We all have been there, comparing super hero's to friends or this character attributes to others. Recently a former friend of mine got histoplasmosis. As I told a friend, he started to refer to the guy as Bruce Wayne. Soon, everyone in the cliq had a rogue gallery pseudo name. So, I was thinking about the Presidential debates & how certain personalities aligned with those of pro-wrestlers. I figured I would share these with ya'll & see if anyone would like to get in on the fun?
After the jump.. the rundown.There are currently 4 Republican presidential candidates.
1st up, Mitt Romney.. I went back and forth with calling him John Cena, the boy scout Mormon angle, and both from Mass also he's been the front runner (face of the company) most of the time & gets picked on a lot. But then I thought more... he's got the perfect hair & all the excitement of rock.. and since he's been the leader, I'm going to have to say John Lauranitis.
Next up.. Newt Gingrich. This one is easy, as his critics & and supporters often say he's a bomb thrower. You never know what's going to come out of his mouth next... so this was easy, CM Punk.
How about Ron Paul.. who is clearly a mental patient who manages to be in US Congress. He's as crazy as they come, perhaps even hearing some voices in his head, he's also a true Libertarian, in other words, he's on another show. Randy Orton. Vince McMahon was a viable option as well.
Last we have Rick Santorum, who is very clean cut & not very polished. He looks like a flying teabag (Just kidding). Zach Ryder.
Let's not leave out our Commander in Chief, the Incumbent, Barack Obama. I am thinking maybe Vince, The Rock also crossed my mind, but he's part time. No, this honor goes to HHH.. who praised hope & change when he became the CEO of WWE, but it was more of the same. More HHH killing other people's heat for his own personal gain, not to mention a job killer.
In fairness of full disclosure, I am right leaning, so that might impact some of my decisions. Anyone left leaning have a different POI?