WWE Raw results and live blog for Jan. 16: Zack vs Jack for the U.S. title
by Geno Mrosko on Jan 16, 2012 8:12 PM EST
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WWE Monday Night Raw comes waltzing back into our lives tonight (Jan. 16, 2012) at the Honda Center in Anaheim, California, featuring a U.S. championship match between titleholder Zack Ryder and Jack Swagger.
Or at least that's what was being advertised. Then again, WWE was running an injury angle all week, claiming Ryder was hurt pretty bad from the chokeslam Kane delivered onto some wooden slats on Raw last week. You know, when you bounced about three feet in the air and didn't break them.
The John Cena vs. Kane feud will move right along, with Cena attempting to figure out the quickest way to be a hero again while Kane lumbers around and looks silly while cutting terrible promos.
CM Punk and "Big" Johnny Laurinaitis will continue bickering back and forth on their way to the Royal Rumble and Punk's match against Dolph Ziggler. They'll also likely touch on the horrific ref botch from last week, which was turned into a story on the company website.
We'll see how they tie it into the storyline tonight.
Chris Jericho is also in town, but will he finally speak? If I was a betting man, I would say no. And with Randy Orton still nursing his back injury it looks more and more likely that Jericho will win the Rumble. One of you Cagesiders had the idea that if that's the plan, he shouldn't speak until winning it and use his first words to call out Punk to set up their feud at WrestleMania.
Speaking of feuds at WrestleMania, where the hell are Triple H and Undertaker?
Anyway, the fun kicks off tonight at 9 p.m. ET on USA, so be sure to come back and join us to follow along with all the fun. It's always a good time. Raw live blog after the jump.
WWE RAW RESULTS LIVE BLOG JAN. 16:
Jesse here, filling in for the increasingly dilated Geno Mrosko. Let's get this party started.
RAW opens with a Martin Luther King Jr. montage in honor of his birthday. If you don't know why he was so important to the maturation of this country, please turn the TV off and seek help. Immediately.
Errrrrrrr-kshhhhh! Car crash music hits and it's Mick Foley! The artist formerly known as relevant lumbers to the ring to get the cheap Anaheim pop. Puts over his previous role as Santa and his "This is your Life" bit with John Cena (cue the chorus of boos).
Foley harnesses MLK's "I have a dream" speech and talks about getting back inside the ring so his two youngest kids can see him perform "at least one more time!" Crowd pops as Foley inserts himself into the 2012 Royal Rumble.
Excuse me!
Vickie G. in da howse alongside Ziggy. Foley stands there with a grimace and I notice how much he resembles a mouse in that he has no shoulders. Ziggler tells Dewey's dad that Rumble spots are too precious to waste on him and his "snotty kids."
They argue back-and-forth about the Rumble. Dolph doesn't want to face a "glorified stuntman" at WrestleMania if by some miracle he wins at the next pay-per-view (PPV). Zigs turns up the heat and bags on his accomplishments, or lack thereof. Tells him to go home, buy a new shirt and eat a salad.
"Go Away!"
Cue the Cult and here comes CM Punk to join the festivities. Crowd giving Punk a good chant and he pays homage to Foley with a quick Anaheim pop. Ziggy tells him they both robbed the same hobo for clothes. Ha. Punk trying to unleash hell but trips over his own punchline. Then again.
Wow, Punk stunk in that opening delivery.
Gives Ziggy a few more digs than turns his attention to John Laurinaitis and the homer ref that cost him last week's bout. Says he's still the best in the world.
Just not on the mic based on tonight's botch-fest.
Vickie grabs the mic and screams, Punk screams over him and Johnny Ace comes out and screams over both of them. Ugh. Ace gives him "Executive Vice blah blah blah" schtick and tells Foley no, he will not be allowed to participate at the Rumble.
Vickie laughs in his face. "He said no!" Heh-heh-heh
Air Boom seen backstage sans belts and the house show footage of them coughing up the titles is aired. Rematch coming up after the break.
Back from break and Epico and Primo in the ring showing off the hardware.
Bourne gets it started with a bunch of fancy moves on Primo but gets double-teamed when Epico tags in. Flying hurricanrana and Rosa looks concerned. And hot. Kofi gets tagged in and jumps off the top rope and lands on his feet. Cole calls him a "High Flyer." Whatever. Tries the aforementioned high-flyer and tosses one of those guys out of the ring. Follows him out and takes a nasty bump against the pole. Back in the ring Borne gets the backstabber and pinned.
Wow, they got smoked in the rematch. They really are hated by "management."
Johnny Ace on camera and David Otunga waltzes in to announce his guest. It's Chris Jericho! He doesn't talk but his coat lights up really shiny! Oh, and there is a six-man tag match tonight between a bunch of the usual people who I will try really hard to catch on the replay. I believe it's CM Punk, Daniel Bryan and Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler, Mark Henry and David Otunga.
Zack Ryder is on TV and he's not been medically cleared to compete or defend his U.S. Title. Vows to retain the belt and is now marching to the ring with his little woman to deliver a fiery promo, I'm sure. Quick replay of Kane losing his marbles and playing head games on last week's show. Ryder/Eve romance is teased. Then, the tire iron of doom. Ryder bounces off a shipping pallet and Kane promises Cena will "embrace the hate."
Ryder ignores his injuries and heads to the ring. Jack Swagger comes out to try and win the prestigious U.S. championship. Replay of the Ziggler/Punk blown call from last week followed by a commercial.
40 minutes into RAW and we've had one bout. And it was a glorified squash match to punish a pothead and his stool-pigeon friend.
And we're back.
Woo-woo-woo! Here comes the dynamic two-o. Ryder taped up Hogan/Bundy style. Swags goes right for the ribs. Ryder tries to get a flying cross body and gets caught and crushed. Swags with a quick cover for two. Gut-wrench suplex also gets two. Another gut-wrench suplex and suddenly Swagger is Scott Steiner. Mix it up, Jack. Ha! He drops an elbow then goes back to the gut-wrencher but this time it's enough for three.
New U.S. champ! The crowd is completely indifferent. Commercial break.
Back from break and a replay of the title change you might have missed four minutes ago. In the locker room, Ace tells Ryder "My bad." Eve tries to comfort the whimpering former champ.
Some pansy-ass media blogger trots out to the ring and gets showered with boos. He tries to announce a Divas match OVER the intro music. A fail of two cities. What is going on here? Anyway, The Bella Twins will battle Kelly x2 and Alicia Fox.
Double K gets thrown to the floor and kicked in the abs. Whoa! Kelly with a comeback! Bellas pull a Killer B switcherooni but Perez Hilton interferes! Kelly with the roll-up! 1-2-3! After the match, Hilton gets squashed by the Bellas.
Moving on.
Replay from Smackdown! when Big Show trampled AJ like a rampaging elephant.
Another commercial break.
We're back.
The Truth, has set him free. It also got him busted for spice. Before Truth can work the stick, Wade Barrett comes out to a chorus of ... nothing. Starts talking himself up for the Rumble and putting down Truth. Little Jimmy starts feeding Truth one-liners and since they bomb, he quickly works the crowd for WHAT? chants. Truth wants to show off his slides from Disneyland. Photos on the Titantron of him with Mickey and Minnie Mouse, then Miz Donald Duck. Hey, there's Pinocchio! Says the little wooden puppet told him Barrett would win the Rumble and hey look, his nose is growing!
Whant-whant-wahhhhhhh...
Truth rambles on until The Miz rushes in and attacks him. Now it's a double team. Wait! There's Sheamus! The Great White comes in to make the save and well hold on a minute playa, here comes Teddy Long to make a Royal Rumble preview with an over-the-top rope challenge between the four brawlers.
Every man for himself but of course the heels and babyfaces face off. Miz gets dropped and the faces double team Barrett and push him over the rope with a rush in from Miz. Truth stumbles and Sheamus goes apeshit on Miz. Truth tries to use the momentum to dump Sheamus but can't get him, then misses a kick by four feet and Sheamus sells it. Figures. Won't sell a chair shot but falls over for a kick that misses.
Duckface tries to take out Sheamus and gets forearms to the chest for his efforts. Then a huge clothesline. King says Miz should be on Disney's "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride because he has a sunken chest. Ha. Sheamus tries for the Brogue kick but misses and plants his nuts on the top rope. No sells it, comes back and tries to dump Miz but Truth runs up and sends them both over. Truth wins and Miz still gets Brogue-kicked on the apron.
Incoming! Cena storms the office of Johnny Ace and demands an explanation as to why Zack Ryder was allowed to compete. Laryngitis tells him he's fighting Kane at the Royal Rumble and Jack Swagger after the commercial break.
Swagger in the ring and Cena's music hits. He comes out and hey! Where's my salute?!? Rawr! Cena mad! He rushes in and is destroying Swags. They tumble out of the ring and Cena fighting nasty.
Is he embracing the hate?????
Cena sends him into the steel steps. Cuh-rash. Now he's growling and smashing Swagger's face into the steel. Yep, he's embraced it. Jackie-boy passed out on the steps and Cena teases a steel-step sandwich and BOOM, Kane's pyro hits and he gives a morbid message ... via Titantron.
In the ring, Cena realizes he lost control and starts to shake, then we break.
Oh snap! Funkasaurus is here! Somebody call my mama! Brodus Clay is back. Another squash match? Let's see what JTG has to offer. Not much. Another laugher. Somebody call Shad my mama and tell her Brodus Clay is here to stay.
Speaking of squashes, we get another replay of AJ being body-checked by the Big Show. Danny Bryan coming up after the break to update us on her health status.
Thank God, I was worried about her.
Well, actually, we get another replay of the squashing, but this time it's sandwiched between clips of the actual match and Big Show bawling like a baby because AJ took a bump. The replay has it all slo-mo with great sound effects, making it look pretty serious.
Daniel Bryan comes out to cut a promo and calls Big Show a cruel, inhospitable freak. Slams him for hurting AJ, who "has been traumatized and will never be the same." Says the bump was intentional and "pathetic." Also wants to know why Show didn't apologize and his "crocodile tears" were 1000% fake. Promises to make him pay if he ever shows up on Smackdown! again, then plugs his upcoming bout against Mark Henry and dedicates the match to AJ. Bryan closes by saying he will show AJ how much he loves her on Friday then heads to the ring for his six-man tag match.
Lights go out and Jacket goes on. Y2J is here! No mic, but he's still working the crowd as we go to another break.
We come back and CM Punk is next out but wait, the ring already has the rest of the gang in it. Maybe they came up through Kane's trap door?
Punk and Ziggler start it off. They do some mat work and Zig getting worked. Punk tags out to Bryan who takes over and proceeds to botch a move so horribly the crowd gasps. Otunga tagged in and works the leg of Bryan. Geno calls that psychology. I call it kicking a guy in the leg. Cole talks about trending and I ignore him. Ziggler back in and he's torquing that leg of the champ. Bryan gets to the rope and Ziggy whispers in his ear. Guess that means Punk is getting tagged in. Yup. Otunga is there to meet him and gets taken down. He's up and gets Ziggy tagged back in who stomps a mudhole in Punk. Dolph poses like a boss. CM backbreaks his way out but can't get back to his corner. Otunga tagged back in. I guess Henry's groin still hurts. A lot. Punk lands a top rope elbow. Jericho tagged in! He's pandering to the crowd and tags back out. Ha! Then he just up and leaves the ring and walks to the back with a look of accomplishment on his face. Amazing.
Commercial break.
We return and Ziggler is working Bryan. The champ lands a kick and hot tag to Punk who's unloading on Ziggler. He goes for the pin but Henry in to break it up. He ends up feuding with Bryan all the way to the ramp and Foley's music hits. He's running! He's been named the new tag partner of Punk and Bryan! First Punk has to escape the offense of Ziggler. Couple of close two counts. Punk gets the tag to Foley who rushes the ring. Ziggler feeds him Otunga and Mick gets the running knee, the DDT and yup, good ole Mr. Socko. The mandible claw wins it.
Wait, it's not over yet. Here comes Johnny Ace. He looks pissed (or constipated). It seems Foley never had permission to participate in the tag match, so Ace reverses the decision and declares the heels the winner. Boo! Punk grabs the stick and tells him to shut his mouth and man-up, take his balls out of his purse and put his cards on the table. Claims Ace is a nobody who sucked when he was a wrestler despite his brother's success. Road Warrior vs. Road Kill.
Ouch.
Went from somebody who sucked to somebody who sucked up. He's unloading now! Says he's jealous of Punk's success. Declares himself the man. Says if he gets screwed at Royal Rumble he's getting his ass kicked. Crowd cheers and chants CM PUNK! CM PUNK!
Fakes him out and leaves the ring. Foley gives Ace the double thumbs up and Johnny makes the Miz duck face before taking the stick. He defends himself but Foley interrupts him. Calls him a few names like "kiss-ass." Crowd now chanting YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Ace back on the stick and promises to screw Punk at the Rumble. The goes on a botch-filled tirade (dub-u dub-u universe?) before clocking Foley and laying him out. Crowd boos. Fade to black.
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One of these nights I need to hang out in here during the event. Too bad my old lady would punch me in the nards for making her watch RAW.
by 8bitDan on Jan 16, 2012 2:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I hope the Funkasaurus has more than two moves tonight...
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SUPLEX BABY
…mah bad.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
by Grim Spandango on Jan 16, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Somebody on Twitter recommended the song Big Bad John by Jimmy Dean to John Laurinaitis for using as a theme song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnnHprUGKF0
That would be so awesome. The sound just fits his character so well. Of course they would have to change some of the lyrics a little, but I trust Jim Johnston. He does good work with the WWE songs.
by Manolo Has Pizzazz on Jan 16, 2012 5:44 PM EST reply actions
Howdy guys. I want to pre-game for Johnny Ace!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 8:18 PM EST reply actions
On a side note
Good Evening Cage Siders! Who’s ready for another episode of “The Kane Promo Burns Horribly”
oh im ready
but for another episode of “Chris Jericho tries to do something and fails misserably” lol
Here is the official mountaineers101 guide to Raw!
-Divas match? Zzz….
-Any promo besides Chris Jericho, CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, or Johnny Ace? Zzz….
-Any match involving Dolph Ziggler? Pants off. Immediately.
-Any time you see Zack Ryder standing within 10 feet of a car now? Laugh uncontrollably.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions
Let us co-author this, sir. You know the truth!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Speaking of truth, new addition: R-Truth’s promos? Keep one eye open. He might pull out something funny…unless it involves Ricardo Rodriguez.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
I’m serious bro!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
I hope we get an all Johnny Ace RAW
Nothing but Big Johnny, #FutureEndeavHeads
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
This man knows.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yum.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
by Grim Spandango on Jan 16, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
This picture needs to be cropped
and it needs to become the Johnny Ace seal of approval
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
I got you, IRodC!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Don't forget
Eve is STILL trapped in the car without a wheel
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
No tuning in tonight (at least until 10)
but I’ll be reading over at PWTorch and keeping track on the live thread.
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So how many more weeks until Rock and Cena become tag champs?
by Kanenite on Jan 16, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The No Chance in Blue Hell and No Sell Connection?
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, apply us for WWE Shop tagliners right now.
You can Rise Above Cookin’ by buying Fruity Pebbles and The Rock’s new brand of homebaked goods, Poontang Pie.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
It's been a while.
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by Ryan Tical on Jan 16, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I'm sort of new here so
LET’S FUNK THIS MUTHA UP
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Wife on Brodus Clay....
He must be really secure with his manhood…. (and she walks out of the living room)
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by ultmma on Jan 16, 2012 10:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
So now with Brodus around are we going to get 2 squash matches every week for a while (with Sheamus being the other)?
Vince
should let Sheamus crush Michael Cole’s chest with that Forearm Smash.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
At least one more time where Kane leans in like Pedobear
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
I sense more Jericho shenanigans.
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Wrestling Fav-5's: Booker-T, Triple-H, Jay Lethal, HBK, Tiger Mask I
"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
I wish CM Punk would grab the mic
and make corny jokes about 80’s wrestling. Because that’s what he’s known for now, right?
PIPE BOMB!!!!
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by Michael Jong on Jan 16, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Martin Luther King Jr. cuts a hell of a promo.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
by Grim Spandango on Jan 16, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Got a milkshake and ready to go!
Let’s kick this puppy!
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 16, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions
So how is the WWE going to make me turn on MLK?
by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 16, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions
Foley!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions
Is big show no longer the no. 1 contender?
Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.
Big show had his match on Friday
His fault for not finishing it
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
The man that turned around the Monday Night Wars
Yes, it’s hyperbole but don’t you forget it
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Foley is waxed eyebrows!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions
I am curious
to see how they explain Primo & Epico winning the Tag Team Championships.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
I still think they give it back at the next house show
And nothing changes on smackdown
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Then why would they have made or announced the change?
by joliemadchen on Jan 16, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
True. No clue then
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
*tags in the rest of the Cageside crew*
I’m gonna go have a cigarette…something tells me this is going to be a snoozer.
Are we watching TNA tonight?
this is the kinda promo we’d get in the impact zone
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 16, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions
Yes<3 Ziggler.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Uh-Oh...
I think we know who the “mystery return” wrestler is. All I wanted to hear was.. IF YOU SMELLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK…IS COOKIN’!!!
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
What, Punk / Bryan teaming up tonight?
Sounds awesome, but I’d love to see how he spins the heel character in a tag match not involving Show.
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Ziggler. You are the best.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions
Nothing here...
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Wrestling Fav-5's: Booker-T, Triple-H, Jay Lethal, HBK, Tiger Mask I
"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Ziggler’s ponytail is not doing much for my crush on him. He looks like a drug dealer on Miami Vice.
Roleplay. I like it.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
We can keep fighting over Ziggler, but I’m not sure if you have the same not-so-secret advantage as I do.
by joliemadchen on Jan 16, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Ziggler. God damn.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions
Lets see how he handles Punk now. Did great with Foley.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
Punk can make it the greatest segment ever, or ruin it for everyone
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
I bestow that honor to Jack Swagger.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
That she does.
She WORKS that dress.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Yes. Yes. Yes.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions
C.M. Punk, you don’t want none of Johnny Ace.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions
YESSS! JOHNNY!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions
Vicki and gentlemen!
I have an announcement!
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions
YOU TELL THEM VICKIE!!!
bout’ time she stood up for herself. She looks great for a woman her age.
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 16, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions
Johnny Ace is going to get creative
Set up a tag team match with Vickie Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler against Foley and Punk.
This IS the greatest segment in professional wrestling. Ever.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions
No, Johnny just have new pronunciation to the word. He is Mr. Excitement,
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
I just botched that comment. Gave*
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Cruella de Vicki
Getting up in Mick’s face. Nice.
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions
Vickie just totally reminded me of Bellatrix Lestrange with that laugh
The Legend
by KJ Brophy on Jan 16, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Kinda weak ending with the laugh, but awesome segment
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
And now...
Continues the countdown to Matt Sydal’s Future Endeavoring.
Time to spread a little chaos...
Brodus "The Funkasaurus Rex" Clay
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Burial
If the dirt sheets are correct, WWE is pissed at Bourne for causing a stink about him being suspended for smoking Spice while R-Truth was allowed to participate at the main event of Survivor Series
by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 16, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
I read that, but it still seems strange to have a major plot point occur offscreen then prominently feature the rematch on TV.
by joliemadchen on Jan 16, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Also Kofi apparently aired backstage stuff to the dirt sheets
by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 16, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Ziggler was on top of his game tonight
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Ziggler + Johnny Ace = Asses in seats. That Foley fellow is decent as well…
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Sup ladies.. I'mma be a bit behind in a 4 a min.. gotta catch up.
And its Foley, time to fast forward
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions
Punk mocked Zigglers pink shirt
Hart foundation fans will want his head
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
It's okay.
Last I checked, Ziggler wasn’t Vegeta.
Time to spread a little chaos...
by Shadowbird on Jan 16, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
KAKAROT!
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
DBZ Reference = auto-rec
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
nice reference
Flip a coin......when it's in the air you'll know what you're hoping for
by LRaunThaDamaja on Jan 16, 2012 9:23 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
As I said last week...
Looks to be an accurate portrayal of what would happen if douchebags gained telekinetic powers.
Time to spread a little chaos...
It’s not that good of a film. I happened to watch an early promo. If you remember the move “The Covenant”— it’s something similiar but more sophmoric and less half-naked males with their shirts off.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Is it just me
Or is there a faces vs. heels tag match EVERY week. This is actually annoying the crap out of me now. Why not just have both CM Punk and Dolph Ziggler fight jobbers to strengthen their characters?
Terrible. I have never seen the tag division look so pathetic.
by billsfan_905 on Jan 16, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Title’s never change place at Raw yet they let them win at a house show?
by billsfan_905 on Jan 16, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Beth and Natalya could beat both the tag teams
by billsfan_905 on Jan 16, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
The belts look like they are made of copper
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Rosa is the lone bright spot
Flip a coin......when it's in the air you'll know what you're hoping for
by LRaunThaDamaja on Jan 16, 2012 9:22 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Thank god.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Whoa.. .gotta rewind.. just saw Vicky… Good Lord she’s smokin’ tonight.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions
Sorry bout that. I broke out in the hives & am itching something fierce.
I’mma have to bring extra eggs for Foley if I go to the Rumble.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry, but this match has me stunned.
I mean…there’s still a tag division in WWE? I thought they killed that off long ago.
Time to spread a little chaos...
“This team’s gonna be hard to beat”
That’s because there are no tag teams to fight them.
by Kanenite on Jan 16, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
What I would give for the WWE to sign F.I.S.T
it would be the first time I’ve enjoyed tag team action since the hardys/edge+christian/dudleys..
Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.
I can handle this awesome.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions
Epico & Primo run Tip Drills on Rosa?
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. YES. YES> YESWEFWERGWER
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions
David Otunga, Alfonso Riberio called. He wants his sweater vest back.
Time to spread a little chaos...
He’d have to take it from Jim Tressel.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Guys, I’m crying. Nothing in life will live up to that.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions
Otunga seems kinda out of place in the main event
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Vince got statistics back and realized that 99.9% of Raw’s in 2011 involved the WWE and Heavyweight Champions and their heel rivals. So he decided to spice it up and put in Otunga
by billsfan_905 on Jan 16, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
I HATE SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCHES!!!
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
by Grim Spandango on Jan 16, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
You remember in WcW they had a 3 man tag team belt & division?
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
I love Air Boom and Primo and Epico together. I hope that feud’s not over because really, are there any other tag teams?
Tag Team division doesnt seem to matter anymore
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Double the identical DNA, double the mediocrity.
by joliemadchen on Jan 16, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Is that what happened to the Bella’s? At least they are smokin’.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
Just for that light up jacket.
Vince should just give Jericho the WWE Championship, HW Championship, US Title and the Tag Titles and create one belt.
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. fan since 7/12/97 — 42-0-0 (26 KOs)
Wrestling Fav-5's: Booker-T, Triple-H, Jay Lethal, HBK, Tiger Mask I
"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
It'll look better than the toy they have now
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Until you get tired of seeing John Cena carrying it around for 3yrs.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just going to hire Jericho for Christmas next year.
Have him stand in random places in my yard.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
by Ryan Tical on Jan 16, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Now that Orton is gone.
Someone has to pick up the slack.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Because he's wearing a jacket that only Honky would wear.
And he grins like an asshat. That screams “80’s babyface” to me. I do think that he should add some Ultimate Warrior-like tassels to his gear, though.
Roger Daltrey was ahead of the game.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Ha!
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
The Artist is winning a lot of movie awards
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
I wanna plow Vicky’s field… I’d knock the dust off that…
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions
Id like to bronco bust her. For comedic relief
by billsfan_905 on Jan 16, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
Sin City Smackdown?
So is AJ going to be leading a group of murderous hookers while Big Show murders everyone important in the city?
by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 16, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I won’t.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Hey!
It’s Zack, Eva, and Eva’s cleavage! #waves at cleavage!
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 16, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions
Ryder busted his ribs trying to tip the car over to get Eve out of the car.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions
He tried to jack up the car and remove the tire.
At the same time.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Zach Ryder
With the ceremonial “PUNCH ME HERE! YES, RIGHT HERE” taped ribs after the chokeslam.
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions
Wow, that was some bad acting. No doubt Ryder and Eve will be in the next WWE straight to DVD movie.
Ryder has sucked ever since winning the title
by billsfan_905 on Jan 16, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Ryder has sucked ever since winning the title
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
At least it won’t be Hunter.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Ha, Imma fast forward through that crapola.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
I’d rather see Nash than 99% of this roster. Guy is like 50 and still looked unreal at TLC
by billsfan_905 on Jan 16, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Also known as the "fuck me" button in videogames
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
I call it Gameshark.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
9999 CRITICAL STRIKE!
Final Fantasy reference.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Pretty smart of Ryder to write himself into a couple with the hottest Diva. I do like the way they finally have the men and women interacting: Zack and Eve, Daniel Bryan and AJ.
by joliemadchen on Jan 16, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
SHOULD I GET HIM?!
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
by Grim Spandango on Jan 16, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Damn thought I was watching RAW,
Not High School Musical
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
GLEE
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
It’ll probably be longer than it takes for Swagger to Job.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 16, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Didn’t they mention how many viewers turned off Raw last week at this segment? Are they trying to break that?
by billsfan_905 on Jan 16, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I didn't see it last week so I can now offically say
That was silly
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 16, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions
Alright Job Swagger, validate my man crush on you and win one. For the love of god.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions
I like a man with a tholid wrethling credential.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He is another wrethler I would have
liked to have seen try MMA.
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
DARK CENA!
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Question of the night:
How will the referee screw things up this time?
Time to spread a little chaos...
Haha… Y2J w/ the jacket got promoted to Y3J
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions
Cus he’s back from the future.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Speaking of heavy, wonder what kinda batteries Y3J has in the at thing & if they are rechargeable.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Imagine he won a match??
Thats like saying the NWO and DX will come back to feud tonight and Scott Hall will quit drugs
Nope, but wait for the day that they are in the HOF
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Haha.. nice. Maybe start using the i
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
Wait..
So you’re saying we can’t divide by zero?
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Brodus Clay can divide by zero
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SOMEBODY CALL YOUR MOMMA'!
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
While calling his mama
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
And Vince McMahon will stop ruining wrestling. Actually we’d need a time machine to go back like ten years
by billsfan_905 on Jan 16, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Hey Bitthhhes
Its Jack Swthaaawwagggger time!
Is it just mE
Or is everyone just like… Fuck it where’s Brodus?
exactly
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by numero uno panther on Jan 16, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Nope. I’m just like…Johnny Ace needs more screen time.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
In Haywire? Because they digitally enhanced her voice to make it deeper. She actually has a really girly, ditzy voice.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Chyna or Gina?
I don’t think “that thing” between Chyna’s legs can be classified as a vagina— more like a CLASS-6 Bio Weapon.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
not sure if serious
of course Gina you fuckin twat.
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
No one cares about this dude
Except for 100K people on YouTube. Remember that every time he gets an anemic pop.
One report said they wanted to keep it off him for as long as possible cause it only benefits his heat. Getting proven more right everyday
by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 16, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Of course it is! He couldn’t change a tire!
by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 16, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Am I the only one who doesn't like Ryder?
Shit is lame.
I just want him to change his entrance song.
by billsfan_905 on Jan 16, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
You’re not alone
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 16, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
With you 110%.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder..
when Ryder is in Da Club.. how many “broski’s” are taking shots of his jock for that “QC”?
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions
ryder is gonna end up with a white tong
thats what always happen with the rake rib injury bandages lol
LOL at the I’m trending on Twitter sign.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions
You’re mistaking Vicky for Eve.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Just don’t blow it up like the do in the LI
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Vicky has the Cougar necklace & has bigger boobs w/o a bra
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
and a fuckin muffin top
quit trolling me damn you gents!
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
He hit Big Show with it b4
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
I dont always watch wrasslin', but when I do
I like to see Eve.
Ryder hasn’t had much going for him since he won the title, but to drop the title to Job Swagger would be really lame.
Not even sure why I would ask but
Eve or Vicki?
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
I honestly think someone here would pick vicki
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
No
Wait. Sure
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Haha… question is, would you suck Chyna’s lady penis before touching Eve?
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Haha Eve ain't that bad
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Somebody call me Brodus’ funkmammas!!
by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 16, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I NEED TO CHANGE MY PANTS!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions
lets make it a little more obvious
that you bat for the other team.
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Come on, nothing wrong with a little Thwagger love.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Also,
is it just me, or is Cole behaving tonight?
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 16, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions
Wow The actuqally gave a belt to Swagger.
Im gla though. Im a fan
"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"
Well
Thwagger ith the United Thates Champion.
Awethome.
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions
Okay, so...
Is this a sign that WWE’s abandoning the fan favorites that they semi-deliberately sabotaged?
Time to spread a little chaos...
So Cena, was it worth it to give up a world title match at TLC so that Ryder could lose the US Title to Jack Swagger on free tv?
Remember when Dolph Zigger was U.S. Champ
and people actually cared about that belt a bit?
It seems like a long time ago.
No one cared about the belt then
No one paid attention to it for months while Ziggler had it until Zack Ryder’s Twitter petition.
No, it's much worse than that.
They’re turning into John Cena’s redshirt ensign.
Time to spread a little chaos...
Thats the last thing they need. Another perma-face that Vince uses as a golden ticket to sell shirts to 8 year olds
by billsfan_905 on Jan 16, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently the way to win a title in WWE is to go on a massive losing streak first then win with no build.
Another six man tag
Because there hasn’t been one every week
COLE
Point out how much more $$$ that Swagger’s win means for Vickie, you idiot! Build what happened beyond crapping on Ryder.
If that shitty belt goes well with anyone..
It’s Thwack Thwagger.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Ryder wasn’t smoking Spice in Da Club.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
So that was for the belt? Awesome.. Ryders push is done.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions
As a fellow Okie, I should be proud...
But as a wrestling fan, I’m still slamming my head into the sidetable.
Time to spread a little chaos...
The US Title was always on the decline
I mean MVP won it for gods sake
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
And he who shall not be named in the wrestling community
by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 16, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
The Fifth Horseman?
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
that was stupid booking at its best
i mean, its not like swagger is gonna do a lot better than ryder with that belt
This only reinforces that Sheamus could win the US Title anytime he feels like it since he owns Job Swagger. But the main point is, Sheamus has no interest in that title.
US Champ Funkasaurus
NOW!!!
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
by IRodC on Jan 16, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He deserves his own belt.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Ryder works better chasing the title
it wasn’t a clean victory, Zack will be back, and i thought he had a pretty nice pop tonight.
Last person I thought I would see at a WWE event
by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 16, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions
Did anyone else notice that Wrestlemania 28 falls on APRIL 1ST?
What if Rock vs Cena was an April Fools joke? Could anyone really complain if WWE just TROLLED everyone with a Jericho stunt?
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Yes
For 3 1/2 hours.
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
I would love it if it didn’t happen. I really am not that excited for it
by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 16, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
and the championship should be the ME anyway
by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 16, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
Laurinatis channels his inner Cartman
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions
Johnny Ace!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions
GOD, JOHNNY ACE!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions
Be quick!
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
You can eat after hearing this?
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Well
I certainly think of Perez HIlton when I think of wrestling
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 16, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions
OMG, Where the fuck is continuity
Daniel Bryan’s first cash in victory was reversed because Henry wasn’t medically cleared to compete.
If they don’t give Ryder back the title…that would be just wrong.
Stupid WWE and one month memory.
Perez Hilton is a horrific person. He outs gay people who don’t want to be outed. That is really a fucking horrible thing to do. I hope he fucking rots.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
So, promote Jonah Hill for weeks only for him to not be on air
Have Perez Hilton show up out of the blue
by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 16, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions
He was too busy making that awesome 21 jump street where in only his mind he’s Johnny Depp.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Thecnically wasn't put of the blue
Wwe.com posted something about it. Kinda had a fan post saying he would show up….
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Hilton is getting involved.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions
Johnny Ace's eyes to Eva:
“I will back hand you if you don’t get out of my way and/or get in a kitchen and make me a sandwich!”
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 16, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions
He blows the line w/ “samich”
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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Perez calls other gays fags all the time
He’s kind of hated among the gay community
He's a massive douche
But at least the multi-colored hair is gone, so baby steps to becoming a non-asshole
Really? Perez Hilton?
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. fan since 7/12/97 — 42-0-0 (26 KOs)
Wrestling Fav-5's: Booker-T, Triple-H, Jay Lethal, HBK, Tiger Mask I
"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Seriously, WWE?
Are all your matches tonight going to be sub-5 minutes? You’re making TNA look good for match length.
Time to spread a little chaos...
Match length, yeah.
But notice I didn’t say anything about match quality.
Time to spread a little chaos...
5 bucks says he tweets about needing someone to call 911 for him...again.
Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.
This...
All in the spirit of Martin Luther King Jr.
Perez Hilton:
The only person to make the bella Twins look intimidating
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 16, 2012 9:54 PM EST reply actions
Why even have women wrestle at this point?
Kelly Kelly would be better as the ditzy airheaded girlfriend of Santino that keeps getting kidnapped by Kane or something.
That’s your way of having her on the tv w/o having her on the tv.. haha
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
My DVR was behind…but luckily it became live at the end of the Diva match and right when The Bellas owned Perez.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:54 PM EST reply actions
HELLO LADIES!
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. fan since 7/12/97 — 42-0-0 (26 KOs)
Wrestling Fav-5's: Booker-T, Triple-H, Jay Lethal, HBK, Tiger Mask I
"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Val Venis said something about an unfettered market leading to greater economic and personal freedom.
THEN he said “Hello ladies!”
Can we get back to lack of continuity?
Henry gets his title back because he wasn’t cleared to compete.
but Ryder is screwed? ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO?
Ryder agreed beforehand to continue without clearance? Henry didn’t get the chance?
Damn I am trying to find logic in WWE booking. I need to stop before I go insane
by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 16, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Teddy Long is a face that had to do the right thing and give Henry the title back.
J-Lau is a heel so of course he just keeps the screwing of the face in place.
WWE and continuity...
Are about as compatible as politicians and ethics.
Time to spread a little chaos...
Bring me the master of the SHE-WAH NOW!!
Everyday I'm Russelin'
by noobmaster on Jan 16, 2012 9:56 PM EST via mobile reply actions
She should have gotten out of the way.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 16, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
What a baby
She can’t handle a chest bump with Big Show
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Can we have Perez Hilton wrestle against Kid Kash in a chops only match? I’d love to see Kid Kash bash that fucker’s chest open. Gotta get all of this out. Ugh.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:56 PM EST reply actions
anyone else see Mr Belding sitting behind Cole and King?
or is it just me?
"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis
Yep that's him
Hes on Ryder’s show all the time. He wants to be Raws GM
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
If Wade says “now that’s just silly” I might lose it.
by King Oskar on Jan 16, 2012 10:03 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
He's gonna be the replacement for Jericho when Jericho decides not to show up for his match
"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"
Haha.. that’s the 6 man.. since Cena will be to end the show.. come on now.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
I will say..
AJ took that bump like a champ.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions
Talk about hanging in there for a fastball. That’s insane.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
I thought you said took a dump like a champ.
I was curious what could possibly come from that small body.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
haha.. looked like Show’s poop..
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
My all time fav Rumble ever. And the promo was magic.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
It was a double main event, technically. But as I recalled, Hogan/Sid was awful.
by joliemadchen on Jan 16, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, Flair/Savage was the match to see on that show but we all know how Hogan was.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 16, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
While watching Perez I said
“shit let me see what’s on Nitro.”
by BennyProfane on Jan 16, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I'm sorry, but like most people I started watching around this sport around the Attitude era,
So seeing the announcers overreact to a trained woman wrestler take a bump just kind of seems dumb to me. That, and she was sent out on a stretcher. Really?
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 16, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions
Cause he's a shallow asshole who Is shit
And he doesn’t belong on Raw
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure if you are trolling, but the dude outs gay people. Puts people’s private life out there. That, and being gay himself, feels entitled to call anyone he wants a “f*g.” That is wrong dude.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
X-Pac heat just became R-Truth heat.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions
Hey look
It’s the greatest Rumble match of all time.
Make Cole watch it on repeat until he is a thousandth as good as Heenan is in this match.
Best theme song ever
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Worst T'shirt ever.
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. fan since 7/12/97 — 42-0-0 (26 KOs)
Wrestling Fav-5's: Booker-T, Triple-H, Jay Lethal, HBK, Tiger Mask I
"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Yeah pretty much
"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"
by BattleMoses on Jan 16, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
itsssssssssss baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
So Wade only used the jacket for Raw.. does it cost that much more to carry it for luggage?
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions
LOOK AT ME I AM TOUGH AND BRITISH
HATE ME WWE!!!!
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Hey! Its Wade ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZzz
Everyday I'm Russelin'
by noobmaster on Jan 16, 2012 10:01 PM EST via mobile reply actions
At Royal Rumble Barrett's gonna come at 26 and when the whole thing, sorry for the spoiler guys.
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
Are you the real Lance Storm?
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Wrestling Fav-5's: Booker-T, Triple-H, Jay Lethal, HBK, Tiger Mask I
"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
lolololol
If you read Lance’s website, they couldn’t be more different.
When I see Wade Barrett I say
“Shit, let me see what’s on Nitro?”
R-Truth is the only man
To make Wade exciting
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions
LOL. Yeah, foreigners talk funny! DON’T BE A BULLY!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions
Hahah… truth is doing alright.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
No, R-Truth...
We don’t want to see your vacation pictures. NO ONE DOES.
Time to spread a little chaos...
I DO!
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Oh R-Truth
I wish he had followed up “I miss your smile, Wade” with “I miss your scent. I miss your musk. After this is all over, I think you and me should get an apartment together.”
LMFAO Truth is great
"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis
See pinochio get a hard on.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
The announcers are shooting on this… w/ laughter.. Cole is healing.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions
R-Truth amuses me
Everyday I'm Russelin'
by noobmaster on Jan 16, 2012 10:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I still can't believe they are calling Sheamus Great White
"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"
Fooled You…. in my Rick Moranos Spaceballs Voice.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Evil will always triumph over good.
Because good (or in this case, Chaotic Neutral [point to self]) is dumb.
Time to spread a little chaos...
by Shadowbird on Jan 16, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I love that movie.. wasnt a fan of Moranis, but he really is talented.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
The Miz...
When seven strangers stop being polite and start being real
He misses Rodney Mack.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
and Jacqueline and Mark Henry
They were a sad stable
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
They were in a stable once as well
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Awesome Britishness vs. Ebony &Ivory
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
This
This right here
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
WINNER
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
by Grim Spandango on Jan 16, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Sheamus is giving to the handicap.. so Truth wins
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
What is it with Teddy Long and over the top rope challenges?
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
by Grim Spandango on Jan 16, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions
I don’t even know if that’s PG
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Teddy is switching it up here
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions
Crowd is live tonight
They will love Clay
I wonder if anyone is going to pull a Khali
by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 16, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions
Get eliminated by a girl?
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
To be fair...
The “girl” was Beth Phoenix. She can eliminate me any day…_
Time to spread a little chaos...
Fai nuff
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Nah
In an over the top rope challenge, Khali stepped over the top ropes and went to the floor, but it the ref just looked at him like he was an idiot and didn’t call it
by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 16, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
When Barrett wins the Rumble he's gonna pin Punk....1,2,3
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
After he puts him to sleep with one of his promos
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Then picks him back up and lays him out with 2 Wastlelands
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
It's MLK day
It’s a terrible joke and I’m sorry
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
I called it.. though I thought Truth would win like Horny, cuz Sheamus likes to give to the handicappers.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
That kick to Miz was AWESOME.. can we get a slow mo on that.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions
Well, I guess if you're R-Truth (which I'm a fan of)
And you get slapped with a suspension, you can just come back and be pushed to the top like nothing happend
So buck up Evan Bourne!
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 16, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions
That’s why you take your punishment and don’t snitch
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
JOHNNY ACE!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions
Yea, thought Ryder was a man… maybe not.. maybe he’s the one w/ lady parts & Rocky was confused.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
WE ARE ALL ABOUT TO TAKE A TRIP...
TO PLANET FUNK BABY!
O your a fan
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Let's keep this site fun..
and not talk about TnA.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions
God damnit. Jack juth got hith Thwagger jacked.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions
The lisp thing is funny every time
It never fails
by BennyProfane on Jan 16, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
I’m his biggest fan. I’m a sad panda.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Let’s see, it took Punk two segments and a ref botch to falsely defeat Swagger. It will take Cena maybe 3 or 4 moves to win clean?
Pretty sad when he doesn’t need all the 5 moved of doom.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
It’s not like the ref botch was booked. He was going to win with the Anaconda Vice.
by joliemadchen on Jan 16, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
well, it took swagger a couple of minutes to take the belt from ryder
after a losing streak of who knows how many months, so its only fair lol
Thought its been 2 yrs.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
About right. Richards is talented but like Mitt Romney.. he's dull
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
I said Dull, not out his fucking mind.
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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Out of his mind?
Are you talking about Obama now?
by BennyProfane on Jan 16, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Alright
Time to stop here, keep politics out
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Smells like unconstitutional detainment of US citizens….delicious…
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 16, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Umm.. no, and I don’t support Obama.. Obama knows what he’s doing.. if I don’t agree with it… Paul is living in a world pre- Woodrow Wilson.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
That depends on the crowd you are talking about.
I agree with the DVDVR set that Davey is awful, probably the epitome of everything wrong with pro wrestling.
GOT MY TICKETS TO ELIMINATION CHAMBER TODAY
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
by Grim Spandango on Jan 16, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions
nice
Looking forward to September ppv in Pittsburgh
by King Oskar on Jan 16, 2012 10:17 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Bro, if I don't get my Brodus Clay fixed
Niggas will have to be spoken to
We don't use that word on SB Nation.
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
If Cena wins, we...
Will remain in our chairs, screaming at the television at the top of our lungs.
Time to spread a little chaos...
I'm on a bed
Can I still scream if I’m on a bed?
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
OH SHIT!
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
CROWD IS LIVE
I think a swagger chant will happen
CENA MAD!
CENA SMASH!
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions
):
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions
Why is Cena mad at Swagger. Maybe this leads to Swagger’s Hall of Pain.. haha
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions
So neither Kane or Cena will be in the Royal Rumble.
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
welcome back job swagger
Everyday I'm Russelin'
by noobmaster on Jan 16, 2012 10:17 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Cena really took his friend losing personally...not sure how that works.
Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.
well, it wasnt his friend losing, it was his friend being screwed
so it kinda makes sense, since he gave a title match for ryder to get that belt and all that stuff
Hasn’t been a “move” yet.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
The heel turn continues? This isn’t good for Post Cereal.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions
RAYCESS
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
God damnit…my heart can’t take this.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions
He is being sacrificed for a better cause
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
if nothing else
he will have an even more intense lisp..its ok little buddy
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Yo this ref needs to control this shit
This match is getting out of hand.
Horrible refereeing!
Its a match? A little liberal w/ the rules uh
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Eh, I'm ready to stop watching RAW.
It’s just not good anymore. All Cena does is kiss up to Ryder to get the internet fans to like him but all it’s gonna do is push them away from Zack. Leave it to WWE to write them as best friend in a attempt to gain some online fans. And I know Swagger kinda sucks, but not even he needs to job to cena.
P4P TOP 5 1. Nick Diaz 2. Nate Diaz 3. Fedor 4. Overeem 5. Junie Browning … Also Nate AND Nick will both be champions of thier respective brackets. Dont Fuck With Mean Mug he will make you slob all over your most hated fighters knob 209 BITCHES!!!!!!
dont be a hater
it all makes sense, remember cena gave up a title match to give ryder a chance at the us title, storyline wise it makes sense that cena is angry about ryder gettin screwed
Not a hater, it's just boring.
P4P TOP 5 1. Nick Diaz 2. Nate Diaz 3. Fedor 4. Overeem 5. Junie Browning … Also Nate AND Nick will both be champions of thier respective brackets. Dont Fuck With Mean Mug he will make you slob all over your most hated fighters knob 209 BITCHES!!!!!!
by Cyclonejoker on Jan 16, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
I hate this so much!
It wasen’t enough for WWE to allow swagger to win dirty and thus have us doubt him as champion- they way we should feel towards a heel. But why ALSO have him lose to Cena? All they are doing is bury a potential star. They are reminding us that Swagger will never be good enough to be a superstar and we should never invest in him. Ever.
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 16, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions
So Swagger is Subway or whatever he was?
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
For all you guys wondering what this is about, Cena is showing hate.
What Kane wants
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
He's trying to get him to join the sith.
P4P TOP 5 1. Nick Diaz 2. Nate Diaz 3. Fedor 4. Overeem 5. Junie Browning … Also Nate AND Nick will both be champions of thier respective brackets. Dont Fuck With Mean Mug he will make you slob all over your most hated fighters knob 209 BITCHES!!!!!!
by Cyclonejoker on Jan 16, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
something something something dark side
by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 16, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
It needed an innocent.
When you hurt the innocent CENA MAD!!
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Makes perfect sense
and I’m a fan. And hell, it might as well be Swagger who receives the beating. He’s been job central for a good while now, he’s serving a role at least.
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by Michael Jong on Jan 16, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Save him with the poopglove, Kane!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
Hit the Kane promo!
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions
This would be a great moment...
If Kane had actually driven him to this point and not involved Ryder in it.
Time to spread a little chaos...
Bad Cena = black eye shadow
And gangster rap?
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Wrestling Fav-5's: Booker-T, Triple-H, Jay Lethal, HBK, Tiger Mask I
"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Should all Royal Rumble winners have won the title at Wrestlemania?
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
Goddamnit Kane
Let him crush Swaggers skull, then hit the pryotechs
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions
Can't we just fucking start the CWO
CENA WORLD ORDER already? Who gives a shit its a retread… I want it!
Hacksaw still waits to ME Mania after 25 yrs winning the 1st Rumble.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions
Hacksaw is the only man who can end the Undertaker’s streak.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 16, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
He has no kidney.. that’s the secret of Taker’s power.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
When did they start tying winning the Rumble to a match at Wrestlemania? When I was a kid, the only prize was the satisfaction of winning.
Eugene is the mystery superstar. He is taking it all folks. Then Cena will help him win the title because he wants to “be a star.”
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions
If the show doesn't come back with Brodus clay
Shit is gonna get thick
I didn't see him on Raw or Smack
so if he doesn’t show this episode the last two were a waste and it will be another month before I watch again.
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Wonder if...
Cena saw a Renegade interrupt before setting up the steel step smash.
Time to spread a little chaos...
This is the type of Cena/kane stuff they should have been doing all along. No need for the abyss and lame horror movie stuff.
by Kanenite on Jan 16, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I thought Kane was gonna grab Cena's big face with his smelly glove again.
P4P TOP 5 1. Nick Diaz 2. Nate Diaz 3. Fedor 4. Overeem 5. Junie Browning … Also Nate AND Nick will both be champions of thier respective brackets. Dont Fuck With Mean Mug he will make you slob all over your most hated fighters knob 209 BITCHES!!!!!!
YES!!!
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FUNKASAURUS!
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions
FUNKASAUUURRRRUUSSSS
Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.
HERE WE GO!
"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis
Its about to get funky up in here
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by numero uno panther on Jan 16, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions
SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions
This song is now gonna be stuck in my head
for the END OF TIME
"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling
I bet Snoop Sings Brodus in at Mania.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions
Best TRex dance
ever.
"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling
I kinda like this gimmick, but I hope they give him some personality beside just being funky.
P4P TOP 5 1. Nick Diaz 2. Nate Diaz 3. Fedor 4. Overeem 5. Junie Browning … Also Nate AND Nick will both be champions of thier respective brackets. Dont Fuck With Mean Mug he will make you slob all over your most hated fighters knob 209 BITCHES!!!!!!
I like the throw back on it all.. including the tape on the fingers.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions
He's already exhausted from walking to the ring.
P4P TOP 5 1. Nick Diaz 2. Nate Diaz 3. Fedor 4. Overeem 5. Junie Browning … Also Nate AND Nick will both be champions of thier respective brackets. Dont Fuck With Mean Mug he will make you slob all over your most hated fighters knob 209 BITCHES!!!!!!
by Cyclonejoker on Jan 16, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
He still doesn't have the timing down
He misses he cues
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions
Job T G.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions
JTG back on Raw?
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still on WWE?
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 16, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
We can say the same thing to Primo.
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JTG
Money Money YEAH YEAH, Money Money, YEAH YEAH
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
Hey guys, remember Cryme Tyme? Yeah, me neither.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions
I like how all of Brodus’ opponents are always looking at him like ""Pffff" outside the ring
by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 16, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions
Did he really just make
JTG fall for the “Look, over there!” trick?
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions
my night is made
"Cruelty, It’s not giving another person what they want. That’s our mindset on defense, to go out and play with everything we have and not give the other team anything." -Patrick Willis
i couldn't be smiling any harder right now
Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.
Dude, he reminds me of the Shogun from The Last Dragon.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions
More than cute my man! They’re pure stankonia!
by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 16, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Been listening to Outkast lately?
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
It really is
"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"
by BattleMoses on Jan 16, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
it seemed like he was going to do it too
when they were walking to the backstage, bryan had that vicious bastard look in his eyes lol
Brian Owned Show, YOU BASTARD, YOUR A BASTARD
Lmao
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
YER A BIG, NASTY BASTARD
AND YER MAMA SAID SO!
</Big Boss Man>
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Big Show is always crying. Like when the Big Bossman dragged him across the cemetery on his dad’s coffin.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 16, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Horrible, sad feud and sad idea
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Better than Bossman/Al Snow. The Kennel from Hell match destroyed me as a fan.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 16, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Should've called your Yo Momma
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
That’s why we throw that shit to voicemail
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
DO NOT FEED THE FUNKASAURUS!
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Hey.. How do you create a Funkasaruas on WWe 10/11/12.. any game?
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions
They absolutely better. Gonna have a hard time making him do the dance as Vader.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
I doubt it
THQ already announced the DLC for WWE12. I’m sure someone will make a decent Funkasaurus and post him via community creations.
by King Oskar on Jan 16, 2012 10:39 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Brodus is like a cross between Dusty Rhodes and Rikishi.
I cannot reiterate enough how AWESOME that is. If someone had told me that there was a wrestler who would soon be a cross between Dusty and Rikishi, I would have asked how many World Title reigns the guy was getting before he was put in the WWE HOF.
Someone needs to cue up Brodus Clay dancing with the “wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah!” part from “Sexy and I Know It.”
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions
FUNKARASSIC PARK
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
They cloned him from a piece of funk trapped in amber
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
GREATEST Youtube Flash Video EVAR!
I think I may start production on that…aslong as the WWE doesn’t take the video down for copyright infringement— FUCK SOPA!
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Wonder what her xbox gamer profile is...
& then maybe I can get into her Xbox.. haha.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Now if she'd only get rid of those awful knee-high Chuck Taylors...
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
No.
I really like knee-high Chuck Taylors…
by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 16, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
I think the Chucks are sweet
"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"
by BattleMoses on Jan 16, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
I would love to see her
In only Chuck Taylors
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
You all are twisted.
Twisted.
TWISTED, I SAY.
goes back thinking about what he said last week about AJ, blue gingham & some ice cream
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
WWe's whole roster..
is gonna be IR.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions
Swagger, Ryder, AJ, Orton.. who else is out?
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
God, I love you A.J.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions
That was one of the best bumps I’ve ever seen.
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
And now
On a very special Monday Night Raw. . .
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions
Dear Cena,
Go ask AJ to teach you how to sell and take a bump.
by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 16, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
SHouldn't Beth& Natayla been out there..
yelling at Show to Cry?
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions
I'm calling it right now
Both Bryan and AJ are going to swerve Show somehow.
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 16, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
AJ + DB Double Clothesline.
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95lbs?
Babygirl needs to eat a couple sammiches.
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No kidding
"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"
by BattleMoses on Jan 16, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing wrong with that.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Artificial boobs are sexy?
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I see boobs… I don’t stop to ask if they real.. or care… I just get to playin w/ them.. even if they be my man boobs.. ha.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Perfectly Bulemic.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Dude, she's like 5'2"
And athletic. Of course she’d be tiny as hell.
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMN IT!
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions
I’m so dumb, but did SOPA pass? If so…god damnit.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions
No
They are pushing a new bill that’s diff but basically the same
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
They say it's "frozen" at the moment
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
What about the NDAA?
Stupid…
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NDAA was signed on New Years Eve
So if Obama ever decided he hated wrestling, we could end up doing the next Raw livethread from a FEMA camp
by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 16, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
I know it was.
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Bryan's a better actor than 95% of the roster
I don’t understand why people don’t like him.
His promo skills have been meh until more recently
He stumbles on the mic a lot. I don’t think I’ve seen a smooth Bryan promo since he’s gotten here.
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by Michael Jong on Jan 16, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Royal Rumble Winner gif
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 10:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Am I missing something?
What’s the last segment? Surely this match won’t last 25 minutes.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
by Grim Spandango on Jan 16, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions
Cena always closes
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
But they’ve done enough with him tonight, what else is there?
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
by Grim Spandango on Jan 16, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
They will find something
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
SHOULD I GET HYYYYYMMMMMMMMM
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Somebody call Teddy Momma
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Jeritroll!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions
I think Funkasaurus would rock the jacket better
by BennyProfane on Jan 16, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Blasphemer!!!!!
You’re nothing but a no good blashphemer Benny Profa…oh wait.
by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 16, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
OMG. JERITROLL TAKING THE PICTURE. OH FUCK. RICH. FUCKING RICH.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions
Did Jericho..
get tatted on his hand?
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions
Jackson-Hewitt Tax Service.
Because when you think WWE, you think of taxes. …What?
Time to spread a little chaos...
No, but then you get ratings & its tax season.. its on like Donkey Kong .. in 95
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
The thing is that
The offices are in Walmart. Which is where a lot of wrestling fans shop
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Haha it's cool
I worked there last summer
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
So did I once...
For 6 months. God, did I hate it. Much prefer shopping there, though it’s forever ruined me because now I get infuriated by all the shopping carts that get left in the parking lot (and not in the corrals).
Time to spread a little chaos...
I know that feeling
It’s one thing to like shopping at a place, then end up working there and realize that you “hate” how the customers that you were once one of end up coming off from the other side of the counter.
As opposed to
When you think of TNA, you think of insurance.
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Well since they don’t pay for medical when their wrestlers get hurt in the ring…yeah, you kinda do.
by StrongStyle81 on Jan 16, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, it's the other way around.
When I think of TNA, I think of taxes: getting bent over backwards and screwed by a shady organization run by people I wouldn’t trust to watch my cats.
When I think of WWE, I think of insurance: I don’t need to waste my money on it, but somehow I do, in case something good/bad happens.
Time to spread a little chaos...
I want Jericho to only throw cocoa butts and Mongolian chops.
Maybe a dropkick where he gets just barely off the ground.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 17, 2012 12:03 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Jericho
Is going to show up, jump down and walk out— let the boo’s ensue.
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2 expected… not what Chris would do.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
I'm going to be royally pissed
If Jericho’s gimmick means he dosen’t actually wrestle tonight. This hasen’t been a great show so we need to go out on a high note.
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 16, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
BE is very sensitive with that Ban Hammer.
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Who cares
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
I don’t think Snoop would like Brodus wearing all that red in his hood.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions
Maybe that's why he doesnt' work for Snoop anymore.
Personally, the only red I like…is on a chick’s head.
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Vice Lord or Latin King? I know you roll in Chi.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Neither.
I’m an ex-trad skin.
I like gingers. : D
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Hence the…“only red I like…is on a chick’s head”
nod
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
My sis is a red head. Live w/ her & you’ll change your mind.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
I know they're crazy
I can handle crazy.
evil grin
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
6’ tall w/ a temper.. Its not fun.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Let's set up Punk v Jericho mania
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions
Nope
"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"
by BattleMoses on Jan 16, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Nope, they came out to Jericho’s music.. haha
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Nope
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone in the WWE should just get Wade Barrett's theme,
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXZP0Vs5udI
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Oh Otunga is fighting
We know who’s getting pinned in this one
The faces lose tonight
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
2 of the best wrestlers on the WWE
and they botch :P?
OTUNGA!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:48 PM EST reply actions
And now we’ve gotten to the part of the script where we wish Michael Cole would shut the eff up.
Time to spread a little chaos...
Later than usual
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Daniel Bryan isn’t trending…Daniel Bryan’s is. No clue why.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions
I’m disappointed he isn’t just running around giving high fives during the match
by Buckeye Brawler on Jan 16, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions
I'm waiting for that
When someone tries to tag him in
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
If Punk was Cena, he’d tag Jericho for the mark out moment.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions
Jericho spot is going to be a huge letdown
Like I said it wold
That’s why wrestlers always had long hair..
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
I’m thinking when they try to tag Jericho he’ll turn and try to pump up the fans
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Sorry, I’m paying attention to other things…what was the Ziggler-Bryan botch?
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions
Bryan was trying to leapfrong Ziggler or something and he didn’t make it.
by joliemadchen on Jan 16, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
CALLED IT!!
I FUCKING CALLED IT!!
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HA!
Well played, Jericho. Well played.
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions
Why is this still funny
"A man who believes that he can do everything, let him dig a grave and bury himself."
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Jan 16, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions
because it is.
"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling
JERITROLL!
FTW!!!!
"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling
OH GOD LOL
The look on Daniel Bryan’s face! He sold the Jeri-troll PERFECTLY!
Time to spread a little chaos...
Putting that aside
that elbow sucks and he should stop pretending to be Randy Savage. Or just steal something he can actually do properly like Savage’s rabbit punches.
TOO PREDICTABLE MY ASS!!
I CALLED THAT WALK OUT!
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They love him no matter how predictable
by BennyProfane on Jan 16, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
But did you call him tagging in and playing to the crowd instead of wrestling????
by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 16, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Perfect
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions
He must not have been watching Raw the last 2 weeks.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
UP YOURS, Ziggler!!
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
“Screw you guys, I’m going home” – Chris Jericho
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
by IRodC on Jan 16, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Respect my authoritay!
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
god damn I love me some Jericho
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions
Whenever I see the title "The Grey"...
I think a darker and edgier version of the Gandalf story. *extreme geek
Time to spread a little chaos...
I think of
LOTR Porn…or FUS RO DAH! …Y’know— The Greybeards.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
I personally go the Sasha route
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Cena should come out and help.
Then AA CM Punk & DB.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
What I wouldn't give for a second sighting
of the Funkasaurus
"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling
Funkasaurus vs Sexual Chocolate
World’s GREATEST Tag Team EVER assembled.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
vs = +**
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Mark Henry vs Brodus Clay..richter scales everywhere go on strike.
Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.
i'd like to throw
rikishi and the godfather into this match up
"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling
The Universe Implodes...and creates this guy.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Second dbz reference?
His is a geeky ass live blog tonight
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by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Damn straight.
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My prediction
Jericho somehow wins the Royal Rumble without throwing anybody out.
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions
I like it
He gets #30, circles the ring giving high-fives while final guys are eliminated. Then he climbs in… YEAH! COME ON BABAAAAAAAY!!!
by King Oskar on Jan 16, 2012 11:05 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions
I love Mick Foley with a passion
but good god man that dude love is fat as PHUCK.
Foley..
hits the ring w/ all the enthusiasm of Nash.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions
Vickie Guerrero is old, right?
Her boobs defy the laws of gravity.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Her boobs are awesome… giggity..
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Where is Cactus Jack?
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Of course…Foley vs. Otunga…
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 11:00 PM EST reply actions
Foley's moma VS Jennifer Hudson
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
O-Tongue-A
just got mandibled!
"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling
I'll show my self out.
Thanks guys.
"You a big orange Imma put you in the fridge!" -Stanley Robinson in response to my heckling
Clevaaahhh
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
I love you, Johnny Ace<3
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions
Mick Foley looks dirty.
He’s going to fall apart like Bitch Stewie.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
LOL. Good Point.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Hit him, Johnny!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 11:02 PM EST reply actions
They’ll talk a bunch of shit and not do anything? Not following sir.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
GET HIM JOHNNY!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 11:03 PM EST reply actions
I love how stone cold would kick Vince's ass
But Punk is disrespectful… He’s a real rebel
Eeeeeeexactly
Probably the worst part of his character. How can I buy him as a serious person when all he does is crack wise and dig up old videos of the Dynamic Dudes as his rebellious play.
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by Michael Jong on Jan 16, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Because WWE can't make him real enough to ACTUALLY be plausible without digging up skeletons in their own closet?
I remember how the original promo that started “it” was cut off when Punk was about to expose Be A Star.
Yea, but the stuff w/ Vince didn’t start on day one.. you remember the beat downs & all that.. what was the burn up to that? It takes build.. you’re wanting something that’s probably going to pay off later.. and maybe for a long while.. but you’re only remembering a portion of this feud. When Johnny screws over Punk for the belt.. then its going to kick up a notch.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 17, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
CM Punk is good at selling his emotions towards Johnny Ace
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
I wonder what their real relationship is like and whether this has caused it to change.
by joliemadchen on Jan 16, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
I would imagine Punk isn't his biggest fan outside the ring tho,
ala Punk calling him out on firing DH Smith, Chris Masters & V. Kozlov
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Are those firings Johnny's decision, though?
by joliemadchen on Jan 16, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
He makes the calls at the end of the day, so when you're fired
The last person you talked to in the WWE would be Johnny
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Why so angry Punk?
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 11:03 PM EST reply actions
He's selling
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
MAN UP MAN UP MAN UP MAN UP...
Briscoes want their line back.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 11:03 PM EST reply actions
Point of order!
Botantically and culinarily speaking, vanilla isn’t boring.
Time to spread a little chaos...
by Shadowbird on Jan 16, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Animals’ son will be in WWE once he retires from NFL.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions
JOHNNY, KILL HIM JOHNNY!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions
To be fair
Nothing can compare to that
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Well, comparing this to Austin and Vince is just unfair.
I’d say this is more like Mike Sanders being mad at Commissioner Ernest “The Cat” Miller. That’s about the level we’re at.
Damn man do you like the show?
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
How about Edge & the Computer GM.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
his best (and only significant) promo in months!
by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 16, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Johnny Ace almost got FADED on.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Beat the shit out of foley!
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions
Well, that was dumb
Another lame show for Raw.
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 16, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions
This had the funkasaurus
Your argument is invalid
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Johnny Ace: "CM Punk, you're FIRED!"
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
Anti-establishment always sells well.
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Me either.
And I own three of the same shirt.
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
He's an ROH boy.
And he’s legit in the ring.
Also, I am loyal to 90% of all things Chicagoan.
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
And now Foley gets a shot
At the pinata
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions
KICK HIS ASS JOHNNY!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions
UH-OH!
The tie is loose. ACE CRUSHER!
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PUNK SCREWED PUNK!
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by Christopher Gates on Jan 16, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions
3........2.........1
NOW!
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Adding to johnnys character tonight
Nice love it
Isn't Ace supposed to be the heel & he's always getting picked on... hmm
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions
Ahahaha yeah
WWE’s writing of face/heel is hilariously off from what I consider desirable behavior in society, kinda like how someone pointed out that Cena’s behavior* is incredibly heelish, period, not just “for a face,” but WWE booking treats him as the top face
- Kinda like how apparently Captain Picard was actually an incredibly horrible person but no one noticed because he was borrowing Patrick Stewart’s face and voice for several years.
Check his pulse!
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 16, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions
Foley shoulda did some color.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
YES@Q!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@W#E#QRWEF
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions
Never mind
In the battle between Punk and Larinitus, I’m rooting for Johnny Ace.
by Adam Villarreal on Jan 16, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions
A man spends years taking barb wired bats to the head
and a little microphone foam makes him go semi-retarded?
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"My name is Kipland Dynamite. I live in Preston, Idaho. 143 Chimney Lane. Please return me to my Grandma."
See that, they let Punk talk more and remove the campy Cena/kane stuff and I suddenly find the show much more enjoyable.
Different things for different audiences
The Kane Cena thing is probably very interesting for younger people
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
yeah the drama probably pulls them in but for us...
it’s just seeing WWE undo Ryder’s months of hard work.
by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 16, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
However when Ryder and Eve are running from Kane
Most of the people on here call it the best Raw in a long time?
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Because it was so over-the-top, it was hilarious.
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
It wasn't as much like a reality show
As it was just a regular bad horror movie plot.
The date thing, then the monster comes, then they run but the car has a flat tire, then the monster gets em.
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
the dad would fit in well in wrestling. He’s got that Rick Steiner look!
by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 16, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
So we get a spin off of Johnny & mick.. & punk/Jericho… Mick & Johnny deud to be Raw’s GM
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions
I hope not! Johnny’s really growing into the role it would be a shame to remove him now.
by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 16, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
I’m just getting tired of Punk. Maybe that is my love of Johnny speaking though.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions
Now to look at the angry tweets from Johnny Ace
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
so you are what they call a "mark"?
seriously just curious
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Nah dude. Johnny’s Twitter is hilarious and well-run.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
thats cool
I just wondered because the RAWs i’ve seen he looks stale. But thats his gimmick so it actually works to me it seems.
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
I'm a mark when I like something
These last 2 raws have been good
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Can we go back to the attitude era?
I dont watching raw or smackdown anymore. TBH this is the first show i’ve watched in entirety in over 5 years. It’s lame as fuck. There are no characters that catch my eye outside of the old dogs. CM Punk is awesome but he seems too babyface and would be an amazing heel. Please someone enlighten me on what the fuck is going on
yes , it was so fun when there was guys fucking in the ring with divas
and other guys fucking corpses !! funny stuff !!!
Did not enjoy the Live Sex Celebration?!?!?
by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 16, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Except for the ME scene, the Attitude era SUCKED
I’m not a fan of two-minute matches ending with ball shots intertwined around shitty sketches that are supposed to be “edgy.”
agree
I have now tuned back in only for CM punk and Jericho
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone thinks of Cena
turning heel. But why not punk? He seems to me like the guy that most fans would go “stone cold” over. Love the fucking guy but hate him as well. Thats whats awesome.
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Hmm, the last good Punk heel run I remember was when he was ragging on Jeff Hardy
Dunno if you recall that, or seen his ROH stuff and the legendary Summer of Punk that his MITB storyline* resembled
There's a lot of nostalgia surrounding the Attitude Era for older fans
but for every DX, Stone Cold, or Rock segment, there were some equally terrible segments that nobody remembers anymore (or chooses not to remember). Hence, all we remember are Stone Cold stunning McMahon and various iterations of Rock’s same old electrifying promos.
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by Michael Jong on Jan 16, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
You didn't enjoyed Val Venis vs. Kaientai?
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
I agree
but now there are zero segments that catch my eye. I mean do I stick around for the last hour to see John Cena again? fuck no. Stone Cold, Rock, Mankind, FUCK YES
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Well, to be fair
you missed five years of wrestling and came back and watched one Raw. It’s hard to find a truly spectacular, memorable moment on a random free show.
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by Michael Jong on Jan 16, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well I meant I wasn't die hard
I usually try to watch part of the segments while usually skipping the women matchs, jack swagger, etc. I’ve been here and there.. I know the basics over the last 5 years.
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
I missed the entire Attitude Era...
….so I never got what the hype was.
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
then why dont you C yourself
out of this convo
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
You need to chill the fuck out, fresh fish.
We’re all here to have a good time & joke around and the last thing we need is someone calling people twelve year olds & being a douche. Don’t be a fucking douche. Chill out.
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
haha, fresh fish?
ok bud. sounds like you need to chill out, budday.
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
You're a troll.
It’s obvious you’re here solely to troll.
I don’t have the time or the energy to deal with trolls.
If I were you, I’d be polite before someone drops the banhammer on your ass, savvy? So get with it or get out.
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
HAHA, are you trolling me right now dude?
Lay off the roids pal seriously. How am I a troll? Because I dont agree with you? Wow, did you really just say Savvy? Is that a "jersey thing? cuz I’m not quite getting it.
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I don't know...
..maybe it’s the fact that you haven’t watched in five years, come in and proceed to act an ass.
Maybe it’s the fact that I made one statement that could easily be answered and you told me to “C myself out”
Maybe it’s the fact that you’re saying that I’m ’roids.
Maybe it’s the fact that you called chaggo a “twelve year old”.
Maybe it’s the fact that you’re calling people ‘marks’.
What I don’t get is how someone who hasn’t watched in lord knows how long waltzes in here and then proceeds to act like a royal douchenozzle.
Whatever the case…you’re a troll…and I’m done dealing with you. Respond however you want. The more you respond, the more I’ll flag the fucking shit out of your posts. : )
BTW…don’t know the origins behind “savvy”?
GOOGLE IT.
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
hahahah wow bud
you take this shit way to serious.
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
I said I haven't watched a full episode in five years
Don’t take it to heart so bad man. I understand that you are hardcore about it and you hate anyone that isn’t as down with it as you are.
Also, you called me a douche? Told me to chill out multiple times when I wasn’t really out of line and then called me a douche again.
Hello Pot, meet kettle?
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Well now that was a very interesting show
Lots of stories developed and forwarded and still a lot of ambiguity. Can they drag out Jericho and Bryan’s turns to Mania?
Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...
Jericho could no show the Rumble as the last participant.
Bryan’s already hated more than I thought he would be, Now people are actually cheering all his opposing opponents.
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
GUYS! Follow me here…Jericho is number one at the Rumble…but spends the entire time just doing laps and fucking with the audience. Leaves. Last dude thinks he has won. Jericho comes in and eliminates him.
What do you think?
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions
That or Jericho doesn't show in being the last person for the Rumble.
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
You just won a job as
John Laurneitnothughoneousnssosius’s left nut!
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
I wholeheartedly accept.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
you crack me up
and therefore, i shall follow you, nevermore.
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-wZwnCsNEs
Enjoy
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Lot of CM Punk hate here
Don’t you people like guys who can actually wrestle and are great on the mic?
Also, is it just me or were a lot of the matches tonight total botch fests..
Punk can't really wrestle
and he’s just kind of a tool on the mic.
Punk’s an example of how a certain segment of the internet has what I find to be really, really odd taste.
by Razztopia on Jan 16, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hold on.
Have you seen any of his ROH stuff?
Punk is legit.
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, and honestly it's not that great.
Punk/Joe is good stuff for that style, but I’m not a fan of most of Punk’s indy work.
Like I said before.
Anti-establishment sells well.
The guy with tattoos stainding up to the suit. Simple stuff, but very enjoyable to some people
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Part of the problem is the constant comparison to Stone Cold / McMahon
Obviously Punk / Laurinitis is more than lacking when compared to that. But for the most part, Punk hasn’t played his “rebel” role well at all, which is why I find the angle lacking. Laurinitis is getting interesting, but Punk is still just making jokes about his old wrestling character.
I never expected it to be Stone Cold / McMahon, but come on, everybody jokes about their boss.
Fish Stripes, a Florida Marlins blog
Author, Baseball Prospectus Fantasy
by Michael Jong on Jan 16, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
I kinda got back into watching raw recently, so it would be out of place for me to say how stale Punk has gotten
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Just compare any of his current anti-Laurinitis promos
to his promos during the Cena feud, pre- or post-Money in the Bank. There’s simply no comparison. One guy looks like he cares about being “The Best in the World,” while the other guy looks like he’s more interested in making us “marks” laugh about the past. It’s really no comparison.
Fish Stripes, a Florida Marlins blog
Author, Baseball Prospectus Fantasy
by Michael Jong on Jan 16, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
The fact that Ace is awesome makes people hate Punk too.
Greatest lover ever during the day, Trainyard Sleeper at night.
Ace has gotten better with his "oblivious authority figure" heel character
it’s a unique take on an otherwise stale idea (heel authority figure). Punk, in comparison, has looked on the mic like that kid in the back who lobs insults at the teacher and snickers.
Fish Stripes, a Florida Marlins blog
Author, Baseball Prospectus Fantasy
by Michael Jong on Jan 16, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, and really if you enjoy it, more power to you.
I just don’t get it myself sometimes, especially when Punk is doing something that I find pretty terrible.
But you’re pretty much right, I think.
OK
The loser twenty-somethings without girlfriends* seem to really like Punk.
There, I went full Cole for you.
*By “loser twenty-somethings without girlfriends,” I just mean guys who enjoy American indy style wrestling, which is a weird bastardization of NJPW.
No, it's a weird bastardization of 90s AJPW
Then again, one could joke that NOAH style itself is also a bastardization of 90s AJPW…
I love his wrestling
but his character has lost any sort of edge since The Promo and the subsequent Cena feud. Ever since he moved away from Cena, all he does is crack wise about 80’s and 90’s wrestling. He has done and can do so much better, yet he just isn’t.
Fish Stripes, a Florida Marlins blog
Author, Baseball Prospectus Fantasy
by Michael Jong on Jan 16, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
He seems to like lashing out on the dimmer fans he has on Twitter, though.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
’Tis true.
Also, I enjoyed that Trish could put on an average match from time to time. Makes her a lot cooler in retrospect.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Molly Holly was and is proof that often, real ladies are hotter than these doll-babes we have running around.
Time to spread a little chaos...
Oh, I agree. Molly was an AMAZING blonde as well. Like, when she was Hurricane’s sidekick? All in, dude.
Apparently she mentored drug addicts and married one of her ex-patients. She stayed a virgin until marriage.
And I sound really creepy for knowing this…oh well!
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Don't get to high on Nora Greenwald
Fun facts about Nora Greenwald: 1. She lied about being a virgin. 2. She screwed people out of charity donations that went to her pocket “in the name of christ” (ask the donators). 3. She sabotaged Malia Hosaka’s career. 4. She’s anorexic and broke these days with a pill habit and tried to sell her used underwear for cash. 5. A Dr. diagnosed her as a pathological lying sociopath. 6. She associates with low lifes including her husband who robbed a church. So much for sweet innocent Molly Holly.
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Any link(s) to all these revelations? I hadn’t heard a thing about her after her marriage…
by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 16, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
This shit hurt me 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U56eVm_PwUk
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
But...
I doubt it. I’ve never heard anything but good about Nora. Apparently she was responsible for Beth Phoenix getting scouted, and also paid her way through development, and she didn’t even know her. Or at least that’s what Beth said on Colt Cabana’s Art of Wrestling podcast a few weeks ago, but I guess random no-name person online’s more trustworthy than someone in the business…not
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
by Lance Storm on Jan 16, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you.
You have made my night.
But…why did you go to a foot fetish site for this?
Oh, I don’t give a fuck. It’s all good. : D
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
lol
Here were my steps:
1- Google: Nora Greenwald
2-Click Images tab
3-Get attention drwan to picture where she’s in pajamashttp://pics.wikifeet.com/Nora-Greenwald-Feet-93027.jpg
4- Click picture and enter site
5-Find other picture I like even better!
I am not Gene Snitsky… although I’ll confess I would play with Nora’s feet.
by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 16, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
The Snitsky Foot Fetish Angle...
…was the weirdest angle I’d seen in a while.
But I got to see barefoot Lita…and for that, I want to shake whomever wrote that angle’s hand.
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah pretty much!
Obvious troll job is obvious. Someone seems to have some grudge against her. Or she has a stalker on her tail.
by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 16, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
I say butt hurt stalker who got rejected?
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL528FA88C6EDB3854
Nora Bates Greenwald? Oh please.
by Mr. Sunny Days on Jan 16, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
I remember an amusing story about her and New Jack in a car, where the punchline was...
… that New Jack absolutely insists that nothing illicit happened in that car and that Nora is the sweetest and nicest girl.
So I have a chance to nail it.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
She was a decent women's worker
and given the current status of WWE’s women’s wrestling product, she looks like a godsend in the ring. Stratus had some memorable feuds with other good workers (Lita, Mickey James, Holly come to mind).
Fish Stripes, a Florida Marlins blog
Author, Baseball Prospectus Fantasy
by Michael Jong on Jan 16, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Yep. Thank god we have Beth and Natty. That’s all that is left…
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 16, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Shame they haven't done anything
Is Beth still the women’s champ? I don’t remember anymore.
Fish Stripes, a Florida Marlins blog
Author, Baseball Prospectus Fantasy
by Michael Jong on Jan 16, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
I was in agreement with this back then
and now in retrospect. She’s hot.
Fish Stripes, a Florida Marlins blog
Author, Baseball Prospectus Fantasy
by Michael Jong on Jan 16, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Never compliment a troll
keep trollin rollin rollin.
by PelvicThrust on Jan 16, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSOWIaEBNEo&feature=related
Tim Elliot had the best knockout of the year. FACT
For 3 weeks straight...
over 1000 comments. Geno should kick us down a late Christmas present.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 16, 2012 11:54 PM EST reply actions
I'm going through them now.
(sorry ‘bout gettin’ pervvy over your sis, too)
by TheAngryApe on Jan 16, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
ha.. you didn’t do anything pervy. or anything of the like. Hell, I was the one that mentioned her.. I am partially at fault for giving you the set up… She’s a good girl.. 33, in college, 3.7 GPA.. 4 kids though.. they are awesome boogers.
ha.. you didn’t do anything pervy. or anything of the like. Hell, I was the one that mentioned her.. I am partially at fault for giving you the set up… She’s a good girl.. 33, in college, 3.7 GPA.. 4 kids though.. they are awesome boogers.She can kick ass too… I’ve fought her many a time.. she hits the low blow like she’s Ric Flair… and then would cry.. and mom’s would blame me.. I would get in trouble.. sent to my room.. she shoulda been a wrestler w/ her selling.. move over Eddy. She beat the brakes off a few guys in highschool & later though.. and sold some pot to Usher when they came through town. love my sister… she’s awesome.
ha.. you didn’t do anything pervy. or anything of the like. Hell, I was the one that mentioned her.. I am partially at fault for giving you the set up… She’s a good girl.. 33, in college, 3.7 GPA.. 4 kids though.. they are awesome boogers.She can kick ass too… I’ve fought her many a time.. she hits the low blow like she’s Ric Flair… and then would cry.. and mom’s would blame me.. I would get in trouble.. sent to my room.. she shoulda been a wrestler w/ her selling.. move over Eddy. She beat the brakes off a few guys in highschool & later though.. and sold some pot to Usher when they came through town. love my sister… she’s awesome.What you were saying was only jokes & you weren’t trying to be hurtful or mean.. when someone’s trying to be mean.. I speak up.. other than that.. its all laughs & fun.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 17, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
And you owed me after the momma joke.. ha.
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 17, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
I don't even remember that, man.
But whatevs.
Sold some pot to Usher…that’s kind…of awesome.
by TheAngryApe on Jan 17, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
Yea, Janet Jackson’s tour came through here in like 97.. and Usher was her opening act.. crazy in retrospect uh? I was at a White Castle’s with one of my peoples & this guy was going to each car in the drive through looking for some smoke. So, I called my sister from the pay phone.. she was a manager at Pizza Hut at the time.. lol.. she left work & one of her friends went with her that worked there too.. so there was only 2 people left in the store, no managers or anything.. and she told dude she’d sell them some.. but she wanted to sell to him.. so they got on the bus & sold some smoke… I didn’t do drugs.. she was the pot head, I was a drinker.. mom was so proud.
And yea, it was months ago.. I apologized.. cuz its hard to know when someone’s kidding on a website & all.
I see us all as friends.. we watch Raw together & that’s cool. We can all joke & not be sensitive.
So you dating a red head?
Suum Cuique
by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 17, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
Highlights:
R Truth’s promo on Wade.
Cena smash.
My baddd!!!
Jeritroll!!!!!
And Punk/big Johnny.
by 8bitDan on Jan 17, 2012 2:40 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Really liked Raw last night.
Raw was fuckin awesome tonight! Booze helps but I think it would have ruled without it. Opening promo was great with everybody hitting their marks perfectly with Ziggler being especially money. Good (not great) matches, for some reason I was glad to see Swagger win and with 3 gutwrench powerbombs (or 2 and one suplex if you are Cole). I liked DB’s promo about AJ but I may have ended it with “AJ can no longer read Jack and the Beanstalk, eat Green Giant Vegetables, or watch any movies with Vince Vaughn in them.” Closing promo just as good as opener. This was the first time Ive seen Brodus’ entrance and it was as awesome as advertised. The whole Cena thing was great. Just a very good Raw, definitely best in a while.
by AverageJoeEveryman on Jan 17, 2012 8:17 AM EST reply actions
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