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WWE Raw results and live blog for Jan. 23: The Royal Rumble go home show

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WWE Monday Night Raw comes waltzing back into our lives tonight (Jan. 23, 2012) in Phoenix with a very special episode -- it's the go-home show to the Royal Rumble this Sunday night!

Okay, so maybe tonight's episode isn't special unto itself but how can you not be excited for the Rumble at this point? It's the only event/match that WWE can't possibly screw up.

We'll get closing angles tonight with the focus being John Laurinaitis and his plans to screw CM Punk as well as John Cena and his internal struggle with embracing hate while Kane goads him on from titantrons the world over.

Oh and Brodus Clay. 'Nuff said.

The fun kicks off tonight at 9 p.m. ET, so make sure you come back and join us for the show. It's always a good time. Raw live blog after the jump.

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WWE RAW RESULTS AND LIVE BLOG JAN. 23

Geno here. Broadcast is live.

They're getting the ear-rape out of the way early by just leading off with Nickle-crap's theme for Raw. Michael Cole keeps it going by speaking to tell us where they are.

Phoenix, Arizona, what it be.

CM Punk is out first lugging around the WWE title. He gets a half-hearted pop, like they know they're supposed to cheer for him, so they do, but they don't have any real reason to feel invested in him, because they don't.

Twitter graphics up already.

Punk cops a squat in the middle of the ring and says this Sunday is the 25th anniversary of the Royal Rumble.

Um, CM, no. It's not. It's the 25th edition of the Rumble, which means it's the 24th anniversary. But you're probably just spitting the company line, so we'll give you a pass ... for now.

He's setting everything up with an easy promo letting us know the who, what, when, and where for the pay-per-view this weekend. Cracks a joke about Wikipedia telling him for a fact that John Laurinaitis sucks at life. Good one, Phil.

He then compliments Johnny Ace for telling the truth for once and they roll footage of him from last week admitting to Mick Foley that he does indeed plan on screwing Punk at the Rumble.

Punk -- "It's safe to say John Laurinaitis isn't going to be much of an unbiased referee this Sunday."

Oh really? Hmmmm. What tipped you off?

He starts threatening to break Laurinaitis' arms because hey, it's really hard to referee a match with two broken arms, you guys. Punk invites him out to the ring to say everything he said last week but to Punk instead of Foley.

"Take your balls out of your purse and look me in the eye and be a man for once. Say these things to my face."

Not sure why you gotta get all like that, Punkster. Don't you know that's Big Johnny you're talking to?

Laurinaitis doesn't answer the call and Punk says he's just going to head to the back to find him.

Cue John Cena's music.

The hell?

Here he comes to the ring to a much bigger pop than Punk received and he looks like he means business, folks. There's no smile. He salutes at the top of the ramp then does the same in the ring.

Punk -- "I can see how you'd be confused. I'm looking for a company man named John but not John the boy scout."

Cena says he's sick of hearing Punk ramble. He's out here for business, you see, and he's demanding Laurinaitis give Zack Ryder his rightful rematch against Jack Swagger for the U.S. title as well as hook Cena up with a one-on-one match against Kane.

He also says Laurinaitis is going to resign as the Interim General Manager of Raw.

Punk thinks that sounds great and the people agree. He keeps talking to Cena but wait.

Here comes Big Johnny!

"We all have bad days, he says, but last week wasn't one of mine. I stand by what I said. And I'm not going to be intimidated by either of you."

Punk says he can't hear him so he should come down to the ring and talk to them.

"Come on. Come on. Come on."

Dude, you sound like a child.

Ace says Zack Ryder will face Kane tonight in a Falls Count Anywhere match and if Cena gets involved, Ryder will never get his U.S. title rematch.

Intrigue!

He then puts Punk and Cena into a tag match with each other and calls for a referee to come down. Looks like we're going to start this party right now.

"EXCUSE ME!"

Out comes the terrible threesome of Swagger, Vickie Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler.

Dolph tells Punk he shouldn't be worried about Laurinaitis. He should be worried about Ziggler because he's going to beat him tonight and at the Rumble just like he's done three of the past five weeks.

Swagger gets the mic and says Cena is "dead meat" for what he did to him last week.

I don't know about you but I'm convinced Swagger is actually going to kill Cena. I mean, he was so close to doing so last week, am I right?

They waltz down to the ring and Laurinaitis comes down to sit ringside.

John Cena and CM Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger: Cena and Ziggler start it off and Superman is working the Zig-man early, hitting a running bulldog. He tags in Punk, who is wearing some goofy black shorts with his knee pads and boots that make him look even more like a homeless person.

Ziggler bails out of the ring and that gives WWE the chance to head to break.

Commercial break.

Not surprisingly, the heels are in control coming back from break, which means all their offense came in during the television break. At least Ziggler got to do his show off routine. Right on cue, Cena smashes Swagger and show boats in front of Ziggler before knocking him off the apron.

Swagger comes through hard, though, and knocks Cena on his ass. Time to do some work to lead to the hot tag. Standing guillotine from Thwagger and Cena acts like he's damn near asleep. Then suddenly, as if he just ate a bowl of fruity pebbles and got all his energy back, Cena executes a back body drop.

Job Swagger tags out to Ziggler and he comes in and shows off some more, this time doing sit-ups while Cena is laid out on the mat. It's fairly surprising that Cena is taking the offense to lead to a hot tag to Punk instead of the other way around.

Jack hits the Swagger bomb and yells at Cena "never do that again" before getting a two count.

You should probably be sure to get the pin if you're going to act all hard before you cover, Jack.

Now Thwagger works a bear hug and Cena counters with the Attitude Adjustment. That's how they lead to the hot tag, both guys getting out. Swinging neckbreaker and Punk hits the high knee and running bulldog. Calls for the GTS but Dolph counters and eats a high kick. Swagger makes the save on the ensuing pinfall attempt. This leads to Cena coming in and putting him on the outside, locking him up in the STF.

Meanwhile, Punk goes up top to hit the Flying Elbow and Laurinaitis distracts him. Punk grabs his coat and goes to punch him but Ace jumps off the apron and Ziggler takes advantage with a roll up to get the pin.

Cena got beat on the whole match, gave both his finishers and Punk got pinned.

Punk takes the mic and tells Laurinaitis it's okay if he screws him at the Rumble because at some point he plans on beating the hell out of him. Punk says for one night he wants Ace to be a WWE superstar. For just one night, tonight, even, and they can do a singles match ... unless, of course, Johnny's afraid.

Laurinaitis smiles back and says, "I accept."

They cut to Jerry Lawler and Cole at ringside and Lawler is wearing the most god-awful t-shirt I've ever seen.

Chris Jericho in the back and he's smiling and smacking everything acting pumped. The crowd popped, by the way, when he showed up on screen. He's hosting the Highlight Reel tonight with himself as guest.

This should be good.

Commercial break.

Ah, yes. Jericho is next.

Lights go out and the jacket entrance is now a staple. When it lights up, the fans cheer.

As he walks to the ring, Lawler tells us he just found out Jericho will be a participant in the Rumble match. What a terrible way of announcing that.

He's in the ring and picks up a mic. Please don't say anything.

A small "Y2J" chant starts and he tells the crowd to quiet down with a finger to the lips. Starts to tease like he's going to speak and keeps telling everyone to quiet down. Suddenly gets excited and wants everyone to hold on.

He runs to the back and comes out with a t-shirt gun. HA HA HA.

Oh my god, this is awesome.

Lawler says he was told Jericho was going to give us some answers for his recent behavior. Acts all upset that instead he's going to shoot t-shirts.

He puts a Raw shirt into the gun and asks for cheers. Points the gun at each side of the crowd and gets a huge reaction. Takes the camera from the guy in the ring and looks out at everyone.

Gives it back and picks up the mic again.

Points to the TV screen in the ring and it plays a video package of him debuting in WWE and beating The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin in the same night. Then shows various other highlights, including his big 2007 return. Then shows the teasers leading to him coming back this year.

It ends after about 30 second and he's still telling the crowd to be quiet. FINALLY, they start to boo him.

He speaks.

"This Sunday at the Royal Rumble, it's going to be the end of the world as you know it."

Then his music plays, the lights go out and his jacket lights up as he poses in the ring. Get your pictures in, folks.

Commercial break.

They come back and advertise matches for later pitting Kane vs. Zack Ryder and R-Truth vs. Miz before going into a promo for the Royal Rumble. They're doing the old "it's all about the numbers" shtick.

After the promo ends, which took like eight minutes, Zack Ryder is in the back talking to his lady, Eve, who looks ridiculously hot. Mick Foley shows up and wishes him luck before bailing. Eve tells him he doesn't have to compete tonight. He says he has to.

Cena shows up and offers to help out and Ryder tells him just to stay out of it, bro.

Ryder still wearing the heavy tape around the ribs. He does his best to look confident but scared shitless at the same time.

Kane still wearing two masks for each entrance.

Kane vs. Zack Ryder: Straight from the bell, Ryder bum rushes the big man and Kane quickly snuffs it out and starts stomping him. "Now the anger and the hate from Kane begins to come to fruition. I got a feeling this is going to get ugly," says Cole. Sure enough, Kane is just squashing him, tossing him around the outside like a rag doll.

Oh look, Eve made her way out to ringside. That's probably not a good idea, lady. You would have been better off staying in the car and waiting for Ryder to change that tire.

Commercial break.

Kane is still having his way with poor Zack and Lawler is bringing up how dumb it is for Eve to be out there watching it happen. This is really just a glorified squash. Ryder kicks out of the first pinfall attempt and Kane just smiles at the referee.

That's a nice touch.

Uh-oh, Kane's using the choke glove now. He let it go before Ryder went out. Now they're about to go through the crowd. Let fans get an up close look at Kane's size and mask and all that good stuff. Ha. Some fat guy noticed he was on camera and tried to get his buddy's attention so he could face the camera before it panned away from them.

Too late! Sorry, clown, you don't get to look like an idiot on live TV.

Meanwhile, Ryder stages a short comeback via bashing Kane over the head with something and Kane just walks through it and keeps destroying him. They work their way to the ramp and Kane is working Ryder's ribs with kicks now. Lawler goes into the "talk really low so they know we're serious" mode of commentary. Cole follows suit.

The King reminds us that this is all John Laurinaitis' fault. Kane goes for a cover and Ryder kicks out, which Cole says is stupid. And really, it is. A chant breaks out but I can't tell what they're saying. "Let's go Ryder" is one half of it but I can't tell what the other half is. Could have been "woo, woo, woo."

Finally, Kane hits a chokeslam that sends Ryder crashing through the stage and Eve gets up close to the monster to check on her man. He looks over slowly and starts going after her.

Cena time, I assume.

Kane slowly walks her down as she retreats in her high heels. Cena shows up at the top of the ramp and Kane literally bails out of the crowd. What the hell was that? Did Kane just run at the pure sight of Cena?

Cena and Eve stand at the top of the ramp and look really concerned for Ryder, who is laid out from the chokeslam through the stage. Eve acts like she's crying and Cena makes the same expression over and over and hopes we get what he's trying to convey.

We do, John, don't worry.

They do a stretcher job for Ryder. This is taking way too long.

Commercial break.

They're still doing the stretcher job as they come back from break. Ryder being led out by a million folks with Eve crying alongside him and Cena doing his best to look concerned. He really just looks like he's holding in a fart and waiting for the right opportunity to release it.

"Hang in there, bud. I'm going to take care of this, alright bud?"

Eve tells Cena this is all his fault. He's done enough and she's going with Zack. He tries to make a sad face as the ambulance drives off.

HA. Josh Matthews suddenly shows up with a microphone in hand asking how Cena feels.

"You gotta feel just awful about this."

He slaps the mic out of Matthews hand and looks at the camera with the most pissed off look he can muster. He's shaking while staring the camera down with a death look. Maybe it wasn't a fart and he had to take a huge dump and now that Eve and Ryder are gone, he's pushing that son of a bitch out, camera be damned.

Oh, that's him embracing the hate. Got it.

Commercial break.

Cole and Lawler maintain their "someone is putting at the ninth hole" voices to tell us they'll try to give us an update on Ryder as soon as they can.

Jinder Mahal vs. Sheamus: Mahal was already in the ring, so we don't get his promo entrance. Instead we get Sheamus doing his deal, which is really just holding his arms out and screaming.

Wade Barrett walks out while the match is going and sits down for commentary. Let's see if he can win me over here.

Sheamus did his spot with the forearms through the ropes before getting distracted with Barrett just long enough for Mahal to take advantage. He's currently working a hold that wouldn't hurt an infant and Sheamus lets it happen for about a minute before making his comeback. Barrett is talking with Cole and Lawler about tossing Randy Orton down another set of steps to take him out again now that he's back.

Sheamus goes for the Celtic Cross but Mahal gets out only to run into a Brogue Kick. That's that.

Barrett says "thank you for your time" and starts walking to the back. Sheamus stops him and waves him into the ring. Barrett acts like he's going to climb in but when he gets on the apron, Sheamus goes to whack him and Wade takes off. Sheamus cuts a short promo saying he's going to win the Rumble.

Yeah, right.

Backstage for an interview with The Miz and he talks about what's happened to former tag partners of his that turned on him. In short, they all fell by the wayside. That's not actually true but it doesn't matter for the purposes of this discussion.

R-Truth shows up and acts like he's from WWE Research.

"According to our research, Miz, you are number one. Number one annoying, number one whining, number one nincompoop. Number one WEIO."

That stands for "what else is on" because that's what people say when he's on TV. Great, now that's spread to the rest of the locker room. Good job, Punk.

They almost get into it and Laurinaitis shows up to add a stipulation to their match. Whoever loses will be the number one entrant into the Royal Rumble.

YES! Up next is Brodus Clay!

Commercial break.

William Regal joins Lawler and Cole on commentary and they replay him dancing on Smackdown before Clay hit him with the Aww Funk It.

They did a bit with a new intro for him and it was terrible. He finally comes out to "Somebody Call My Momma" but this time he's wearing a white jumpsuit.

He fails miserably to get his pants off for the final stomp spot in his dance and Heath Slater, the jobber charged with getting squashed tonight laughs at him.

Not a fan of the new white suit he's wearing.

Clay jiggles and gyrates for Slater, who acts disgusted. Heath is actually allowed to get offense in, hitting a dropkick. Clay does his few spots to end the match in short order, though, giving us the "Should I get hymn," suplex, then running splash.

Phoenix was not a fan of The Funkasaurus.

Commercial break.

The Miz vs. R-Truth: They tell us again that the loser of this match will be the number one entrant in the Rumble match on Sunday night. Lawler feigns ignorance at whether or not someone has won from the number one position. This gives Cole the chance to tell him two guys have won from the number one spot.

King must not have been watching that 15-minute "it's all about the numbers" Royal Rumble promo when it aired roughly an hour ago.

As for the in-ring action, there isn't much of it. Miz sends Truth to the outside and that leads to break.

Commercial break.

Miz stretching Truth out coming back from commercial but Truth gets his comeback and starts working Miz over. A roll up gets a two count before a big front suplex gets two. They do a nice spot with Truth reversing a neckbreaker into a near fall with Miz getting out and executing the move he wanted to do anyway.

Truth counters the Skull Crushing Finale but gets countered off the ropes and takes a DDT. That only gets two, though, and Miz snaps and starts stomping on Truth. Out of nowhere, Truth hits his finisher and gets the pinfall. There was no build to that finish and the announcers were both completely caught off guard by the three-count. Same with the crowd.

Horribly done.

Miz will now be the first entrant in the 2012 Royal Rumble match.

Lawler tells us that he's been informed that Zack Ryder has a broken back. That's a serious enough injury that there's no way they can write him into a show within the next few weeks.

They cut to Laurinaitis in the back and he tells David Otunga it's time to teach Punk a lesson. Otunga says a fax came in and he needs to read it. And he's not going to like it. He reads it and reacts with what I assume is supposed to be a mixture of shock and anger.

They show Punk walking through the back and doing the Wanderlei Silva hand roll.

Commercial break.

It's 11:00 ET and we have yet to get to the main event match being advertised. This will undoubtedly be similar to the first "match" between Austin and McMahon, which wasn't actually a match but helped build heat for when they finally did have a match.

Punk comes out first, barely gets any reaction. This crowd sucks.

It's clobberin' time. Or is it?

Justin Roberts announces Laurinaitis three different times without him coming out. Finally, here he is and he's wearing the Future Endeavored t-shirt. Otunga is out with him and he's carrying the fax they received that made Johnny Ace so upset a few minutes ago. He's got a mic and he says he's got some unfortunate news that he wants to share.

He got a fax from the Board of Directors and even though it pains him to read it, it must be heard.

Otunga reads the fax and it says the Board of Directors is concerned with how he's been running Raw, namely the fact that he outright admitted he was planning on screwing Punk. The Board has decided that Laurinaitis' status as Interim Raw General Manager will be officially under review. Next week on Raw, he'll be under evaluation to see if he's good to go or if he'll be terminated. And his job evaluation will be conducted by the still acting COO, Triple H.

Punk gets on the mic and says this means if Laurinaitis screws him at the Rumble, he'll be out of a job.

Laurinaitis says he's got it all wrong. The Board of Directors gave him a wake up call. He wants to apologize to everyone now for any wrongdoing during his tenure.

Foley is in the Royal Rumble match, Laurinaitis tells us after Punk brings it up. Johnny goes on to say he was just mad and that's why he said he was going to screw Punk. He wasn't really going to do it.

Punk fires back by telling Laurinaitis he's like a little girl who gets everything she wants but gets scared of Santa Claus coming at Christmas and giving her some coal. Huh.

Punk goes on to say he hopes Triple H fires him next week.

Laurinaitis gets out of the match by saying it can't happen but he's got a good replacement -- David Otunga. As soon as he announces Otunga, he attacks but Punk gets out and locks on the Anaconda Vice. They tease Punk hitting Laurinaitis.

Laurinaitis extends his hand and the crowd chants "CM PUNK."

Punk grabs his hand and picks him up to deliver the GTS. They actually go through with it and Punk celebrates in the ring with his music playing. Dolph Ziggler shows up out of nowhere and hits the Zig-Zag to stand tall to end the show.

Fade to black.

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Won't be watching tonight

Raw just isn’t doing it for me these days so I’m going to take the night off and catch up on my video game pile of shame. I may catch a match or two and post my thoughts here though.

Have fun everybody!

by Adam Villarreal on Jan 23, 2012 3:46 PM EST reply actions  

WADE BARRETT

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 23, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

WADE BARRETT

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 23, 2012 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

Somebody Call My Mama

It’s another episode of Funkasaurus and the WWE RAW ensemble!

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 5:06 PM EST reply actions  

u guys are friggin hilarious

can’t wait till raw starts tonight

by robgoblin on Jan 23, 2012 6:14 PM EST reply actions  

Wish they'd have matches for entrants in the RR
  1. or #30 being random is cool, but leading into it with a plot is better.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 6:48 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Okay, fellas

Floyd Mayweather, Jr. fan since 7/12/97 — 42-0-0 (26 KOs)

Wrestling Fav-5's: Booker-T, Triple-H, Jay Lethal, HBK, Tiger Mask I

"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."

by Ryan Tical on Jan 23, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I believe you are missing a word there

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the point. Lol.

Similiar to “All your base are belongs to us”.

Floyd Mayweather, Jr. fan since 7/12/97 — 42-0-0 (26 KOs)

Wrestling Fav-5's: Booker-T, Triple-H, Jay Lethal, HBK, Tiger Mask I

"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Jitney Lane, return me to my Grandma."

by Ryan Tical on Jan 23, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooooooooohhhhh

My bad!

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

ha ha

that’s a mobile rec good sir

He knows the guy with the bandage on his ass is going no were. Were you going fucking no were

by Elstriko on Jan 23, 2012 8:46 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Turok will always get recs

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That's Bloody Elbow's thing

we gotta come up with something of our own.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jan 23, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

WWE Mutherfukers?

Floyd Mayweather, Jr. fan since 7/12/97 — 42-0-0 (26 KOs)

Wrestling Fav-5's: Booker-T, Triple-H, Jay Lethal, HBK, Tiger Mask I

"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Jitney Lane, return me to my Grandma."

by Ryan Tical on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

We need another meme

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno'

Have Geno create a thread to create another meme or somethin’.

Floyd Mayweather, Jr. fan since 7/12/97 — 42-0-0 (26 KOs)

Wrestling Fav-5's: Booker-T, Triple-H, Jay Lethal, HBK, Tiger Mask I

"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Jitney Lane, return me to my Grandma."

by Ryan Tical on Jan 23, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean not now but for later

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Jitney Lane, return me to my Grandma."

by Ryan Tical on Jan 23, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

There is going to be a highlight reel

This can only end amazingly

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck Yeah

Monday Night RAW crew up and assemble!

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

Present

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Red 6 standing by

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Ready

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Damnit!

Should have went with the power ranger

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

On a side note, what did that kid ever get to do with fire on captain planet? Even as a child, I realized that he could never really utilize fire in its most effective capacities.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he just banged water

Which is still pretty cool

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

COME ON JOHNNY!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

What’s the probability this show will end with a massive brawl involving half the roster?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

I always love those

So I doubt it

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Sucks at life?

Is Punk’s gimmick being a youtube commenter?

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

Hasn’t it always been?

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that I think about it

yeah

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Anytime Johnny talks

I want to give him a Halls throat drop. Or ask him if Rachael Ray is his sister

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

Or praise him for being a man amongst men?

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

And we continue with the gay jokes

Balls out of your purse?

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Gay?

I’m not even sure what that means.

by bigmac83 on Jan 23, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

John Cena has his serious face on

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 23, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Kettle

Meet pot

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

What a twist!!!

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

God, I’m sick of Cena speaking for Ryder. He might as well rock a “Cougar” chain, leopard print tops, and do squats and lunges. John Guerrero and Zack Swagger.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

When will Johnny Ace get his own music?

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Punk and Cena in the same segment is always a good idea

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Listen to that heat!!!

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Punk gets worse and worse each week.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Ace gets better

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

You can’t get better when you are on top, my friend!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s Cena secretly Ryder’s dad or something?

by goesbetterwithbeer on Jan 23, 2012 9:11 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

His boyfriend

/CMPunk

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

creepy uncle

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by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

That's some M.Night Shyamalan shit.

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Two Vickie Guerreros in the ring at once? WOW!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

Swagger's supposed to be serious?

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

Very Therious

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

If Swagger comes out and tries to murderize Cena savagely for revenge

It would be the awesomest thing ever

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

Any chance Zwiggler has both belts after the rumble?

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

I can't tell if Swagger is trying to look intense or if he's stifling a fart..

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

YETH!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

That really didn’t need to take 13 minutes.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

At least it wasnt all Cena

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by OPace on Jan 23, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, it was definitely better than those shows that opened with Cena/Kane promos from 2 and 3 weeks ago.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Swagger needs Ace's voice

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

I love Dolph. I love Thwagger. I love Johnny Ace. Best 15 minutes of my life.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

Swagger sold that dead meat line like a bad guy from an 80’s teen movie.

by goesbetterwithbeer on Jan 23, 2012 9:14 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Unlike 80s actors, Swagger still has a job. Lots of them, in fact.

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by OPace on Jan 23, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Look at Cena

All black, no bright colors. He is embracing the hate

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

The man is on commentary, folks.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah I just noticed that.

Me gusta

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 23, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I would wrestle in shorts if I could

Just looks cooler than a speedo

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

So any ideas on Punk’s odd ring attire?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

Throwback to ROH days. Love it.

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by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Throwback to his indy days

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 23, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Punk's Getting Lazy

He’s bringing back Miz’ old outfits

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

Straight from the greatest GM's Twitter 8 seconds ago!
WWERawGM John Laurinaitis
I’ve got a front row seat to hot tag team action. Exciting. Creative. Laurinaitis. #raw #wwe #bigjohnny

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by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

Hahahahahaha

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like a tag line for cologne

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

A follow up. Guys, I love this man.
WWERawGM John Laurinaitis
Just to be clear, I am INCREDIBLE at life. #raw #wwe

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by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s a board game fan?

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by OPace on Jan 23, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha

Well played

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

So are Cena and Kane also in the Rumble match?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

They have their own match

But WWE could still put em in

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn’t Cena destroy Swagger in less than 5 moves last week?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Swagger was tired from his match with Ryder

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

On an unrelated note

When I see Ziggler’s DZ trunks, I’m thinking Discovery Zone

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Hell Yeah

Bouncy area, ball pit, and many many arcade games. It was like an upscale Chuck E Cheeses

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

It's obvious Vickie is wearing a thong.

Just look at the indentation.

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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Jitney Lane, return me to my Grandma."

by Ryan Tical on Jan 23, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Nothing wrong with that

Hell I’ll even say “Brony approved”

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not complaining, my friend.

Hopefully Geno won’t ban me for using the overused term “fap”.

fap, fap, fap!

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Arm-in Guillotine

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Seriously, watching RAW in conjunction with Johnny Ace’s tweets is so fun. I am really loving this Punk-Laurinaitis feud build up. If they have a match, it will be so much better than McMahon-Austin in terms of work.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

Just tuned in and it appears that I haven’t missed much for save from awesome comments (and pictures..Captain Planet-related and Tommy the Green Ranger? Oh yesh oh yesh). Sucks they’ve already gotten Cena in matches with Punk already.

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

A bunch of issues Ace has to deal with

I can do way more situps than that. #wwe #raw #gm

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

#JohnnyAceProblems

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

With his lisp, NOTHING he says males sense

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 23, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Males sense lol. Got a chuckle

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Jack Swagger makes no sense.

by bensix on Jan 23, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

So instead of “Mick Foley” will we see someone else like Dude Love in the Rumble?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

Life size mr socko – Sheamus?

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by OPace on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Time for Ace to do something

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

Ziggler WINS!!!

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

Please wrestle, Ace

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

Awesome!

Also, Seriously Lawler, you look awful in those shirts

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

Really?

Another heel vs face tag team? Why is the WWE so repetitive?

by billsfan_905 on Jan 23, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

Because

Its basic story telling. And Cena/Punk are two compleatly different types of faces

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

So have them both face jobbers in separate matches, why would I pay to see Royal Rumble this Sunday if every week I watch Punk and Ziggler go at it?

by billsfan_905 on Jan 23, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Unlike TNA

They get clean finishes on PPV most of the time

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Because you haven't seen a clean finish

So you have to buy the PPV to see one

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Highlight Reel is going to be awesome

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

I think this will either be a great segment

or the greatest segment

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Highlight Reel will be...

Just all clips of Jericho highlights, then he leaves without saying anything.

by NegroGrande on Jan 23, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

Preferably highlights of jericho from the last 3 weeks.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit

That would truly be genius.

by NegroGrande on Jan 23, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

“David Stern doesn’t face LeBron James”

Ya, LeBron would plead Dwyane to take his place

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by OPace on Jan 23, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

This is how we do it

Damn commerical reminding me of that awesome song

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

DANCE TOO MICH BOOTY IN THE PANTS!

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Jericho!

Air drumming on everything and everyone backstage! He’s PUMPED!

by Jon Knapik on Jan 23, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

Just got to the part. Ace is gonna smash Punk. How long do you guys think it will take?

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

I am expecting Swagger and Ziggler to interfere, followed immediately by half the roster and a massive brawl.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking Otunga rather than Ziggles

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Ziggler win THEN a Jeritroll? My heart can’t fathom this excellence.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:34 PM EST reply actions  

YA BAY-BAY!

(Runs around like a crackhead screaming)

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 9:34 PM EST reply actions  

hr better not say a god damn word

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

Everyone

Shhhhhhhhh

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

T SHIRT CANNNNOOONNN

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

Jeritroll

T-Shirt cannon. Gold Jerry! Gold!

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

Why dont they call it roundtine?

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by OPace on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

T-SHIRT CANNON!

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

just one tshirt?

this is gonna be some awesome jeritroll

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

This is how Fozzy gets people to wear their shirts.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

Yes, shoot Cole right in the face.

by Dedywre on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions  

I hope we see an Ace Crusher tonight

by Jon Knapik on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions  

This…this is too much. I’m so happy.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions  

Shoot one of those in Cole’s mouth.

-Jerry Lawler

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions  

Isolate that.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

They should show him punch HBK’s wife

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

This is like some bootleg J.J. Abhrams production.

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

Jericho and Big Show were tag champs?

by Dedywre on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

Preceded by the Miz & Big Show

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Preceded by the Miz & Big Show

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Ya, but who preceded them?

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by OPace on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

lmao

people still fall for it

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

Oh yeah

Remember those promos? Compleatly forgot about them

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

It speaks

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

He can talk!!!

by goesbetterwithbeer on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Best RAW ever! Yes or yes?

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by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

Pretty damn good

And we still got Brodus Clay coming up

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

lol he showed his highlight reel

by Adult Nathaniel on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

JERITROLL!

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

Anybody think Jericho WON’T win now? I don’t.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

It’s in St Louis. Orton’s out with an ambiguous injury. He’s due for a title run.

Don’t get me wrong – I hope he doesn’t mosey in at number 30 and clean house but it’d hardly be a shock.

by bensix on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s added so much value to his every word now! When he’s about to speak people pay attention and pop for it!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

bring back the knee on the spine"liion tamer"

And I’m all in

Flip a coin......when it's in the air you'll know what you're hoping for

by LRaunThaDamaja on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

*lion

Flip a coin......when it's in the air you'll know what you're hoping for

by LRaunThaDamaja on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Those were all heel Jericho highlights, right?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

He talked!

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

Crazy Nicholas Cage

Is a good Nicholas Cages. It makes the bad movies better

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Who does Brodus Clay clown tonight?

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

Heath Slater?

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm disappointed that he talked.

He couldn’t wait till Sunday? Everyone cheered when he did it. I thought he was trying to keep that from happening.

by Dedywre on Jan 23, 2012 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

We assumed that is what he was doing

He’s working on a whole nother plane, though

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I honestly forgot all about them

Im not sure of that was the plan or if I’m dumb

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Hard to say

They showed a clip of the school boy in his highlight reel plus he mentioned it so it seems to be back on.

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope so

I wrote like, 2-3 posts about it. And then nothing. I’m glad they are gonna clear it up

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Jericho decides not to talk. Internet fans bitch.
Jericho decides to talk. Internet fans bitch.

Twitter @iamroadmap

by Rod Mapada on Jan 23, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

True

Though the same people don’t bitch about the same option. Well, I didn’t, anyway.

by Dedywre on Jan 23, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

win

"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis

by 49erLou on Jan 23, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Horrificly bad

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 23, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Rehash of "Over The Top"

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you like Over the Top? If so, did you think that it could be improved with Hugh Jackman and rockem sockem robots?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Other people thought it was pretty good. I thought it was pretty bad but not It was not Scorpion King 3-bad.

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Did he ever shoot the tshirt cannon? It's like the new fireworks factory.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

Geno's favorite moment

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

Divas time.

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 23, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

Kane’s always been a good giant.

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

R-truth and The Miz the main event..... o god

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

Hehe...

Tossed a record number of participants…

by bensix on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

That number

Weird, I thought that was Yokozuna’s final weight before he died

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

Uh oh they showed a porn star

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

Every superstar is eligible? What the hell does that mean? All champs, including Punk and Bryan?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

it means Yoshi Tatsu is finally going to get his spot in the sun.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t realize that WWE only has 30 superstars.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

So the guy in matches already at the rumble are pulling double duty?

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

That was

An amazing video package

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah it was. I’m a sucker for trips down memory lane. Especially ones filled with quick facts

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Those were like some snapple facts

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

So who's ready for RR?

I think it’ll be a good one this year

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

Eve gets prettier ever week

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

and how!!!!

Flip a coin......when it's in the air you'll know what you're hoping for

by LRaunThaDamaja on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Ryder cut Cena loose

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

Well...that was an awkward stare..

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

John Cena and Zack Ryder should form a tag team called Bromance.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

Uh-oh

The Broski is getting mad at Mr. Cena.

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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Jitney Lane, return me to my Grandma."

by Ryan Tical on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe Ryder is succumbing to the hate (because he is a weakling), whereas Cena will rise above it (because he is Cena).

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

Ryder heel turn at the rumble?

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I could see that

Kane helps him get the belt back, forces him to choose type of thing

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Zach's pop was nonexistent

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by LRaunThaDamaja on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

Ryder is just not that into Cena

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

Jericho called his shot on Punk

Like how Jericho has been calling his shot about the end of the world as we know it. He’s been calling out the so called “Best in the World” CM Punk.

by tbone88 on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

Oooooo

Like it

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Cena is so beta...

He’s going to be spurned by Ryder and start crying. Imma bet on it.

by bensix on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

Love Kane’s new entrance!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I still don’t get how they can say that every superstar is eligible for the Rumble if there are only 30 spots.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

30 superstars! Everyone else is a jobber!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Eligible does not mean in

It means anyone could be in

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

it also implies that everyone should have a shot at it though

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

so how will they explain that regal was eligible but wasn’t in it?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

They won't

Cause it’s WWE Creative

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess regal forgot to call his mama!

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I expect that’s what it means. I just hate their phrasing of it. Your phrasing is more accurate.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

It means that CM Punk can enter the Rumble, win it, and challenge himself at Wrestlemania.

by Dedywre on Jan 23, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I only matters if they bring back Jennifer Connelly!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

And Timothy Dalton

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just spitballing here, but..

If you knew your competitor possessed the ability to drag you to eternal damnation..wouldn’t you at least bring a priest or the Bible to the ring with you?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

The power of Christ compels him!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Cena has his back

Bible is unnecessary

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn’t there an article here about hypothetically bringing Tebow into the WWE? Who wins that, Tebow or Cena? Vince’s head would explode.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, some wicked smart and sexy guy wrote it

:)

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

With Deacon Batista

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

And the holy table

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Jules Winnfield would be better.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of the Rumble, what do you guys think is the best use of brodus in that match?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Opening match

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Toss 4-5 people,

Start dancing, and get eliminated by whoever they want him to feud with

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Get him eliminated by about 10 people

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Dance for 3 minutes headbutt 3 guys out of the ring and get tossed out by Kane. Call his mama!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

toss everyone out

at a moment where there’s only 2 or 3 guys in, and start dancing until someone else comes.

by Dannie Ray on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Chloroform Glove

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

That glove has been stuck in Rosie O’Donnell’s pants all day, gentlemen.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Damn you kane

You destroyed our K’nex sign

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

If Ryder says, "Are you serious, bro?" while getting face-palmed...I might die of happiness.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

What is the crowd saying?

Let’s go Ryder / boo?

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

Woowoowoo

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooooo

That makes 100 times more sense

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

But come on, there’s no abyss down there. Whats so scary about that?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

Supercena

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

damn beat me to it

gonna write that exact thing

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Through the stage!

That’s where I miss JR calling the action

BY GAH THROUGH THE STAGE! RIGHT TO HELLLLL!! MY GAWD!!!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

Hey Cena

You’re a really shitty friend. Flutteryshy would be ashamed of you

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

Run away? Isn’t the murdering murderer supposed to stalk after you?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

Cena looks like he’s gonna hurl.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

“Damn, what did I do to this guys career”

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

So I guess that explains how Ryder is eligible for the Rumble but won’t be in it. Now for the other 50 guys.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

Cena and Eve just standing there while they should be calling Ryder’s mama!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

Cena – “My bad”

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I need to call eve's momma

Tell her eve ain’t coming home tonight

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Zack Ryder Cena's only friend?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

Would you want to be friends with Cena?

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

eve isn't even

acknowledging him

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

this would be the perfect time for

the funkasaurus to come out

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

or for jericho to come out and show more of his own highlights.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

ACTING!

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

Where did Kane go?

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

Kevin Nash texted him.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Stuck in the ring like Eve in the car

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

John Cena with the cupcake dog face.

by goesbetterwithbeer on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Sweet Jesus

That was way too long…and stupid…and annoying…and Cena is still an awful friend

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

So....

Is Kane just hanging out down by the ring while all this is going on? Or did he walk by Cena and Eve and be all “Sup” before going into the back?

The 984 Has Spoken!

by The984 on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

Ryder heel turn at the rumble?

“Cena cost me the title and he abandoned me”

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

Okay, I get kayfabe and everything

But he’s not actually dead. You can cut to commercial and tell us what happened when we come back. This, this right here, is why people flip at the top of the hour

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

So is Nash going to return (again) at the Rumble? And how great would it be if Brodus eliminated him?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

Brodus Clay’s music hits. Ernest “The Cat” Stevens comes hauling out from the back..starts cutting a rug in the ring with..Brodus eventually pterodactyl’s his way to the ring..dances with Ernest…suplexes him out of the ring. His bad.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Gah. Ernest “The Cat” Miller.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

i hope Ryder stays Face.

turning him heel would kill his character.

by Dannie Ray on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

Mmmm cheese!

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Randy Orton! By the way, could anyone access the article about Randy Orton’s return?

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

Does he have a pulse?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

Holy shit!

They JUST got him up?! Come on he’s not going to pull a Christopher Reeves. Scrape his ass up and GET ON WITH IT

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

Wait a minute….this is the plot for Kickboxer!

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 23, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

And Bloodsport. And Rocky 4.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Can you leave out all the commentary when you write the results? Not be rude but we just want to know whats going on, not what you're thinking when it happens.

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Mythbuster rules

by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

Well you're annoying, but we in general is the people who come here.

P4P TOP 5 1. Nick Diaz 2. Nate Diaz 3. Fedor 4. Overeem 5. Junie Browning … Also Nate AND Nick will both be champions of thier respective brackets. Dont Fuck With Mean Mug he will make you slob all over your most hated fighters knob 209 BITCHES!!!!!!
Mythbuster rules

by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

That’s not ever how I want to do the Raw live blog. Sorry.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, but is there any chance we might get a way of mnowing what parts are your thoughts and what parts are from the show?

I’m not really used to results here so maybe I’ll get used to it over time or so, but it’s not a big deal anyways.

P4P TOP 5 1. Nick Diaz 2. Nate Diaz 3. Fedor 4. Overeem 5. Junie Browning … Also Nate AND Nick will both be champions of thier respective brackets. Dont Fuck With Mean Mug he will make you slob all over your most hated fighters knob 209 BITCHES!!!!!!
Mythbuster rules

by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You owe us WWE

Light Ryder on fire to make up for this damn stupidity. Or give us some Funkasaurus

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

I'm a broski, but...Are you serioys bro?

That was twenty minutes too long. Eve’s tight pants was the only redeeming part of that ordeal.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Something else was going on besides her pants?

Well, and her corset

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

They milking this angle for all its worth.

……and the crowd cheered once he started to be wheeled away. lol

by E-ROC on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

Hope Kane is the driver

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Oh please please please

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn

Looks like a no…

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

And Ryder STILL gets too much TV time.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

Cue Kevin Nash with a sledgehammer

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe Zack Ryder will be reincarnated as the New Undertaker for the next 20 years.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Holy shit…how long can we drag this on? Another 15 minutes hopefully.

by goesbetterwithbeer on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

no mas

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Cena should have bitchslapped her.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Respect authority!

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:15 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

WHERE TO, EVE?!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

And Oscar for best actress goes to....

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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Jitney Lane, return me to my Grandma."

by Ryan Tical on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Meryl streep

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Cena’s going to be a gigantic green dude when they come back from break.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

So…Josh Matthews has Aspergers, right?

by goesbetterwithbeer on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

He is a creepy little dude

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

anger leads to hate

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

John Cena’s Spiritual Pressure is BUILDING!

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by Ryan Tical on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

Cena is going to give Jack Swagger such a terrible beating now.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

The payoff was Cena’s orgasm face

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

Embrace the hate! HAHAHAHA!!!

by lou diamond billups on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

Has anybody watched the Seinfeld where George has a mancrush on Elaine’s boyfriend? That’s what this reminds me of.

“Ya better step off, John…”

by bensix on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

“Hey John, how does it feel to be responsible for the brutalizing of your only friend by a violent maniac? Is this a bad time for a interview John?”

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 23, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

So will the cage be hanging over...

the ring the entire rumble match? WWE can lose a lot of crucial talent with one malfunction

by bangarang18 on Jan 23, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

i get the feeling that cena is pissed

or it could be gas. who knows with that guy?

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Mobile Rec

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

He is indeed

Still carries it around on his show

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m surprised he hasn’t lost it to Jack Swagger.

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Morrison had a shot at it

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Yes

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Is #PrayForZackRyder trending on twitter?

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

I would have liked it better if Cena would have been that angry after Rock screwed him at Mania last year instead of being like “LOLz you got me Rock, good one!”

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Jinder Mahal! Can’t wait for him to be a serious contender for a strap

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

not even for a bra strap, not even for a bra strap.

Twitter @iamroadmap

by Rod Mapada on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Sniff,sniff

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Jobber Mahal.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Sheamus v. Jinder Mahal is the new Ziggler vs. Kingston

How many times have we seen this now?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Well I just feel foolish now..

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

FILLER!!!!!!!!

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Hey look it’s another week where Sheamus doesn’t have a storyline.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Awesome

A pure Smackdown match. How many low card guys on RAW don’t get airtime? Bleh…

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBszC40uvdQ&feature=related

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

thank you! better than that Miz promo currently on!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

FINALLLY WADE BARRETT

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

wade barrett sucks

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

No

He’s British

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

FINALLLY WADE BARRETT

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Why do they squander guys like Sheamus and Wade Barrett? Lord.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

This is why I hate writing about Smackdown in the precaps

I have no clue who is going to show up

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

will they really go another week without Cody on Raw?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Handsome Wade?

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Wacky Wade (not Deadpool)

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Listen, Wade Barrett is British

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:20 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Wouldve never guessed

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, anyone know if Barrett threw Sheamus through a table?

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 23, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

Wade Barrett will win the Royal Rumble

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 23, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

in what year? 2016?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Possibility

I still say Cody Rhodes

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I wish Wade would trash Sheamus’ Irish heritage..

by Adult Nathaniel on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

Surprised that still hasn't come up

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Barrett and Mahal will be partners

Then after a while, Mahal will try to claim independence…and probably get his ass kicked

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I wish Kane's goal was the WWE title.

If he was trying to beat on Cena because he thought it would get him a title shot then the belt would seem more important. Both these guys are feuding for no reason and the WWE title is looking weak.

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

They are trying to split top billing of the show

If Cena had the title, Punk wouldn’t have any weight

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Wade Barrett is the best

To annoy people playing wwe 12 with him

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

Too bad he's going to job to Orton for sure when he comes back.

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Where's Dashing Rachel been?

I need to know if Zach Ryder is actually really hurt or only kayfabe hurt.

by Matthew Roth on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

Ha!

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I don’t know but if I don’t have an update on Cody Rhodes’ job security in the near future I’ll be very worried.

by bensix on Jan 23, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Too many liiiimes!

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Sheamus win again…nobody cares again…for 37 weeks in a row

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Brittish vs Irish?

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Jan 23, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

I kinda wish Booker would come out and beat the fuck out of all these guys.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

Barrett's gonna win, sorry Fella

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 23, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

Two tousand

Lol at Sheamus’ Irishness

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:23 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Wade vs Sheamus should play out exactly like this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5K8zlbDrds

by Adult Nathaniel on Jan 23, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

If R-Truth loses tonight

Im gonna die a little inside

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it..."

Good point. Note to WWE: don’t let the Miz headline another pay-per-view.

by bensix on Jan 23, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

OH. MY. GOD

I love this man

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

HE IS WEARING JOHNNY ACES SHIRT!

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Miz used to be okay

Now, he annoys me

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

What shirt is Truth weatring?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

Little jimmy's

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Silly R-Truth..your glasses don't have glass in them!

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

Dudley style

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Still not fully into this new Truth.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

My name is Fleisher!

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

My name

is Fliesher!!!!

by TMadeBurner on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I will be shouting “My Name is Fleischer” at every single person at work tomorrow

by Adult Nathaniel on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

Ahhh there’s your stip match

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

damn its like watching Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck in live action

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by Vikant on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

Truth season! Miz season!

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

R-Truth..best unintentional Clark Kent impression?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

In da house!

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:27 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

FUNKY TIME!!!!

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe they’ll bring back Planet Stasiak for one night as Brodus fodder.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, can somebody call my momma?

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:29 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Oh, snap!

You burned me!

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I would but she still has a restraining order out on me. :(

by StrongStyle81 on Jan 23, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it would make more sense for orton to not return this week

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

REEEEEEGAAAAAAL

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

He did

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

He has indeed

’twas trolltastic

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. Hopefully he makes another appearance.

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll be proudly representing Planet Funk at the winter beer olympics in 2 weeks

Funky’s gonna rolllll…funky’s gonna rollllll…

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by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

regal is great on commentary

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Regal PWNED Broadus

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Oh Regal

You are boss. Shame you screwed up your big push

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Septic trite… wow that is fantastic

by Adult Nathaniel on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Funk is on a roll!

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Crowd dead

Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT

by Lance Storm on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

yup

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

because they dont get it

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by Vikant on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Phoenix crowds are ALWAYS dead

"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"

by BattleMoses on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the crowd threw him off

He botched that entrance

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Lots of signs

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

New pimp suit

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

Mr Brodus Clay got some new duds

somebody call his momma already, seriously

by SuperFancyMan on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

Honestly

Every week, you see more and more signs for Brodus Clay. That is very awesome.

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

PANTS BOTCH!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

His pop at the rumble will be awesome

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

He needs some new opponents

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

the one man southern rock band v.

the funkasaurus.

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

That’s a snazzy white jumpsuit. By the way, names of dancers? Lol@Pant botch

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Who called slater?

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

it is heath slater

end is career! do it Funkasaurus!!!

by SuperFancyMan on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

look at all that jiggle

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by Vikant on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Totally agree. He is excellent

by Adult Nathaniel on Jan 23, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Regal is excelent, but very green in the booth imo

too much silence, he works wonders as a third man tho.

by Dannie Ray on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

what?

you don’t like michael Cole and Jerry Lawler? I thought everyone loved them.

by SuperFancyMan on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

He’s wasted on NXT. In more generous moments I’d say it’s a destitute man’s TNA.

by bensix on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Walrus giving birth

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

3 moves of doom!

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by Moiso13 on Jan 23, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

Those girls are fine

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:35 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Hell yeah

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn!

Can’t believe I missed the Funkasaurus and his Funkmamas!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

/sigh

That was kinda weak

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

Must be

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Heath Slater

Has the same hair as my daughter’s American Girl doll

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet he gets cut soon and goes to TNA to bash WWE.

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

That sexual harrassment thing is still pending

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Regal should manage Barrett, it would be perfect!!

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

Put the tag straps on Santino and Brodus. Belts are already joke, at least we would get some entertainment out of it.

by Adult Nathaniel on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

or Ryder and Brodus

They both so FUNKY, and Eve can sexy dance in the intro

by SuperFancyMan on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay everyone

Bella twins or Brodus’s biddies?

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Yes

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Just eve?

2 is more than one

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Eve is eh

But, my answer remains. Yes

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Nevermind

Mixed up Eve with Rosa. Rosa is eh.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

i was gonna say...

she is the best homemade diva and she is soooo sexy IMO.

by SuperFancyMan on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I just want Maryse and/or Gail Kim back...

:(

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Girls of Funk

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

tiffany

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

Im Bella’s. That twin magic does something to me

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Only Natalya

Where has Beth been lately, anyway?

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Chillin with her butterfly

Oh, and the divas title

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Guaranteed match in the main event of WrestleMania

Or the intro match of WM like last year, way to water down the Rumble WWE.

by SuperFancyMan on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

On an uncensored

When I get intimate with my lady, I will ask “Should I get her” before finishing.

/Sorry for the R rated material

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Hahaha perfect

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd

Damn even I think that’s hysterical

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

you should ask

“should i get him”, for consistency

by Dannie Ray on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Taker/HHH Pt3. I want Taker/HBK Pt3.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

Taker/Funkasaurus

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Taker/HHH pt2 pt 2

One of those matches never happend

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Do we really have to see HHH/Taker again?

We all know HHH will just name himself as the man to beat Taker because he gets whatever he wants.

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I heard he begged his kid to tap

But Chris was tied up at the moment and couldn’t administer CPR

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Joaquin Benoit

Detroit Tigers, RP

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

yeah just ignore 2004 up untill unforgiven

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by Vikant on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

We were always at war with Eurasia

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Is the show 3 hours or is one of these last 2 matches lasting 30 seconds?

Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.

by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

The Punk/Ace match won’t take place on free Tv, so that will be a screwy thing right from the start.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I just want to see his entrance/attire

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Hopefully better than Cole’s.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope he dons his retro 80s/early 90s stuff

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

"Has anyone ever won from the number one spot?"

Really, Lawler? Really? REALLY?!

The 984 Has Spoken!

by The984 on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

He's horrible.

He calls Cena good wrestler, defends the face no matter what even with horrible logic, and he doesn’t seem to even be trying anymore.

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The laugh

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

He was funny back then, Now days if he sees a botch he ignores. cole is a horrible heel, but I do enjoy how he seems to take the matches serious and at least tries to cover botches or even point them out if it makes sense to do so.

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Cole does pretty good.

Lawler is too vanilla. I always liked Ventura alot better. Loved when he’d rip on Mcmahon.

by illcowboy on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed agreed

worse than Cole by a mile, and guess what? He doesn’t even like doing commentary.

by SuperFancyMan on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

he doesn't have his own memories

he has been replaced by a WWE Universe Droid with no personality.

by SuperFancyMan on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

The anonymous RAW GM!

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:48 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

It’ll happen again this year with Miz…..amirite

Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.

by OPace on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Why is she relevant at this moment?

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Probably cause of the Debat

Cause hey, nothing like bringing up shit that went on almost 15 years ago

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, ah

Oh, those Republicans…

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

So is there any chance Austin shows up for any mania-related things (including Mania itself) this year os is Austin not interested in being overshadowed by Rock?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

I think is SCSA showed up

He would overshadow the Rock

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

unless Austin interferes in the main event that would be tough to do in Miami

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

WHITE MAMBA!

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

TRUUUUUUTH!!

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

I was texting my girl

But yeah it is weird. Long night I guess

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit..yeah it pretty is. Thought I had enough time to text and flip the channel

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Miz is relevant for 6 minutes again

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Broken back? HHH only needs 3 or 4 weeks to recover from that.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

Haha broken back, wow that's too cheesy.

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

Next week, he'll be in a coma

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Mr. Socko should cheer him up

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Rachel told Jerry, his back really isn't broken

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

He has a broken back?

Welp, somebody better call up Batman and tell him to help rehabilitate Ryder

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

Not a good idea, batman will get him a replacement that might not wanna leave when Zack is coming back.

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Somebody better call his momma!

Zack Ryder’s dad must be worried

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Ryder has a broken back

Better than a broken heart though

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

Broken back? He’ll be back in a month. Use Cena’s hulkish healing powers.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

Did Ryder smoke spice?

"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling

by Moiso13 on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

really, that happened earlier tonight?

i had forgotten already, is not like it went on for 25 minutes or so

pride never die.

by vhw_ on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

Did anybody help Eve out of that ambulance yet?

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

Zack Ryder got Roderick Strong'd?

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

I mean we're joking about this

But what if it was true? Like the ‘Owen Hart has died’ call? Would any of us actually believe that?

by Matthew Roth on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

There would some type of signal

A code word to tell us it is no longer kayfabe

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I do

Kinda spooky to think about

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Johnny Ace warms up like Al Bundy did before his football games.

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by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

He did score 4 touchdowns in a single game for Polk High, so I guess it works.

by lou diamond billups on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

John Lauranaitis will now be representing the Emperor's Guard..

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

That has something to do with his status as interim GM

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

yep

can’t wrestle since he’s not a contracted superstar, conflict of interest or some such

by s1rude on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Ace is not medically cleared, I guess?

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

Dude…can’t risk that counting arm. Good call by the higher-ups.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Johnny Ace in trouble

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

He's dead, only the friendship of Cena and cheers of the children can bring him back.

But Kane must be defeated first.

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Since MITB is being dropped, does this mean we still get the actual match at the next Mania? (29 that is)

Hope so, it felt more important when we get a glimpse at the next world champion at the event. Also, if it’s at WM they’re allowed to make highlight moments because it’s the big stage which equals more exciting spots.

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

Btw

Will Ryder NOT update Long Island Iced Z for a while, to keep up continuity?

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

Another episode of Chi: Long Island True Story

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

God that sucked so hard

I would rather Ryder does it from a hospital bed

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Big O or Zack's dad need to host

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

interesting question

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I still think this will end in a massive brawl

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

How to make WWE Films profitable? Cast John Lauranitis in every single one. The Marine starring Johnny Ace? Oscar Winner. 12 Rounds with Johnny Ace? Highest grossing movie in North America. The Chaperone? Straight to DVD.

by Adult Nathaniel on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

Sure hope the new Ghost Rider film is better than the one that came out in ’07

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

Sure hope my aids goes away with tylenol.

by Adult Nathaniel on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

smfh lol

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha

That is brilliant

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Not too hard to top that one.

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the guys behind the Crank films

so hopefully it will at least revel in it’s batshit insanity

by s1rude on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope Jericho takes over Ryder’s webshow.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah! Alright! Woo!

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:02 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Ryder will probably be resurrected as a Kane follower. I’m not kidding.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

Furure endeavored

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:02 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Ooooo!

Johnny Ace is striaght gangsta!

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

WWE acknowledging Japan and Stan Hansen!!!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

AWESOME LARIATS!

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn Ace put those titties away this a PG show

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Jan 23, 2012 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

Get the WWE Manzeare on WWE Shop.com

by Adult Nathaniel on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s no longer GM

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

NO. NO. FUCK NO.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

Under review

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

GOD DAMNIT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

Damn it all!

I wanted to see this match happen

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

HHH is going to terminate him

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

He does love the spotlight so it could happen.

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Under review, yes!!!!

Next week, permanent GM WOOOO

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

:'(

Nooo

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

HHH IS A FUCK

ASSHOLE IS WRITING HIMSELF INTO THIS STORYLINE

by Matthew Roth on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

He always does, he had to beat Punk for no reason and he's going to beat Taker too.

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Run Away!!!!!!!!!

"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."

by Vikant on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

That nose will tough him far before those fangs will.

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

The Brood

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Great

Aitch is coming back. Great. Absolutely great.

Except the exact opposite.

The 984 Has Spoken!

by The984 on Jan 23, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

WHO IS WITH ME?! BOYCOTT RAW IF JOHNNY ACE LEAVES?!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

I'd stop watching raw again

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

WE ARE AT TWO, FOLKS! RALLY! RALLY FOR JOHNNY ACE!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

YEAH! #OCCUPY_STAMFORD //Yes a twitter mention because I did not hear Cole mention twitter

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Well HHH could go full-on heel .

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

He's better as a heel imo.

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Laurenitis is so awesome

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:05 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Foley is in? Oh well Yoshi, maybe your eligibility will get you in next year!

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

What are the odds that Otunga gets GTS'd?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

kick to stomach. ace crusher. skateboard back up the ramp /ace’d

by Adult Nathaniel on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Censorship

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:07 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Oh, CM just killed the show.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

Oh God…“’Cause..well, you made fun of me.”

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

There's only one big lump of Cole

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

Otunga?

Come on. Make it believable.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Check Otunga’s shiny shoes!!!!!!!!!!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

If he really is on the down-low, he ain’t hiding it too well.

by lou diamond billups on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

They never mention her, which is weird

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:12 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't think she wants to be mentioned

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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Is she still famous/relevant for whatever?

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Weight Watcher’s commercials?

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

FAILTUNGA ON THE ATTACK!

Everyday I'm Russelin'

by noobmaster on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

David still has a job in WWE?

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

So when I said the show will end with a massive brawl, I meant Smackdown. Obviously.

by Kanenite on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTT

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

Fire his ass, Johnny!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

Ziggler? Come on

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Dolph top ramen hair being as "meh" as usual.

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

Thank you

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Aaaaaaannnddddd

That is how we go into the Rumble

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

Bah..Ziggler. Haha@Ace’s “just take it” look

"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

This show was kinda meeeeeeh

But dont you dare take Ace away from me!!

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by IRodC on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

Someone really called Ziggler “meh.” C’mon, son!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

Yes he's "meh", just because you don't think he is doesn't make me wrong or your "son".

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by Cyclonejoker on Jan 23, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps the whole being the best seller of bumps, capable mic work, and excellent in-ring work make you wrong?

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

He’s totally meh (outside of his wrestling), which is why the audience doesn’t give many craps about him.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

He is, sorry

Decent wrestler, everything else, meh.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
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AA Gamethread Embiggening Record Holder- 458 posts (08/24/11)
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Neeson v Wolves

Who wants some of that action?

by s1rude on Jan 23, 2012 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

Anyone see Haywire yet? Carano + Soderbergh?

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

very interested

but haven’t made it to the theatre yet

by s1rude on Jan 23, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Just did today. I was impressed. I’d give it a 6.5 or 7 out of 10.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Can Carano act? Does she have an on screen future?

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

They allegedly dubbed over her voice for the entire movie, so maybe not.

by lou diamond billups on Jan 23, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn’t blown away from her performance, but I think she is pretty capable. They did a good job in the film of trying to give her minimal dialogue and focus on action. She does pretty well in the fight sequences.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 23, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

i kinda liked how the end played out

They had been teasing Punk attacking Ace for a while, and when it finally happens and the crowd erupts, they transfered the heat to Ziggler.

by Dannie Ray on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

Absolutely no way Ziggler’s gonna win the title now imo.

by cheames on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

773 comments so far

Last few week 1000 + to 1500. Cagesiders heading into the Royal Rumble with diminishing interest.

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 23, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

Still have a Giants win! hangover, so I didn't do my part

Sorry

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Ponies

Yes ponies will get more comments. Also, this seemed off for some reason

by MMA42 on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

slower night than we’ve had for a few weeks now. Weird. Figured business would be good with the Rumble coming up.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Jan 24, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I cannot say..

that I account for at least 300 posts, but this night there wasn’t 1000+ posts. And this night, I slept.. sick as a dog, still.

Awesome that Jericho finally spoke, and the video was killer. Wish I could put it on a semi-loop & play it as my wallpaper for my laptop.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 24, 2012 2:11 AM EST reply actions  

Maybe a hundred posts? lol

Get well soon bro.

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 24, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks my friend. Its been a rough couple weeks with this crap.

I still gotta go through all these & see what people were saying.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 24, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I love..

The Rumble video. I will say, of everyone that’s been injured, I have totally forgotten about Alberto Del Rio. Maybe that’s this years surprise.. instead of Orton, as previously speculated on here.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 24, 2012 2:18 AM EST reply actions  

Eve's earings...

Looks like those are for her ankles.. maybe Kane can get her preggers after Zach goes out like a punk.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 24, 2012 2:19 AM EST reply actions  

Watching Kane's intro..

Seeing the “cameras” or maybe “phones” wouldn’t it be pimp shit if the fans held out lighters? and do a wide view & see everyone lit up.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 24, 2012 2:23 AM EST reply actions  

Yes!

Family audience won’t do it but that’d be a badass sight to see.

by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 24, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Kane..

Should take Ryder out in the desert & bury him mafia style.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 24, 2012 2:29 AM EST reply actions  

Ha...

does he have a pulse? Anyone? Is Ryder even breathing?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 24, 2012 2:35 AM EST reply actions  

That Cage match..

Is almost too small for them 3. But I see a gimmicked cage & DB going through it in some way to win.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 24, 2012 2:37 AM EST reply actions  

Ryder...

has lousy friends. That’s the most caring things these 2 can come up with. He may as well call his momma..

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 24, 2012 2:38 AM EST reply actions  

Cena..

is turning into the Cenestro… the evil Cena. He’s losing his mind. Maybe Orton can give him some pointers on dealing with those voices.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 24, 2012 2:40 AM EST reply actions  

Ahhh..

I like it.. that was a good set up for Johnny… w/ Miz & Truth.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 24, 2012 2:51 AM EST reply actions  

The more I watch..

The more Brodus screams Akeem. And he’s got the old school Fat Boys look down too. Its awesome.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 24, 2012 2:56 AM EST reply actions  

Whoa..

They are going to go w/ a broken back angle?

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 24, 2012 3:08 AM EST reply actions  

I guess its better than a broken heart.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 24, 2012 3:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Johnny...

He needs a great theme song.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 24, 2012 3:12 AM EST reply actions  

Looks like..

they figured out how to write HHH back into the show.. so how will Taker play into this? I have a feeling he may very well be a key piece.

Suum Cuique

by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 24, 2012 3:21 AM EST reply actions  

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