The Rock isn't just a legendary wrestler, he's also a singer who likes to carol every now and again. That's what he did on this date in WWF history on an episode of Monday Night Raw, with Chris Jericho as his subject.
It's the holiday season, and in the spirit of that, we bring you today's edition of this date in history, featuring The Rock singing a Christmas Carol to Chris Jericho.
It's spectacularly awful.
Here are the lyrics, followed by the video.
Twas the night before Christmas, and all though the house,
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The weather was warm, not a trace of snow, as the Rock got ready to whoop Chris Jericho.
Jericho's claim to be the best, the Rock found quite brutal. Clearly Chris Jericho's a man who has no strudel.
"I am a living legend", Y2J would sing, as he trembled with fear heading into the people's ring.
And faster than Scrooge saw the ghost of Christmas past, as Rock hit the people's ring he whooped Y2J's ass.
It seemed quite certain the title would switch, as the Rock made Chris Jericho his own punk-assed bitch.
And after the Rock pinned Chris Jericho 1-2-3, and stood over his limp body in victory,
The Rock grabbed the mic and told everyone in sight, "Merry Christmas to all...."


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