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WWE Raw results and live blog for Jan. 9: Chris Jericho fallout

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WWE Monday Night Raw comes waltzing back into our lives tonight (Jan. 9, 2012) at the American Bank Center in Corpus Christi, Texas, featuring all the fallout from Chris Jericho's epic return to the company last week.

Or not so epic, depending on how you look at it. One thing we can all agree on is that it should be very interesting to see where this angle goes from here. The jacket, in all its glory, will hopefully return tonight, as well.

One surprising aspect of WWE programming of late has been the relative lack of promotion for the Royal Rumble, which is just three weeks away. Sure, they've mentioned it a few times and played plenty of promos (featuring the talented Santino Marella, of all guys) but there's been little focus on the actual match.

That could be because they just haven't bothered to work it in but it could also be because they're still trying to figure out just who the hell is going to win it. Will it be Randy Orton with his bad back? How about Sheamus with his incredibly white skin? Or maybe John Morrison returns and shocks the world.

Ha. And maybe I'll win a Pulitzer.

John Cena will undoubtedly be in the building, fending off further advances from Kane and his dreaded choke glove. Let's just hope Zack Ryder isn't around this time.

The fun kicks off at 9 p.m. ET on USA, Cagesiders, so be sure to come back and enjoy the show with all your favorite commenters. It's always a fun time. Raw live blog after the jump.

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WWE RAW RESULTS AND LIVE BLOG JAN. 9

Geno here.

Broadcast is live.

Opening promo shows Cena getting a clean pin over Jack Swagger. Gotta make sure to get that in, of course, before showing the Kane replay where he choke gloved Cena and tried to take advantage of poor little Zack Ryder by dragging him into his hole in the ring.

No Nickelback to kill the mood before the show open. Just an explosion and Kane making his way out with both masks on again. Jerry Lawler selling like he's legitimately scared with this opening to the show.

"I think Kane is just trying to spread the hatred."

They give him his own lighting, the dark red. Promo time.

"I see the disappointing looks. I hear the weak little whispers. Questioning me, wondering why I embrace hate. Not only are you deplorably predictable, you are in denial. You all get up next to a spouse that you can't stand. Then you go to a job which you despise. And then you come home to children that you say you love but deep down, you think to yourself that they're nothing but soft spoiled little disappointments.

"You all live lives filled with pure hate."

He's screaming now, guys. I'm scared.

"But you don't embrace it. Either because you're too cowardly or because you filled your lives with delusions of hope like John Cena."

Pop. Not a big one.

"Cena represents hope. He represents success. He represents all the things that you people aspire to achieve ... but cannot. When you see John Cena, what you should be seeing are your own failures, your shortcomings, your unfulfilled dreams.

"And it should anger you. And it does. You see, when you say, 'Cena sucks,' what you're really saying is that you suck. And you do. Because you refuse to embrace the hate which is bubbling up inside you. You like to think of yourselfs as decent human beings but your all liars. You think that cheering for an underdog makes you good and decent. I mean, look at Zack Ryder. You -- you -- made him a star. But that proves nothing. Last week, I was seconds away from dragging that vessel of your vocarious elation, Zack Ryder, down to the depths of hell.

"But John Cena stopped that. But all Cena did was delay the inevitable. Because unlike you people, I always get what I want and what I want are consequences. Consequences for refusing to embrace hate."

Finally, Cena's music hits.

He comes out, takes the shirt off and hauls ass to the ring to take Kane out, which he does with ease. They brawl to the outside and go back and forth. All the way to the locker room they go with a camera following close behind. Randomly placed actors get run into and run over as Kane takes advantage and smashes Cena's head into walls and doors and whatever else he can find.

Now they've made their way outside where we see the WWE trucks. They tease a bump with Kane falling off a ledge but don't follow through. Instead, Cena grabs a crowbar and cracks Kane with it.

Not very nice of you, John. Nor very heroic.

Kane tosses him onto a pile of garbage. By the time he gets up, Kane has disappeared.

What the hell was that segment?

Commercial break.

In typical WWE style, they immediately replay what we just saw about one minute ago. They must think the WWE Universe has short term memory loss.

Tag team match-up next.

Sheamus and Santino Marella vs. Wade Barrett and Jinder Mahal -- Out of nowhere, Cole tells us all four of these guys will be in the Rumble on Jan. 29 and fails miserably to sell it like it's information worth knowing. Two of these cats should have a legit shot at winning but it certainly didn't sound like Cole wants us to know that.

Then again, he has no f*cking clue how to get guys over.

Mahal stars with Marella and shockingly the match has lasted longer than six seconds, which is longer than most Santino matches. The heels work over Marella and the crowd in Texas couldn't give a sh*t less. Wait, they come to life with a brief and quiet chant.

What is this, a bingo hall? Feels like it.

Nothing fancy here, just Barrett and Mahal trading off kicking the dog out of Santino. He finally makes his comeback with a forearm and neckbreaker. Gets the hot tag to Sheamus, who cleans house and does his forearms to the back spot. Not long after, he hits a Brogue Kick and asks Santino if he wants in so he can get the Cobra and the pin.

He hits it and it gets the three count.

Sheamus wasn't asked to sell anything at all in that match. That was a complete waste of time.

The Miz is backstage complaining about how it's not fair that R-Truth has been physically assaulting him. Camera pans to John Laurinaitis, who introduces himself and says he doesn't have time for this crap. Tells us tonight is the debut of Brodus Clay.

We'll see.

Miz wants him to get him some protection. Laurinaitis says, "You're not my problem. And I'm not a little Jimmy. I'm big Johnny."

Holy sh*t, this man is awesome.

Lawler tells us they will announce the first inductee into the WWE Hall of Fame Class 2012 up next.

Commercial break.

Mil Mascaras is the actual first inductee but apparently they forgot about him. Anyway, they announce Edge as the next inductee with a video package showcasing his career highlights to the song "Tonight" by Seether.

It's pretty cool for me to see this, personally, because I've been there with Edge since back in the late 90s when he was with Christian. I attended a show when they did the pose for "the benefit of those with flash photography." And to see him go all the way from the mid-card as a tag champ that never looked the part of a world champion to headlining multiple WrestleManias was a damn cool thing.

Not that it's much of a Hall of Fame but congratulations to Edge.

Backstage and Miz is talking to Mason Ryan. Batista part deux just smiles and walks off.

Cut to Ryder and he's telling his dad he's scared as hell of Kane. Eve shows up and he changes his tune and tries to act tough. She wants to know if he's okay. He asks her out and she says yes but only after her match against Beth Phoenix tonight.

Hey, promotion for the Diva's!

Ryder walks off and they show a door opening with Kane slowly showing himself for a second before fading back behind the door.

Sigh. Cheese on full effect, guys. He's stalking Ryder now. Poor guy.

Commercial break.

Time for the non-title match advertised earlier.

Daniel Bryan vs. Kofi Kingston -- Bryan doing his version of the Kurt Angle gimmick from back in the early 2000's. They replay Smackdown from last week showing Bryan retaining the title through nefarious means and then acting like he's the greatest afterward.

They trade near falls early before Kofi goes for the crossbody and Bryan counters with the LeBell Lock. Looked like an odd landing but Bryan was just setting up his finish and it actually looked okay on second viewing. He gets the tap from it and wins in about 25 seconds.

Weird match.

He, of course, does his best Diego Sanchez and heads for the barricade to hoist his title while shouting yes, even though this was a non-title match. I love it.

Suddenly, Big Show's music hits and Bryan goes over and grabs a mic. Show puts his beanie on some kid's head in the audience and climbs in the ring with his own mic.

Bryan says he hated how their title match ended on Smackdown with Mark Henry getting involved. "I'm a fighting champion, okay. I will give you a world title match whenever you want."

Show says he's really happy about that and they're going to have their rematch this Friday on Smackdown and it's a no disqualification, no countout match. "So good luck, champ."

They shake hands before Show bails to the back and Bryan looks tentative while Cole wonders aloud just how it is Bryan will keep his title this time.

They advertise Jericho for later tonight. A feint cheer is heard in the crowd. Huh.

CM Punk vs. Jack Swagger tonight as a primer for Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler.

Uh-oh, they show a locker room door that has Brodus Clay's name on it. He's debuting live next, folks!

How great would it be if they came back from break and Laurinaitis came out of that locker room and was on the phone telling Clay they'll get him in next week?

Commercial break.

Rumble promo on the way back in and a highlight package of the 1994 Rumble that saw both Bret Hart and Lex Luger awarded the victory.

From Planet Funk, the Funkasaurus, Brodus Clay.

What the hell is this crap?

Oh my god, he's wearing a red sweatsuit and dancing his way to the ring to some bad funk music. He's got two women with him and they're now int he ring doing some steps.

"Oh, you didn't see that coming!"

That's what Clay shouted after pyro hit from the turnbuckles to signal the end of the entrance. This is worse trolling than what Jericho did.

Lawler and Cole are just laughing on commentary. Clay is actually gyrating and creepily shaking his ass at Curt Hawkins. He's shouting out spots and and then apologizing for them.

Back to dancing in the ring with a terrible red bodysuit. Oh my god, this is hilarious.

Ugh. Zack Ryder backstage and brushing his teeth, telling himself how great he is for finally going out with Eve. Naturally, this is just to set up the spot with the mirror where Kane appears in the background but he never sees him.

Lame.

Miz asks Epico and Primo for protection but gets shut down. Punk walks up and laughs at him while he walks away.

Commercial break.

CM Punk vs. Jack Swagger -- I understand the idea behind doing this but no way in hell should Job Swagger EVER be in a match against Punk. Oh okay, Laurinaitis interrupts. He wants Punk to know he's fair. Adds a stipulation to this here match. If Punk wins tonight, Swagger and Vickie Guerrero won't be able to be ringside at the Rumble.

Shouldn't that be the case anyway? Whatever, it works.

Oh and Ziggler is going one-on-one with Cena later tonight "just to keep him in shape."

Mr. Excitement strikes again!

CM Punk chant breaks out before the match starts and Cole starts wondering who Laurinaitis is texting all the time. They show that Brodus Clay is trending #1 WorldWide.

That means he's a big deal, you guys.

Punk and Swagger are having a snoozer of a match. Chain wrestling and rest holds, even though the match just started. Despite the slow pace and sleep-inducing nature of the work in the ring, the crowd chants for the WWE champion. He knocks Swagman down and goes for the Flying Elbow Drop but Jack rolls out of the ring and regroups with his crew.

Lateral press and Punk is in control as they get back going inside the ring. They're working ridiculously slow and it's killing the crowd, which was kind of dead to begin with. Swagger goes for the Ankle Lock but gets countered. He comes back, though, and takes control with knees in the corner.

Is someone injured? This is a terrible match. And it's the start of the second hour spot. Oh god, Swagger tried a roll up and almost broke Punk's leg. Good job, dummy, the one chance you get to work with the champ and you damn near put him out for months on end.

They set up a spot outside with Ziggler about to attack a prone Punk but Laurinaitis calling him off. Punk regains control back on the apron and hits a suicide dive to the outside.

Commercial break.

Swagger gets a near fall off a big boot back from break. I missed a little action for a piss break but came back for Punk hitting his high knee in the corner. Misses the bulldog, which Swagger uses to hit the press off the ropes. Doesn't get the pin, though, and starts yelling at Punk to stay down.

"Why won't you just die?"

Really, Jack? Really? Hits another few spots and again misses a pin and again starts screaming at Punk and claiming he's better.

I hate this. Punk is selling for him big but Swagger doesn't deserve this treatment. Maybe I'm part of the problem in thinking that and Punk is the solution by actually acting like Swagger is something of a threat and treating his offense like it's credible.

I don't know.

Meanwhile Punk comes back and does the Savage tribute. The ref counts three but Swagger's shoulder went shooting up at the end. Ref calls for the bell and the match and Punk is screaming, "motherf*cker" at the referee. They show the replay and Punk immediately went to lock in the Anaconda Vice after Swagger put his shoulder up. That was a definite botch by the ref.

They even show the slow motion replay with Swagger deliberately staring at the ref to know when to kick out. What a horrible match that started slow, almost saved itself but ended with a referee forgetting the match ending.

Can you imagine Vince McMahon right now? If Punk is screaming cuss words at the referee in the middle of the ring, I can't imagine what that poor ref is going to face when he gets to the gorilla position.

Another replay airs of Kane and Cena earlier in the night.

Cut to Cena and Ryder yapping back and forth. Ryder kissing Cena's ass. They plug Ryder's Twitter and continue to push the Kane storyline like he might pop out at anytime. Since, you know, he's a stalker who wants to do evil to everyone.

Embrace the hate, y'all. Or rise above it. Something.

Commercial break.

The Bellas are arguing in the back. Ricardo Rodriguez shows up and wants to know why they wanted him to come up from Mexico. "Haven't you heard of a cell phone?"

Suddenly Miz shows up and says Rodriguez needs to go to the ring and call out R-Truth. Either that or he'll get put on injured reserve like Alberto Del Rio.

By Miz? Yeah, right.

Nonetheless, he agrees.

Time for the next inductee into the Hall of Fame. It's not just one guy, it's four.

The Four Horsemen.

I'm a little shocked by this, because Ric Flair is getting plenty of play on WWE TV right now and he's still doing his thing in TNA.

Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard and Barry Windham are going in this year.

"Diamonds are forever and so are the Horsemen."

Back to the ring and Rodriguez is there and looking scared as shit. He says he hopes Miz is watching this. Calls R-Truth really bad and his mom fat and ugly. Says Truth smells like a wet donkey and his breath stinks really bad.

Truth's music hits and apparently he hasn't been watching the show.

It's a setup, Truth!

Rodriguez is literally crying at this point. Truth intros himself by saying, "Oh Lucy, I'm home."

Truth cuts another insan-o promo asking all the little Jimmy's if he should let Ricardo go. They reply with a collective, "No."

"Uh-oh. Little Jimmy don't think much of you, Ricardo. Little Jimmy want me to turn you into a human pinata."

"Miz, Miz, Miz, Miz."

"Calm down, man, you bugging out like a little cock-a-roach."

This is painful.

Truth asks him to sing a song and Rodriguez goes off like a boss. Truth asks for an encore by saying, "One mo again."

Finally, Ricardo knocks the mic out of Truth's hand and he gets knocked out for his troubles. Finally, Miz shows up and works over Truth. They end up brawling back and forth but the crowd never cared.

About a half hour left in the show and that's the slot they're using for Jericho. He's next.

Commercial break.

Justin Roberts introduces Chris Jericho by saying he's the only man to ever beat Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock in the same night.

The lights go out and that can only mean one thing. The Jacket is back.

And there it is, in all its glory.

He's pumping up the crowd again and smiling and shaking hands on his way to the ring. For what it's worth, they're cheering him and clapping. He's in full on troll mode again. Pointing to the crowd and calling for cheers. More laps around the ring to shake hands and pose.

This was fine last week, I don't think it's going to go over if he doesn't talk again this week.

Now he's in the ring and cutting the crowd in half and asking for a cheer off, which they oblige him.

"I love you, thank you," he mouths.

He grabs a mic and his music finally shuts off. Before he can speak, they chant "Y2J."

Marks!

He gets up on the second turnbuckle and plays up the crowd some more. They keep chanting and I fear if they drag out this non-talking gimmick it actually might get over just because it's not supposed to.

He looks out at the crowd and he acts like he's crying now. Ha. God.

The camera is super close up on him and he's doing his best to get some real tears going. The crowd isn't turning on him ... at all. I finally hear some boos.

He sets the mic down and his music hits. Off he goes again. Still no words.

HA. He gets to the top of the ramp and turns around and cries while thumping his chest and then pointing out to the crowd with a thumbs up.

Oh, Jericho. You bastard.

Commercial break.

Eve hits the ring for the Diva's match she talked about earlier but when they go to intro Beth Phoenix, Kane's music hits. She acts scared sh*tless and Ryder comes running out to grab her and run away with her.

Lawler and Cole are really playing this up, too.

Cut to the camera's in the parking lot showing Ryder rushing Eve into a car.

OH NO, THE TIRE IS FLAT!

Ryder keeps Eve in the car and tells her to lock the door while he tries to change the flat tire out. What in the hell am I watching?

Commercial break.

Ryder still struggling to change the tire out coming back from break. Meanwhile, Ziggler is already in the ring. He didn't get a TV entrance over Ryder struggling to change a tire.

Cena comes out to a less enthusiastic pop than usual but that's likely because this crowd sucks. It's also 11 p.m. ET already, so I can't imagine this lasts long. Please don't squash Ziggler here, it makes no damn sense. Gut feeling? Ryder shown getting punked in front of Eve on the jumbotron giving Ziggler a chance to steal a win.

The match starts with Ziggler showing off because he's the best damn thing going today. Headlock turns into a drop toehold from Cena. Reversal from Ziggler and a two count. Stomping a mudhole in Cena in the corner.

Didn't walk it dry, though.

The crowd only comes alive to deliver chants and they've started up with the dueling Cena chant.

Holy sh*t, Ziggler is a god. He puts Cena in a headlock and while he has him on the mat with it, does a headstand, holding the headlock the entire time.

He keeps smashing Cena and after putting him down long enough, shows off by doing three sit ups. Man, this guy actually gets better and better.

Hey, there's the jumbotron and Kane shows up to punk out Ryder in front of his girlfriend. And in the ring, Ziggler takes advantage of the distracted Cena.Ryder takes a chokeslam onto some wood panels.

Oh my god. They have Cena chase after Ryder and Ziggler jumps on his back but Cena smashes him against the steel steps. The ref just counts them both out and I guess that's that match.

Cena chases outside and Kane shows up to glove choke Cena right next to where Ryder took the chokeslam a minute prior. Once again, Cena gets choked out and the show ends with Kane standing there looking over the destruction he caused and breathing heavy.

The stalker wins!

Fade to black.

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Don't they usually have some Royal Rumble qualifier/placement matches?

Like who gets to be the lucky #30 guy or who comes in at that top spot. It doesn’t seem like it would be too difficult to make some of these matches on Raw and Smackdown like Sheamus vs. Jinder Mahal or Barrett vs. Santino mean a little something more by making them worth a better spot in the Rumble.

by hfl2013 on Jan 9, 2012 12:09 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

They haven’t even done that. I remember when Austin won it back in 1998, they made it a huge deal what place he was coming in, who was starting, all that shit. Now it’s like they’re ignoring the whole damn thing, aside from a few donks like Wade Barrett saying they’re going to win it.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jan 9, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Those qualification matches were always pointless.

You always know who is going to win based on star status and current feuds (Title matches, etc). I like the surprise aspect and hope they bump it up to 40 again this year. Plenty on the roster to pull that off.

by SeanDubbs on Jan 9, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

They were pointless like everything in wrestling can be considered pointless as its all scripted

They added a level of importance to the matches and gave us more of a reason to care. Even if it didn’t matter too much in the end, it doesn’t hurt one bit to raise the importance of a midcard match.

by hfl2013 on Jan 9, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, they had 6 wks to kill before the Rumble started, that means Vince would change his mind at least 200x between now & then.

I think they should have a match, the winner gets a pick, A,B,C.. and several should.

The A,B,C.. would be 1-10, 11-20, 21-30… to maybe 5-6 people get an early draw. I think that would be pretty fun.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Orton will probably be back for the Rumble, but that doesn't mean he'll win it.

WWE always has people job out in their hometowns, regardless of their star power levels. Just last year the Royal Rumble was in Cena’s hometown of Boston, and he lost the match even though he main evented Wrestlemania as the challenger anyway.

It’s retarded, but it doesn’t make it any less true.

by *Asterisk* on Jan 9, 2012 1:30 PM EST reply actions  

Boston might be Cena's hometown

but he gets booed there like he gets booed everywhere.

by hfl2013 on Jan 9, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you need a guy like Cena to win?

Orton, too. True, it gives them reason for those super main-event guys to headline events, but they’d be doing that regardless. Like Cena did.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 8:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I think Jericho has a pretty good chance to win it. Maybe that’s when he’ll start speaking again, the Raw after the Rumble.

And I can’t wait for Ace to call up Brodus and tell him that he had to bump him out of the 30-man Rumble match.

I’m kind of bummed out about Punk (probably) not being in the Rumble match. I loved the way he was talking trash on the mic a couple of years ago with his straight-edge schtick during the match, until of course HHH came in and squashed him.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 2:18 PM EST reply actions  

Odds are that after tonight...

I will probably have something to Shadow Shoot about.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 4:32 PM EST reply actions  

I hope so, I’m really enjoying those.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Such a shame when i look at Money In The Bank Punk culture change promo to this..sigh

"with a good physique and explosiveness anybody can perform a takedown"
-RoBerto

by Lesnar's striking coach on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

Thought there wasn't a live blog tonight, it's so far down

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

So I guess we’re going back to the fiery sex dungeon to start off Raw?

by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

Some people like candles.

Others light bonfires.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there really any other way?

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

UNH

Things get sweaty in there, I bet.

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Whats the point of the welders mask over the red mask?

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

It’s fucking awesome.

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Beside it being awesome?

Nothing

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't see it.

He looks closer to Cyrax to me.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Because it's badass

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I forgot to mention this last week.

Kane’s theme is AWESOME. A mash-up remix of his two prior themes. Perfect.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

(EDIT)

The metal mask does kind of make Kane look like Cyrax from Mortal Kombat, though. (Someone Photoshop this, please.)

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey Ryder

Night Night, keep your butthole tight.

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Kane has yet to wrestle a match in that wig

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

I saw him wrestle Cena at a house show a couple of weeks ago.

by joliemadchen on Jan 9, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Kane talks like Samoa Joe

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

Were they married?

I thought they were just doing it in a limo

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome

Another Kane promo

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

So Kane's new gimmick

He is a hater?

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

Haters gonna hate.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be a fantastic gimmick in the right hands

Shame Chappelle can’t wrestle.

Gillberg...Gillberg...Gillberg...

by GoForthAndDie on Jan 9, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you seen Chappelle

He is looking like Batista

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Not since he ditched his show

Which, based on what little of Season 3 got out, he stopped at the right time.

Gillberg...Gillberg...Gillberg...

by GoForthAndDie on Jan 9, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Cena let's his haters

Be his motivators

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Been hittin'

the old Hateraide.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

silky johnson from hell

Twitter @iamroadmap

by Rod Mapada on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

With that hair?

Hell’s beautiful

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

is kane trying to make us stop booing Cena? That won’t work.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah...

Kane should not be allowed to talk anymore…

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Funniest skit EVER.

In Living Color is getting a reboot.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup. And Huge Booty Fly Girl J- on the Low Low.. wants in.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Te

They cannot reboot that show unless KIW, Jim Carrey & the rest of the legends are involved.

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Keenan is the one running it.. I hope Carrey is involved, but dude turned into a creeper. Google him.. he sent a weird you tube vid to some 18 yo actress.

I hope Damon Waynes is back though… he’s doing nothing these days.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome.

First thing he should do: GET DONALD GLOVER & ROB RIGGLE

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I...wait...what?

What kind of fucking Jedi mind tricks is Kane trying to do?

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Ha

Had to look it up but got it

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Good Evening Folks

I see Kane is still talking. So how bout them Broncos

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

They were AWESOME

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

23 points wont be enough to beat Mr. Brady!

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Ram’s are interviewing Broncs DC

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate Tebow

Wow, Kane’s promo is working

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You know he would be a great wrestler

Someone should write a post on that

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh you.

Damn genius

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha… and yes, he would be awesome. I expanded on a couple of your thoughts.

Bama w/ the fake field goal.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I dont know bout them, but how about that Tim Tebow and the other 52 guys he carries

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

So it’s kane’s turn this week to talk for 20 minutes…

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

A-GAIIIIIIN

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Embrace the hate?

Is WWE Creative ripping off lines from Little Nicky now?

/MediocreAdamSandlerReference

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

It’s still better than the shit he’s come out with recently.

by TMadeBurner on Jan 9, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Zack Ryder

Is a vessel of my vicarious adulation.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I need to go to bed early tonight, so WWE is trying to make sure I get as little wrestling as possible before I do.

by Dedywre on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

Well, that’s a flaw in the base premise of wrestling. All wrestling is is bullying and beating down your enemies.

by joliemadchen on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Replied to wrong comment.

by joliemadchen on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Kane was just eliminated

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

Kane should retire

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

Honestly, Kane...

Wrong tack there, bro.

I laid out a perfect point to strike at, and you’re missing it.

Honestly, are they evening try—oh, wait, of course they aren’t.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

*even

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Cena is doing a poor job rising above hate when his problem solving skills involve only “beat the Hell out of them”

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Cena is bullying Kane

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Be a star Kane

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I would like to point out

Kane looks like he lost a few pounds. Good for him. He already took care of his New Year’s Resolution

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

Meanwhile...

Cena still looks like Hoodrat G.I. Joe.

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Put your glove on his face already.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

I hope they both get thrown down some stairs.

by TMadeBurner on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

The hallway's blue!

…Da-ba-dee, da-ba-dai.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

lol yeah where’s barrett (or lesnar) when you need him?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

This is kind of going great.

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Love backstage brawls

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I thought

they might be going to see Mankind in the Boiler Room.

by TMadeBurner on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Was the hate consuming Cena when he picked up that weapon?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

lsu/ala has been bland so far

looks like i am not missing much

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Wow

That cardboard had to hurt! Cena almost jobbed to it. But hey, at least Hogan jobbed to a couch (supposedly)

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Activate Kane Power: Ninja Vanish to Hell!

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

It had to be done...

Kane: Hellfire no Jutsu! poof

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

KANE IS NOT BATMAN!!!!

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Even Stone Cold & Shawn Michaels are skipping Raw tonight.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

For a minute there, I thought Kane was going to run over Cena with the forklift.

Sing it with me, everyone: “He triiiiiiiied to kill me with a forklift!”

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Same here

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Cena with a crowbar?

Somewhere David Flair just hucked his remote at the tv.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Perhaps they’ll find Paul Bearer.

by bensix on Jan 9, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

I could have sworn there was an abyss hiding under one of those objects.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

No Abyss.

Just a black hole. shot for bad joke

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Well

That was ten minutes that I won’t get back

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:12 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Not gonna lie

I kinda missed that whole fight cause I was watching the comments. This was more interesting

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

OH WAIT!

They’re gonna show a replay. Thanks WWE!

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

They'll show at least 5 more replays

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

And here I thought...

That TNA was the only company that aired replays of something we just saw.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

It was better than last week’s opening

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

Catching a cold would be better than last weeks opening.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll agree to rise above hate if Cena agrees to rise above mediocrity.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

You all are the haters!

But talking trash about Kane, you’re embracing the very virtues he is espousing. Kane is in your head!

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

At least we're honest about our hypocrisy.

Unlike Cena. burn

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Like Jim Carrey’s character off Manson.. haha. w/ the tic tac toe on his forehead.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s an In Living Color-themed comment section!

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

So what message will this week’s Little Jimmy have for Miz?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

Kane spreads hate

Like a porn star spreads _____________

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

Mirth and good cheer

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Like a online porn spreads VD to your hard drive.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i want to like this Kane/Cena angle

but i can’t take Kane seriously with his latino heat pants.

by Dannie Ray on Jan 9, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

jobber time…who will it be?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

Jinder Mahal...

Will fack your ass and make you homble!

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

Facking piece of sheet

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Santino?

Come on

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:16 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I know there’s an innocent explanation for a wrestler who uses the imagery of a cross being referred to as “the Great White” but, still…

by bensix on Jan 9, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

Bama’s field goal is BLOCKED! 3-0 Bama.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

Haha dumb kickers

Keep the updates coming

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

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Sure will.

Bama 88 yds passing in 1st Q.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

What movie made a guy hold a jap in his ass, and if it fell out, he had to take a bite & they walk w/ it in his ass again. I can see Santino being bullied to do that.

Old School!

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Hells ya.. me too. Now those 2 sidekicks are just over played.. but that movie is classic

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

clerks 2

it was a pickle and it was the actor from my name is Earl

He knows the guy with the bandage on his ass is going no were. Were you going fucking no were

by Elstriko on Jan 10, 2012 12:47 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Santino always walks out with such confidence. I love it.

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

Power walking is funny, always

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

I like Santino but shouldn’t he not be involved with people we’re supposed to take seriously?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

Mahal has awesome music

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:17 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

You can hear it so clearly because the crowd is so quiet.

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

There is that

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Barret injured Orton?

Had not heard

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

Wait really?

It was kinda all over the pla…..oooohhh I see what you did there

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

At least he changed his shitty finisher.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

AAAAAHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK Goddamn Shit

Sorry this is my regular reaction to seeing Wade Barrett

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

first mention of twitter!

Take a shot, everyone.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

I think Barrett could be great but his gimmick is boring.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

AGREED

He needs a damn gimmick.

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Something with a bowler hat and a cane with a sword in it.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

John Steed

…and all he needs is an Emma Peel.

I nominate AJ.

Look up Emma Peel. And thank me later.

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

He has no gimmick

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Lasting 22 minutes is super impressive now?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

…That’s what she said?

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Jinx!

You own me a soda. [/Doofenschmirtz]

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm sure

Kanenite’s mom is impressed with that

/Joke

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Obvious setup is obvious

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Any chance that Jinder Mahal counters the cobra with some sort of snake charm?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 9, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

That’s a good one.. brilliant! Brilliant!

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Much appreciated, despite the lack of a counter in the end..maybe next time.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 9, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

LSU is playing tight.. not sure why. Can’t get the run going at all.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

When’s the last time Sheamus had a storyline? The summer?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

They should totally do a

Sectarian English/Irish conflict storyline with Sheamus

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Santino push, lmao

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

You know at some point Santino and Foley will double sock someone.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Will her mouth be BIG enough for both to enter?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Fail

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:21 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

smfh lol

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 9, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

So let me get this straight...

Not only did Santino pin someone, but he’s ripping off Mick Foley now?

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Santino does the fingerpole of doom every week?

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

I may.

As long as anyone who takes it too seriously is booked to lose a viagra on a pole match.

by bensix on Jan 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s all about fun, homie. People that take it too seriously will be jobbed out in horrible, wonderful ways.

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d throw my eggs at Vince instead of Cena

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Works for me

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

For it.

Sorry. I’m an Anglophile.

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Yes, Miz does look like Laryngitis’s illegitimate child.

by bensix on Jan 9, 2012 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

That’s an angle waiting to happen.

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

AAAHHHHHHHHH BRODIS BRODUS BRODUS

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

Brodus

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:22 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

So…I picked RAW over boring “smashmouth” SEC football. I don’t regret it because Johnny Ace was on my TV as soon as I looked.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

Also Brodus Clay might just be Miz's protection.

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe Miz should hire Carlito’s old bodyguard Jesus.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Johnny Ace is really growing on me.

by xDieseLx on Jan 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Johnny Ace just keeps getting more awesome.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Okay, gotta admit...

That was good line from J-Ace.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Big Johnny

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Job Thwagger

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

So underutilized…except for Jobbing.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Get on your knees?

More like get on your back!

(Pre-emptive “that’s what she said”.)

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope it’s Carlos Colon

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

Well Swagger vs Punk is certainly underwhelming. Hopefully whatever the main event is will be good.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe Chavo Guerrero is going to the HOF

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

did he buy a ticket yet?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait did you set up your own punch line?

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, that’s exactly what I did.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes you have to.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

That’s just the shit that’s stuck to him after his last few matches.

by bensix on Jan 9, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Hulk Hogan is still burnt shrimp orange

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't Mil Mascara being inducted?

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:25 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Last year or so.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Mark Henry’s son with Mae Young is going to be inducted into the Hall of Fame.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

He can do so many shadow puppets.

Oh man.. can you imagine Thing at the HOF.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

This

and mountaineers as Co-CotN

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Thing would probably induct him.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

so hands have sex organs now?

Twitter @iamroadmap

by Rod Mapada on Jan 9, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

In the US culture, sex isn’t identified… its a he.. unless its your b*tch ass car that won’t start.. then she gets cussed out & pimp slapped.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

And when you make time w/ your hand, don’t you imagine a woman hand? :)

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Anybody spoke to Y2J?

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

I tried, but...

I can’t read LED Jacket Morse Code.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe Nash is getting inducted into the HOF by Warrior.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

Anybody going to Wrestlemania this year?

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

Bayou Billionaires?

Just keep chipping away at my faith in humanity

by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 9, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

TWSS

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I like it

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Edge

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:28 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Edge in the Hall.

Somehow, I am not in the least-bit surprised.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

Toronto

I am. I thought they were going to save him next year for Toronto

by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 9, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow I figured they would wait for Mania to return to Canada for Edge’s HOF

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

Oh shit, gratz Edge

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 9, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

I like it.

I hope Christian inducts him… or Matt Hardy

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

Matt and Lita

That would make me want to see it

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Instead of giving a speech, he should celebrate by fucking the shit out of Lita

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

So if Edge is inducted by Christian...

Will Edge ask for Christian to have ONE MORE MATCH?

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

Edge is done for good

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant for Christian.

And now I’ve had to explain the joke, so it’s no longer funny.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Kinda of disappointed it wasnt Savage

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

The headliner's usually last.

So give it time.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

This

Savage will be the last one announced

by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 9, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

That goes to the Rock.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

But...

The Rock is back for good! [/snark]

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

should’ve inducted Edge when Mania is on Canada or something

Twitter @iamroadmap

by Rod Mapada on Jan 9, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

My favorite Edge moment: When he got Lita to show her boob on Raw. Oh…he was a pretty good wrassler as well.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

For the benefit of those with flash phtography

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

I wish Edge's first world title win was extremely clean without the MITB Contract, but ehh

Christian’s inducting him

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

Mason Ryan still works here?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

Miz was trying to score some Spice to get R-Truth suspended again.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

Zack Ryder's dad

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:31 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Who has a bigger set: Eve or Mason Ryan?

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

EVE

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

You can break out of Mark Henry’s bearhug with a solid motorboat…but most don’t do it because he sweats enough to fuel Lance Armstrong through 5 Tour de Frances.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

HA rec'd

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 9, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd

And now I’m following you on twitter. Damn that was funny

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

da fuck?

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Jan 9, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

Ryder seems to be rushing his promos

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

I think he's used to YouTube

Different timing involved. He’ll learn though

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Ryder still is scared of kanerape

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

In his defense

that is a terrifying prospect

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

My ear was Kaneraped during the open

but I carry on

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh oh, Kane has creepy rape face on.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

The second inductee is gonna be Chris Benoit

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

Who was Kane raping inside that door?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

Kane was raping the door. He’s like Pyramid Head now.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's not do the rape jokes.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jan 9, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I would HATE to ever have to do that to anyone here.

I love these comments. But rape stuff is a bit far. Even if WWE is kind of encouraging it.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jan 9, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Ryder, but he is a horrible actor

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

AHAHAHA

Wtf was that Kane?!??

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

Kane stalking Ryder is a little weird

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Oh God, he’s such a horrible actor.

by joliemadchen on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

What the fuck am I watching?

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

so why is kane stalking ryder?

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

He wants to avenge John Morrison's death

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

actually

Kane was behind the Morrison bombing, Zack is next.

by Dannie Ray on Jan 9, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Kane was a jomosapian? /or w/e the hell it was called

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s working with Ryder’s dad to get revenge

by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 9, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

LSU.. 1 1st down.. Bama 10.. but only 3 points… umm …6

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

So is kane already back to being a midcarder?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

Does anyone think Vince is confused & will show up in Toronto for Mania this year?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

This movie, Chronicle...

…Looks to be an accurate portrayal of what would happen if douchebags obtained telekinesis.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

Kane should bring back the Miz Girl to show Cena how to let the hate consume you.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

Who the fuck dyes their hair salt and pepper?

Come on…

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:35 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I hope Jeritroll comes out during this match.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

YEAH!~

WHOO! YEAH BABY! ALL RIGHT! WHOO! YEAH!

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

All of these men will carry gold.

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

No Evan Bourne hmm I wonder why

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

Oh..he’s from Ghana

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 9, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

um are they turning bryan heel?

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Jan 9, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

Still hoping for that

He would be a better heel…wait didn’t I say this before?

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

why???

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Jan 9, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like it

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

he’s better off as a heel than a bland face

Twitter @iamroadmap

by Rod Mapada on Jan 9, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Turned him heel

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think it's quite happened yet

Shockingly, they aren’t shoving it down our throat and just letting it happen organically. Which is fucking awesome. Loving this new character.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jan 9, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

At least the WHC got to come out second this week

by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 9, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

Random match is random

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:36 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

"Submit the wabbit, submit the wabbit..."

…Oh come on, you know you’re thinking it when Bryan comes out!

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

Bryan should get an obnoxiously large “WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION” shirt.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions  

That'd be awesome

@JayKlinkhammer
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by y2jayjk on Jan 9, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Bryan going heel is good but they probably need to keep the title on him for a while for it to really work well

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions  

I think a heel turn

Could mean he’ll make a run till Orton comes back

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You are probably right. I could see that match at mania for the title.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

If Bryan loses...

We will sit quietly and stew in our smarky furor.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

I wonder if Kofi Kingston went to the Miz School of Wrestling. Step 1: Tell people you are good wrestler when you aren’t. Step 2: Make people believe it. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

Cole please stop burying Danielson

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 9, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

Cole wasn't as bad

This week. Maybe a turn for the better?

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Still bad though

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 9, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice!

Great and fast win. THAT’S HOW YOU MAKE A CHAMP LOOK GOOD.

@JayKlinkhammer
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by y2jayjk on Jan 9, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

Oh man, I can’t watch the game or keep up here. I got a 4yo that called me & is in tears.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

Thank god.

Bryan needs a couple of those.

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

Now let him have a clean win over this guy!

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Big show looks like a giant nerd with that attire

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

And yet...

Cole says NOTHING about that.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Its his slimming attire.. its the new in thing w/ the stars.. women stars.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Bryan's about to own Big Show on the mic

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

why does the big show have world title plans?

shouldn’t he be retiring?

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Jan 9, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

He’s not the world’s largest athlete according to G-TV.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

daniel bryan… is awesome

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

If Show doesn't win this title

he won’t be able to play with his dogs.

@JayKlinkhammer
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by y2jayjk on Jan 9, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

Oh damn..I thought Jericho was doing a repeat performance from last week

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 9, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

I'm sorry...

But shouldn’t they be building to a big rematch at the next PPV? Especially since it’s a match with a gimmick?

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

Wait...nevermind...

That would make too much sense.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair point, but...

I think they’re trying to get weasel Bryan over ASAP. I assume we won’t get the real payoff for this until the rumble.

by King Oskar on Jan 9, 2012 9:46 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

What. The… Hell?

by King Oskar on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I was just gonna say

But I think they have all the buys with the RR, so they don’t feel the need

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Or they don't have that much confidence in Bryan to sell Rumble buys.

Then again, they haven’t exactly been giving him a solid chance, thanks to scripted sabotage.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Another title match, huh? Low ratings panic perhaps, but I’ll take it.

by King Oskar on Jan 9, 2012 9:43 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Anyone notice the sign in the crowd, "Captin Nerd"?

Michael Cole is dumbing down the youth of our nation.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 9, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

I disagree.

It’s our school systems that are doing that.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ya. Trying to educate kids. The nerve.

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

They’re not doing a very good job of it.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Disagree

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny you mention that, public school reform is the focus of my masters thesis.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 9, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Just clone 100 Geoffrey Canadas.

Boom, solved.

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Brodus Debut!!!!!

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

Lol Brodus Clay's long awaited debut LOLOLOLOLOL

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 9, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

Well there goes that bit

/throws out script for next post

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

If I ever win an honor or have to give a presentation, here is what will happen: “YEAHHH BABBYYYY! YEAH! YEAH!” Pause for applause, repeat, awkward silence, repeat, walk off stage.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

Dude, if I get speaking honors at my college graduation…it will happen.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and I will be trying to get a light-up graduation gown.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if Brodus

Is getting cozy with his Big Mac before his debut to calm his nerves

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

Is Big Show washed up?

I mean he hasn’t done anything different in the last 10 years, and he’s getting stale at 40.

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

Possibly

But as a big guy he really doesn’t have to do much

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Until Brodus steps into that ring and the bell sounds I am not buying it.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe Jericho will interrupt him.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

What will he say?

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Something along the lines of YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven’t thought that far ahead.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I don’t see him debuting either haha

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Say what you will about WWE, but at least they can be safe in the knowledge that they aren’t the worse show on USA.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

I think Johnny is trolling us. His Twitter is too excited about it.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

So in the week after the Jeri-troll...

…We’ll have the Johnny-troll?

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Henry Interference

Anyone else see them booking Henry to interfere in the match at the behest of Bryan?

by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 9, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

D-Mark will rise!!

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

With Edge going in I wonder if Rock is not going in this year now?

The Legend

by KJ Brophy on Jan 9, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe Edge wanted to go in with Rock.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course not!

After all, he’s “back to stay”! [/snark again]

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Randy Savage is gonna be induvted into the HOF

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

If not Macho Man then perhaps Macho Dragon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bifmj1O3D24

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Oh my god. Here we go. JOHNNY TROLL.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Good times, good times

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 9, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Wait, what?

Is that his gimmick?

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Planet Funk?

The Funkasaurus?

…So he’s been training with Dory Jr. and Terry, then.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

I hope I’m not watching this

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT. HOLY SHIT. I’M GONNA SHIT. OH MY GOD.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Brodus Clay

wut

The 984 Has Spoken!

by The984 on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

I am literally cackling...

Don’t know if that’s good or bad.

by bensix on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

...Oh God

What. The. Fuck? Have we been fucking trolled?

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

the hell lol..please tell me this is a joke

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

Holy Fuck! UNEXPECTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

Mr. Excitement strikes again!

by xDieseLx on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

The entire arena is dead silent.

…I don’t blame them.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

REMINDS ME of MILLER

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

This...is...AMAZING!!!

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

WORTH IT WORTH IT FUCKING WORTH IT

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

I was down with The Cat’s James Brown gimmick.

by King Oskar on Jan 9, 2012 9:52 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

What was the name of that fine little woman with the Cat at one time?

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 9, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

No idea

those brain cells must be dead. I’ll look it up in a bit.

by King Oskar on Jan 9, 2012 10:02 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I love this in the worst way possible

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

what the fuck is this?

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Patrick Willis. He only has two needs: tackling people and finding people to tackle.

by 49erLou on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

The Funkasaurus

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Lance Storm is cringing.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

FUNKTASTIC?

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

Why are they torturing this guy? Because he said something about them using his idea for a gimmick on Mark Henry?

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

Curt Hawkins gets cut after this.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

That was who I was thinking about..minus Rikishi

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 9, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait wasn't he supposed to be a monster heel or did I miss something?

P4P TOP 5 1. Nick Diaz 2. Nate Diaz 3. Fedor 4. Overeem 5. Junie Browning … Also Nate AND Nick will both be champions of thier respective brackets. Dont Fuck With Mean Mug he will make you slob all over your most hated fighters knob 209 BITCHES!!!!!!

by Cyclonejoker on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

Is this bad or good?

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

wwe is getting really good at trolling us

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Patrick Willis. He only has two needs: tackling people and finding people to tackle.

by 49erLou on Jan 9, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

Wow

They’ve turned Brodus Clay into P.N. News.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

Ernest “The Cat” Miller. Somebody call my mama!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Couldn’t have asked for anything better

by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 9, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

Its like when One Man Gang became Akeem

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

I don't know whether or laugh or cry over this.

…I think I might do both.

(Pre-emptive TWSS)

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

Best. Intro. Ever.

I’ll buy that man a Royale with cheese

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

So you got the Jungle Boogie vibe as well?

by King Oskar on Jan 9, 2012 9:54 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

So what about all those bad guy promos we saw?

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 9, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

I am so happy right now.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

Did Brodus just call a suplex loudly?

Maffew was right. Everybody talks…too much.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

I was just about to say something about this

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 9, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't even wanna comment anymore

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

Your winner. . .Brodus Clay!

YO BABY YO BABY YO!

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

This. Is. Too. Perfect.

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

Broda-troll.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

This is awesome

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

RIP PG era. The Troll Age is upon us.

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by Rod Mapada on Jan 9, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

Now we just need...

Raw to change its theme to Limp Biskit.

…Actually, on second thought, that’d be even worse than Nickelback.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Cannot agree

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

i love the music so much

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Patrick Willis. He only has two needs: tackling people and finding people to tackle.

by 49erLou on Jan 9, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

time for more rape

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

It’s FAT FLASH FUNK

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

And Zack Ryder STILL has the worst gimmick in the WWE.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

Nope

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Kane stalking ZR in the bathroom

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Jericho..and now this lol. Geno is going to have one hell of a time writing a recap

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 9, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

WTFFFFF

i was sitting alone watching and i was still to sick to watch…had to turn the channel

by THR1LLHOUSE on Jan 9, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

Rikishi + Godfather + Sexual Chocolate + Ceelo Green =

Brodus Clay.

I am so confused right now. All I know is if this is real— LOL!! If not— LOL!!

SOMEBODY CALL MY MAMA!!

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Chunkasaurus

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Pornstar spanish

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

Oh god...

We are seriously not doing the Warrior-in-the-mirror thing again, are we?

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

Punk checking out Rosa

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Culo!

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

SI

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

puta madre!

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by Rod Mapada on Jan 9, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Can’t wait got the Brodus worm. The slug?

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Somebody Call My Momma

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

That segment with Brodus needed Booker on commentary

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

Whoaaa

Mah boy B-Clay

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Michael Cole’s Ultra whiteness makes it better

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL?

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Brodus is like a Family Guy joke

So ridiculous you assume its funny

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

Did you see the one last night?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Thought is was a rerun and didnt dvr it

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

CM PUNK/DANIEL BRYAN/BRODUS CLAY

BEST WRESTLERS IN WWE.

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by y2jayjk on Jan 9, 2012 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe they already had too many serious monster heels (Kane, Henry) so they didn’t want Brodus to be the third one like that.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

I dunno.

Somehow, I see is like someone giving Samoa Joe a Riddler gimmick to go with Sting’s Joker gimmick—OH GOD I JUST GAVE TNA IDEAS DIDN’T I?

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Funkasaurus going to food with Count Chocula or Frankenberry?

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

no it is not possible

what is this question? I don’t even…

by SuperFancyMan on Jan 9, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Or Brodeus Clay just does their job better. First the hall of pain and now this

by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 9, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Broadus being a better booker than the writing team.

I don’t know if I like this prospect, or if this scares me.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

No one is really watching.. no offense.. the game is going to do HUGE numbers.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really.

That game is terrible and it’s on ESPN. Won’t be all that, although it should hurt Raw’s numbers, no doubt.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jan 9, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It was last time I looked.

So was Planet Funk.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jan 9, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Clay proves...

He really is a throw back & the best creative has going right now is his mind.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

Not gonna lie....

I was like….WHAT….and then I wanted that fedora. That shit was FLY.

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Brodus Clay's awesome of failed "repackaging"...

Next will be Brodus Clay “The Handbanana”.

ALL I KNOW IS BALL…AND GOOD…AND RAPE.

TONIGHT….YOU!

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I agree...

"All I know is good and ball and RAPE!"

by mad_dog_maddux on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Dude, clearly Brodus Clay represents the woman in the Jericho promos. The light-up jacket matches with the disco ball! FUCKING BRILLIANT!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

Brodus Clay reminds me that Vince still has some genius left.

Everyday I'm Russelin'

by noobmaster on Jan 9, 2012 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

Woo it's thwagger time

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 9, 2012 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

We’re gonna get a good match here. Thank goodness, halftime.

LSU wakes up & wins.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

God

Vickie is smoking hot!

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

Chris Jericho's closing the show.

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

10 minutes of silence then

still better then everything else on RAW is BORE

by SuperFancyMan on Jan 9, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah...Funkasaurus

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:57 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Somebody Call My Momma

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Not watching the bulls game?

….neither am I.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 9, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

That is one of the better intros

Shame it’s wasted

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

Best. Gimmick. Ever.

by cheames on Jan 9, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

How pissed do you think Nick Saban is that he missed the Funkasaurus? I’ll bet he throws a tantrum at halftime.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Haha I'm sure he's got that shit on DVR

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

what the

Literal fuck. Brodus clay. I still can’t tell if I love it or hate it. But wow

Now, "wait 'till next year" looks like "Watch out for next year!" GO LEAFS GO!

by AB_Positive on Jan 9, 2012 9:57 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

You hate it because its not what you’ve been expected.. you love it because its AWeSOME

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Perfectly worded

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I just imagined Jack Swagger as the funkasaurus… awesome

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

Swagasaurus

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Poor Jack Swagger

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:58 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Jericho interruption?

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 9, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

Nope

Johnny Ace interruption.

WWE is trolling HARD.

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

The Brodus thing was insane and bizarre and seemed like epic trolling. But I don’t think I want to see that crap every week.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Moment of realization...

If CM Punk goes heel, knowing the real intent of his theme song, it would actually fit better.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Would of been relevant for the SES

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Indeed it would have.

Hindsight: 20/20. Foresight: MYOPIC.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It already fits. The real life man’s portrayed character for the fans .

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 9, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed.

I was just pointing out that the meaning would take a higher meaning if Punk should eventually go back to heeldom.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

A heel is too obvious! As a face it’s perfect in a meta way! The people are supposed to cheer. It’s the intent.

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 9, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

God. I LOVE YOU JOHNNY ACE!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

It's official Laurinaitis is over,

CM Dunk?

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Zolph Ziggler

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 9, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

So Brodus Clay is the 21st century P.N. News?

Because the first one went over soooo well…

Gillberg...Gillberg...Gillberg...

by GoForthAndDie on Jan 9, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

21st century Flash Funk

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Thaaaaaaank you

Theres plenty of room on the Ace train

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Cena and Ziggler?

…Welp, Ziggy’s screwed.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

BRODUS No. 1 worldwide on Twitter.

AWESOME.

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by y2jayjk on Jan 9, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

drink drink drink

keep drinking, they are almost done wait “Twitter twitter, trend”

by SuperFancyMan on Jan 9, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually...

Their mentions of Twitter haven’t been as egregious this week.

Either that or I’m tuning them out.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha.. I will be later when I watch on DVR.. having a couple cold ones w/ the game though. Hope it gets exciting soon.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet he smoked out w/ him & Snoop

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

So the real reason he wasn't debuting...

Was he was suspended for 30 days?

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Swagger could be a scary MMA prospect with his wrestling pedigree and length.

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

my friends and I were just having this discussion the other day..I imagine he’s making far more money doing this.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 9, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

They must pay him boatloads to job every week.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Seeing the Cougar necklace..

Makes me miss Lay-Cool. both parts equally. Loved those ladies.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

I have now figured out who Johnny Ace is texting.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

everyone!

Johnny texts everyone, he is an important business man.

by SuperFancyMan on Jan 9, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

He texted himself!

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

....

…you can’t be serious, man…

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Layla was nice

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Pretty girl

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Gotta love Spanish Moroccan girls

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

He is no Wade Barrett

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

If he didn't

I would be asking you if you had a pulse

by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 9, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

i have given up

"with a good physique and explosiveness anybody can perform a takedown"
-RoBerto

by Lesnar's striking coach on Jan 9, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

Not if you’re Lesnar’s striking coach…

by bensix on Jan 9, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

That was a crazy weekend that ended sadly….too Brock won’t even train for a long time. I’ll be hitting up Rothwell MMA for a long time it seems.

"with a good physique and explosiveness anybody can perform a takedown"
-RoBerto

by Lesnar's striking coach on Jan 9, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Can we pLEASE..

get a Vicky ass shot in those pants.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

I prefer her in a thin dress.. she has a nice backside.

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 9, 2012 10:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Eh...No

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Dolph Ziggler

Spirit Squad represent.. MICKEY!!

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 9, 2012 10:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

anyone else still thinking about Brodus?

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Patrick Willis. He only has two needs: tackling people and finding people to tackle.

by 49erLou on Jan 9, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

How can we not be?

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

He was just too funky for us

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nah, I’m think about Kaitlyn eating some ice cream.

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Im download that song off ITunes

Solidly stuck in my head

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I was from Planet Funk

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

You do realize...

He’s never going to be a main-eventer with that gimmick, right?

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Dusty Rhodes

If he can main event, Clay can do it too

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

…I fail to see how this gimmick equates to Dusty’s. Funkasaurus versus All-American Man? Bananas and oranges, man.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck do I care

I want him to stay midcard forever with it

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

lol this

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Patrick Willis. He only has two needs: tackling people and finding people to tackle.

by 49erLou on Jan 9, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't want him headlining anything, to be honest

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

is Planet Funk in the WWE Universe?

I’m not sure he is allowed to compete if he comes from the Funky Freshest part of the Funkerverse

by SuperFancyMan on Jan 9, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Raw is Ace.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

Raw is Funk

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Punk actually needs 2 segments to beat Swagger?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

yup

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 9, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

He was only hoping Punk didn’t scare Johnny Ace and cause him to drop his phone.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It feels like I’m watching three different wrestling shows that were randomly cut together for Raw.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

Second

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

So...

A poorly localized Hong Kong movie then?

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, Raw does make more sense than Tony Jaa’s “The Protector”

“You killed my father! And you stole my elephant!”

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Gina Carano...

she’s in a new movie.. will we see full nudity?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

no

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Who got busted roids? that’s sad.

I wonder if Punk left Beth when he saw her stickin a needle in her ass?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Beth wasn’t on ’roids. cries and rocks back & forth

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha! for both sentences.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not sure they are? If I was betting one Dollar Canadian, I would bet on Beth & roids before Steph & fake Titaies!

But, Steph’s fakies make her look better.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if Beth’s Roids come from Canada or Mexico.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

And Brodus Clay isn't funky

Yeah, okay

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Let me have my denial

Her & Nattie…got blood transfusions from Bruce Banner. Yeah, that’s it.

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha.. then wouldn’t they turn green & angry, not just angry w/ bad promos?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Once upon a time...

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

lol win

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Patrick Willis. He only has two needs: tackling people and finding people to tackle.

by 49erLou on Jan 9, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Panic on Funkatron!

SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA!

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+1

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 9, 2012 10:12 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I see the resemblance

They were indeed from Planet Funk

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

In NY

Brodus Clay and Flash Funk are trending…woo

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

I just tweeted Funkasaurus

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Johnny Ace thinks Michael Cole is going a good job as commentator.

writes down “John Laurenitis” on his Shadow Shoot target list

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

Swagger screaming just sounded like softcore porn gone hardcore by accident.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

Didn’t Cena also beat Swagger in like 2 moves last week?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe they're...

gasp Actually trying to put Swagger back over through one of the best workers in the company?

…Nah.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone needs to go up against Ryder

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Regarding The Cat's valet...

She was “Ms. Jones”, aka Chameleon of the Nitro Girls. Real name, Carmel Macklin and native of Pittsburgh (so I have that going for me, which is nice). Went on to feature in “Love & Orgasms”, a 2003 motion picture release.

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Ah…Ms.Jones. That’s right. Thanks! Think I’m gonna look up that Love & Orgasms movie. Curiosity.

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 9, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Research

Very important.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLOL, Ref botched.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Someone call Maffew!

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

who the hell botched?

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

Ref

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 9, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

Pin fail botch

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:14 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Derp?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 9, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

ref was distracted by thoughts of brodus

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

this

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Patrick Willis. He only has two needs: tackling people and finding people to tackle.

by 49erLou on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

That was odd….

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

So it wasnt a botch?

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

who knows. Punk did look pissed.

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Scientists have found a planet made entirely out of diamond. No doubt, that is Planet Funk.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

why are they replaying this? is this part of the storyline or is was this botched? got damn

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Cole kinda saved that

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Swagger was supposed to take the pin?

Or was that intentional?

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All Punks matches have those glitches.. that’s his gimmick.. when its all “artistic” it makes it less real.. less gritty.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

If Laurenitis is going to be impartial...

Then I’m going to be the WWE Champion next week.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Randomly..

Today I was thinking about how Heenan used to bash the Bushwackers. I miss Heenan.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

You saved me from going to hell…lol

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

That’s what I call Marine Biology? hahahah Yeah…Cena.

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

i just gotta say this is really the first RAW thread I've had the pleasure of joining

you guys are fucking hilarious

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Patrick Willis. He only has two needs: tackling people and finding people to tackle.

by 49erLou on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Big game next weekend. Will be a good one for sure. Love Willis.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

should be a good one

I’m not afraid to admit I have a huge man-crush on Willis lol

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Patrick Willis. He only has two needs: tackling people and finding people to tackle.

by 49erLou on Jan 9, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Next year they need to draft a running back. A guy like James from Oregon to split carries.. I love Gore.. he’s from Miami.. but he needs split carries now.

Willis is stud.. he could win MVP ala Ray Lewis.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I usually work on Monday nights and don't get home in time

to join in. I hope to be able to join in more, this is fun.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Patrick Willis. He only has two needs: tackling people and finding people to tackle.

by 49erLou on Jan 9, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

You better.. don’t make us get your fired from your job.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

That reminds me of a joke

Something something something so I said that wasn’t a muffin, my girlfriend has a yeast infection!

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

We caught them midconversation

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

lol, i dont feel so lame now

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Reminds me of Patton Oswalt’s story about the heroin addicted stand up comic who would black out mid-joke and then wake up to tell the punch line..only this..this was somehow more tragic.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

RECTUM?

damn near killed em!

I piss excellence

by NYC Jim347 on Jan 9, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

OH god. Fucking Twitter.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Why do I feel like old-school Kane is behind every dubstep song?

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

I hate this Twitter shit

@JayKlinkhammer
jayklinkhammer.tumblr.com

by y2jayjk on Jan 9, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

R Truth and Kane

Brodus and Jericho

The stalkers and trolls portion of the program

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Mea culpa.

I take back what I said about their lack of Twitter shoutouts.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

This Dubstep

Or Dark Electronica or whatever… Must be language.

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Does anyone else walk around humming this song loud enough for others to hear?

by King Oskar on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

No.

No I don’t.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course not. What kind of weirdo do you think I am? I walk around playing it on the kazoo.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously

Warrior in a “Dr. Phil” gimmick is a license to print money.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Noooi000oo Smoking

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

The promo for WWE Network...

Is failing. It’s making me want the WWE Network less, were that possible.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Would rather have stalker Kane than Stalker Sting.. which TnA has done 13×.. which of course was a WcW copy.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

Sorry pup, we’ll make sure your offspring get good homes.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Ain't my dog

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Bye bye dawg

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

WWE '13

Brodus Clay on the cover— let’s do it

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

FUNKASAURUS edition.

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 9, 2012 10:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I want the WWE to pull a bigger troll job and offer a special edition case with Johnny Ace on the cover for free. Then when people play it, it is just Johnny Ace rickrolling with his thumbs up picture. It would be the best trolljob ever.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

DLC

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I figured it out. The 2nd HOF inductee will be Brodus Clay.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Just because he is awesome.

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 9, 2012 10:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Ah, Bellas

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:23 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

5:1

HHH has his way with Ryder after Kane is done with him

by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 9, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

Wait

Ricardo speaks English now?

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

Was thinking the same

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Reminds me of the old Heenan line about Tito Santana

“He’s like a cue ball. . .the harder you hit him, the more English you get out of him.”

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Nigel Mcguiness used the same line with El Generico

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

In other news...

Be A Star also won the award for most ironically hypocritical social media movement of 2011.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

Woo!

Love seeing Ricardo/Chimera

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

he just told him to go to the ring and tell racist jokes

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

But..but..the be a star campaign makes it ok!

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Ricardo speaks English! And so well. I seriously had no idea.

by joliemadchen on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

Aw, man

I went to help someone with something and brush my teeth, so I missed Brodus Clay. Hope that goes up on YouTube, it sounds bizarre.

by Dedywre on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

Ricardo is more badass than Miz. Did you see that fall he took at TLC?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

I felt it from my couch.

by joliemadchen on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Y'all are RAYCESS!

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

Miz will always look like the villain of an 80’s teen comedy

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

pre-teen.. like Scooby Doo

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Why does ricardo have no accent?

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

YES!!!!!!

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

OH FUCK YES

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

Awesome! The Horsemen!

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

Oh shit

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

Hey WWE…Chris Benoit just got de facto inducted.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

On the other hand...

So did Paul Roma and Mongo McMichael.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s their secret plan

Twitter @iamroadmap

by Rod Mapada on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s J-E-Double F, J-A-Double R-E-Double T. That’s Double J, Jeff Jarrett.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah.

No one gives a fuck about Jeff Jarrett anymore. Except maybe Karen, and even that’s debatable.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting

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WWE just hitting all the right notes with me tonight.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

Oh hell yeah!

Steve McMichael deserves this honor! About time!

The 984 Has Spoken!

by The984 on Jan 9, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

isnt flair in tna?

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

He's also...

Already inducted.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Arm Anderson’s glasses were PUMP

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I HATE YOU, AUTOCORRECT!!!!!!!!!

by King Oskar on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

ARN!!!!!!!!

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

So

No Paul Roma, then?

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

those last few incarnations of the horsemen dont count

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

OMG, does Shawn Michaels have a wasting disease or something?

by joliemadchen on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

NEVER MIND THAT SHIT

HERE COMES MONGO

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

4 in one

How’s that work?

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:28 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

The same way inducting tag team works...

Very carefully.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I saw this one movie once. . .

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Will Ric show up to induct?

Will Flair be the 1st double inductee?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

OK..

I had a topic in fan posts about the HOF inductions.. someone said 4 Horsemen. Good stuff.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

Ricardo is awesome

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:28 PM EST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

OK.

I’m sold on Ricardo.

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Greatest. Fucking. Dozens. Ever.

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Bundy is the champ.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Poor Ricardo

I feel bad for him. But damn this should be fun

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

Ricardo is KILLING it.

by joliemadchen on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Oh Ricardo..

You had me at wet donkey.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

No reaction for truth, lame ass crowd

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Going to be one hell of a HOF class

by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Cut out the intro

And this is an amazing Raw

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Agreed

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

it has been entertaining as hell

by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Crazy Truth

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Hip hop Truth was meh.

Crazy Truth heel was good.

Crazy Truth face is tremendous

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked heel, but face needs more time

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

something tells me truth is actually f*cked up

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

he smokes Spice.. of course he is.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Synthetic drugs.

Stick to the all-natural stuff, Ron-Ron.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Will Ric show up to induct?
Will Flair be the 1st double inductee?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

Nah.

They’ll probably put JJ Dillon in instead.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s an interesting choice, though, since Flair is in TNA and the Horsemen are synonymous with Flair.

by joliemadchen on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Will Flair’s contract be up then?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

No clue. Does anyone know?

by joliemadchen on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it just me...

…Or does R-Truth sound sarcastic?

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

Little Jimmy is funky fresh

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Ricardo has already sang La Cucaracha..

Del Rio made him do it like, a year ago.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

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From the

DIAYAPHRAM!

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

REMIX!

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

When Del Rio turns on him

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

How is he as a wrestler?

Luchador style?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MDef5JUtlI

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting and ironic note...

The real original words to “La Cucaracha”?

Reference to smoking dope.

“Marijuana por tokar”.

Truth, you make me lol.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

Truth is such a nut.. haha

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

I don't know bout everyone here

But damn it this has been (for the most part) a very fun episode of RAW

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

Completely agree. I’m digging it.

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Be a star, Truth

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Its like they said fuck it. We know the game is going to pull most of the viewers. And its amazing because of it

by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Raw has had more offense so far

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

It's working

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I don’t know. I would be very angry if I paid to go see this show live.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe WWE creative is using Spice?

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 9, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah man, this is the work of shrooms.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Miz ran away like a scalded dog!!!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

JERI-TROLL

Bring 4-Chan down! For those about to troll…

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

Ugliest Interception since..

Neil O’Donald in the Superbowl.

But the QB made one hell of a tackle.

LSU threw the pick. 12-0 in the mid 3rd

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

That Bama player got McGahee’d

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh no.. that McGahee hit was so bad.. I couldn’t watch it.. of course Imma Miami fan.

But the QB used the horsetackle w/ no flag.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, I hope LSU, Bama and OSU get #1 votes

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

In other news…some site has free sumo wrestling streaming. Kind of want to get into this shit.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

http://sumo.goo.ne.jp/eng/hon_basho/torikumi/eizo_haishin/eizo2.html

For info, go to puroresuspirit.com and their sumo corner.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't care what anyone says

This Raw and last week’s have been fun to watch whether good or bad.

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by y2jayjk on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

Well, we know DB is the champ until March now

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

What makes you say that?

by joliemadchen on Jan 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

The MSG house show commercial

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

When Brodus was dancing it up (and may I say, he was AMAZING), I seriously wondered if I was dreaming.

by joliemadchen on Jan 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

I’ve never had that happen in my dreams.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I want that Everyone Taps T-Shirt.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

Jericho

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Jericho!!!!

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

Just got off the phone with Chris,

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

Jeri-troll time.

You know you love it!

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

The jacket

I must have one.

Where does he shop?

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

This

Is perfect

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I call for a 'Shop image on myself?

I want a gif of this now, with Jericho’s head ‘Shopped over the Men’s Wearhouse guy.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Let’s see if he has the Jerichojones to pull off the trolling yet again

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

He's gonna troll again

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

YEAHHH! YEAH BABY!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

time for more trolling

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

Wooo Yeahh

Wooing! Come on!!!

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YEAH COME OOOOON BABY!!!

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

Would rather see Chris than another..

Bama FG.

Is this the last segment?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

Nope

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

This then Divas

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Which will somehow

Turn into a schmozz involving Ryder, Cena, and Kane.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Did Punk beat Swagger?

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

25 minutes of Jericho trolling and not saying anything?

That would be quite the troll job.

The 984 Has Spoken!

by The984 on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s still not going to say anything.

by joliemadchen on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

Easy prediction w/o a mic in hand!

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve never been so excited to watch somebody do nothing before.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

Looks like an exact replay of last week so far.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

I love how his titantron is now just him doing his trolljob. So great.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

LOL

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Patrick Willis. He only has two needs: tackling people and finding people to tackle.

by 49erLou on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

I never knew I could be so angry and smile at the same time.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

Jeri-troll

Part two! Now with more WOO!

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Jericho needs to come out with a t-shirt cannon

And then do the play the crowd routine.

by King Oskar on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

And all the T-shirts say Parasite

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No, plain white shirts

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

No shirts

Just confetti.

by King Oskar on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

maybe he’ll host the kiss-cam

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

i hope he doesn't talk

this is amazing.

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by 49erLou on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

I just realized he has LEDs on the sleeves, too!

Didn’t notice that last week.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

Wish I had that jacket

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Atleast Jericho's music still holds it's epic value.

Ever since he debuted on RAW.. I still get that rush. Kinda’ like when you hear: “You think you know me…” When Edge comes out.

Just mark out.

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Boo, this sucks!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

Poochy Vs Jericho..

Who ya got?

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by RonSwanson on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

AWESOME.

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by y2jayjk on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

Let the jacket do the talking

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

LOL

Jericho is a genius

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

I have a theory

I think he’s trying to prove that he can get a bigger pop than The Rock…without even talking.

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

Is he. . .is he crying!?

THERE’S NO CRYING ON RAW!!

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Only every other week.

by joliemadchen on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Jericho...is pregnant?

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He got Kharma preggo

Perfect angle.

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Mae Young hand

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I would think...

…That his wife would have something to say about that, though.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahahahahaha

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

OMG!

He’s playing this up for all it’s worth!

I love you, Chris Jericho (NO HOMO)!

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

lol looks like he keeps saying

why? like why are you people still cheering me?

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Patrick Willis. He only has two needs: tackling people and finding people to tackle.

by 49erLou on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

He did seem amazed that they were still cheering him even though he is jsut trolling

by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

LEAVE RYDER ALONE!

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

YES! OH FUCK YES!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

Jericho just realized that Cena is not turning heel.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

Scene!

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

I want to slam my ham in your can wo-man.

Sceeene.

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

OMFGWTFBBQ

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by BattleMoses on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

Ah, this is pretty funny

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

He is overwhelmed!!!!

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

I got that jacket it's in red and white.

It needs 4 AA Batteries

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

cant stop laughing…

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

Jericho is just upset the WWE won’t admit that Paul Roma is now a HOF’er.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

Same thing, new spin.

And IT STILL WORKS!

Forget Trips/Taker-level. Jericho’s on a level of overness completely his own now.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

Jericho vs. Broomstick at Wrestlemania?

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

FUCK TO THE YES!~

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

He is like Oni in SSFIVAE.

He just ascended past Shin.

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 9, 2012 10:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

haha

jericho dont need to speak

by Sonnyshit on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

He’s going through every return cliche in the book right now.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

What else is left?

Running through the crowd next week?

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

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Then welcomed by some of the roster

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

What's next?

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Other wrestlers need to step their game up

Jericho just put everyone on notice

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

He did that in 99.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

With the Saskatchewan Spinning Nerve Hold?

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

It was the Three-Handled Moss-Covered Family Grudunzel

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was...

Mr. Salty.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Armbar!

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If I can get a Jericho-Johnny Ace tag team, I will just jump in the casket to be buried because I’ll die the happiest man alive.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

So glad Chris let his emotions flow tonight,

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

I suppose I’m mostly alone on this one but I think this show is pretty bad so far. Way too much bad WWE comedy.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

You, sir, need more funk

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

i could use some classic terry funk at this point

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

Its like I don’t even know you

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Chris Jericho just pretty much matched CM Punk's shoot...

…without even saying a word. I guess we know who’s the winner here is.

by Sir Ingenious on Jan 9, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

Real-time reactions from some kid I know's Facebook.

His status:

Seriously though Y2J crying in the ring…. Get real man

Comment from his pal:

He’s retiring

His response:

good hes not good

This is why I fucking love Jericho.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

jericho

i was dying!! he is too much!

I piss excellence

by NYC Jim347 on Jan 9, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

So who comes back for Royal Rumble?

Jake The Snake Roberts or Rock?

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 9, 2012 10:50 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

So...

We’re not missing anything then.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Not in the least.. well from LSU.. anyway.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Or 'Bama, either.

…Yeah, I’m not a fan of the BCS. Or its championship that means less than the Butterfly Belt.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow a divas segment?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

PSYCH!

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Ah Eve

Because you’re taking Gracie Jiu-Jitsu, I want you to triangle choke me

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

Naked

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Kane

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Did they change Eve's theme?

Or am I just used to her coming out to Kelly Kelly’s theme like she has for the last six months?

The 984 Has Spoken!

by The984 on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

ah ok she’s the new katie vick

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

Koko B. Ware in the mothersucking building

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

Oh shit

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

ITS GOTTA BE KANE!

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Patrick Willis. He only has two needs: tackling people and finding people to tackle.

by 49erLou on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

EVE vs KANE! GREATNESS!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

LODLASDOLSADLSDD.

OH GOD, YES. YES. YES. YES.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

OMG YES.

YES….YES..YES…DO IT WWE. DO IT DO IT DO IT AND I WILL FORGIVE YOU FOR SCREWING AMY OVER.

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

lol at this…

JUST RUN

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

RUN EVE RUN

SEE NO EVIL PART 2

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

Well that was still longer than your average divas Raw match

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

Wait a minute...

Is Eve’s real name Katie Vick? …Or Amy Dumas?

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

holy shergwegsdrfgsdfgsdf
gsdgsafsd
afsa

I’m dying. This is it.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

lol stay in the car?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

what weirdness tonight!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahahah reallyyyy!!!

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, are you kidding me?

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

So this is a bad horror movie?

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

Yes! It’s a LOT of things!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

This is ruhtahded

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

he didn't even put the car on a jack

ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO?

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Patrick Willis. He only has two needs: tackling people and finding people to tackle.

by 49erLou on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

There’s a reason she asked him if he knew what he was doing.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 9, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

TOOLS! TOOLS! TOOLS! I don’t know them.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol

That was pretty funny

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I think my brain just broke from the WTF overload.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

Ryder

Is about to get ridden…into hell?

by MMA42 on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

is Satan a homo? Is that why he was sent to hell?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Be a star Raw

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m not trying to bully, just pointing out the philosophy of some religions. And laughing at them

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

have you ever watched southpark?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I watched the Mohammed ones.. they were funny, but its hard to get into them for me. Not a stoner.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

im not a stoner either and its my favorite show. satan is a great character on that show btw.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, I'm sure you'll have no problem

Getting that tired off there without jacking the car up first.

Seriously, the kids from the Friday the 13th movies are saying to themselves, “Dude, that guy’s an idiot.”

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

If I know my horror movies, a somewhat graphic sex scene between Ryder and ever is next

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

Eve*

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

How would Zack take the tired off without a jack?

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it’s the Troll Age of professional wrestling. anything’s legit now

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by Rod Mapada on Jan 9, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

That's how you do it on the LI

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Great minds and such and such…

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Keyword: MIGHT.

If AJ comes out dressed up like Dorothy while eating an ice cream cone…then it’ll be my favorite.

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

She's never on RAW

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Watch out Ryder

Kane will give you the reacharound

FROM HELL!!!!

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Ryder will get "surprised"

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Miguel Torres rec’d from his van.

by TMadeBurner on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

No handbanana?

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Neither.

Heidenreich will come back and rape Ryder in Kane’s place.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

You think you know me?

ON THIS DAY! I SEE CLEARLY!

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

For once, I won’t be threaten w/ being banned. And I’ve been banned before, its not so much fun.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice job, do we have some streak of heidenreich rape references going on here?

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Guys

let’s not do the rape jokes. Please, no rape jokes. Even if WWE is stupidly kind of encouraging it.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

On this day...

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 9, 2012 10:56 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Wow

10:56 means one short/irrelevant main event

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Biggest ever. Bigger than the biggest of last week.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Kane will smash Eve b4 Ryder

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

You can’t be much of a horror movie if everything is lit so bright

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

LOLOLOL.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

If this were any of Kane's horror movies..they'd be dead as disco by now.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

Eve is a horrible actor,

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

They could have called a cab and have been picked up by now.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Clearly he is going through his DVR real quick to see the Funkasaurus…

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Ryder found the jack!

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

Well, there's the jack...

Maybe if Zack has trouble, Eve can help him get the jack off. …Wait…

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

Ha!

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Man,,,,,

Ziggler is all kinds of awesome

by Dannie Ray on Jan 9, 2012 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

Reflective tights aren't cool

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Remind me of the old hotwheels that changed colors when you moved it around in the light. But was so cheap because you couldn’t keep that AWESOME dark purple.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s so everyone can see themselves in Ziggler’s trunks.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Cena sliced Ryder's tires

Heelturn’d

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POTN

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

It does when we have the funk

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I mean Cena's good, but he's no Dolph Ziggler

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

No, stay away. There’s no room on that sack left for you. All mine. ALL MINE.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

tire is flat!

why dont they just buy a new car!?

by Sonnyshit on Jan 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

They’re really not trusting Punk in the main event.

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

Cena will be the main event until his body falls apart.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear Dolph Zigger

You are doing good, my son. No go forth and win many championships.

Love,

Mr. Perfect (your REAL father)

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

Was Perfect a mailman when he was injured?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

It was the 80's....

those guys got more ass than a Greyhound station toilet seat

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

So he delivered even on Sundays.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Your mailman writes you letters?

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by y2jayjk on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe someone bought it for him…

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Ziggler is so awesome.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

Headstand submission

Are you serious bro?

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

WTF

was the point in doing that headstand during a headlock? pointless to me

by Sonnyshit on Jan 9, 2012 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

Because he can.

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by y2jayjk on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

No point other than it’s AWESOME.

by joliemadchen on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Headstand front facelock FTW

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Something tells me Ryder will still be changing the tire after this match

by jjhh05 on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

he’ll still be changing the tire at next week’s venue

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Be great if he got left behind.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I know, right?

Sheesh, I’m as far from a car guy as one can get while still being able to drive, and I can change a tire by myself.

Maybe he’s just…nervous in action? …I gotta stop with these double entendres.

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Exercise

They way to make people hate you

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

Don't like this showoff schtick

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LOLOLOLOL! OH GOD. YES. YES. YES.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

Who said chivalry was dead

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Zack!!!

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Kane, use a knife you idiot

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

There still could be a hidden black hole somewhere. Or Abyss.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

Ryder just bounced.

…now go make Eve go away,. Kane.

by TheAngryApe on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

LOLOL. NO SOUND ON THOSE WOODEN SLATS DOWN THERE? OH FUCKING HELL.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

Slater should come and save Zack.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

jericho

was the most entertaining segment of the night

by Sonnyshit on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

Wasn’t funky enough

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

SUPERHERO CENA TO THE RESCUE!

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

was just bout to say that

i was fed up with this when he ran through nexus like it was nothing

by Sonnyshit on Jan 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Time to smell his glove again

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

I hope Eve locked the door

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STINKPALM

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by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, John

Does this glove smell like chloroform?

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

Kane should ask Casey Anthony how to do it.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Clearly couldn’t be comment of the night.. but still.. I think its good.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Proof that Cena is an idiot.

At this point, Kane isn’t trying to teach Cena about hate. He’s trying to teach him pragmatism.

FINISH THE MATCH FIRST! THEN GO AFTER HIM!

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

Brodus should be dancing behind him

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

Despite your not enjoying the show, you were on top of your game tonight, Kanenite!

by Jon Knapik on Jan 9, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

GOOD LORD, GOOD LORD. HE BOUNCED OFF THAT TRAMPOLINE LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES. I THINK HE MAY BE BROKEN IN HALF!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

Somebody Call Cena's Momma

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

Eve is still in the car

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

…and what about her potential title shot?!?

by TMadeBurner on Jan 9, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

This Raw was bananas.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Ugh

And that’s how we end one of the best Raws

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

So, I guess their date has been postponed

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:06 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

My first dates en like Cena and Kane ended tonight

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone on their back?

Good man

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Not exactly a good first impression is it?

Next week: “Umm, Zack…after last week, when we nearly died…I decided I need someone more reliable in case of demonic bastard child attack. So I’m dating Daniel Bryan.”

Time to spread a little chaos...

by Shadowbird on Jan 9, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Haven’t enjoyed the whole RAW show like this in years

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

Best RAW in months!

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:07 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Very entertaining RAW

though mostly mindless entertainment.

by Dannie Ray on Jan 9, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

Brodus Clay is big ass Goofball

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

I thought the show was mostly crap. Some of the crap was entertaining, but ultimately, is not crap that I want to see again.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

definitely not a boring show though. wacky as hell

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

What sucks, Imma watch later.. but cannot share w/ you all.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it helped a lot (for me) to share the experience with you all. that added a lot of humor to the 2 hours.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I can say the same for this football game.. its been dull.. LSU’s been asleep.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry I didnt answer your question…more campy Kane/Cena/Ryder stuff, too many goofy comedy segments for my taste, swagger was in the best match on the show

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

No need to apologize in the least.. its 1000 comments.. its hard to keep up.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

LSU

touched the 50 finally.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

And then penetrated it

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

haha.

Will they “score”

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m most impressed by the WWE proving the creationists right by producing a living specimen of the Funkasaurus.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 9, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

Guys

Eve is still in the car!!!!

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 9, 2012 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

lol someone tell her facebook friends to call for help

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

After the Kane promo it was all down hill from there

This was a horribly booked Raw. Flash Funk and Rikishi looks like they shitted out a kid named Brodus Clay. One of the shittiest gimmicks ever. Way to have him build up for months only to make him look like a dumb ass. The whole Kane chasing Eve and Ryder was just retarded. Jericho doing absolutely nothing once again made me want to shoot my tv. What a terrible show. Atleast the LSU/Bama game is more entertaining. I bet even SD! will be aswell.

you're own stupidity will lead you to your own downfall

by congestedthoughts on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

If Bama/LSU is more interesting with only 1 team playing w/ emotion while the other hit the snooze button.. then I might be scared to see this show.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I really am curious how Flair will factor or not factor into all that.

Would be awesome to be the 1st double entree

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Could the Four Horsemen be inducted and him not involved?

It’d be weird.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:21 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Right, but with him already there, would that be a way around it?

That’s the story of the night coming out of this Raw for me.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

For me, the story is confirmation of the mythical funkasaurus as a living creature

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Well, that is def a sign of encouragement.

I wanna know if Tebow is at Mania this year.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh, no

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

So, do you think WWE just went in full-troll mode because of the BCS game? I would have,

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

I’m still kind of surprised that they arent really pushing the Rumble PPV much yet.

by Kanenite on Jan 9, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I just hope they keep it up

This is too much fun to go away

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 9, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Makes sense

Hope they keep it up though, if that’s the case.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

This Kane/Cena angle is just boring now. I like the Jericho angle on paper but it’s just annoying to watch. Brodus Clay’s debut easily the highlight of 2012.

by cheames on Jan 9, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

So was this supposed to be Johnny Ace’s attempt to surprise us with Brodus? Is he going to go back to monster heel mode, or is the funkasaurus here to stay?

by joliemadchen on Jan 9, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

They hired dancers.. and hot ones.. its here to STAY.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe every week it's something new

That’d be awesome

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Brodus' girls..

Cameron Lynn and Naomi from FCW.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 9, 2012 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

I'm not saying or anything. . .

But Eve is still in the car.

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by Christopher Gates on Jan 10, 2012 12:09 AM EST reply actions  

So Kane & Cena fight in the back..

Then Kane is gone.. I wonder if he used the grapnel?

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 10, 2012 3:22 AM EST reply actions  

Time for...

the international tag match. Each person is from another world… err country.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 10, 2012 3:26 AM EST reply actions  

That Kane behind the door..

That wasn’t scary, that was freakin’ funny. I spy you fool. I hear you speak my name 3×.. Kaneyman, Kaneyman, Kaneyman…. I’mma getcha

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 10, 2012 3:39 AM EST reply actions  

Brodus Clay is..

Just like when One Man Gang became Akeem. No different & it worked then too.

And when everyone was trying to compare him to someone… he’s most like one of the Fat Boys.

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 10, 2012 3:55 AM EST reply actions  

Did Ziggler...

Have a Swagger shirt on?

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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 10, 2012 4:12 AM EST reply actions  

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