.

Show calls for the choke slam but Bryan grabs him by the head when he lifts him up for it. They end up in the corner with Bryan going after the legs again. Show sends Bryan to the outside and he lands like he hurt his knee. One of the fans is talking like it's a legit injury and this is awesome.

They set up another spot with Show nearly sending AJ into the steel steps. Everyone freezes just in time and there's a guy wearing a Burger King hat that keeps telling Bryan to "go get her, man. Go get her. Go get her. What cha doing, man, go get her. You gotta go get her."

That was great.

Show wins by countout. Bryan heads up the ramp and they play Show's music but Bryan gets on the mic and says now we know for sure that Show hurt AJ on purpose because he pulled up tonight. That means he could have pulled up last time and avoided hurting her.

He finishes the promo saying he'll still be world heavyweight champion after Elimination Chamber.

Promos for Chris Jericho, who promises to speak up tonight, and the Six-Pack Challenge match tonight.

Commercial break.

They show video of NASCAR driver Carl Edwards showing up on Raw last week to invite John Cena to wave the green flag at the Daytona 500 this year.

The WWE Production team is working overtime, apparently. A redone promo for the Elimination Chamber airing now putting over the importance of the match. The winner gets to headline at WrestleMania this year, even though that's not really true.

But let's not let facts get in the way here.

Another plug for the Six-Pack Challenge tonight and holy shit, another break.

Commercial break.

David Otunga walking into the ring and telling us he has something to say. Starts putting over John Laurinaitis as being a great boss and he prays the WWE Board of Directors does the right thing and lets him keep his position. He's getting the "WHAT" treatment.

Asks the fans to pray with him now and starts Tebowing in the middle of the ring.

Holy hell, I want to change the channel now.

Justin Roberts suddenly says Triple H gave the order to have Otunga compete in a match and he'll do so right now. After a brief pause, Sheamus' music hits and this is what the Royal Rumble winner is up to, folks. This is why the Elimination Chamber gimmick is killing the Rumble winner. Instead of feuding with the champion right now and setting up a three month program with him, he's reduced to squashing David Otunga to kill time.

Otunga keeps trying to run away but Sheamus is just destroying him. Man, I'm so excited to see this guy contest for the title at WrestleMania!!

Oh, wow, Otunga hits a DDT. He's actually getting some offense in, some credible offense. Stomping a mudhole in the corner. Didn't walk it dry, though.

What the hell's going on, Otunga is working him. Oh, there it is. Brogue Kick and Sheamus walks around like the Hulk before dropping down for the pin.

That was an abomination.

Jericho shown walking through the back with an oiled up body that looks entirely fake. Seriously, it looks like a doll from his neck down.

Commercial break.

Time for Jericho. Jacket lights up and the crowd marks out. He walks out with no smile and he's not pandering to anyone just yet. Is Jeritroll dead?

Replay of Jericho hitting the Codebreaker on Punk last week.

"The end of the world as you know it has arrived. Because with my appearance on Raw, I bring the end." He's talking too fast for me to keep up with. The gist of it is that he's saying everyone on Raw is stealing his ideas and thoughts that he made popular and invented.

Everyone in the back is a Chris Jericho wannabe and everyone in the crowd is too. He straight up admits to trolling everyone and they went along with it because they're all wannabes. He calls out Miz for talking slow, Jericho did it first. Kofi Kingston high flying, Jericho did it first. R-Truth said what's up, Jericho said shut the hell up. Ziggler walked to the ring with Vickie Guerrero, Jericho walked to the ring with Stephanie McMahon for WrestleMania 18.

And then there's CM Punk, the worst of them all.

He looks people in the eye and says he's the best in the world when he most certainly is not. He's not unique; he's just a Chris Jericho wannabe. "He knows deep down inside that I, and I alone, am the best in the world at everything I do."

He says that yes, this is the end of the world as you know it because he's coming back to reclaim what is his.

So who is the chick from the videos, dude? That's going to be a terrible nag on me throughout this whole feud.

Here comes CM Punk wearing the new shirt they came up with for him. It says Best in the World on the back, by the way.

Pipe bomb in hand as he climbs into the ring. Jericho's jacket is still lit up and it's awesome.

The crowd chants for CM Punk as he slowly walks towards Jericho, staring him down.

He acts like he's going to talk then just drops the mic and holds up the WWE title. Then he slowly turns around and raises his hands up. The old Sting gag, where he's asking him to hit him. Jericho acts like he's going to but doesn't and Punk's music hits to play him out.

Okay, that was awesome.

"You're not going to say anything, huh? You're not going to say anything wannabe?"

So they had Punk answer Jericho's claim that he steals everything Jericho does by having him steal something Jericho just did weeks ago. I love it.

Commercial break.

Randy Orton and Great Khali vs. Wade Barrett and Cody Rhodes -- The battle of bad entrance music. No one in this match has a decent them to play them in. Watching Great Khali walk, by the way, is like watching someone do an extended wheelie on a bike.

How over is Randy Orton? The crowd was popping big for him when they knew his music was getting ready to play. He's in action against Daniel Bryan "for the first time ever" this Friday on Smackdown, as per Cole.

Orton started by smashing Rhodes before tagging in Khali via vicious slap to the chest. Khali didn't take too kindly to it, either. So he came in and wrecked shop before returning the favor. Orton laughed and got in the ring to get beat down by the heels.

He makes a comeback and sets up the RKO but Khali tags himself in. Orton gets pissed and yells at him that "this is my win." Khali comes in and hits his chop on Rhodes for the pin.

Orton comes in and they have a face off leading to Orton hitting an RKO.

So instead of Barrett jobbing there, they have Rhodes -- the Intercontinental champion -- take the pin. I hate this company sometimes.

Oh my god, they're playing the same video of John Cena from last week. This is terrible. What a horrible episode of Raw after one of their best. They're so short on talent, they rely on the Production team to give us 45 minutes worth of video.

It ends after what seems like forever and what do you know, off to commercials.

Commercial break.

I took a bathroom break and missed the Divas match. This time I'm dead serious. Tamina pinned someone, though.

They show another clip, this time of The Rock on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. That airs tonight.

Backstage, Triple H talking to someone on the phone about how the Board will make a decision on Laurinaitis by tomorrow morning. Speak of the devil, here he is. He puts over the Board. Says Shawn Michaels will be at Raw next week. Then announces John Cena vs. Kane in an ambulance match at Elimination Chamber. I don't even know what an ambulance match is.

Trips cracks a few jokes and kicks Ace out of his office before turning to his phone. Isn't that what Laurinaitis' gimmick was? Always on the phone? Vince must be obsessed with showing people looking busy on TV.

Commercial break.

They try to drive traffic to the company website by saying the decision on John Laurinaitis will be made at 10 a.m. ET tomorrow morning.

Oh my god, they're airing the Undertaker video promo from earlier in the night. The "this is not over" promo.

It's 10:41 ET right now and a Six-Pack Challenge match still to come. If Brodus Clay doesn't happen tonight, this will be the worst Raw of the last few years.

Backstage, they interview Laurinaitis and he talks about making mistakes but the Board will be forgiving with him. Now he's calling out Triple H for being a brute and even says he's cowardly for not accepting Triple H's challenge for WrestleMania.

It's main event time and Justin Roberts stumbles hard over telling us the stipulations of the match.

John Cena fails to make an appearance tonight. Odd. The show hasn't been better for it. Actually, no Brodus Clay, either. To hell with this show.

CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho vs. The Miz vs. R-Truth vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler -- The match starts with everyone besides Punk ganging up on Jericho. Punk laughs and walks up and tries to get a quick roll up pin on Miz but it fails. I'm not even going to try to keep up with all this insanity. Everyone in the ring at once for a modified clusterf*ck of crap.

The crowd at this point is absolutely DEAD. I can literally hear crickets. Who can blame them? Their interest has been beaten out of them. They came to the arena for a show and instead got multiple short movies on the jumbotron with these dumb video packages that have been airing all night.

Finally, some action goes down and Kofi hits a few guys on the outside. This gives Ziggler the chance to show off inside the ring and WWE goes to commercial as Punk is going for a pin.

Sigh. Why do we do this to ourselves, Cagesiders?

Commercial break.

They come back and show R-Truth getting carried to the back by referees and show a replay of the reason why, which is Miz completely screwed up on a flip to the outside by not catching Truth and softening the fall, resulting in Truth drilling his head on the floor.

That had concussion written all over it. Good job, Miz! As if you couldn't be any more worthless.

They set it up for Punk and Jericho to be alone in the ring together. Instead of the two actually engaging, Ziggler and Miz come in and work both guys over.

Oh my god, Miz botches another spot. He and Jericho ran the ropes and Miz mistimed when they were supposed to do the double clothesline and went down early while Jericho kept running the ropes. So Miz had to get back up to do it right by the time Jericho got back to him.

This is the worst Raw ever. Miz is actively ruining everything.

Sigh. Miz screws up again by acting like he was going for his finisher but making it completely obvious that he was waiting for Kofi to recover and get in the ring so he could break it up. Miz was literally staring him down and not even selling to make it seem legit.

Crowd is just gone.

This is sad and painful to watch.

Now it's Kofi and Jericho and they're doing what they can to get some heat back but it's just not happening. Jericho misses the Lionsault and Kofi calls for the Trouble in Paradise. He misses and Jericho locks in the Walls of Jericho and here comes Punk with a knee and he sends Jericho out. Ziggler in for a roll up. It misses and they set up a counter with Punk hitting the GTS on Ziggler and going for the pin but not getting it because Jericho pulled him out of the ring and tossed him onto the announce table and into the barricade. Jericho popped back into the ring and got the pin on Ziggler.

Yeah, because pinning Ziggler, a guy who can actually work without nearly killing everyone, should be getting pinned and not that assclown Miz who injured Truth and botched like four spots in an eight minute match.

Jericho picks up Punk's title and sits Indian style in the ring with the belt over his shoulder, emulating Punk.

We hear crying from a woman out of nowhere and suddenly they cut backstage and Kane is terrorizing Eve again. She was the one crying and Kane's telling her he needs John Cena to embrace the hate soon because if he doesn't, Kane is afraid for anyone who gets in his path. For the first time in his life, he's afraid of himself.

And the show ends with that. Eve crying with Kane creepily looking over her shoulder and breathing heavily into her ear.

What.

The.

F*ck.

Fade to black.

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I'm really excited for this Raw

We can finally start seeing some of the build up to the Jericho-Punk angle and we’re going to get some more Big Johnny. And who knows, maybe this is the day the Funkasaurus finally gets a program.

by hfl2013 on Feb 6, 2012 6:05 PM EST reply actions  

I am excited as well. I just hope HHH doesn’t insert himself so much as to ruin everything again. And Kane/Cena needs to just go away.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I read that The Funkasaurus is getting longer matches on house shows to tighten up his game. That can only mean his first program should be coming along soon.

by Manolo Has Pizzazz on Feb 6, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone think

that they did a major shift on Jericho-Punk in part because the crowd just wouldn’t boo him? If he had come back, done his silent thing, gotten the boos he was going for, then won the Royal Rumble, the stage would be set for your normal heel vs. face feud. But, unfortunately for Jericho, either he’s too beloved or the crowds were too smart to boo him. They just Would. Not. Do it. So they had to go the more traditional route of having Jericho attack Punk.

by joliemadchen on Feb 6, 2012 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

as good a guess as any

he was really trying hard to get people to hate him lol at the end of every segment they did. But that damn jacket would light up and people lost their shit the very next event lol I think the jacket is single handedly keeping him face when he’s trying to be heel haha

by Lexxi on Feb 6, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages

Cageside Seats proudly presents to you, the best damn Monday Night RAW crew in the world! Sounding off! MMA42!

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

Ron. F'ing. Swanson.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Goooooooooooookai...silver!

Err, I mean…avatar of chaos, Shadowbird, ready! pose

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I was gonna post a picture but my username is just letters from my name so

MY NAME IS MY NAME!

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

win

Flip a coin......when it's in the air you'll know what you're hoping for

by LRaunThaDamaja on Feb 6, 2012 9:01 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Agreed. Although I’m more of an Omar man, myself.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

COWANUNGA!

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Let’s do this.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Cena needs to embrace the hate, ambush Taker, and “shave” his head. Problem solved. Would Wiggertaker be offensive?

by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Feb 6, 2012 7:48 PM EST reply actions  

im intrigued to say the least.

Raw has to follow up their best show in a while, hopefully they are up to task.

by Dannie Ray on Feb 6, 2012 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

I'm very intrigued about the Divas segment this week

No I’m not.

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

Yay, nah, or eh?

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

Naynay

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Raw's from my neck of the woods.

My second home. And just about the only place I could possibly list my CAWs in various WWE games as being from (well, maybe Tulsa or Edmond).

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

And so it begins

LET’S MUTHAFUCKAS!

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

Called it

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

Alright got my korean food and now Raw is on.

It’s a good night

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Feb 6, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

Yuck. Who the Hell watches Raw anymore? Oh wait.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Is JR going to join the HHH-Kiss-My-Ass-Club?

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

Indeed.

Did one of the babies puke up their baby food on his shirt?

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Undertaker vs. Triple H Wrestlemania Match

Based off last year’s outcome, I bet it will be a Last Man Standing this year

by bangarang18 on Feb 6, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

Chanting his name? Really?

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

Welcome to the WWE fanbase

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Still better than TNA fans chanting You Still Got It to the Nasty Boys.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well this certainly started bad

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

If Trips is The Game...

…does that make Steph a Game Genie?

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

No it makes her an action replay

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Feb 6, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s Embarrass JR Day!

by bensix on Feb 6, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe Taker will go heel again in OKC shoving JRs head in someones ass.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Sooooo

Trip jr

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH HHH

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

LOL

Slutty, slutty whoremouth.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

"He is a lying, conniving, backstabber..." Is H talking about himself?

Hey, I'll take it from here because you obviously don't know what you're doing... Lie down now, rest, and we'll talk about this when you regain your senses. --The Knockout Mechanism.

by battlestar on Feb 6, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Ugh HHH is so bad on the mic

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Feb 6, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

At least he has some semblance of a point unlike most of Cena’s promos.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Very true

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Feb 6, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

if he doesn't get to the point soon..

..I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

You gotta light the stoogie with a hundred dollar bill now

by Buckeye Brawler on Feb 6, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I have to wait until this weekend to get it. :(

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually Hunter

Their was one time where he was carried in a coffin, but you know, you’re an asshole

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

I'm sleepy already

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

Too wordy

Roading (to Wrestlemania)?

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve missed 7 minutes on my DVR and fast forwarded it…and it was all Triple H. Shocking.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

Didn’t miss a damn thing

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Did the same exact thing. I was really enjoying these past few months of Raw w/o HHH. That dude doing the “we’re not worthy” pose for HHH made me sick.

by wildcat110 on Feb 6, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he doesn’t feel the rush in his spine because of that sledgehammer shot from Nash

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Would you stop with the purple prose and say what you mean already?

by Dedywre on Feb 6, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

Change the Channel

clap clap fucking clap!

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Taker has so much hair in these clips.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Whatever

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Only Hunter

Could bury the undead.

by TMadeBurner on Feb 6, 2012 9:10 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Well at least with this longass promo

That means Cena/Kane must be short this week. Right?

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Is HHH cutting a promo or giving an eulogy?

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

They should have shot to a Jericho video package

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Cue an unnecessary video package! ROLL IT!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

When has beating up the Big Boss Man ever been an accomplishment?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

The theme of tonight’s show is pointing to the Titantron to see which video/song package will play next.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

If only you knew how right you were. God help us all.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Comment of the night for being the Swammy.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Triple H, I choose to remember your wife prior to you having been inside of her. But really, just like this, does anyone really care at all?

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

“I don’t want to remember this…which I just so happened to cut into a video package to play on TV.”

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

THAT is how I remember the Undertaker blah blah blah blah

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

H is calling Undertaker over the hill. Hilarious.

Hey, I'll take it from here because you obviously don't know what you're doing... Lie down now, rest, and we'll talk about this when you regain your senses. --The Knockout Mechanism.

by battlestar on Feb 6, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

It's like a political attack ad

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

I don't think that word means

What you think it means

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by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Did Undertaker ever beat Gillberg? That dude was pretty dominant.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

Did HHH cut that video himself?

Maybe he’s just proud of his final cut skills.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

hahahahaha

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Taker is only here tonight via Video Package.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

HE'S GONNA PUT HIMSELF OVER THE UNDERTAKER

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

Good God…HHH just quoted Lovecraft. My head is exploding.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

HHH makes me want to listen to Wade Barrett

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

Michael Cole’s awfulness has no limits.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

15 God Damn Minutes

I thought dialysis was brutal, but this, this is almost torture. Please, make it stop

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by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

So, the worst ’Taker can do is beat Trips? Fair enough.

by bensix on Feb 6, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

Gong

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

Let’s just go along with this and just book Brodus vs Taker.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

So he's saying

“I’m better than you but I like you so I won’t wrestle you.” Dick.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

I would rather hear Gillberg cut a promo.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

Now maybe we’ll get to see Taker’s video editing skills

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

Where’s Kevin Nash when you need him?

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

Nice fucking clipshow…

by goesbetterwithbeer on Feb 6, 2012 9:16 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Someone call the cops. Undertaker needs to be arrested for stalking!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

Didn't he learn better than that from DDP?

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

And that’s not a good thing! That’s a BAD thing!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously. Oh and he tried to embalm Austin once. That too.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

If we get the reverse DDP/Taker Invasion storyline

I won’t hate it

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by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

meanwhile in the taker lair

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

Undertaker attended the Rainier Wolfcastle school of filmmaking.

The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half…it cost 80 million dollars.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

Awesome!

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 6, 2012 9:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Well that was a pretty big waste of time.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

that was unbearable

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Feb 6, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

Apparently Undertaker can see the future

since he obviously planned that video package in advance.

by Dedywre on Feb 6, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

That could have been summed up in four minutes.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

Who on the writing team is going to tell Stephanie to tell Vince to keep HHH’s promo down to 4 minutes?
The answer is the “future endeavored” writer.

by wildcat110 on Feb 6, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

So taker's going the "tainted victory" route.

…Yeah, I’m not the least bit surprised.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

Soooo moving on...

who is going to win the 6-Pack Challenge tonight?

by bangarang18 on Feb 6, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

Does that involve drinking quickly? If so, I might be interested…

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Jake Roberts

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Sandman

Jeff Hardy in a very close 2nd

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by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Meth comes in six packs?

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on where you shop

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, it has been a while since I’ve been in a Rite-Aid.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

Its funny cause it’s true

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by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Zombie Andre the Giant

by Buckeye Brawler on Feb 6, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

So we're off to a fantastic start

How’s everyone overall though?

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

Giants fan here so I’m having a great day.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

GFY I CAME HERE TO GET AWAY FROM THAT DIEDIEDIEDIE

….sorry bout that

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by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It's ok

I feel the same way. Can’t wait for baseball to start

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Soriano’s gonna have a big year…for me to poop on.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey we got rid of Zambrano

Baby steps! I’m having a wager with a friend that my Cubs will have a better season than his Mariners. I think I’m in good shape

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. M’s are brutal.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

And now a Big Show match? Ugh.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

So

A sixth of the show was…that.

by The Name is Dalton on Feb 6, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Oooooh.

D-Bry said a bad word.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Big Show move that much.

by Dedywre on Feb 6, 2012 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

Did AJ buy that shirt form Barrett’s collection?

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

I love A.J.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

With that neck brace

A.J. has gone from 95 pounds to 105, it appears.

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

So will Sheamus accidentally Brogue Kick AJ before Mania?

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Is AJ's neck brace made out of diapers?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

You know what you are?

A BASTARD

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

When I need love advice

I listen to Cole

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

Early contender for comment of the night?

I often ask myself how it is that Michael Cole is married and I am single.

by joliemadchen on Feb 6, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

His wife is a heel

So he always apologizes and trys to get her over

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by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

He obviously found a woman who has a thing for men shaped like a giant bag of potatoes.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

If you degrade a person who's sick

You’ll catch yourself a winner.

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh AJ

Dat Body

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

How much of the roster would that eliminate?

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I think 2.

Big show and Khali

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Feb 6, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Big Show VS Daniel Bryan? Lame

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

1)AJ is fine
2) What did Cole apologize to Bryan for?

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Feb 6, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

nvm he’s a psychic

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Feb 6, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate when I’m stuck in a pit and can’t find the damn key.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah.

The honey badgers wouldn’t give a shit.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha!

Well played

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Pits have keys?

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

17 min of HHH babbling, two minutes of wrestling before cut to commercial…nice.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

Triple H needs to go back to the “My Time” theme. Because he takes 2 hours and 5 minutes of it every Monday.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

BOY I WISH WE GOT TO SEE HOW BRYAN GOT BIGSHOW IN TROUBLE HERE

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

That wasn't a spear.

That was a harpoon.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee!

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

YES.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Call me Ishmael, biatch!

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Dang

Nice counter by Bryan there.

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

A little behind...

HHH just hijacked my tv. God help me.

Undertaker has the 2nd best intro in PW…. right behind the Beautiful People.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

I wish Bigshow would just chokeslam AJ that would be awesome.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

Damn it Show

Don’t hit AJ! We need nice eye candy on who don’t wrestle!

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

really? count out?

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

I figured out why everyone likes AJ. Because she is tiny and dresses like an 18 year old. Kind of like a few of the girls on some sites I frequent…

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

She's also very pretty.

And likes Terry Goodkind.

Any woman that likes Terry Goodkind…is cool with me.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

No denying that.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Also...

…I heard she can turn into Wonder Woman.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

That's where I would be

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

There's not much cover...

…but it’s a nice hiding spot.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha as long as something of mine is covered

I wouldn’t mind /wink wink nudge nudge

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

You can take it. I’ll hide behind Beth Phoenix or the Funky Mamas.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Something about Beth's face turns me off

It looks soulless or something

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, if I had to hide behind a Diva, I’d hide behind Kaitlyn.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Natalya, Aksana, Beth Phoenix, Eve, AJ, The Funk Mamas, Kaitlyn. Can’t seem to think of anymore. Alicia Fox maybe.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

From you, it must be Gospel.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

HHH...

Can I just fast forward past this?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

Yep

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Bryan is going to point to the Titantron and cue a BigShow Is A Freak video package.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

Get counted out and then tell Show he’s an asshole

GREAT!

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

The mostr interesting character

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

Daniel Bryan

Is pure entertainment.

by TMadeBurner on Feb 6, 2012 9:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

That reminded me

of Shawn Michaels throwing Sherri between himself and Marty Jannetty.

by joliemadchen on Feb 6, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

I will still be a vegan!

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

^ I cracked up

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Bryan is a character

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Feb 6, 2012 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

awesome*

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Feb 6, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Kofi in the elimination chamber.... lol

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

The high flying filler

Kofi Kingston

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

The West African Riddler.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

If Sting can be The Joker then I can get behind this idea.

by TMadeBurner on Feb 6, 2012 9:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Considering the pop he has been getting might as well. Who else on raw could be in it?

by Buckeye Brawler on Feb 6, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

FUNKASAURUS

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, Daniel Bryan looks like a beta chump.

Worshiping a woman is more important than winning/losing a match? Mhmm.

by Sir Ingenious on Feb 6, 2012 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

Did you miss that whole point?

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

He does not appreciate Veganism

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

/PIPEBOMB

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn you stole my line

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on the woman. If its Chyna.. then hells no.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

"Protecting this woman that loves me is more important than winning a match."

That is ice cold.

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Feb 6, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn

Anyone see that girl in the read during this commercial? Holy hell the ta-tas on her…

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 9:34 PM EST reply actions  

Which commercial?

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Right after they went to commercial

For…a WWE commercial

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

So what’s the chance that D-Bry finds Punk in the back and tells him "By the way, the answer to your question is ’Pussy’’.

And then he just walks away.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

D Bry can’t win… cuz face Cole hates Bryan too. Poor guy.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions  

A-dubb

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

WWE slipped up letting this guy get through.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Hella Charismatic, Great Wrestling skills... the boys phenomenal

The WWE Could use him more than Indy favorites like Davey Richards

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh no will Cena get the main event over the 6-Pack challenge?

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions  

More time-wasting!

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

Jesus another fucking nascar guy

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Feb 6, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

Hopefully this is the only Cena we get today...

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

That is not a familiar sight to me Cole.

by TMadeBurner on Feb 6, 2012 9:39 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

NASCAR?

What is this? WCW?

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

Needs more ICP

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the addition of Kevin Federline would be an upgrade to the Cena/Kane feud.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

I feel like

I’m the only one that thought it was funny. Federline actually made it fun

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

OR ANYTHING

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That's great Ted

I’m in the entertainment business

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Lil Freaky french girl

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

Really?

I thought she was Ukranian?

She sounds Ukranian.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean Lithuatian. Slavic dialects can all sound alike

by Buckeye Brawler on Feb 6, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Eeeeeeh....

I know a few Eastern European gals and the accents do sound different…

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

They can be broken up into three main areas. East, West, and South slavs. Easy to teel difference between them but within each group it gets hard. I speak Russian and find a lot of the differences to be very slight. I might just have a bad ear for dialects though lol

by Buckeye Brawler on Feb 6, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

NASCAR is less of a real sport than pro wrestling is.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

This

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Feb 6, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

WOO I'm going to Elimination Chamber.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

Another video package!

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

Production Team

is really earning their paycheck this week

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Umaga had some good chamber moments

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

This needs more Ziggler + Funkasaurus + Laurinaitis

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

Call me crazy, but...

The Elimination Chamber is an underwhelming match concept. 6-man elimination cage match with timed entry. Whoo. If it weren’t for the cage design, it wouldn’t be that special.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

It's WWE's War Games

And the cage is half the gimmick

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It's like someone making a Last Man Standing Cage Match...

And making the cage a cylindrical one!

realizes what he just said Oh…right…that was Shadowbird’s signature “last stand” match…

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I love War Games, was there live for ’98, you can even see me on the camera. Awesome times from the heart of Flair Country baby.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. The fact that it’s a cage match does wonders

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Feb 6, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

They’ll end the show with the Nash-HHH sledgehammer attack video recap from last year

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

Funkettes and Man of the hour and lame Sheamus.




Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

Oh baby(not you ofc), I thanks for the first gif

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Feb 6, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Lamus?

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Gifs are cool but dont' just post gifs just to post them.

You’re going to slow down the loading time on the page. A well-placed gif is good but please dont’ spam the threads with them.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Feb 6, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

We’re really following up on that “best Raw in a long time,” eh? I think we need more video packages.

by King Oskar on Feb 6, 2012 9:44 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

7-13 times, the title has changed hands in a Chamber.

So…slightly more than half. Yeah, sure the odds are bad for the champ, Michael Cole. Slightly.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

Yes commercial! I love it when I tune into WWE and barely get any content!

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

So let’s see we are 45 minutes in and have had a D-Bry promo and nothing else worth watching.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

Thank you..

Cena.. cuz of your crap segment.. I’m all caught up. And only seen 4 mins of wrestling in 45 mins. WWe has fucked up this weeks Raw after last weeks Masterpiece by comparison

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

I know, right?

I could have gone to the bar tonight. >: (

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit, I could have rubbed on out or just kept on sleeping.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

On a school night?!

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh...yeah.

Going to the bar here in Chicago on the weekend = BAD IDEA.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

When I lived there… I met a girl named Perfection.. and yes she was.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Well hour 2 could be pretty good with Punk/Jericho/Brodus/Ziggler

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

I want AJ to do the pec-pop of love.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, hey...

…it’s Carlton Banks.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, at least Banks could do his dance to entertain.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

OTUNGA! OTUNGA!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

See, this is what happens when Ace isn’t around

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

WOO OTUNGA KICKIN OFF THE 2ND HOUR (ALMOST)

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

He's got something to say!

It’s better to burn out…than fade away.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Mr. Hudson

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Brodus should come out and squash him

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Love him.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

As the lackey character he is good

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s taking job opportunities away from Steven Richards.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

He's good at what he does

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Tebowing? Really? Really?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Hahaha...

He Tebow’s… that’s awesome.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Sheamus isn’t that bad and Otunga is improving. Come on.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok maybe im being a little harsh.

But neither of them are exactly good is the point

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Feb 6, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

That red trim on Sheamus looks, weird.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

That was his “US Title” attire.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

"The Great White"?

How did that get approved as a nickname? haha

by Mjub on Feb 6, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

He went to Michael Hayes.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey!

People like him damnit

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll try to avoid going on a rant, but

people complain about Cena’s 5 moves of doom. How many moves does Sheamus have? 3?

by joliemadchen on Feb 6, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah well.....

He’s…tall. And Irish!

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

And he likes kneeling for HHH’s weekly kissing of the ring…

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll finish the joke… c*ck ring.. haha.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea, all 3 are finishers.. the rest is plunder. Which, at ECW, wouldn’t even had been original or cool.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope the second hour is better.

by TMadeBurner on Feb 6, 2012 9:50 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Tebow vs Otunga at mania?

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

Count out and squash, great hour.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

This is like a rape scene.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

......

Not cool.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure you have that much longer for this Cageside world, pal.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Racist joke #1

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

If only you could catch an internet beat down like the ones you get when you’re getting off the bus after school.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

no shit.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

No, you just turned into something much less cool.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s beyond heel.

You went Hayes.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ha, 2nd Hayes/racist comment tonight… See above. haha.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

You never go full Hayes.

In fact, you never go Hayes…period.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Not unless you’re running for Grand Wizard.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ha!

Brilliant

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

No

Just. . .no.

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Needs more Singin’ In the Rain

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Droog rec'd

Horrorshow comment.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha, thanks. Glad someone got it.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

No prob. Keep ‘em coming. You’re hilarious.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

This show has a real 3 hour Nitro vibe to it.

by brock2n on Feb 6, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

I liked that

“I will sue you”

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

I want Johnny Ace to Tebow. That’d be the greatest thing ever.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

Rumours are suggesting that Sheamus will headline Wrestlemania against a broom.

by bensix on Feb 6, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

They should at least let otunga have a chance to win the Mania title chance from Sheamus if he wins

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

Funkasaurus and Jericho have their work cut out forthem

by Buckeye Brawler on Feb 6, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

That was longer than it should have been. Otunga actually got in some offense.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

Because apparently Otunga >> Swagger

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea, he got to take his shirt off & do a chest flex.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

The Story Of Hulk Hogan's career.

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hogan could cut a promo.. it was just his backstabbing that ruined it all.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

No one walks down a hallway like Chris Jericho

by Adult Nathaniel on Feb 6, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

Judging by the look on his face

it was a very smelly hallway.

by King Oskar on Feb 6, 2012 9:57 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

WOW

Jericho’s body looked plastic

by Mjub on Feb 6, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah all that oil was overkill

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Feb 6, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

SHEAMUS V. MAHAL WRESTLEMANIA 28!!

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

sadly, I kinda expect this squash match at EC

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Did Swagger ever show up on Raw last week? I wonder if Kane has him in his red closet.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

I already didn't much care for Sasha Baron Cohen.

Make that triple.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

How are they gonna have Bryan not beat Orton cleanly?

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

Do you think it will end up with Orton/Sheamus at Mania?

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

And more Nickelback, this show is a disaster

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

This. RAW. Sucks

Will hour two bring anything better outside of Funkasaurus and Jeritroll?

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

HAHA I have to rec this

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Portugal thanked them once, by throwing rocks at them.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

No Cena tonight?

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

WWE seems to not want to out Cena in any matches between now and Mania. I’m sure it will be another in-ring segment with Kane at some point.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Y2J with top 2nd hour treatment

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

He’s not wrestling.. he’s not in his short shorts.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

I am conflicted...

I’m proud of OKC for booing Jericho like they should, and I’m disappointed at the OKC fans for not cheering him like they want to.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

No Punk, Ziggler, Big Johnny, Funkasaurus, or Jericho in the 1st hour of the show.

And they wonder why ratings drop off EVERY WEEK

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

The show finally starts!

Jericho is here!!! I do miss when raw started at 8:00pm central

by SuperFancyMan on Feb 6, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

That jacket.

Oh my word…that jacket.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

They should dim the lights like Batista’s old intro or Sin Cara’s matches.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BOOING! BOO!

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

One minute in and its already better than the whole first hour

by Buckeye Brawler on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

Ooooh we might get Punk vs Jericho mic battle #1

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

If WWE.com puts that jacket

On their website for sale, I am all over that.

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

Punk drops pipebombs...

Jericho’s dropping nukes.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

YES!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

WUT

HE SAID TROLL

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

"I trolled all of you"

Nice!

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

JERICHO TROLLED THEM ALL! GOOD LORD, GOOD LORD!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

Ha!

He admitted to troll. Gotta appreciate that he knows his audience

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

Trolled

It’s official. Jericho reads CS.

by joliemadchen on Feb 6, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

Well, he /is/ the smartest man in wrestling today.

That’s right. I said it. SUCK IT RAVEN.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Chris Jericho is spitting the verbals while wearing an Awesome Jacket. I’m glad I’m tuned in. And he’s right. Proper heeling.

Devils in my heart! Devils in my mind! Devils in my eyes! Devils until I die!
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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:01 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

ok some of these are a huge reach

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

ARM BAR

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

90% of the crowd: “ya did what?”

by bensix on Feb 6, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

90% of the crowd: “Who is this guy and where is John Cena? And why is daddy letting me stay up this late?!”

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm digging that Canadian accent.

Wrestling needs more Canadians like the old days.

by joliemadchen on Feb 6, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

The three-legged moss-covered family gredunzel!

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

three-handled

My bad.

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Jericho...

hasn’t said one lie yet.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

He is the best in the world at everything he does…except music. The best in the world at music is Manowar.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

He wasn’t the best in the world at dancing

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Oooooh. Ouch.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

It's okay.

The game show Downfall made up for it.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

What a brilliant concept

Stupid, but so brilliant

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

lol that's a good thing IMO

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Already did

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

At the same time he mentions

That he beat Stone Cold and the Rock in the same night.

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I finished 2nd in the rumble = best in the world?

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

fuck logic!

Twitter @iamroadmap

by Rod Mapada on Feb 6, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Jericho? More like Bury-cho.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

First time ever

I did not want to hear the static

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

Time to pass the torch, Chris.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

Speaking of shirts

Anyone where their wrestling shirts out in public?

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Can’t get any big enough.. but if I could.. it would be Edge’s “it ain’t easy being sleazy”

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha

Only one I own and had it on earlier today.

by King Oskar on Feb 6, 2012 10:07 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

That’s an awesome one.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Not the biggest fan of current Punk

but the shirt is damn sharp.

by King Oskar on Feb 6, 2012 10:05 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

(Guitar riff)

Oh, it’s on.

Devils in my heart! Devils in my mind! Devils in my eyes! Devils until I die!
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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:04 PM EST via Android app reply actions   1 recs

Finally, let’s go

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

Better talker match

GO!!!

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

hopefully Y2J will reinvigorate Punk’s relatively stale promos of late

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

Jericho got trolled

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

TO FUCKING CHE

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

That’s awesome…

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

meh, it could have been better

but at least jericho had me hooked

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Feb 6, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

Jericho's heel face

BEST IN THE WORLD

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

That was a great segment

And now we get Khali and Barrett

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

Guess

Punk knows not to feed trolls.

by TMadeBurner on Feb 6, 2012 10:07 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Damn missed it

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Feb 6, 2012 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAH ORTON/KHALI!

A TAG TEAM RIVALED ONLY BY THE DUDLEY BOYZ AND LOD

by Matthew Roth on Feb 6, 2012 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

The Heidenreich LOD that is

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

We’re going to troll him, by getting him to troll his own troll. We have to go deeper.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t think Jericho’s explanation in any way justifies the Rumble tease

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

yeah, i thought the same thing

something didn’t go as planned and this is the on-the-fly explanation to get to the Punk feud

by s1rude on Feb 6, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, just make Jericho seem like a child. Great stuff…

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

Great segment

NOW WHERE THE FUCK IS ACE?

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

Always this.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn Wannabees

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

It had a Jericho promo

Punk is not necessary in this case

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of shirts...

Where the hell is the #HEEL merch?

by joliemadchen on Feb 6, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

I know, right?

That’s some bullshit

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I know a site that was selling a

#HEEL shirt but I don’t know if it’s ok with CSS to post links to that sort of stuff

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think it would be a problem

As long as its not illegal

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

wait.

you’re a girl?

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

Dont scare he away guys!

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Herrrrrr*

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay.

Ladies who watch wrestling are great.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

NO.

Not at all.

: )

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

This is CSS

Does anyone take anyone seriously?

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I have to say I've been impressed

with how not-horrifying CSS men are when they think they’re “alone.”

by joliemadchen on Feb 6, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't sell us so short

We are horrible people. :)

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember

It’s easy being sleazy!

by King Oskar on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Outside the which diva would you bang

We’re pretty good

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by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

But we do it in the most classy way possible

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Rosa.

Wait…was that not a question?

by joliemadchen on Feb 6, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Haha touché

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

The correct answer was

D) ALL OF THE ABOVE

by King Oskar on Feb 6, 2012 10:27 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Now I feel kind of bad for all the divas in costumes comments…

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you sir

Will check it out after the show

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by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s not doing that anymore.. that’s how he got his cool “showoff” gimmick. WWe didn’t like the HEEL

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Imagine how Cena would've handled that.

Millions of catchphrases followed by the title belt above his head, etc. Yuck.

by Sir Ingenious on Feb 6, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

That is still slightly better than your racist jokes.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Ace + Funkasaurus

We need Ace and Funkasaurus and our night is complete.

by bmf1314 on Feb 6, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe Ace will dance to the ring with the Funkasaur

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The universe would collapse under the weight of the sheer awesomeness

by Buckeye Brawler on Feb 6, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Honest question

How the fuck is Khali gonna work an elimination chamber match?

by Matthew Roth on Feb 6, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

He won't

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

This will be the official elimination of Khali’s knees.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

The man can barely walk let alone work.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel sad when I don’t hear barrett’s former music

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

Apparently, WWE didn’t realize that the Wade Barrett-Randy Orton feud ended last Friday.

by Dedywre on Feb 6, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

WADE BARRETT!

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

Yay Wade Barrett

And why is Khali in the EC?

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

This music sucks.

It sounds like something a 13-year-old would “mosh” to.

by bensix on Feb 6, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

WADE FUCKING BARRETT

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

Up to now..

A replay of the SB w/ that “awesome” half time show would be better than this.

And now crappy Barrett Barage & his wimpy song & wimpier coat.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

Wade needs a different jacket.

by TMadeBurner on Feb 6, 2012 10:11 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Where have you been Cody

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Feb 6, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

Face Khali is bad.

Any Khali is bad.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

Has Khali

Stopped coming to the ring with Mike Greenberg?

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah Golic took his place

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by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

What’s so great about Khali?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

Nothing

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s big.

That’s it.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

He has a job

and was chanpion…actually yeah, nothing fits him well

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope Cody also eliminates the most men out of the EC match

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

Cody did great at the rumble.

Hopefully he gets a worthwhile feud and then a push

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

No one for him to feud with though

by Buckeye Brawler on Feb 6, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

He needs to drop the IC at some point

How they do that will be tough, though

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by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

They could always have kane destroy him and then have swagger pin him.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

True

At least that would unite the belts

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by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Or keep him as they have him now

Then he can have a program by himself about trying to break the record of the Honky Tonk Man

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like it will be him and golddust with the whole theme being that Cody has to carry on the legacy cause golldust is an embarassment

by Buckeye Brawler on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Shame that the applause for Khali was drowned out by a beetle farting.

by bensix on Feb 6, 2012 10:12 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

lol

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s teaming w/ Orton… now Orton has to get Khali over? He’s good but he’s not God.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

I’m still thinking that they will have Randy win the title at EC and do Orton/Sheamus at Mania

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Cody on Raw = awesome. Khali on Raw = WTF?

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Orton/Bryan

I dig it

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Khali is my least favorite wrestler. Not counting Cole, of course.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

Cole gets reactions

Khali gets nothing

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

How quickly is this going to turn into a 2 on 1 with Khali incapacitated?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

Derp.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not a regular wrestling watcher anymore, but i immediately get Barrett’s problem. His theme song sucks. Its generic and not memorable. How can you bring a barrage with something you’d hear in a waiting room?

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:14 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

That is a great assessment.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

during a PPV where your entrance music is kinda important

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Its a shame too cause he had a great song before they switched it recently

by Buckeye Brawler on Feb 6, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL that take was actually kinda awesome

+1 Khali

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

TAG

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Elimination Chamber is actually a pretty goofy concept.

Pods? What is this, Spinal Tap?

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

How great would it be for one of them to get stuck in the pod

by Buckeye Brawler on Feb 6, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

HHH can't fire Ace...

Ace brought back Jericho & Brodus…

HHH brought back Nash & ruined angles.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Shoulda read…

HHH brought back Nash & ruining angles.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it a little odd to have a 6-pack challenge match tonight when the EC match is basically like a delayed 6-pack challenge match (with a cage-like structure around it)

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

The internet weeps

by Dedywre on Feb 6, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Oh man. What The Fuck.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Cody Rhodes just lost to the chop

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

It was a hard chop, to be fair.

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Cody sold it like a million bucks & his face was priceless.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, Twitter beefs. Why show when you can tell?

The video comp is good though.

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:20 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Given WM is 55 days away, we’re going to see who the heel is soon right?

Right?

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:21 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Well, that sucked

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Orton: “IDIOT! IDIOT! YOU DIDN’T SELL MY TAG WELL ENOUGH. IDIOT!”

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

STUPID! STUPID!

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Khali's

Leno Chin just went through the mat

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

So...

who’s ready for the Funkasaurus!?

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

And now, let's watch the RKO

In slooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. . .moooooooooooooooooooootion. . .

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

We should all just blame this show on HHH

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

I hope that RKO

Takes Khali out. Forever.

by TMadeBurner on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

wow

Did the I.C. champion just lose to a slap in the face?

by The Name is Dalton on Feb 6, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, you get slapped in the head by a bushel of bananas…see how you like it!

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

More like a sack of kielbasas.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

There is a penis joke in there somewhere.

Where is John Cena or the Rock? I need someone experienced with genitalia jokes.

by The Name is Dalton on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t Khali have taken the pin in that match?

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Twitter recaps might be worse than video packages

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

sorry. Good point. My pulse might be off right now.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

You have a pulse? Call Nash, you need more hammer treatments.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

That might be more entertaining. Maybe he has diverticulitus that puts him on the shelf for a year?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Rise above

Feces infected bowels

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Kermit doing the "You Can't See Me"

Is still pretty awesome.

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

Ah shit

Even Cena was likeable last week. Now he turned into John panderbitch again

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

maybe he’ll tell us how much he didn’t really want to do what he did to Kane last week and that kids shouldn’t follow that lead

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

EVERY SINGLE WEEK WITH THIS SHIT??

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

This is the actual closest thing to a build up to mania you can get. Rock is too busy w/ GI Hoes.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

True, and the videos are both really good.

But every goddamn week.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I looooove the way you lie

Wait that’s not right

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

I kind of feel for Cena. Dude must be in tremendous shape to go night in and night out without breaks, minus for movies. I respect him, but a new gimmick would be cool.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

truth

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish he had a different gimmick but I get why he doesn't...

those kids legitimately look up to him as an inspiration. He’s can’t turn heel.

by Matthew Roth on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much. I don’t know what you can do to make him more interesting to older fans though.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s why it’s the perfect time to turn heel. If Hulk Hogan can tell the kids to stick it in 1996, the bookers can turn Cena heel in 2012.

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:27 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I hate this shit. This sappy John Cena video package BS. I hate it so much. Fuck you John
Cena, for taking everything that was good and awesome about wrestling and killing it.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Cena had nothing to do with that

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Makes me curious where Cena will be after his match against the Rock.

On a serious note, I am kinda curious where he goes from there. Another title reign? Eh. Rematch? Not sure about that. What else can Cena do at this point if they aren’t going to turn him into heel?

by Sir Ingenious on Feb 6, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Rock vs Cena Feud

The Rock vs John Cena feud will take place with video montages every week and then a match on April Fools Day.

Fact.

by bmf1314 on Feb 6, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

It will be a big joke. It will actually be The Rock vs John Cena…Sr.

April Fools, WWE Universe!

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

They are going to film the match ahead of time and just show the video pakcage for it

by Buckeye Brawler on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

And the kicker.. the match won’t actually be against each other. They will do it on Xbox Kinect. And the sponser will be Fruit Pebbles & Tampax.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Another video package

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Cena legitimately loves the business.

And he’s not as political about holding people back as HHH.

by Matthew Roth on Feb 6, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

I don’t question that. I just wish he would be more interesting.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I will give him credit for his treatment of fans. Dude will stop wheneber asked and sign and take photos with people

by Buckeye Brawler on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

“I don’t pander for admiration.” Why does he keep saying things like that?

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

I think I threw up a little bit.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

This is cutting into my Ace/Funk time

WHAT THE FUNK?!?!?!?!

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

With a little over 30 min left, I could use a dose of funk.

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:24 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Maybe Terry Funk will dance down to the ring with him and Ace.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear Cena

Go back to the hip-hop gimmick. It was actually enjoyable. Now, you’re a douche-a-licious cum guzzling thunder c**t

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

Good lord, man….

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't like Cena. I don't even hate him.

I’m just bored with him now. sigh

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

yeah. that’s basically what it has been for a long time.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

He's never been really bad

But SuperCena got old

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind him but his constant need for the approbation of kids and their mothers and his addiction to being some false idol really gets on my nerves.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

The opposite of love isn’t hate… its indifference.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Greatest quote

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome song on that intro

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

What color will Brodus wear tonight?

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

PIMPIN PURPLE

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

He already looks like the Mexican flag.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the FreeCreditScore.com commercials

Just had to get that off my chest. Carry on.

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

I love when people solely blame cena for the down fall of wresstling

When thats not true at all

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe Brodus will squash Zack Ryder tonight

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

More twitter recaps…lol omg wtf

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

Again: why show when you can tell?

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:28 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Divas?

None of them are Brodus Clay? What the funk?

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Eve is here for the Kane/cena segment

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

For fuck’s sake.

by bensix on Feb 6, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

Wow...

let’s get ALL THE DIVAS…out of the way.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

Its like Baskin Robbins.. 69 flavors, something for everyone.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

What the fuck?

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

Cole looks like a giddy schoolgirl reading gossip when he quotes Twitter.

by Dedywre on Feb 6, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

the more they talk about the match the less interested I am

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

You can be less interested in none?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

KHARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

Oh God, the whole Cena/Rock feud is going to be over twitter isn’t it? Instead of having a match at Wrestlemania, they can just settle it with a game of Soul Caliber 5.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

I can see the terror...

“Oh, Christ, I have to act…”

by bensix on Feb 6, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

Won’t lie…feeling Tamina. Maybe it is the thickness. Is it wrong that Kelly Kelly is probably the only girl in this tag match that I’m not that into?

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

Nope.

She is just awful.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Too damn skinny.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

No

Not everyone is into blondes

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Not me… Natalya is the least for me.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Really? She is gorgeous to me.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

This

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Kane vs. Kharma

I’d watch the fuck out of that feud

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Pretty sure we know what kane is capable of…necrophilia, testicle-shocking, burying people alive, violating people in his closet

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Kelly Kelly is just not attractive.

And this Beth Phoenix/Kharma feud cannot start fast enough.

by brock2n on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Bite your tongue, sir.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

she's alright

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

She’s like Torrie Wilson with even less of a personality.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I approve of that idea.

Beth is mah girl, and I’ve liked Kharma ever since she was in that other federation.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

garruentee only one two of them will compete in this match

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Please no flatulence…worst gimmick of the year

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Okay guys, you get two out of 8

Pick away. AND IF YOU SAY ALL OF THE ABOVE YOU LOSE

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Bellas & Fox.. cuz after all, the bellas count as 1

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Gah stop trying to game the system

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Call me HHH.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, please don’t. I’ll take Nikki & Fox.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn, too much to pick from. Tamina and BEth.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Eve and Natalya

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Where are the funkettes?

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

This match has a serious funk deficiency.

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:30 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

They aren’t white, so they don’t get matches err.. paid

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Eight divas in the ring

Can we please have Kharma come out and start squishing people?

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Beth. : )

And she’s talking.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

30 minutes left

Still no Brodus WHAT THE EFF

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

He injured himself on planet funk

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

why do you care about seeing a fat guy dance?

oh wait were americans…….

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that Beth promo is the obvious setup for an eventual Kharma return. So beth should be kicking all kinds of ass between now and whenever that is.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

Sammich break!

Ham, Swiss, and some Doritos. Yep, good stuff

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

Look at this, I join in on Raw and it’s a Divas match. Great timing!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Feb 6, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

Too shit

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe brodus will be killed off now that Ace, the guy who brought him in, is not here

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

I'm a huge fan of the Bellas ring attire

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

These are the women from the lingerie bowl right?

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

And no one ins the audience cares/

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

I know, right?

They looked confused.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I guess Tamina is Beth fodder at EC

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

At least it’s over quickly.

by TMadeBurner on Feb 6, 2012 10:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Tamina VS Beth Phoenix for now

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Ugh. jay Leno recap

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

He’s not even funny in commercials.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I fucking hate Jay Leno

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

WHEN DO THEY START LEZING OUT

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

This show is a recap of shit.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Those roids really take care of themselves.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

30 min left and you just now realising that?

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

YES! I was afraid I had missed out on a good raw. Last week was good.

by Mr. Sunny Days on Feb 6, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

8 diva tag match….only 4 actually get in the ring….WWE booking :/

by ZigZag99 on Feb 6, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

the rock's ego is roughly the size of jay leno's chin

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, yeah. Why leave movies to potentially get messed up in a ring unless you’re getting a load of paper?

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:37 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Do yourself all a favor and don’t watch that interview

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

Can we please! Stop taking time! For Rock/Cena! When we have a PPV to build to!

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

JOHNNY! YES!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

JOHNNY!!!

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

The Rock

can draw me to a lot of things but he can’t get me to watch Leno.

by TMadeBurner on Feb 6, 2012 10:34 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

ACE!!!

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

I can’t believe my friends don’t like Johnny Ace. Or Brodus Clay for that matter.

by Dedywre on Feb 6, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

you need better friends

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Feb 6, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I need some Brodus

I needed him 10 minutes ago.

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Feb 6, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

When is WWE

Gonna air that compilation of us shitting on this episode

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 6, 2012 10:34 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

When Hogan retires

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh I would have preferred a surprise HBK return

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Shawn's in the middle of nowhere hunting?

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Ambulance match…lol

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

MR. FUCKING EXCITEMENT! YOU ARE THE BEST!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

So since RAW is on a commercial break

I want to promote my YouTube cooking show. Give it a shot CSS crew? It’s my attempt to actually try to become a good kind of internet celebrity…and get a job at Food Network

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

I’ve checked it out. Not bad at all.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I like it.

Good stuff.

I’ll be sure to spread the word around.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

This was my shameless plug to help me become a pro wrestler:

http://www.gofundme.com/spantasy

All I need is the money to go to OVW camp.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Come to Canada kid

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Shameless indeed

Such an awful plug

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha!

Almost missed that

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow did HHH write that himself?

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

HHH’s suit is pimp

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

the DX Green colored tie is a nice touch

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

HHH’s office sure looks a lot like Ace’s usuall offices.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

And Teddy’s minus MLK, Jr.. and Aksana trolling around in nothing.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF is an ambulance match?

And should I care?

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

Watch the stretcher match between RVD and Sabu, then imagine that but only sucking.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Actually, they are pretty good when its not Cena & Kane.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

BECAUSE JOHNNY ACE SAID SO.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Becuase it's a Johnny Ace idea

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t care how many posters I see. I will not care about HHH movies

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Come on

Trips is a great talker! He is. If you forget about all that other stuff.

by joliemadchen on Feb 6, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

sorry if I am overly negative tonight but man it is easy to pile it on when the show is as….boring? terrible? as tonight’s is.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

There ahve been more video packages than matches

I dont blame you

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

No, you're spot on.

This show is the drizzling shits.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Negative, you mean honest.. and can you tell you & I should be sipping a beer.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

No kidding.

I should be on my sixth pint of Strongbow & rocking out to some ’77 punk rock.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Again, shoulda watched a replay of the SB.. it would have brought more excitement than this Raw.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

They did this for the last great show

The follow up is always shite

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been loving Raw the past few weeks, but this show sucked so far in my opinion. One or two high points, but not much.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing negative about this...

…this show has sort of been a giant pile of ass.

by The Name is Dalton on Feb 6, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Raw is the only show I can go into expecting the worse...

and not bieng let down

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

You must not watch TnA..

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

TNA Is expecting the worst

And getting worst than the worst

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

How does TNA not get canceled yet?

Very, very tiny audience and it’s a bad show overall.

by Sir Ingenious on Feb 6, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Outside of the big contracts

Its wicked cheap

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Spike loves them...

They pull big ratings for them.. the highest rated show for them.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I rather cut my balls off than watch that abomination

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

no amount of brain altering drugs could make this raw enjoyable

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

So I guess next week they are just gonna repeat that Rock video package

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

But what if the Undertaker takes over the web site tomorrow?

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

Is Undertaker part of Anonymous?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He doesn’t have a V mask and I didn’t see him at any of the $cientology raids.

coughs and looks away

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s been taking programming classes in between ’Manias.

by lou diamond billups on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL a replay of a video package

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

Its HHH dude, you’re lucky they only are playing it for the 2nd time in one show.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

WE SAW THIS AN HOUR AGO OMG

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

Uhhhh

I think I’ve seen this before

by Mjub on Feb 6, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

I never want a 6-pack main event again. All the guy we like are in that match. The rest of the show is horrible.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

Orton v Cody woulda been great if they left Barrett & Khali in Ryder’s broke down car w/ Eve.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Now they’re actually being TNA by replaying something from earlier in the show.

by Dedywre on Feb 6, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

Are they trolling again?

by TMadeBurner on Feb 6, 2012 10:40 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Wait, the decision on Ace is gonna be on the site

And not make it a big thing? WTF

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

Future endeavours are usually on site, no?

Devils in my heart! Devils in my mind! Devils in my eyes! Devils until I die!
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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:42 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

WE JUST SAW THIS

THEY ARE REPEATING VIDEOCKAGES IN THE SAME SHOW!!!!

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

OMG EAT A BOWL OF HOT RUSTY DICKS, WWE.

NO MOAR VIDEO PACKAGES.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

Somewhere in Stamford

there is a video editor who has died from exhaustion after vince strapped him into a chair and electrocuted him everytime he stopped making video packages to fill 2 hours tonight.

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Feb 6, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

We’ve had build to precisely one major feud on this show so far. Disappointing.

And no, Trips/J-Ace doesn’t count.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

In the words

Of modern-day American prophet Charles Barkley. . .this show is trbl. T-R-B-L, trbl.

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

oh its over undertaker

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

This is just what I wanted. The exact same video from an hour ago.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

Meanwhile

In the taker cave

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

THIS

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Feb 6, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

he should skateboard Taker’s hair right off his head.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

It is okay guys. Johnny Ace will save it.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

holy shit I forgot all of that stuff happened earlier

thanks WWE for refreshing my memory!

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

Did Josh Matthews steal Hunter's tie?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

You’re the only one that wants any Taker back…

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

still better than supernatural taker for that matter

Twitter @iamroadmap

by Rod Mapada on Feb 6, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Kanye is booking this show

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

Tomorrow morning, we learn the fate of Big Johnny...

…with a VIDEO PACKAGE!

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

Was Ace texting anyone? I didn’t see. Maybe Brodus will come back pissed off~ier

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha even the ring announcer can’t take this garbage

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

He needed a few drinks.

I bet the Fink got a hardon thinking he’s getting his job back..

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

The main event?

So. . .there will be no FUNKASAURUS!?

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by Christopher Gates on Feb 6, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

There will be no FUNKASAURUS

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:44 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

t-t-t-t-today junior

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

What!?!?

No Funkasaurus?

Or is he ruining the main event?

by bmf1314 on Feb 6, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

He’s selling Funk out of a truck in Minneapolis

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Feb 6, 2012 10:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I hate this episode. No Funk.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

So no Brodus tonight. Are you concerned?

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

God Damn It Vince

The hell is my Funkasaurus spot?!

I make a cooking show on YouTube

by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

Annnounce botch

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

the first superstar to…up….uh what?

by Mr. Sunny Days on Feb 6, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

The main event can still be Ace and Brodus dancing to the ring together.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

This crowd is as dead as disco.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

They need the funk, but won’t get it.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't blame them

This has to be 10x worse for the live audience.

by King Oskar on Feb 6, 2012 10:46 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh hai lady with the sign

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

R-Truth's shirt....seriously....

It’s great.

And I bet Geno’s cutting this show up worse than Wolverine at a Benihana…

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

I think the recap will be a video of someone taking a shit

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Or a picture of some ancient white dog turds.

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by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

The toilet gonna get got says Lil’ Jimmy.

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:46 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

then eating the shit

and throwing it up. only to eat it again then shit that out

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

quack quack

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

I hit my head on the door jamb and lost my memory so I really appreciate the WWE replaying ’Taker’s video.

by bensix on Feb 6, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

Man, its a shame there was no time for Brody, with the hour and thirty minutes of video packages they had to air tonight.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

lmao, maybe they couldn’t figure out what jobber to feed him

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

They were all busy getting pushed out of the way by HHH’s ego.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

What.... what is this I dont even...

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

No Swagger either?

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

not a single fuck was given

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by Rod Mapada on Feb 6, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

not a single fuck was given here either, bro.

by Sir Ingenious on Feb 6, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d rather get a Kane/cena segment than 10 million recaps and twitter summaries and long-windedHHH promos. I think.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah I agree at least Cena/Kane is entertaining in a ridiculously shitty way

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

those GOD DAMN video packages cost us our FUNKASAURUS

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Feb 6, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

Wow…no pop for Little Jimmy. How far the Truth has fallen.

by DustinH(oo) on Feb 6, 2012 10:46 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

Robocop needs to come save Ryder from Kane. This is better booking than anything that is happening tonight.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

I think why missed a ton of entrances

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

nope

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

No Funkasaurus?

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Feb 6, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

None

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn’t Anne Hathaway do a movie just like that w/ rich white kids playing around in the ghetto

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Havoc.

Her ONLY good movie.

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, yes, her suckin’ cock was the shit!… and her 2nd good one is coming out soon.. Dark Knight Rises!!!!!!

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

uh-uh.

Nooooo.

She’s gonna be a shitty Catwoman, man.

Sorry…

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by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

That never happened. __

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The best catwoman ever was Newmar.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I really hope not.

I would love to see Nolan’s Harley Quinn.

I hope they do a 4th.

Can’t wait already for the next Batman game.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s not doing a fourth. This is it son.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

This is the last Batman that Nolan’s doing. I got the straight dope when I was at Comic Con this year….

#HustleLoyaltyVagisil

by TheAngryApe on Feb 6, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

no funkasaurus?

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Feb 6, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Seriously, could you imagine spending money on live tickets and spending 70% of the show watching video packages on the titantron? I would be beyond pissed.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Hopefully they got some awesome dark matches

by Buckeye Brawler on Feb 6, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully the dark matches (they still do that right?) were good?

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Alex Riley Brings It.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

R-Truth reminds me of Mystikal a bit too much

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Is he still in jail?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

No way!!!!!!! Mystical raps too fast.. but if you mean by looks.. then yes… they are both black.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

their voices

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm.. maybe? I was giving you shit nonetheless…

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

VICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll take her & Alicia Fox

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

You can have them

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by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d take them every day of the week & twice on Sunday.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Kofi Kingston needs another handstand spot.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

The high flying jamaican filler from Ghana

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

From parts unknown..the international man of mystery...Kofi Kingston.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

I wonder how Parts Unknown is doing these days. Haven’t produced a wrestler in a while.

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:50 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Speaking of someone who needs a gimmick retool. Miz!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

He's a wannab Jericho

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s the I yawn man.

by bensix on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

So who benefits from a win here most?

Order doesn’t really matter at EC because WRESTLING IS NOT REAL, but a win in THIS match would add some stock. I would say Punk and Jericho don’t need it, Kingston isn’t big enough, Miz and Truth can feud with each other and ZIGGLER gets a win.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

tough to say, normally the big lumbering guy who can’t wrestle would be the last man in the chamber match, but none of these guys fit that bill

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

My guess?

Ziggler as a way to raise his stock back up. But just a random guess

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by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm jealous of wrestlers

They don’t have to worry about wearing about pants at work. If I showed up to work without pants, I’d probably get fired.

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by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

lol

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Jericho's "I'm better than you" walk

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

I’m getting a little more tired of CM Punk every week.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

I'm with you there

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Punk's probably gonna eat some Kale after this

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

DID YOU HEAR DBRYAN IS A VEGAN!?

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

by Grim Spandango on Feb 6, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

o YEA

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

HE DOESN'T EVEN EAT MEAT!

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

My pick is Jericho

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

Nobody called my momma

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 6, 2012 10:52 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Wait!

Maybe he’ll come out and clean house? Prove that he should be in it?

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by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

and so they’ll replace Khali with him

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny. Her number is up on so many walls. #heel

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:54 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I’m sorry, that was mean and lame. I blame the lack of funk on a Monday night show.

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:54 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I laughed

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by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

the #heel was a nice touch

by Buckeye Brawler on Feb 6, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that neck breaker and DDT was cool.

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 10:57 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Burn! You got me

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 6, 2012 10:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Shouldn’t Miz have broken Truth’s fall better than that?

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

The thin mints next to me are consoling my lack of funk tonight

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Feb 6, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

damn Truth that looked like it hurt

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

Wow Miz, nice way to fuck up Rtruth

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

Yea, didn’t someone get fired for not catching Taker

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I blame it on lack of Brodus

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I HATE ziggler’s strut… reminds me of Jarrett.. and he sucked ass

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

SLAP NUTS

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I loved Jeff Jarrett and I love Dolph Ziggler.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I am happy I'm not the only one who saw that comparison

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 6, 2012 10:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

IVP Videos just made a best of Johnny Ace compilation. Yes.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

I plan on getting their best of Bam Bam Bigelow.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Good stuff on there. I bought the IWA King of Deathmatches 1995.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Why did you buy it when you can stil it

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I like having hard copies of things.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m looking to get the Best of William Regal shortly.

by Dedywre on Feb 6, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I never really liked Jarrett, ever. I do like Ziggler though.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

I hated Jarrett, thought he was a Flair rip off… and his daddy though, he’s awesome. Like Ziffler, just dont like that strut.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Ziggler too.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Which flair ripped off from Rogers

by Buckeye Brawler on Feb 6, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry, y'all...

I gotta bored-quit this episode…

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 6, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

That’s a broken tailbone for sure. Good fucking lord.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

R-Truth out, here comes the Funk! I can still dream.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

Someone better call Miz’s momma… she needs to whip his ass for that blunder.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

good job Miz

Brodus would have caught him

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

AJ’s a trooper.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

a super sexy trooper

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Ouch

That had to suck

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by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

If Truth is shoot injured

I will hunt down Miz and treat him like a pin cushion

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by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

Just call him “”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or1nSVUJeq8" >Welker".

by bensix on Feb 6, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

SB “half ass” catch?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

FACK YOU

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, you weren’t happy w/ the SB results uh?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

-_-

No

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

its ok be glad your team actually has championships

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

no Minnesota

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, so you’re pissed about the HOF stuff.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

among other things

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

My nephew either. He’s 4, but picked the Pats & cried when they lost.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Good thing he’s not a Ram’s fan.. he’d be crying & traumatized by now.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m a Vikings fan. I put a dent in my steel door from a knee when we lost the NFC championship against the Saints. Talk about sadness and trauma.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats all?

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Tawmy?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Nephew of tawmy

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Weebs? Squeeze Box?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope Miz legitimately apologizes to Truth after the show.

by Dedywre on Feb 6, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

Well Brodus can enter the EC now

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

Could, would be a waste.. he needs to be really built & start getting serious after mania. Doing it now wouldn’t be in his best interest, he’d get lost in the shuffle.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I don’t see it either

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone else see Miz take a bump off of Jericho running past him?

by Dedywre on Feb 6, 2012 11:00 PM EST reply actions  

yeah wtf was that lol

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Was just going to post this.

Only Miz could throw a clothesline and be the one to fall down.

by The Name is Dalton on Feb 6, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

This RAW is mother fahking peese of sheet like the Virgil jabroni

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 6, 2012 11:00 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Mr Fuji no good eggroll

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 6, 2012 11:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

This raw is weak....

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

God…Kofi could be so much more awesome.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

His only moves are “I jump” moves.. they are like Khali’s chop being “special” because he’s 7’4.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Andrew Luck = bust or no?

Take your pick! I think he’ll be great.

by Sir Ingenious on Feb 6, 2012 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

everyone does

He’s practicality Jesus

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Bust

If they start him right away. Keep Manning, let him watch for a couple of years, then let him go in. If not, he’ll end up like Ryan Leaf, without the drug habit though

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by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you think that Manning wants to stay even with all of the bad blood between him and Irsay?

by lou diamond billups on Feb 6, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

cue the Ziggler is pinned again rants

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

He shouldn’t be though.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Mhm

Dude can’t catch a break

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Ziggler has a unique ability.. he can lose & look good. And make others look good.. people can build careers like that… See Rey Mysterio.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked the ending. Builds Punk and Jericho program; shows Jericho heeling hard. Good.

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Was just gonna say

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly

I'm big, I'm white, I'm Irish, and G*d damnit people like me!

by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Atleast Ziggler lost to a GTS. Cody Rhodes, on the other hand…

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

Punk threw himself over that table pretty well

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

Rape

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 6, 2012 11:05 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Oh No

After 11:05 shit gets real

by bmf1314 on Feb 6, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

PG to Rated R, bitches

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 6, 2012 11:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Kane ending! LOL

Fitting for this show

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

Kane’s Dexter Morgan impersonation needs work.

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by John Fischer on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

kane, don't rape her!

she aint dead yet!

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Feb 6, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Spit take

Bravo sir. Still funny

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by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish Jericho would wrestle in his leather pants.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

RAPE!!!!!!!!!

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by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

SMASH CUTS!!!

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Feb 6, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

My bigger question is why is Eve wearing a towel…over a bra?

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by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

dont want know wordrobe malfunctions

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by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

*no damnmit!

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by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I really want to know some wardrobe malfunctions, honestly…

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by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Kane already got to Swags

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

I was about to point out that we at least had a good ending…

by Dedywre on Feb 6, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

Towel on with a bra strap lmao

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

On a pole

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 6, 2012 11:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Can someone cut Kane’s tongue out please.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

Bra + towel = The new snuggie

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe Brodus will be on Superstars this week

by Dedywre on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

LOL WTF!

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by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

Creepy breathing = Greatest ending ever

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

So I guess they have to bring Snitsky back in 9 months to punt her demon baby.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

THAT WASNT HIS FAULT!!

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a kink in my neck!

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by Lance Storm on Feb 6, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

did Kane just jizz in his pants?

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by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe..

That bra can’t support them & they are way too low for good TV.,, or whatever you wanna call Raw this week.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

I think the ratings are the only thing too low

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 6, 2012 11:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

terrible show is over.

yay, now lets wait till Wednesday come for WNR.

by Dannie Ray on Feb 6, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

I guess implied sexual assault is PG.

by lou diamond billups on Feb 6, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

I’m kind of surprised that the the screen didn’t blink at the end there and it was actually Cena breathing heavily on her.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

Sound before image. Don’t do it again WWE I thought there was porn after the match

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

So, rating?

I give it a D. It was off, it was awful, and no funkasaurus!

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by MMA42 on Feb 6, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

Only gets a D.

For Big Johnny.

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by mountaineers101 on Feb 6, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I give it an F+

At least it had 2 minutes of Ace

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

D sounds about right

Only like 4 matches, and none stood out

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 6, 2012 11:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

D at best. Lots of boredom

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

So...

In order for Cena to embrace the hate he’s going to have to start sexually harassing Eve when she’s in the shower? How is that a good message?

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

Tune in next week to find out!

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Same Rapist network, Same rapist channel.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, I hate that word & shouldn’t have used it so lightly.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s like that episode of Law And Order where the lady was sodomized with a candlestick (I’m guessing there’s been one of those). It’s not a good feeling.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Reminds me of the movie Paris Trout. Talk about troubling.. I see Eve w/ a glass floor looking out for Kane & Cena.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

So, to be positive, I can say that all the Jericho-Punk stuff was pretty darn good. Also, Michael Cole didn’t bug me much tonight. It’s almost like he did a slight face turn on SmackDown. He’s still a little arrogant, but he isn’t arguing with Lawler or Booker that much, and when he does support a heel, at least it’s Johnny Ace (who’s really the good guy in all this, even though they want you to think otherwise).

by Dedywre on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

Kane got to show Eve his "O" face

I give it a C -

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by 49erLou on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

I’m going to have to stop this program as it has just gotten too silly.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

Raw's grade

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by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

I'm going to pretend that's buffalo chicken

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by C. J. Bradford on Feb 6, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It probably was at one point.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

or a huge pile of shit

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha, that's what i thought it was at first

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 6, 2012 11:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I’ve made better poop than this Raw.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Please tell me that’s a pic you found that on google.

by lou diamond billups on Feb 6, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

I think it’s fresh and natural

/vegan?

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah sure

wink wink

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by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s the first image that comes up when you Google Kane.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Good one.

I’m sure if you “youtube” this raw, you’ll find a bigger stinkier pile.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Feb 6, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha done! 2/06/12 Raw this came up

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by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude. Enough. Point is made.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

OK

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

or TNA

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi ***

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 6, 2012 11:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I’ve been raging on Cena all night, had to pick a new target.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

You want raw to be better

Use more Ace and Brodus

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by IRodC on Feb 6, 2012 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

What a waste of fucking time.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

How did that show get ok’d?

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

The only possible answer is that someone brought in a six pack of meth they got at Rite-Aid.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

And I’m guessing it would have been even worse if they didn’t scrap whatever JR humiliation segment that was probably bumped off the show for the Taker repeat video.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

JR vs Funkasaurus jiggle-off

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Feb 6, 2012 11:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

That might actually be correct!

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

I almost know how to use the reply button

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that was terrible.

More commercial than show. What a load of shit. And where is Cena? I know he’s not popular with the smarks, but you can’t just completely leave your top guys off the show. Punk was hardly in it either. Just a 15 minute HHH promo, and then that promo being recapped for 2 hours. Shit.

by cheames on Feb 6, 2012 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

I hope they don’t show us any recaps next week of this Raw.

by Kanenite on Feb 6, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

Was that even the go home show for Elimination Chamber? It sure felt like it.

by StrongStyle81 on Feb 6, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

Is EC even a PPV?

I think it’s just 2 big matches crammed together in a show. And I long for No Way Out’s return.

by Sir Ingenious on Feb 6, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Along with

Backlash, Judgement Day, Great American Bash, Unforgiven, No Mercy, and Armageddon

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by Vikant on Feb 6, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, Miz.

What on Earth happened to you?

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by McKinley B. Noble on Feb 7, 2012 12:51 AM EST reply actions  

No Cena, only a splash of Kane, Punk and Jericho kicking off their feud, minimal Laurinaitis...

How did this one still suck?

…Oh, right, an hour’s worth of recap montages…

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Feb 7, 2012 6:16 AM EST reply actions  

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