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Cagesiders, I desperately need your help. One week from Monday, I will attend my first ever Monday Night Raw in East Rutherford, NJ. Of course, I want to bring a sign as a way to say hi to all of my fellow Cagesiders, but I need a good, no, a GREAT sign idea. As a guiding principle, let me assure you that I have zero artistic ability, so my sign's going to have to succeed on the strength of its words. Here are a few ideas floated by me and the Smackdown Live Blog Crew (some serious, some in jest, obviously):

• Orton Hard [will probably be confiscated, so no]
• I Hate Region
• Big, White, and Irish #CJ's awesome [three guesses as to what egomaniac suggested that]
• Creepy [not happening]
• Del Rio, Rip Up This Sign
• Del Rio, Rip Up This Sign (in Spanish)
• I <3 my 19 Year-Old Boyfriends [three guesses as to what egomaniacal 19 year old suggested that]
• I'm Writing WWE Fanfic
• 50 Shades of Dolph
• Athletic Enough For Dolph
• Go On A Nature Walk With Me, Daniel

I would be tickled pink if you, my internet friends and frenemies, would vote for your favorite(s) or suggest your own ideas. I'll take all input and all recs into account. When you see my sign on the show (hopefully), it'll be like I'm giving you each a personal thank you. Express your opinions in the comments below. I can't wait to hear what you crazy smarks come up with.