WWE Raw results and live blog for Jan. 2, 2012: The mystery return man finally arrives
by Geno Mrosko on Jan 2, 2012 9:00 PM EST
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WWE Monday Night Raw comes waltzing back into our lives TONIGHT (Jan. 2, 2012) from the FedEx Forum in Memphis, Tennessee. And it's finally time for us all to learn who the mystery return man is.
There's plenty of speculation and conspiracy theories as to who it is that will trot out to the ring tonight, possibly during the CM Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler match for the WWE championship, but the truth of the matter is no one knows. Not yet, anyway.
Speaking of Punk and Ziggler, their match was set last week after Ziggler pinned the champ to earn a shot at his title. No, that doesn't make sense but it is what it is.
Local advertisements have Jerry Lawler taking on Michael Cole in a Memphis Street Fight and John Cena vs. Kane in a Raw Challenge Match. It's entirely possible both are dark matches that won't make the air. And, looking at them, that might not be such a bad thing.
All the focus is on the big mystery return, anyway, so who cares, right?
The fun kicks off tonight at 9 p.m. ET on USA. Make sure to come back and enjoy the show with all your favorite Cagesider commenters. It's always a good time. Raw live blog after the jump.
WWE RAW RESULTS AND LIVE BLOG JAN. 2, 2012
Geno here.
Broadcast is live.
They kick off the promo just before airtime with the creepy kid saying "it will be the end of the world as you know it."
We know, little dude. And we can't wait.
I have to admit, pretty pumped for this one, folks.
Michael Cole plugs the Punk vs. Ziggler match before they go into the promo from last week with Kane and John Cena. Wasn't long before they cut this together. Lots of signs being shown with Cena looking slightly upset and confused and even beaten down.
They didn't cut as much of the promo as I expected. Although they did use a much louder dueling chant for the video and a goofy dark laugh from Kane to close it. Cena was money during that entire promo just by looking troubled.
They cut to the intro with Nickelback assaulting our ears.
Cena will kick off the show. Huge reaction, sounds more like cheers than boos. He tells the camera this is "Jerry Lawler country." Cena acknowledges the mixed reaction and they show plenty of the "CENA SUCKS" t-shirts they've been slanging. Lawler says none of this is bothering John because he feeds on it and loves it.
Yeah, okay, Jer.
Cena opens his promo by saying 2011 may not have ended how he wanted but it's a new year. Immediately starts pandering by wishing everyone a happy new year. A "You Suck" chant breaks out.
"As you can see, not much has changed," Cena responds.
Good stuff.
Cena says his first resolution is to wear less underwear. His father is now banned from WWE TV.
Are you crazy, John? Your dad was awesome.
The third resolution comes at WrestleMania. He'll slap the face off Dwayne Johnson's neck and resolve to show the Rock he's lost his lady parts. Did he really just say that?
Uh-oh. He says he'll remain loyal to who he is and true to his character. "It won't stop just because someone throws fire in your face." Damn it, John. Let the hate consume you.
He talks about being emotional last week but immediately lets the crowd know it wasn't because of them. The fans have paid to get in and he can't judge what they say or how they say it. This is getting downright ridiculous. Let's knock it off with the making the fans a part of the show in this manner schtick. It doesn't fit right.
Cena says he's got an issue with Kane, who just doesn't seem to understand how feuds are handled in pro wrestling. Which is to say, get in the ring and duke it out. Maintains that he won't turn his back on the fans and he'll continue to rise above hate and all that other crap.
"There's no better feeling than being in this ring in front of all of you. I will continue to enjoy any emotional response that I get. And I'm going to start this year off the way that it should be started off: by thanking you."
Finally, Kane's music hits to end this abomination.
His voice comes over the loudspeaker and he says Cena WILL embrace the hate and he'll personally witness the power of hate ...
TONIGHT!
Maniacal laugh and then the usual explosion while Cena looks scared.
That wasn't nearly the follow up I was hoping for.
Another plug for Punk vs. Ziggler and the mystery return promo shows a message again:
"The End Begins Tonight."
Commercial break.
Daniel Bryan gets the dreaded slot right after the opener. I wonder how many viewers he'll lose. He'll go up against Cody Rhodes in a non-title affair.
Daniel Bryan vs. Cody Rhodes -- The plug a couple matches for Smackdown, both Show vs. Bryan and Rhodes vs. Booker T before the match gets underway. Rhodes takes the early edge and works Bryan's arm. Meanwhile in Memphis, a D-Bryan chant breaks out.
Holy sh*t. Michael Cole literally just said these words:
"I mean, come on, Jerry, how can you take Daniel Bryan seriously as a champion?"
Lawler got his chance to sell us but he failed miserably and even though Bryan is taking the edge in the match with Rhodes, I can't get over the fact that Cole was allowed to say that on TV. In fact, he was probably told by Vince McMahon to say it and that just makes it all the worse.
NEVER BURY YOUR TALENT, DUMMY!
Whatever. Rhodes makes a comeback and hits the Beautiful Disaster before Bryan suddenly gets a small package for the pin.
So the world heavyweight champion had to use a sneak pin to beat the Intercontinental champion. Bryan jumps on the announcers table and all around on the barricade ringside to celebrate like he just picked up the biggest win of his career.
They replay last week's segment showing R-Truth returning to beat down Miz.
We go to the back and John Laurinaitis is watching TV. Miz shows up and wants to know what he thinks of what Truth did to him last week. Johnny Ace says he didn't agree with it and thought it was unprofessional. Miz doesn't like that answer, so Laurinaitis shows him the video Miz taking Truth out a couple months back.
"Does that ring a bell?"
"No."
Ha.
Laurinaitis says it's obvious that Miz is scared. Sets him up for a match against Sheamus and Miz says he'll be a sitting duck. Laurinaitis says that's better than being a lame duck. He walks off and Truth comes into the picture flapping his arms and quacking with a sh*t-eating grin on his face.
WIN.
Commercial break.
Rumble promo. Hey, we should probably start ramping up with looks back on past Rumble matches, huh? Anyone like the sound of that?
They show Hacksaw Jim Duggan winning the first ever Rumble back in 1988. Old school.
Barrett comes out to very little heat, or at least that's how it sounds on my TV, which is to say I'm not hearing much of anything over his music. That's not good when you consider the guy took out one of the company's top babyfaces.
They show a recap of last week's brawl between the two and Orton getting chucked down the stairs before Barrett runs off. Hopefully that means he's out until Rumble so he can be a surprise entrant in his hometown of St. Louis.
Barrett has a mic and says he didn't want to come out and wish anyone a happy new year because he doesn't give a care about this year, no different than last year. It's already been a good year for him, though, seeing as Orton is out of the picture. Claims he didn't plan on tossing Randall down the stairs but it was kill or be killed and subsistence wins out, folks.
"He fell victim to the Barrett Barrage."
Gotta be the worst gimmick in some time.
He starts yapping about winning the Rumble before the greatest mid-card comedy jobber's music interrupts.
Santino Marella vs. Wade Barrett -- HA. Santino punks him by giving him a pop quiz and manual buzzer before he can answer as to who lasted longer in the Rumble last year. It was Santino, not Barrett, stupid-o.
Indeed.
Typical Santino match. He gets beat on, does one move that gives him just enough time to tease the Cobra, gets countered when he goes for it and his opponent hits their finisher for the pin.
Barrett is now using a side slam he's calling the Winds of Change as a finisher, huh? The same slam everyone else uses. Good job, Wade. That's like trying to make a pick up body slam a finisher.
The Bellas are in the back bickering and Miz is there asking them if they've seen R-Truth. They say they haven't but they have seen a "Little Jimmy." He scoffs and says he's glad Alberto Del Rio got hurt.
He walks off and Truth is shown stalking him before walking up to the camera and shushing us.
This is TNA-esque, right there.
Commercial break.
Sheamus vs. The Miz -- Miz comes out looking over his shoulder like he's scared sh*tless of Truth coming out to beat on him some more. It's okay, Miz, Sheamus is going to do it for him.
Miz gets the early edge with some cheap heel tactics before Sheamus quickly does the forearms to the chest through the ropes spot. This leads Miz to run out through the crowd and suddenly Truth's voice comes on over the speakers. And he's in the crowd with a mic and talking about running into Little Jimmy. Says Little Jimmy says Miz needs to get got.
Naturally, this leads Miz to run away and back to the ring area where Sheamus is waiting to deliver a Brogue Kick and a taunting scream before leaving to the back.
Truth finds a water bottle and cracks Miz over the dome with it.
Miz is laid out and Truth's music hits before he walks out through the crowd. He stops and says "This weekly Miz beatdown was brought to you by Little Jimmy." Then gives a kid a chance to cut a promo by asking him what he thinks about it and the kid gets on the mic and says...
"Happy new year, Miz."
That's the best you had, kid? That was your shot, man. You blew it.
Another promo for Punk vs. Ziggler later tonight.
Commercial break.
They come back talking about Twitter and Cole says he's the most hated man on the Internet. And he's probably right. He says Punk vs. Ziggler will be on in just a few minutes, which means it's getting the coveted second hour start time slot.
Backstage interview time with Ziggler. They pan over to him and he's doing a headstand, being a showoff. When he finishes it, Vickie Guerrero comes in and fixes his hair. Oh, that's money.
He says he pinned Punk last week just as easy as he did that headstand. I can't keep up with how fast he's talking but he's cutting an awesome freaking promo right now. That was perfect in every way imaginable. Seriously, amazing.
Cut to a far less talented pair of performers, Zack Ryder and Eve, yapping. Jack Swagger shows up and calls Ryder a dork. Says he'll take Ryder's girlfriend and his title. They bicker and Laurinaitis shows up to put together a six-man tag match. Swagger, Mark Henry and Kane vs. Ryder, Big Show and Cena.
Sigh. The old "nothing better to do so let's throw together a six-man tag."
Commercial break.
CM Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler -- Out first to a big ovation is the WWE champion. A guy on the scene in the FedEx Forum is feeding us info and tells us the crowd is full of white Punk shirts.
It's clobberin' time!
Ziggler's entrance music is terrible. I'd like to go back over the list of big time stars and see how good/bad their entrance music is/was. I'm convinced how over a superstar is directly coincides with how sh*tty their music is.
Collar and elbow tie up and Punk goes for a quick couple of pinfalls but fails both times. Works a full nelson before Ziggler reverses and they do some rolling on the mat.
They reset with Cole and Lawler talking about the grappling credentials of each guy. Nice opening to the match.
After the restart, Punk hits a backbreaker but Ziggler regains control fairly quickly. He does little things that make him so genius. As in, while he had Punk laying prone, he was slicking his hair back with his hands and flicking them out towards Punk.
Money.
Punk comes roaring back with three straight running leg drops. They do a spot with Ziggler sending Punk into the ropes face first and they misjudged where they were in the ring and Punk takes it badly. Looked rough and WWE rightfully replays it about four times.
Ziggler works a sleeper to give them time to.
They work back and forth a bit more with Ziggler hitting a big spot to the outside. Back in the ring and he only gets two before they fade away for a break.
Commercial break.
As the show comes back in Punk and Ziggler are trading punches with the boo-yay chant going right behind it. Ziggler goes for a sleeper and Punk counters with an ugly backdrop.
They trade near fall rollups before Ziggler hits a leg lariat that gets two. They set up the spot with Punk hitting the high knee and into the bulldog. It only gets a two count and Punk calls for the GTS.
Here comes Laurinaitis. He brings the referee over to help fix a turnbuckle that had it's covering come off. Punk locks in the Anaconda Vice and gets the tap but the ref doesn't see it. Punk checks to see what's going on and a crazy exchange ensues that sees Punk sent to the outside, where he gets counted out.
Ziggler wins via countout but Punk keeps the title. Dolph goes out and grabs the belt anyway and celebrates like it's his. They immediately show a replay of what just happened while Ziggler celebrates. Punk gets sick of it and goes to chase him.
And still no mystery return man
Well, maybe. Nope.
They cut out and showed text on the screen that simply read -- "He is here."
Commercial break.
Lawler feels the need to make sure to tell us Ziggler isn't the champion coming back from break since they failed so spectacularly to inform us of the official result of the title match before the break.
Diva's match time.
Bellas vs. Eve and Kelly Kelly -- One team won and no one cared. The match sucked. They botched the finish, although Eve did hit a nice moonsault off the top rope.
Backstage and Laurinaitis is with David Otunga. Punk comes running in and says he can't let this one slide. Ace almost cost him the championship. Laurinaitis says Punk's problem is with Ziggler, not him. Sets up a match between the two at the Royal Rumble.
And Laurinaitis will be the special guest referee.
Punk says he'll need Otunga if he screws Punk out of the title at Rumble because he'll want to sue him after he goes to jail. And why would he be going to jail?
"Animal cruelty. Because I'm going to beat you like a bitch."
Laurinaitis looks stoic like he always does while Otunga looks downright shocked at such language. How dare he!
Commercial break.
Finally. They come back with another promo for the mystery return man. It's new. The little lady says, "you have brought this on yourself."
Here we go, folks.
The little dude says, "She has spoken. It is time. The end of the world as you know it is here. Now"
My TV screen is shaking from the camera work. The crowd looks confused. They're getting more and more excited, though.
Everything goes black.
Still waiting.
A Y2J chant starts.
And it's him. They show his jacket lit up and he's doing his signature pose. The fireworks hit.
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!!!!
Jericho is back.
He looks like he's in great shape. His belly doesn't look as pushed out as usual, at least from the few glances at it I could get. He's really playing this up. Slapping hands with everyone ringside while his music plays.
Finally, his music stops and he grabs the mic. The crowd goes quiet but he yells, "COME ON, YEAH!"
The crowd starts chanting one more match, then Y2J, then it gets all messed up.
He keeps going and I'm starting to think he's stalling. Is Undertaker supposed to be coming out now and they've messed up the timing? He's going way to long here without saying anything and acting goofy.
He refuses to speak and just keeps celebrating around the ring. I think I'm starting to hear boos. I know I would be booing at this point.
He's doing the schtick where he points to one side of the crowd and they go nuts, then points to the other so they can go nuts. Periodic chants break out but Memphis isn't exactly jumping here.
He goes to talk and then drops the mic and starts celebrating again.
What the hell is this?
Either this was planned, which is what I'm thinking, or he's being a gigantic mark for himself and can't help but revel in the few cheers he's still getting.
He's now at the top of the ramp and still running around asking for cheers. Dude, I'm starting to hate your guts.
He stands at the top smiling and I'm really freaking confused here. The videos were creepy and talked about the end of the world as we know it. He just came out and cheesed everywhere.
Main event next.
Commercial break.
I can just picture Jericho in the back going, "They totally don't know what to think! We got 'em! Yeah, baby, buncha marks!"
Now I'm kind of hoping that was just a big swerve and Taker comes out during the main event and wrecks shop before Triple H comes out to go after Taker. Something crazy, I don't know. I'm disappointed right now.
John Cena, Big Show and Zack Ryder vs. Mark Henry, Kane and Jack Swagger -- Everyone comes out except Kane and suddenly Otunga is making his way to the ring. He has an impromptu meeting with the ref and ring announcer and we're told Kane isn't participating. So instead it's a handicap match.
So now an injured Henry is teaming with a choad jobber like Swagger against Show, Ryder and Cena. This is terrible.
Cena kills Swagger to start, just long enough to get the dueling Cena chants going. Cole actually acknowledges them now and even brings attention to them. Swagger gets a counter and takes control just in time to go to break. "Hurry to commercial, don't show Cena getting hit by that jobber!", Vince must have screamed in the back.
Commercial break.
Hot tag to Big Show and he kills Swagger with an ass in the corner. That's a legit move in WWE now, folks. Swagger tags out to Henry in a hurry after Show calls for the WMD and in comes gimpy.
Show knocks Henry out without making him bump much at all. Show gets pissed and grabs a chair and starts working Henry on the outside. The ref eliminates them and and I didn't even realize this was an elimination handicap match.
Oh well.
Ryder hits the Broski Boot on Swagger and sizes him up for the Flying Teabag. Swagger counters with the Ankle Lock and Ryder tries to get the tag to Cena, which he does. Five Moves of Doom time, right away.
Where's Kane?
AA hits as Cena gleefully smiles at the fact that he's lost six times in his six years on Raw. Gets the pin and that's that, the hero rides again. Ryder sells an ankle injury. Kane's music hits and Cena goes up the ramp to get to him as he comes out.
But Kane climbs up from under the ring. Blasts Ryder while Cena stands like an idiot awaiting him to come out the entrance way. When he goes to save Ryder, Kane takes him out with the modified mandible claw. Cena goes out and Kane gets in the ring to go after Ryder.
He tries to get away but Kane drags him down under the ring. "He's getting sucked into the abyss here," says Cole.
But hey, there's Cena to make the save and tell little Zack Ryder it's all okay. Suddenly, some pyro goes off right where the gigantic hole in the ring is and smoke fills the arena from said hole. Cena looks on as though he's terrified, even though he ran up on Kane with no fear just a minute earlier.
And that's that.
Fade to black.
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I'll bet one dollar Canadian..
that they give the mystery man the Brodus treatment & he gets calls to show up next week.. maybe Fed Ex a new video clip of the creepy kids.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 AM EST reply actions
Odds of it being Jericho?
I would say it is about 80/20. Dude protests too much saying it isn’t him and that Brock took a dive.
by Phenom507 on Jan 2, 2012 12:08 PM EST via Android app reply actions
Wish they could build as effectively to each of their PPVs.
The mystery return video is the best booking they’ve done in a while. They’ve succeeded in building mystery, anticipation and debate around it. Hopefully they generate some ratings with this tonight. They deserve it! Hats off to them.
Mystery Man is...
Bobby Lashley! No? How about Brock Lesnar! No? Uh…Jeri…you know what screw it, I think it’s going to be (this comment did not finish because Vince McMahon had the script re-written)
Why doesn't it make sense that Ziggler faces Punk tonight?
He pinned the champ and now gets a shot at the title.
cmon people
this is wwe, the big mystery man end bringer is gonna be taker and hes gonna start his lame feud with god (HHH) _
oh and they are gonna take like
30 minutes of the damn show with no commercials for a long ass boring promo, of course
don’t forget the commercial break mid promo
by Flyingtoasterpiledriver on Jan 2, 2012 9:00 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Okay, why cole saying it's rare the title is defended on Raw?
Don’t we have a title defense match at least once a month?
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
because he is johnny ace without the funny
by Flyingtoasterpiledriver on Jan 2, 2012 9:03 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Actually we went like three months between WWE title matches between Mysterio/Cena and Punk/ADR
by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 2, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Did we really?
Damn it seemed shorter. The Heaveyweight title got some free tv action so that might have been screwing me up.
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
I hate this..
We were just talking about why Cena has to be the focal point of every story they come up with.
Good Evening Ladies and Gents
Happy New Year! Now let’s see if we can start the year off right with a decent episode of RAW
Not looking good so far.. playing the WHOLE Kane promo.. they aren’t even splicing it up
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Ha what did we say about the video packages?
100X better than last weeks promo
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
Stuck at work tonight
So I’m relying on you fine people for highlights and stuff.
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 2, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions
Just Tuning In
Has Silent Rage made his debut yet?
Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.
What's up gang?
Boy, they really mic’d up those chants from the end of the last Raw, eh?
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Author, Baseball Prospectus Fantasy
Why are we drinking?
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Michael Cole is still on commentary isn’t he? Good reason there.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 2, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Ah I missed it.
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
For New Years
And the Cageside Seats drinking game, I’m breaking out the Grey Goose L’Orang. TWITTER DRINK!
Yet another meandering, useless Cena promo
John at his microphone worst
Fish Stripes, a Florida Marlins blog
Author, Baseball Prospectus Fantasy
You think hemroids are kickin?
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
John Cena: Making Jeff Dunham look funny since 2007.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
What?
“How much he is able to get up when his back is against the wall?” Your directions are all off, John.
Fish Stripes, a Florida Marlins blog
Author, Baseball Prospectus Fantasy
Back too football.
Tell me when Cena is off.
John Cena vs. Jacob Volkmann. Book it.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
more like a roided up Tebow
by mqatrombone on Jan 2, 2012 9:10 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
See Kane!!!
4 sentences then bounce. That is how you cut a Kane promo
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
We could have cut that promo in half
and it would have been too long. Less pandering, more points, Cena.
Fish Stripes, a Florida Marlins blog
Author, Baseball Prospectus Fantasy
His true power
Is getting a younger woman every year. Is he getting lessons from Lawler?
by MMA42 on Jan 2, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know but he better not
I have a post written up that will be ruined if he does show
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
ha.. I was trying to start a paypal pool on my FB on when Spags would be fire from the rams, selling 15 min blocks for 5$. We could try that w/ this, selling 3 min blocks.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
I mean what I don't get is that the crowd used to chant
‘YOU SUCK!’ to Kurt Angle. And it became a great part of his character. Why aren’t they doing the same with Cena? Instead he’s the guy who hasn’t developed a new character or changed in 3 years.
Because Cena will bitch and bitch.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
And his lady parts will start bleeding.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
How did it become a great part of his character?
Because his character recognized it then stopped caring about it? How is that better than this Cena storyline?
Fish Stripes, a Florida Marlins blog
Author, Baseball Prospectus Fantasy
Because Cena truly does suck
It was fun with Angle. It’s frustration with Cena.
Gillberg...Gillberg...Gillberg...
by GoForthAndDie on Jan 3, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Alright Daniel brian
Gets to job on Raw
by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 2, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions
I think they’re heading that direction.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 2, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Look, I love a Rhodes / Bryan matchup as much as everybody
but haven’t we seen enough of this matchup for free? And without any hype? Not a smart decision.
Fish Stripes, a Florida Marlins blog
Author, Baseball Prospectus Fantasy
This
Not to mention is a zero sum game to build up heat
by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 2, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
I was expecting
But perhaps those dreams will be shattered?
Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.
by OPace on Jan 2, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I see what you did there
The 984 Has Spoken!
by The984 on Jan 2, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WOulda said the same thing about Snookie last year
Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.
Hopefully
Makes more sense than Booker.
Gillberg...Gillberg...Gillberg...
by GoForthAndDie on Jan 3, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
I'm assuming that Smackdown is running out of top heels that don't have belts but
would pass the smell test with the audience.
And Danielson gets the Diva rollup going for him
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
Well, he was the master of the Small Package
and that was not even a disgusting pun that I just did there!
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Author, Baseball Prospectus Fantasy
Alberto Del Rio's feelings are hurt
By your analysis.
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 2, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Hogan did an awesome job as a parent. Are you kidding me? His son is awesome at drinking & driving… and he doesn’t let one little slip up stop him from honing his skills.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Terrible
they keep passing on chances to build Bryan.
HAHAHA
Lame duck
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
How else am I supposed to remember what happened?
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
But at least R-Truth saved the first quarter
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
The comedic standards for wrestling are really low
Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.
Oh yes
You were expecting cleverness?
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Nope,
just the realization that wrestling is the only place duck jokes could pass as funny. Now a crazy racialized black guy? That works everywhere.
Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.
I assumed folks found it humorous because Miz is known to sport the duck face.
by King Oskar on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
The shittiest finisher in wrestling… Wade Barret
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Even The Flying Teabag is better than that.
by Kanenite on Jan 2, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
New tweet from Johnny Ace:
Just reassured a talented young #WWE #RAW superstar… Gotta run tho, I’m positive I heard someone quacking outside my office… Gobbledy??
Brodus delayed again?
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
I really hopeso
The best bit in aaaalllll of sports entertainment is the call up
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
That's the "thing" creative finally figured out for him
His gimmick is always getting delayed week after week. Get over with that, Brodus!
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This is where Barrett shines
He needs some more promo time.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
Wade Barret, looks like Patrick Bateman, talks like Jeremy Clarkson
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
The rest of his entrance needs an update, though. New lighting effects and video graphics. And maybe even boost the volume of his music.
by lou diamond billups on Jan 2, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
nahh Barret kicks his head off to end the segment
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
You know what would make Barret unbelievably awesome? Handlebar mustache.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 2, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
At sometime Santino is gonna have to get serious.
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
Are you just being serious for a minute?
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Channeling his inner Schiavone
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 2, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Fabio and Top Chef
have carved a niche in my heart for goofy Italian accents.
Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.
lmao
Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...
by Major on Jan 2, 2012 9:39 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Ok? Bossman Slam as a finisher? I like it better than the waste… land
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
It’s just so simple I don’t buy it as a finisher
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Like the Stunner or Rock Bottom is complicated?
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
You got me there
But I’ve seen so many guys use the move to set up top rope finishers it just looks too common
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
I think the point is he’s taller and stronger, so it hurts more than when the average wrestler does it
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Running powerslam probably since he was a rip off of Bruiser Brody.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 2, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Be very wery quiet, R-Truth is hunting duck face.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 2, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Ha!
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
If Truth has come back to his senses I have no problem with the feud.
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
Anyone buying into this creepy, funny R-Truth thing?
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
I am loving this
But I love R-Truth.
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah. I buy it.
Its better than anything else he’s done besides Psycho Heel Truth. Truth got the audience to be quiet when they popped a little bit when he appeared.
I loved psycho heel Truth.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
I would cheer for heel Truth. So at least this means I’m doing what I’m supposed to
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
I hate R-Truth
but this is… interesting
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Which it makes it more worth watching than Cena’s promos.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Scorpion King 3?!
Wait, when did they make a ‘Scorpion King 2’?
by lou diamond billups on Jan 2, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions
It starred Kurt Angle as an anal rapist. Wait wrong movie.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 2, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
HAHA
Sheamus is announced as “The Great White” now?
"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"
LOL
Mark Henry should be known as “The Great Black”… but I guess that would be a tad bit controversial.
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The Silverblack.
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Great white vs. Average Orange
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by IRodC on Jan 2, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The returning superstar, well lets narrow it down to who it isn't.
Chris Masters
Kozlov
Brock Lesnar
Stone Cold
Bobby Lashley
Kurt Angle
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
Hmm...
Lance Storm is coming back.
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Not Perry Saturn.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
by Grim Spandango on Jan 2, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
It's The Boogieman or Kazarny.
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Not Molly Holly
Even though that would be awesome
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 2, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
well it sure as hell isnt
Chris Jericho
/wink wink
by rice rice baby on Jan 2, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Pennywise?
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 2, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
He will give you a Corona
i.e. urinate in your mouth.
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Where's the bell???
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MATCH? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO SHEAMUS’S FIGHT MONEY????
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The Great Truth
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Gray
Because they’re black and white, you see.
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 2, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
R-Truth and Sheamus as tag team champions
Book it. Now
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Nope, the slow motion water bottle doesn't make it look better
That’s one part of the gimmick I do not care for.
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Triple H gets a sledgehammer, RTruth gets a bottle of water
Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.
by OPace on Jan 2, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
It's a C O N .....spiracy!
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
i dont really dig
r-truths character right now.
I thought that kid was just going to shout penis into the microphone or something.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
It crossed his mind
You could see his hesitation. But it’s good he didn’t.
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
R-Truth is so crazy
it’s thoroughly enjoyable. I’m pretty sure he turned around and looked at the steps and had a word for it before knocking Miz out with the bottle.
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Obviously you don’t know the difference between hard and soft water. Please call your local home inspector.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Jan 2, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
11 Year Old Kid just cut a shorter and more effective promo than Cena
by Rynak on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions 13 recs
REC'D
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
by Grim Spandango on Jan 2, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
And that’s how you get COTN
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
He isn’t 6’5 with huge muscles.
Good luck to him in his future endeavors
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by IRodC on Jan 2, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Any further news on Averno signing with the WWE?
Was it a developmental contract? I imagine they’ll try to get him in b4 Mania since they want to break a Mask record right.
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
Shay-mus
Just dominated the Miz’ chest.
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It's not just the Internet Cole
Everyone hates you
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You know what would be great
Miz comes out and the boys in the trailer play Kurt Angle’s music and between pauses the crowd chants (bam-bamp) YOU DUCK (bam-bamp) YOU DUCK …
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
I don’t wanna watch Jack Thwagger in any way shape or form
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Are you theriouth bro?!
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
He should really try and jump over to MMA
his wrestling career is going nowhere.
Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.
The Mystery Man will be
The ANONYMOUS RAW GENERAL MANAGER, ladies and gentlemen!
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 2, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions
I wonder if a girl released a video of herself crying about Michael Cole being a heel.
Would the WWE drop Cole as a heel.
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
I apologize..
I clearly went way over the line w/ the DC sniper comment. Can’t even blame the bottle either.
Good, I wanted to see a Ziggler promo
to hype his match. He’s gotten much better on the mic and getting heat.
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That would be hard to sit down
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
The Mystery man is....
The anonymous General Manager whom also kidnapped Samoa Joe, but we will never know who that is.
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Samoa what now?
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 2, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Who would've thought Nicky would end up this good
Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.
Me too. WWE squanders collegiate wrestling talent.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Don't speak to soon, Dolph isn't getting squandered
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
Well, I know. But 99.9% anyway.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Dolph Ziggler
The next King of Pakour.
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Ziggler should cut promos in 140 characters or fewer
Just to continue the #HEEL part of it.
The 984 Has Spoken!
Johnny Ace grows something on me. That’s how much I love him.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
On a very special Monday Night Raw
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 2, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
im like in love with Dolph Ziggler.
homo and all
You need to make room on that sack for me.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
We're gonna need a bigger bed
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by IRodC on Jan 2, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Because that’s where the real surprise is.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
I said that like a week ago.. its Cain.. and he’s like Cactus Jack, w/ multiple personalities.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
We all assumed it was Jericho coming for Punk.. but let’s be real, you proved earlier that ALL the stories revolve around Cena.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Dolph on fire...
Ryder getting less likeable every week.
by King Oskar on Jan 2, 2012 9:56 PM EST via Android app reply actions
Yeah, Dolph keeps developing while Ryder doesn’t.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 2, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
they just dont know what to do with him atm
its not like ryders character needs a lot of improvement anyway, where he needs improvement its in the ring work
They gave the WWE Title match the top of the second hour slot
and they’re doing a 6-man tag at the end of the show. Shows you how far the title has fallen since MiTB.
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yeah so much for the “wow this is such a rare occasion and you can’t miss a Raw title defense!!!” hype
In comparison
The IC Title and World Heavyweight Championships are being billed as “main events” for this Friday’s Smackdown. That show is being written much better.
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by Michael Jong on Jan 2, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Well, at least we don't know when it will end, right?
by King Oskar on Jan 2, 2012 10:00 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Interesting to see how he is growing on everyone.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Zack Ryder
Needs to mash DP to win.
QCF+P FADC SRK FADC into Metsu
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Ryder did a better job of writing for himself than WWE creative does.
by joliemadchen on Jan 2, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I enjoyed when WWE didn’t waste TV time either.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry. My Ryder hate is overwhelming.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Now that’s a sack I will jump on.. to continue the other thread
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Do you know the real Lance Storm?
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He's much worse at "cutting promos" when he doesn't just have to use his catchphrases
Needs to work on his timing.
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by Michael Jong on Jan 2, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
its never a good sign
when the champion comes out first. more often than not they lose the belt when that happens. i think it also shows that they have little faith in punk
Dolph's new Themesong is so terrible.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
I'm OK with it
but I wish they didn’t just try to mix two songs together without making it smooth.
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by Michael Jong on Jan 2, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
And we got the cute Punk fans in attendance
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
Shout out to the RIP Mom in the sign. RIP to his mom.. very cool
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions
Hopefully Punk has chilled out and hasn't been to active outside of the ring.
He’s seemingly slowed down and needs all the rest he can get.
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
Ryder will have to learn to handle the mic and promote himself on his own.
Ziggler wasn’t all that great or good on the mic. It takes a while.
Maybe the creepy girl is Vicky.. and she’s adding to her stable.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions
Haha, Justin Roberts doing the formal intros
He’s not Lilian Garcia, but this could have used some Chimmel or Fink.
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Hands down. Better than Nitro’s hired gun.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Sadly, Buffer was the high point of a lot of WCW’s main events.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
I liked Buffer
Like Fink, he made the matches seem important. Sorely lacking these days.
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by Michael Jong on Jan 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Jeremy Borash
Better or worse than what WWE runs out there for ring announcers (Ricardo Rodriguez not included)?
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by Michael Jong on Jan 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Hey..
Can anyone explain the CM Punk’s not dead sign from SVR video games. Thanks.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions
Expecting a lot from this match.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions
Also, I’d love to see more mat wrestling like Barnett’s match in Japan on New Year’s from Ziggler.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions
Vickie Gurerro in a dress..
Hot!
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Dolph went to high school with Gray Maynard. He apparently didn’t teach Gray how to cut a promo.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Hmm
Some dude has a Y2J Hockey jersey in the stands. Does he know something we don’t?
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As much of an ego maniac as Chris is.. its prolly him.. haha
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
is it me or is Vickie getting hotter and hotter
or am I just sick?
She’s always lookin’ good.. but best w/o a bra
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
It's not you.
She is puttin’ work in.
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she is losing weight
but i dunno if i would call her hot
She needs to do a spread.
So everyone that junk in her trunk.
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can see*
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I’d pay for it. Gotta get my Lindsay one here soon too.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
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I think this is Trainyard Roth, not Matt Roth—writer extraordinaire.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, it looks like Ziggler is dropping Punk kinda awkwardly
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
I think its Punk’s style.. he’s always had minor botches. He likes to make it look real, and unscripted.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
It's worse than you remember
Especially after you’ve had NJ pizza
by Matthew Roth on Jan 2, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Hell Yeah
IN East Brunswick is a place called Alfonso’s, they have a wood burning stove. Killer pizza there. Crispy and a nice crunch at the crust
I'll always be partial to TJ's in Asbury for Sicilian
and Pete and Elda’s for greasy thin crust pizza.
by Matthew Roth on Jan 2, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
Jersey pizza
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Have fun painting the insides of your toilet.
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I lived not more than 3 mins from one.. 5$ pizzas. Oh man.. it was on.. Beer & pizza 5 nights a week.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
We have our St. Louis Style here. But when I travel, I like to try other pizza places. And steal their shot glasses.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Such a risk going to commercial during a match. How do they know that the match won’t end while they are away?
Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.
No risk.. its smart.. I hated it until I understood the biz dynamics of it. You get PPV matches w/o commercials.. that’s the selling point.. well one of them
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Also why you pay to see it live.. as opposed to on tv.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Ahahaha
That is great
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
The ref has an earpiece so he knows when they’re back from commercial.
by joliemadchen on Jan 2, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
Because this is a real sport, not some fake one like boxing.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 2, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Y2J!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions
UHOH! TURNBUCKLE EXPOSED! SHENANIGANS!
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
But that's vintage Cole!
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 2, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
War Mr. Excitement!
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by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions
John Laurinaitis versus anyone is a great storyline.
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by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Holy Crap!!!
That was awesome Johnnu Ace!
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UNCLEAN FINIIIISSSSSSHHH
YAY!!!!!!!!
Admittedly there should not have been a clean finish in this match. They should go to PPV with this.
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And that's a rec
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 2, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
man, great match
and it builds to a PPV match between the two.
Er…what happened to by pin/submission?
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 2, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions
He’s not the real champ.. it sets up the feud continuing. Which means the surp is for Cena.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
That looked a little like Steen next to Zig
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions
you can celebrate all you want
but that’s not your title.
Yeah I was just gonna say
I don’t think Ziggler won the belt. He’s just running around with it
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
No, remember Cena is the guy that cost Vince his job by losing that match & setting the motions in action.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
He was talking about the "he" in the phrase he is here
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Count outs are like
a hug on prom night
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those vids
are such a tease. its gotta be jerhico
Punk is still champ
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
ANOTHER title change!?!?!?
Alright so the Intercontinental championship lost all of its value years ago – but now it’s like they’re trying to completely devalue the WWE Championship as well.
I’m beyond confused – and how is everyone else remaining so calm about this!?
the title doesn't change hands on a count out
Ziggler stole it.
can't lose title by count out
Dolph’s been running around with the title after beating Punk the past couple of times
by mqatrombone on Jan 2, 2012 10:21 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Sorry guys
Was watching the Fiesta Bowl and switched back just in time to see Ziggler with the championship. Thanks to Cole and Lawler for not mentioning once during all the replays what had actually happened.
Undertaker and Steph
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Steph & Taker… to teach Cena Hate. Been saying it since my pooh earlier.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Perry Saturn and Moppy.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
by Grim Spandango on Jan 2, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
JBL
Nah, it’s actually Jericho.
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 2, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Katie Vick has returned from the dead to destroy Kane and Triple H.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
It's clearly going to be Silent Rage.
Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.
He is here
Does rule out Kharma?
by King Oskar on Jan 2, 2012 10:24 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
If a match just ended and a match is about to start.
Then “HE” isn’t hear for anybody until he comes out and says it.
R.I.P. British Bulldog &
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
Supa hot Catwoman costume. & I dig on their song.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
pass the lube
i’ve only got like 30 seconds or so
pride never die.
by vhw_ on Jan 2, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"He" is coming out now to interrupt a pointless Divas match
THAT’LL TEACH YOU TO STOP TUNING IN WHEN THE DIVAS SHOW UP!
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Bella Twins' outfits
My brain just exploded.
by lou diamond billups on Jan 2, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions
You just accessed a part of my brain I thought I destroyed in college. Well done.
by King Oskar on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Okay quick
KK and Eve or the Bellas, which pair would you want?
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You can't have three!
You have to pick one of them
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
KK and Eve
Eve looks more…interesting…
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by Michael Jong on Jan 2, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Eve is tall.. & I love that & the booty poppin.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
What booty?
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 2, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
For the record I'm for Bellas
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Ahaha
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
Its cool.. great minds.. ya know. Drink together.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Well..
The NFL season is over.. so maybe someone got a 2nd job? Maybe Spags? and Bradford is the chic
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions
Very nice area. What brings you here?
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
That’s cool. You’ll like it. Stay south of hwy 70 & you’re cool.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
I don’t wanna seem like I"m talking shit or anything.. but seriously.. they have St. Louis listed as one of the top 10 most violent places in the world. Beating out places in the middle east w/ f/n suicide bo,bers
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Two booty moves and there is zero booty in that ring.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions
You know what's more entertaining than this?
MLP: FIM. Yeah I said it (brony for life)
by MMA42 on Jan 2, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I hit better Moonsaults than that and I didn't hit moonsaults
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
Only the Divas can botch a rollup
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I don't even know how that happens
I mean, whose fault is it? The Bella? Eve? Who?
The 984 Has Spoken!
Woah, Otunga is now Farnsworth Bentley
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by IRodC on Jan 2, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Make Punk your bitch, Otunga!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions
johnny ace
is selling that arm better cena and trips can sell anything
So did Vince.. but HHH no sold a broken heart.. and that means he’s the G.O.D.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Norma Gene he jussa said amma mamammaa ammmamam cuss word!
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
Otunga is great in his role
Happy to see them embracing the actual law degree that he has. Hopefully it develops into an in-ring character since he’s actually not total ass.
He needs to acknowledge his I love NY fame
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Be serious Punk, you don’t want none of that.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions
im back from the diva break
seems like a missed a Punk/Ace backstage segment, any recaps plz.
Punk/Ziggler at Royal Rumble
Johnny Ace will be special guest referee
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
JL announced Punk/Ziggler at RR with himself as ref.
by King Oskar on Jan 2, 2012 10:32 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Are we all still hypocrites?
by King Oskar on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
so what is jerhico coming back as a heel or what?
"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."
Just tell us, gdi!
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 2, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions
Guys, it is D’lo Brown.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions
SHAKY CAMERAAAAAAA
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by Michael Jong on Jan 2, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
rofl
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 2, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
VISCERA!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
How great would that be.
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Be a star
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
It's DROZ!
HE’S GONNA…HE’S GONNA…HE’S GONNA PUKE! HE’S GONNA PUKE!
by Matthew Roth on Jan 2, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
YOU WIN
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
by Grim Spandango on Jan 2, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
THE HEADBANGERS! FUCK YES!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions
Y2J!!! Gimmeh my money
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 2, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions
Its SNITSKY
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by IRodC on Jan 2, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Look at that jacket
What the deuce?
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Oh its Y2J
and there goes my pants!!!
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Kinda odd.
I thought those promos gave it more of a heel type feel and Jericho sai at one point he wante to remain heel for the rest of his career
"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"
But….but, he said it wasnt him
Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.
That’s J-E-DOUBLE F J-A-DOUBLE R-E-DOUBLE T! That’s DOUBLE J, JEFF JARRETT!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yes!
i wouldve been slightly dissapointed if it were anyone else
Guys, I'm so glad I shared this moment with you all.
Now, who is she? Stephanie as has been mentioned in the past? And Jericho as fairly clearly a babyface?
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GOD NO
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by Michael Jong on Jan 2, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
My dad is bitching. I’m leaving this family. He is not my father.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Berlin Wall*
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, you want continuity? hahaha.. that only works for Cena
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
2012 is supposed to be the end of the world
and with the whole new year thing that Y2J represents
Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.
That song...
It still ROX… but the best was the original vers w/ the tron.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions
Jericho knows how to work EVERYONE.
And I LOVE HIM FOR IT. My heart was pounding up until the reveal, and now that he’s back, I’m grinning like a maniac!
Time to spread a little chaos...
He is smiling either he is a face or just ready to call everyone assclowns
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
I will say..
I am glad they didn’t interupt the Punk / Zig match
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:39 PM EST reply actions
He looks like he's in better shape than when he left
He was getting pudgier by the second at the end of his last run.
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OK but seriously
let’s cut a promo
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I'M FROM WINNIPEG YOU IDIOT!
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We are ..
Going over for sure tonight or that ME is going to be FAST… people will be getting pinned 2 & 3 at a time… Cena will bury everyone & pin his teammates all w/i 3mins. It will be the New “Fastest 3 mins in sports”
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions
He's gonna build them up..
Just to bury them all right now..
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions
Watch him just leave w/o saying anything.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Watch this hi just trolling us
Sure. He’s back. But it’s not his return. He got brought in just to mess with all of us for right before Taker returns. Hence all this weird theatrics.
The 984 Has Spoken!
I said something like that on another post.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
is he a nut? thats his new gimmick?
This
I fucking fell for it too. Dammit.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Jan 2, 2012 10:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
And you called Cena boring
at least he said stuff
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I go to the bathroom and he's slapping hands
I come back and he’s still slapping hands?
Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.
this just in
They cancelled the 6 man match. Jericho was too giddy and ran things over
by mqatrombone on Jan 2, 2012 10:43 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Now people are booing
TALK PLEAAAAAAAASE TALK OMGGGGGGG
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Now, he will lip sync Mighty Mouse
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by IRodC on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Maybe this will go on so long that we won't have to watch a 6-Man tag match.
I can only hope.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
Quite possibly the best return in the industry. Ever.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
It was hilarious...then it stopped being funny...then it was hilarious again.
by Matthew Roth on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
No, it was just the best. Remember that time the NWO returned to the WWF? It was balls compared to this.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know
But it’s funny!
by mqatrombone on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I don;t know but
YEAAAAAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO GET TO THE FIREWORKS FACTORY?!
Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.
by RonSwanson on Jan 2, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
This was beyond hilarious
More of Jericho fooling with us marks.
But seriously though, something better happen at the tail end of this episode, or else the internet will explode.
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Honestly...
Does it matter? Jericho is the ultimate troll, and yet people still love him for it. Whether he likes it or not, he’s over forever.
Time to spread a little chaos...
I think Jericho honestly just pissed off someone...
did you hear how serious Cole sounded after Jericho left?
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 2, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions
Ok, earlier I said wrestling comedy failed. That was hilarious.
Together we are Ruining Your Special Night. Twice.
i'm down for that
if he’s not gonna work a promo
pride never die.
That was the swerve.. he gave us another weeks worth of cliffhanger w/o saying a word.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
YEAHYEAHYEAH YEAAAAAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YYEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
I got more of a Dr. Rockso vibe from him
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
If Rick Astley has the Rick Roll, Y2J has the Chris Roll
we just got Chris Roll’d everybody
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by Rod Mapada on Jan 2, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
So….
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions
Apparently Jericho is trying to take heeldom to a new level.
I am just sad that six months from now, this will lead to The Miz trying the same thing over on Smackdown.
Wonder how the IWC is going to blame that stinker on Cena?
Once again WWE Creative shows that it is wrongfully named.
That segment was Brodus Clay’s latest booking idea. He is really angry at WWE management right now.
by Kanenite on Jan 2, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Oh, we have a main event?
God damnit. We have a promo to end last week when it should of been a match, and we have a match to end this week when it should have been a promo.
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TMZ just caught up with Vince McMahon watching this.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I got it
Jericho comes out to make everyone crazy, then in the main event, all the faces and heels get wrecked by the REAL PERSON that was suppose to come out
Not all.. cuz Kane is behind it all.. to turn Cena into Hateraide
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Wait a minute...
Isn’t Mark Henry supposed to be out with injury? CONSISTENCY, DUB!
Time to spread a little chaos...
They worked a deal w/ him.. they said they’d let him still work w/ his injury, but he had to give up the title.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
…Yeah, I think I made a mistake watching Raw again. I’m trying to be a more positive person this year, and WWE is a bastion of stupidity.
Time to spread a little chaos...
Clarification:
In reference to Mark Henry still working with an injury.
Time to spread a little chaos...
my bad, i just realized what you meant
pride never die.
he's got that ankle brace, so who knows
pride never die.
He’s got a bad hamstring.. the ankle is just selling the Show beat down.. and so they can have him gimp to the ring & explain it.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
It's still stupid.
…And I may have to abandon ship on this episode of Raw before it corrupts my brain.
Time to spread a little chaos...
Wow, this whole episode is one cockblock after another man.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 2, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
man this show is like one giant rick roll
"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."
Oh my god. Yes.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
WWE is in bigger troll mode than Dashing Rachel.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
I'm waiting for her to come in and explain it to us
by Matthew Roth on Jan 2, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Jericho is bridging the gap between Cody losing his mask and Kane getting his mask back. So, what it means is that Cody Rhodes will win the World Heavyweight title at Royal Rumble. Even if he isn’t in the match. Cody is so sexy.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
One man riot = Drunk and disorderly charge
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
I disagree… we got 2 really good matches & Jericho has us all intrigued as to what his motives are. We just expected to be told who was there & why. But he knew he would get a face reaction.. so he had to turn the crowd before he could start his end of times story.
Which w/ the Mayan end of the world.. it could play into his old story of Y2J.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
i dont know man, it wasnt that entertaining to me
they kept doing random stuff all the time, jerichos 10 minute mark out being the most random and weird lol
I think it would be pretty funny if Jericho agreed to come back for one night just to piss us all off.
Thanks for calling me a mark. If I was sensitive my feeling would be hurt.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
His boxing coach is Michael Bisping.
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by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cause he has to cock it to be a WMD
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 2, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
…it has to be a troll job, danago style
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"with a good physique and explosiveness anybody can perform a takedown"
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by Lesnar's striking coach on Jan 2, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions
He also wooed The Short Fuse with his charms. What a swell guy.
by King Oskar on Jan 2, 2012 11:08 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Great, Swagger can't even beat ONE man.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
Bad grammar
Should be An AA
Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.
I hope that’s not the glove he wipes with
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit I’m dying over here that was funny
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Jan 3, 2012 12:00 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
They tried it kept catching on fire
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Jan 2, 2012 11:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Kane stole Brodie Bruce’s finisher.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions
Where’s Katie Vick thats the SHE
"with a good physique and explosiveness anybody can perform a takedown"
-RoBerto
by Lesnar's striking coach on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions
....they know that the mat
Isnt a black hole, right?
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
If his idea of destroying Ryder was a chokeslam, I’d be very disappointed. Kane needs a new finisher.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions
THERE GOES MY HERO! WATCH HIM AS HE SELLS!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Man you guys were on tonight
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Jan 3, 2012 12:08 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
So... Ryder doesn't want to get sucked down below the ring?
He must not like visiting ’Swoggles
The 984 Has Spoken!
I feel like Ryder and Cena should’ve made out there after Cena made the save.
by joliemadchen on Jan 2, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
If this whole thing turns into a Ryder/Kane/Cena love triangle
I think it’s a winner. Actually, they should just re-run the Kane/Edge/Lita triangle word-for-word except with Cena in the Kane role, Kane in the Edge role, and Ryder in the Lita role.
Then Brodus Clay returns and squashes Ryder in the corner accidentally and causes him to miscarry.
MAKE IT HAPPEN
I know we're supposed to suspend our disbelief
But that ending was absolutely ridiculous! When Cena pulled Ryder out of the hole in the ring, with Cole referring to it as “the abyss”, I just started laughing uncontrollably.
With that said – Masked Kane 2.0’s finisher was sweet until Cena completely no sold it just then.
I want this to become a chant
“KANE’S GONNA RAPE YOU!!! (CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP)”
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions
Sorry Adam, you’ve future endeavored by Dana White.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 2, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
If I could be serious here… WTF was that crap?
by Zorn2Largent on Jan 2, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
WWE you make is soooo fucking hard to like your product
"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."
They needed to take Ryder..
and crucify him
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions
I didn't get to watch the show and chill here tonight, but
That was a pretty silly last 30 minutes…. and not in a good way
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions
i dont know about you guys but i loved that shit lol
it was very enbtertaining, yes, very stupid but very entertaining too, im loving stuff like this and orton and barret brawling in the elevator and stairs lol
Yeah I enjoyed the Barrett/Orton brawl but the idea that a black hole of death is hiding under the ring is where I draw the line.
now to watch
The Andrew Luck Dick sucking fest The Fiesta Bowl
"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."
Randy Orton is better off not being in the main event.
by Kanenite on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I think we all..
were setting our expectations really high for tonight.. various reasons.. but we didn’t deserve to be the let down.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 2, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions
"Did you ever get the feeling you've been cheated?" - Johnny Rotten.
That pretty much sums up how I feel.
hahahaha
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
by IRodC on Jan 2, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
Kane bought Hornswoggle's 2-bed/1.5-bath property under the ring
and turned it into an S&M dungeon.
by lou diamond billups on Jan 2, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
lol
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Jan 2, 2012 11:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
seems like Jericho is back for good.
Nobody else showed up.
also unless Lance Storm is ribbing us too, he tweeted that Jericho infact went over to his wrestling school to train for his return.
Maybe Jericho will do something else for 10 straight minutes next week, like juggling.
by Kanenite on Jan 2, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Jericho was great regardless.
The rest of Raw…I feel dumber for watching.
Time to spread a little chaos...
Jericho trolling everyone was fantastic.
I hope this is his gimmick. Maybe his first match back is super-promoted. Maybe Jericho/Ziggler or something. They get in the ring, get main-event style long entrances, etc. They go face-to-face for something like five minutes. RAW goes to commercial. RAW comes back and they are STILL face-to-face. Then Jericho and Ziggler both bring back their arms and throw punches. They hit each other at the same time, both guys go down, and the ref ten-counts them both out.
I would give everyone involved a standing ovation for that.
WCW pulled stunts like that
And died for it.
I know you’re probably just joking, but still, I wouldn’t put it past WWE to do something that dumb.
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 2, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Hell no, I'm not joking.
WCW died because they gave more money out in contracts than they took in, by the way.
WCW died because they couldn’t give their tickets away for free let alone get people to buy their shitty product.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 2, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
The FPOD
was dumb because it reset all the storylines back to 1997.
This would just be heat-getting material. Jericho would laugh, I would laugh, Vince would laugh, and Jericho would be seen as a total dick by the general audience. Works for me!
Chris Jericho VS Jack Swagger,
for 3 mins both men are going to stand on the turnbuckle and see who can get the best pop before having their match.
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
Chris Jericho
1. Return to cheers.
2. High Five everyone
3. Yell Yeah a lot
4. Work the crowd
5. High Five everyone again
6. Wear the crowd out
7. More high fives
8. Leave
9. ????
10. Profit.
Cole’s burial of Bryan during the match against Rhodes was just brutal. I mean calling him the most nondescript champion ever is gonna help Bryan get over and draw money. Miz is totally being booked to look like the biggest bitch ever running from Sheamus and getting destroyed by R Truth again. As far as the Jericho segment well at first I hated it and thought it was really stupid and I kept waiting for him to actually talk and blast the fans, but looking back on it this was pretty brilliant the way he trolled the fans and at the end he got the fans to boo him. He in much better shape then he was the last time we saw him. The DDP yoga worked for him I guess. Good job by Cena saving damsel in distress Ryder. Kudos to him on irritating the hell out of me in his opening promo. Should be interesting to see how the Main Event did in the ratings with a jobber like Swagger involved and the fact that the last time Ryder was in the main event it bombed out.
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