WWE Raw results and reactions from last night (Jan. 16): Chris Jericho is still the king
WWE Monday Night Raw last night (Jan. 9, 2012) emanated from Anaheim, California, and featured Chris Jericho trolling us even more, John Laurinaitis getting better and better and CM Punk cutting two promos, one horrible and one amazing.
If you want full results from Raw last night, cclick here for the running live blog. Time to get to reactions from the show:
- For starters, I'd like to thank Jesse for filling in for me on the live blog last night. He did a fantastic job and you crazy Cagesiders once again made the comments section a riot. Thanks everybody.
- We knew Chris Jericho would have to continue finding new and interesting ways to troll us if he was planning on keeping this character he's building but did anyone think WWE would be this genius about it? When it was announced he would be participating in a six-man tag match in the main event, I was disappointed to say the least, though his theatrics with the light up jacket continue to amuse me. I wondered how they could play off the angle without slightly ruining it if he was to participate in the match itself but I underestimated all involved. They're so committed to this gimmick for him that they had him celebrate from commercial to commercial for the main event and didn't give any of the heels television entrances. Then the match starts, they build to a hot tag from CM Punk to Jericho and he comes in, does his troll face and crowd commitment gag, tags Daniel Bryan in and takes off smiling and screaming, "YEAH, BAY-BAY!" Incredible.
- Another awesomely interesting aspect to the Jericho character is that it's like it resets in each new city. Everywhere they travel, no one wants to boo him. He gets raucously cheered before doing everything he can to piss everyone off and leaving. Even then, no one wants to boo him. This has been going on for three weeks now and it's starting to feel like crowds are smartening up to the game and cheering him even though they know in storyline they should be booing. I love the game of tug-of-war going on. I'm sure Jericho does too, and he's taking it as a challenge.
- CM Punk had one of those nights where I absolutely loved some of what he was doing and then wasn't a fan of the rest of it. His promo on John Laurinaitis to close the evening was masterful, a work of art on the stick if there ever was one. He accomplished the rare feat of transference during a promo. While he was berating Laurinaitis and making him feel about as small as an ant, one couldn't help but get sucked into it and feel the embarrassment and humiliation that Laurinaitis must have been dealing with, even if it is kayfabe. And that was the brilliance of it. It felt real. Like Punk was legitimately humiliating Johnny Ace in front of the world and you couldn't help but feel that too. He worked like a heel, which is clearly what he's best at, but because of the nature of his character, he can occupy a space in between heel and babyface. It worked on all levels. His stuff earlier in the night where he was bagging on Dolph Ziggler for wearing a pink shirt? Yeah, that's taking the low hanging fruit and it's the furthest thing from clever. Frankly, it's something I would expect from John Cena before Punk. Enough with the gay cracks. Funny this was the route they went on a show that featured a guest appearance from Perez Hilton.
- By the way, I have no clue who Perez Hilton is. Judging by his performance last night, I'm guessing that's a good thing.
Thoughts on the rest of the show after the jump.
- If you don't like Brodus Clay at this point, I'm just not sure what to tell you. Sure, he's got a goofy act and he'll obviously have to grow past it to be taken seriously as a main eventer but for the time being, it's a nice change of pace during each show and "Somebody Call My Momma" is undoubtedly the greatest song ever written.
- I'm going to do a complete separate post on the death of the United States championship. What a complete waste and it's utterly disgusting how little WWE cares about that belt. Why keep it around to treat it the way they do? It just makes no sense.
- Zack Ryder is a jobber whose appeal has come and gone. They took away what made him great to begin with and turned him into a mini-John Cena and not even a good one at that. I wonder what kind of chants he would get at the Garden now, if any.
- Speaking of Cena, was anyone else surprised by his lack of screen time? What was he on TV for, three minutes total? WWE is doing the right thing with the story arc here with Cena finally snapping a little bit and beating someone down -- though they chose the completely wrong guy to get beat down, but more on that later -- to tease that Cena finally is, in fact, embracing the hate. It's funny, though, that Kane interrupted Cena to tell him he's coming along nicely right before Cena was about to take Jack Swagger's head off. Kane made the save when he was getting what he supposedly wants. Odd.
- Air Boom had their tag title rematch and were squashed in short order. That's not surprising and, really, was to be expected. What did surprise me, however, was the Air Boom shirts Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston were wearing. Was that new gear? Because if so, it would seem downright silly to start burying them and taking the titles off them if they just got some merchandise for their tag team, which was a mildly over babyface team that could probably move a few units. The vindictive nature of WWE management wouldn't stop them from doing such a silly thing, of course, but it seemed odd to me. Correct me if I'm wrong, Cagesiders.
- R-Truth, Miz, Sheamus and Wade Barrett all had a segment together, which was nice and convenient, considering how little anyone cares about any of them. Thanks, WWE, for lumping them together and getting them out of our hair early, though Truth was mildly entertaining.
- Daniel Bryan is finally starting to get some heat as a heel and it's about damn time. This storyline with Big Show knocking over his old lady is cheesy, yeah, but it's provided Bryan with something to latch onto and use to get himself over, which wasn't happening previously. And he's really thriving in this role, lambasting Show for his recklessness. The fact that WWE made the decision to put Smackdown guys on Raw has really helped drive interest in the show. Well done on all sides.
- John Laurinaitis telling Eve to "shut your mouth and have some respect for authority" was the line of the year. It won't be beaten, I'm convinced. Her shocked reaction deserves credit, as well.
- Last point on Laurinaitis: he's not the most talented performer but watching him grow each week has been an entertaining ride all unto itself. He was arguably at his best last night, reacting perfectly to getting humiliated by Punk and snapping on Mick Foley afterwards. His anger about not being taken seriously and how he's doing a fine job running Raw and getting no credit was conveyed wonderfully. His laying out Foley was the perfect way to close the show.
- As far as Foley goes, THIS is how he should be used. Bringing him in to be the fall guy to help advance storylines and take a minor bump or two is perfect. He was a punching bag for Dolph Ziggler in the opening segment, which helped get Ziggler some much needed heat and he was the guy who took the first real shot from Laurinaitis. Perfect on both counts. Having him announce his intention to enter the Royal Rumble is probably the best promotional tactic the company has used for the pay-per-view yet.
Overally, I thought this was a pretty good show and it gets a solid B grade from me. But that's enough blabbering on my part. Time for you Cagesiders to sound off in the comments section below with all your thoughts and feelings on the show.
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dont usually watch raw, just read your recaps
but I caught the main event last night. Agreed, Jericho is awesome and Punk cut a flawless promo. One of the best I’ve seen.
And I’m really digging the Bryan/Show/Henry storyline too.
I like the idea
of making Daniel Bryan something of a new Kurt Angle — a modern-day, holier-than-thou, goody-goody who really isn’t. Good way for him to get over, and Show is a good foil for that.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
I really hope they do the smart thing . . .
and turn AJ heel to compliment him as a manager. Bitchy girlfriend/manager of the World Champion > generic female jobber
by Fear the RUSH on Jan 17, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
This
AJ as a cute little love interest is fun but gets stale quickly. AJ as the heel manager helping her man do whatever it takes to win though? That gets her some more screen time and then we all win!
If AJ is heel, I hope she goes all out. I don’t want to see a ‘blinded by love’ AJ getting used by the heel Bryan.
by Manolo Has Pizzazz on Jan 17, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly
We don’t want a repeat of Maria/Santino. Him being ridiculous was the only thing that kept it interesting. Plus the E needs more managers than Vicki.
by Fear the RUSH on Jan 17, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
AJ should come back all evil & gothy....
…it’d make sense since D-Bry said she’s been “traumatized”.
Only if she's "vampire hot" as our good friend Taz used to call Daffney
by Fear the RUSH on Jan 17, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
She doesn't have to be a heel to compliment him
She could be the ultimate babyface the way Miss Elizabeth was, and make Bryan more of a heel by treating her like a jerk a la Savage.
Raw last night was entertaining from beginning to end.
I think it is no coincidence it occured when there was no detractor from their ratings… They brought it when the world (or at least the majority of the WWE universe) would be able to catch it and they told us just enough to keep us hooked. I told my wife last night I am actually interested in buying Royal Rumble because of the promise it holds… Number one, the rumble itself is the best match of the year… So many storylines can come out of it. Number two, the undercard doesn’t feel like an undercard at all… Punk/Ziggler, Cena/Kane, Daniel Bryan/whoever all seem relevant and there is a reason to care about those matches. What happens w/ Chris Jericho…
For the first time in a long time, I am hooked on WWE programming again and my wife hates it. :-) Oh yea, I LOVE the funkasaurus… the fact he was using the claw motions last night almost made me pee my pants. Brodus Clay is showing he belongs and can do whatever is asked of him. I hope he continues to get a strong push…
Another thing… I may be in the minority but R. Truth is entertaining as hell. He makes me laugh every time he touches a mic. I am loving his promos and between the ropes, he seems to know what he’s doing too…
Anyone else miss Santino Marella last night? Maybe they decided they could only do so many comedy acts in one night…
And Serious Cena. He scared me last night. I don’t recall a time when he was so intense. He was Kurt Angle intense and it was good.
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by willlinn on Dec 2, 2011 12:01 PM PST
if Wren gets Arenado from Colorado, I’ll give him a BJ.
by Scott Coleman on Dec 19, 2011 9:45 PM PST
I am with ya. I seem to enjoy R-Truth more than I know I should.
by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 17, 2012 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
I don't think you're in the minority at all
I see him the same way I saw Johnny Ace. I was one of the first fans of Laurinaitis, but over time people recognized how great he is. I love Truth for a long time, and I think soon more and more people will see how fun he is.
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 17, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
Truth made me laugh and on TV he is not boring I never wanted to touch that dial. If they keep his character like this: a touch of crazy, a bit high flyers, a little intense they have somthing there.
Its always the workers job in the end to get themselves over and so far he has gotten over with me. Great segment. Not PG is always better.
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
I'm still waiting for my CM Punk WWE Ice Cream Bar.
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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
And to think...
I thought for a while there that Laurinitis was Mike Adamle bad. Its been great to see him step up his game
by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 17, 2012 10:05 AM EST reply actions
Bourne just got Wellness'd for 60 days today
Further explains why Air Boom was squashed
by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 17, 2012 10:36 AM EST reply actions
How long til he is future endeavoured
by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 17, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
About 60 days
Complaining about the WWE’s drug testing policy and then failing another test is pretty much it. At this point, I have to assume that Bourne has just stopped caring and is just waiting for his future endeavored.
What a shame. He’s very talented in the ring. So many talented wrestlers are too stupid to live up to their potential.
by joliemadchen on Jan 17, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Its not his fault
He smokes pot and fake pot. That’s not the same as the Hardys grabbing every pain killer they can get their hands on. The shame is that the WWE still has an unfair drug testing policy where they protect some from suspension and leave others to be screwed. Its also a shame that Bourne had to call them out on it because the WWE won’t just let that slide and that’s what we’re seeing now.
I agree it’s an unfair policy, and smoking pot or Spice or whatever shouldn’t be a big deal. But he knows what the rules of the game are now. Giving up smoking is a term of his employment, so if he wants to be a successful wrestler, he has to be smart enough to live with that. That said, the timing of this suspension is a little odd seeing as we just starting hearing about the backstage heat he has. If this is a trumped up, retaliatory suspension, then I agree it’s not his fault.
by joliemadchen on Jan 17, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
Hey as much as I agree that its unfair. You know the game and you have to play it.
Corporate politics sucks but sometimes its better to be on the bus than under it.
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
I'm still waiting for my CM Punk WWE Ice Cream Bar.
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It would lead me to believe that @bisping must have pissed off @danawhite something fierce. RT @drjamezkelske: @danhendo just out of curiosity, if the #ufc comes to you and asks you to fight Bisping again how do you respond?" -Dan Henderson
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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
As everyone knows
Its all about the game and how you play it
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 17, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Drug testing isn't supposed to be involved in corporate politics
I get being punished for what he said afterwards. I don’t agree with it, but I get why a company wouldn’t be happy with an employee calling them out publicly on their BS. But Evan Bourne shouldn’t have to play by a 2 sided drug testing policy.
Yes but since WWE is not a regulated SPORT, since its worked they are under no obligation to see it, thus as a Corporate entity the Company can work the testing program as they see it.
Hell I can see they having a wellness policy affect sheet.
Jobbers: 1 fail 30 days, redo and fired
Midlevel: 2 fails up to 60 days then fired
Main Event:3 fails, 90 days, treatment, gone then brought back, retested 3 more times , resuspended, refired and get hired at TNA.
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
I'm still waiting for my CM Punk WWE Ice Cream Bar.
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It would lead me to believe that @bisping must have pissed off @danawhite something fierce. RT @drjamezkelske: @danhendo just out of curiosity, if the #ufc comes to you and asks you to fight Bisping again how do you respond?" -Dan Henderson
You're an idiot.
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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
And if you're Randy Orton
Skip the refiring part and make a DVD about your “journey.”
by joliemadchen on Jan 17, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Because you have crossed a long road to success. You, Randy Orton, are an example to all. : )
I've got something to say; it better to burn out than to fade away!!!
I'm still waiting for my CM Punk WWE Ice Cream Bar.
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You're an idiot.
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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
They can work it as they see fit
but it doesn’t make it right in any way. They have a drug testing program that they established and they need to follow. The pick and choose way of following it is BS.
The wrestling side of WWE is a competitive salesroom
Anybody who has worked in a competitive salesroom knows the top sellers get away with bending the rules. The bottom sellers are the low man of the totem pole and that makes them expendable. The bottom man’s reaction shouldn’t be ‘this is unfair’, it should be ‘what do I have to do to make it to the top’.
Is bending the rules BS? Absolutely, but Evan Bourne chose to be in an industry built on BS. He gets no sympathy from me.
by Manolo Has Pizzazz on Jan 17, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not saying to give him sympathy
He knew what he was doing, especially the second time around. But it doesn’t change the fact that the WWE needed to be called out on their drug testing policy. Because the WWE is not just a corporate entity who can do what they want. Those days ended a long time ago. If Vince wants less scandals involving his wrestlers, he can’t be letting everyone off with any kind of push. Hell, I even understand hiding someone like Cena who he has built his company around over the past 5 years or HHH who is his son in law. But when you start letting anyone outside of your top 3 names or so, then its getting to be too much and far too obvious.
I understand what you’re saying. It’s just hard for me to care about the fairness of the execution, as long as both parties are punished. For example, I don’t have any issue with R-Truth’s punishment being delayed.
by Manolo Has Pizzazz on Jan 17, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
So much to love in yesterday's episode
Punk, Ziggler, Foley, and Johnny Ace were money on the mic. Foley did a great job of setting everything up perfectly for Ziggler and Laurinaitis. Ziggler came out and was the heel he needed to be, putting the show off part of his character to the side to talk about the seriousness of the Royal Rumble (loved it). And then the biggest props have to go to Punk (no surprise) and Johnny Ace. The 2 delivered some pretty well written monologues and pretty much nailed them. Especially Ace’s part. He had to deliver that monologue near perfectly and he picked a great time to not botch any lines. The botches are fun and all, but yesterday lets you buy into him being done with being under-appreciated and humiliated by Punk.
I was also a fan of Cena coming out and just beating the crap out of Swagger. You never see Cena do anything more than give someone an STF or an AA when he’s pissed. And then Emperor Kane comes out telling him how how happy he is to see him embracing the hate. The Star Wars mark in me loves it.
And Raw still kept up with some of the funny stuff that I enjoyed in last week’s Raw with the R-Truth segment and of course, The Funkasaurus. And kudos to the WWE for JTG being the squashed opponent, but the fact that JTG lasted more than 5 seconds just confuses me more as to why Tyson Kidd had to be squashed so badly on Smackdown.
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Still don’t know why everyone thought the Jericho thing is genius. It was entirely predictable what he was going to do, just like last week.
Why the Jericho troll job this week was genius
1. Working the crowd during the commercial break and seeing 3 heels in the ring just standing and looking around at what Jericho was doing.
2. Jericho’s eagerness to get tagged into the match whenever Bryan or Punk were looking to make a tag. He sold it as best as he could that he wanted to get into the match.
3. The actual tag to Jericho where he ends up bailing on them and still screams “YEAH!!!” on his way out.
Yeah, it was predictable that he wouldn’t actually wrestle this week, but the way he went about it and how he kept up his current gimmick is that great. For the most part, we’ve all been watching wrestling enough to predict a lot of what will happen. The reason we all still watch and enjoy it is because of the execution. That’s a concept WCW/TNA/Russo never quite figured out.
Exactly
The execution is everything. Like it was said earlier, the way Jericho was jumping for the tag to get in the match to the way Bryan sold it like he had no idea what Jericho was doing, it was all done to perfection.
And CM Punk was money on the mic to close the show. Almost up there with the shoot promo from over the summer.
About Ryder...
Ryder is so one-dimensional, it’s no wonder the audience doesn’t care for him beyond participating in his fist-bump. I don’t care at all for Ryder. He doesn’t do any mic work beyond being a set-up man for Cena or another character. His acting is also terrible. It’s not all his fault. Creative needs to come up with something better than just giving him a girlfriend.
Creative needs to come up with something other than a one-note gimmick for him. He’s a bad actor and a middling worker, but clearly he has a creative mind. If he was given a gimmick with the potential for depth, I think he could really run with it.
by joliemadchen on Jan 17, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
i think Ryder is getting a decent mid card reaction.
He still gets some pop, even some chants.
He probably got screwed to build symphathy, he has proven to work better as the underdog and chasing the title, now i don’t think Swagger was the right man for the job but who else was it availiable?
What's wrong with the girlfriend?
It gives him something for right now and he’s still got his YouTube show. What they really need is to get him involved in a good feud with someone. That may or may not be Jack Swagger, but it clearly can’t be Dolph Ziggler anymore.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 17, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
at this point Jericho needs to burn the american flag in order to get boo-ed
either that or star making rape jokes on twitter, otherwise he’ll never get that much needed cheap heat.
i don enjoy the fuck out of his anticts, though. The man is awesome
pride never die.
With all the stuff that happened the one thing that everyone forgot is how Ziggler was on top of his game on the mic last night. He didn’t need Vickie to get heat from the fans (though it helps).
Also, it was funny that 2 of the best workers in WWE (Ziggler,Bryan) botched something simple last night, to everyone’s surprise
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I can't get it out of my head
“Somebody Call My Momma” is undoubtedly the greatest song ever written.
A solid show
I don’t know if I’d give it a B, since I thought the first hour was kind of lacking, and of the few matches that they had, I didn’t care about half of them, but a C sounds too harsh.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 17, 2012 12:11 PM EST reply actions
I really liked the show
A ‘B’ is a good rating to give it.
I just want to say that, although R-Truth’s segment was really weird at parts, I did like Barrett’s “If that is your real name” line, as well as Truth’s “I don’t even know if that’s PG” after the Pinocchio gag.
I disagree about the Punk promo.
He’s supposed to be the face, right? His performance (and Ace’s after it) made him seem like a dickish heel. Even Austin, when being a dick, seemed sort of justified in being a dick. I don’t think Punk has the chops to pull off this face anti-establishment character. He just cannot walk the line. I thought it a poor promo because of that.
I’m thinking that Punk is to heels what Ricky Steamboat was to being a face. Punk looks like a grimy little shit. He acts like a grimy little shit. Why is he a face? He should pretty much be a lifetime heel.
by Razztopia on Jan 17, 2012 1:50 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
For those that complain about Punk attacking Johnny Ace, do you guys completely forget about how Johnny Ace
as the executive VP of talent relations has been considered nothing more than a McMahon kiss-ass stooge? He’s the guy that future endeavors guys like Chris Masters and Colt Cabana. There’s no reason Punk should ever be nice to him.
But that's what the 'net guys think of Ace.
I’m just saying that in their vignettes together, Punk comes off as an over-aggressive asshole and Ace comes off as a guy that is doing a kind of crappy job because he’s overwhelmed, but he’s trying to hold it together. If Punk’s going to be the face, he has to be a totally justified dick. He’s got the “dick” part down, but not the important “totally justified” part.
by Razztopia on Jan 17, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's why its so strange to me
The IWC are the group of fans who have spent years bitching and complaining about McMahon’s yes men like Ace and Kevin Dunn. They’re the ones that went crazy when Punk called him out last summer. Its like they all of a sudden forgot how much they legitimately hated him the second he became an on screen character.
That's what I'm saying.
I think we agree at some point here. I am just saying that Punk is coming off like a heel and Ace is coming off as a beaten down face. Punk has to do a better job of giving us a reason to be satisfied that he is being a jerk to Ace.
I think part of the problem is that the WWE is going ahead with the assumption that everyone had a pre-built hatred for Ace, but most fans don’t. The ones that do are getting sucked in by Ace’s charisma.
I do think that Ace needs to be a little meaner as well so that Punk can be a little more justified.
by Razztopia on Jan 17, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Punk has to do a better job of giving us a reason to be satisfied that he is being a jerk to Ace.
Other way around. Laurinaitis has to be a better Evil Corporate Stooge. Honestly, I’m not all that fond of Laurinaitis at all. Heroes (and anti-heroes) are only as good as the villain they face and Laurinaitis isn’t doing a good enough job of being the villain. Vince came out and he would be a prick, he’d screw over the good guys, what’s more he’d go after them just to assert his authority. Laurinaitis comes out and… sends a text message? he’ll… be a nuisance to the good guys? and then just to be dasterdly he’ll… whine and claim he’s being bullied?
What he needs are two things…
1: The rub from Vince. Basically just make it apparent that he’s a proxy for Vince, and
2: His own minion stable (Otunga ain’t nearly enough) that he can deploy to screw over faces.
The fans knew that Vince had the real power that’s why he worked so great as the establishment heel to Austin’s rebel face. The Dynamic Dude just has an overly long title that most fans don’t know whether it’s real or not.
by Parallex on Jan 17, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is a fair assessment.
I think for the most part, we can agree that the angle isn’t quite right because there isn’t the right sense that Punk is deservedly rebelling against Ace. How much of that is up to Punk and how much of that is up to Ace (and how much of that is up to the writers), I’m willing to disagree upon.
Thanks for summing it all up better than I could. I’m with you. Punk and Laurinaitis seem like that couple at a party where one just goes off on the other for what seems like no good reason. From the outside, you can tell there is tension but you don’t really know why. And them the person that goes off chooses the wrong thing to complain about when their avalanche of anger explodes. In this case, the straw that broke Punk’s back was being DQ’d in the match. So Foley participated in a match he wasn’t supposed to and Laurinaitis did the correct thing by changing the decision. Why should Punk be so bent out of shape about that? In my eyes, Punk has always come off as the jerk in their feud.
by Manolo Has Pizzazz on Jan 17, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
Here's the thing about that
Laurinitis as the oblivious but obvious heel character is unique in the heel authority role. We’ve seen a million heel authority figures in the past; half of the last decade’s worth of Raws were run by Eric Bischoff, who most people were extremely tired of. He was McMahon-lite, and it never really worked well. I think that type heel authority figure character (the obvious bastard) is not something that wrestling fans would like to see.
I liked Punk’s promo. It showed some intensity. I think he’s been given enough of a reason to be mad. Part of the problem may have been that he never had a title chase with a screwy Laurinitis trying to hold him back; his one title chase with Laurinitis at the helm was so one-sided it was beyond obvious. We can’t build sympathy for a guy who’s been dominating and has had little adversity. With Laurinitis growing into his role, they have a chance to add to the adversity and make life difficult and make Punk more sympathetic.
I think the angle has been bad so far, but Laurinitis is getting better and Punk has finally stopped wisecracking and making fun of Ace’s Dynamic Dude days and finally started talking about wrestling and what he’ll do to Laurinitis. Maybe he needs to tone it down, but it certainly was better than what he’d been doing earlier.
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by Michael Jong on Jan 17, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
John Laurinaitis telling Eve to “shut your mouth and have some respect for authority” was the line of the year. It won’t be beaten, I’m convinced. Her shocked reaction deserves credit, as well.
That was so good, I almost ordered a “Future Endeavored” shirt.
I’d give this RAW a solid C+, mainly for Jeri-Troll & Johnny Ace laying the verbal smackdown on Eve. If it wasn’t for that…I’d have given the show a D-…..JUST for their bringing Perez Hilton in.
Cena snapping was masterful. Just…masterful. It restored my faith in him and proved that he could make an EXCELLENT heel. But..yeah…Kane shouldn’t have interfered.
I enjoyed this Raw more than most others in recent weeks.
The opening segment went on too long but at least they finally emphasized the importance of the Rumble and we got some Ziggler promo time.
The US Title stuff was a trainwreck. But that’s not really anything new.
I don’t care about the Divas match regardless of whether there is a douchebag celebrity blogger there or not, so his presence changed nothing for me.
I thought the Barrett/Truth stuff and the over-the-top-rope challenge was a typical midcard Rumble setup segment. Truth is entertaining on the mic, the rest of it was just kind of there. They still need to find an actual storyline for most of these dudes. I hear that they are changing Barrett’s music soon. Lance Storm won’t be happy about that.
I enjoyed the Cena beatdown. Swagger is a jobber (that the WWE Champ has a hard time defeating) and this just reaffirmed that. This is the direction I want them to have the Cena/Kane stuff go in. I hope they don’t go back to more campy bad horror movie stuff with these dudes that also takes up like 5 or 6 segments on the show. This was much better. Though at this point I just want this stuff to end and for Rock to come back so Cena can get away from Kane.
The main event was entertaining. I enjoyed Jericho’s antics much more this week than last week. I thought his crying was rather unimpressive last week. Foley is not moving around well and really shouldn’t be thinking about any singles match at Mania in this kind of shape. Otunga lost to a sock.
The promos to end the show were pretty good from all involved. One thing they did manage to do this week was make the Punk/Ziggler match seem sorta kinda important. Not that it feels like a true championship main event or anything even close to that level, but up to this point it was given complete midcard status to the Cena/Kane/Ryder cheesefest.
There wasn’t enough wrestling on the show to make it all that great, but for the most part I did enjoy the promos and the various squash beatdowns.
Punk has the lose the title at the Royal Rumble
Now that Big Johnny has flat out said he will screw Punk, how can they let Punk win? If Punk wins, that means Ziggler and Laurinaitis are dunces. It is too soon for Punk to triumph. At the very least, Punk could win by DQ, but no way should he win by pinfall.
by Manolo Has Pizzazz on Jan 17, 2012 5:18 PM EST reply actions
More of the problem
of them protecting him and rushing his chases. We’ve had no babyface chase for Punk, so like Randy Orton last season, we haven’t built up that sympathy for him. He could use a chase, but right now they’re so poorly positioned with no main event heel opposition that it would difficult to make a chase work for an extended program leading to Wrestlemania.
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by Michael Jong on Jan 17, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions

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