On this date in WWF history: Mark Henry gets humiliated by Chyna in front of his mama

by Jesse Holland on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 AM EST in History

Somebody call his mama! Wait, on second thought, don't, because she's already a member of the live television audience.

Before he was inducting hapless jobbers into his "Hall of Pain," Mark Henry was "Sexual Chocolate," hoping he could melt in Chyna's mouth after becoming obsessed with her.

To the point of filing a sexual harassment suit against her (kayfabe).

The "Ninth Wonder of the World" finally came around and even proposed a threesome with her friend "Sammy," which as it turns out, was a transvestite.

That led to Henry vomiting on screen during the January 18, 1999, edition of Monday Night RAW before coming out to confront Chyna, who not only verbally berates him, but also junk-punches him in front of Mrs. Chocolate.

Video after the jump.

Anyone remember this bizarre program?

And how amazing is it that after years of horrible angles and tasteless programs, Mark Henry can still be a main event player in 2012?

Astonishing.

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I love this series for constantly reminding me why I loved wrestling

by cyke on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

First thing I wake up to is a "melt in her mouth" joke about Henry and Chyna

Thank you for that Jesse. That’s the visual I want to have during classes.

/shudders

So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out

by C. J. Bradford on Jan 18, 2012 10:51 AM EST reply actions

You should also thank him

for bringing up “Somebody call my mama!” Now it’s stuck in my head again.

by marcbjr2 on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions

Hooray, Attitude era!

by Razztopia on Jan 18, 2012 11:25 AM EST reply actions

I remember this

And people somehow this this was bad? This is the stuff that made wrestling awesome

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 18, 2012 11:32 AM EST reply actions

Ugh.

I like fun/funny midcard stuff, but I hated this juvenile mess. It’s embarrassing to watch and honestly makes me even more embarrassed to be a wrestling fan than usual.

It also hurt that we were getting these “racy” skits instead of actual lengthy/decent TV matches.

by Razztopia on Jan 18, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions