Video: Brodus Clay debuts on Raw as The Funkasaurus from Planet Funk who is funky
"SOMEBODY CALL MY MAMA!"
Brodus Clay is a trooper, isn't he? That's the best way I can describe him after watching him make his big (re)debut last night (Jan. 9, 2012) on Raw. After months of being hyped as a big monster who was going to come in and destroy people and leave a trail of destruction in his path as large as Mark Henry has done on Smackdown, after being pushed back and made into something of a joke, after so much anticipation, he finally showed up on WWE television.
As The Funkasaurus from Planet Funk ... who is really funky.
Flanked by some even funkier dancers, Clay made his way to the ring to the sounds of an old theme song Earnest "The Cat" Miller used way back in the day. We're talking like 1994, folks.
In the time just before Clay came out to the ring, John Laurinaitis' Twitter account was going crazy, giddy with anticipation of what we were about to see. It only added to the utter absurdity of it all.
Clay, to his credit and the main reason he's such a trooper, is that he played it up to the fullest for maximum effect. He genuinely got into what he was doing, or at least he made it look that way. He gyrated his way around the ring, called out spots and after hitting them loudly proclaimed, "MY BAD!"
In his role, he was phenomenal.
The entire ordeal only reinforced what's quickly becoming a trend. I'm almost tired of using the word already, but WWE trolled us once again. They marketed a monster and then gave us a funky big man dancer, presumably just for the swerve. What would really be amazing is if they switched up the gimmick and had him disappear for a few weeks and come out as a different character. I can't see the Funkasaurus lasting long anyway, not as a legitimate act, at least.
Video of the insanity after the jump. You can click here for the Raw live blog and here for all the reactions from the show.
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How tall is he?
He’s not scary at all without the full body tats. All fat. Cheap version of the Godfather.
He won’t last a year, and definitely not on RAW.
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by *Californication* on Jan 10, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
6-7 is what he's billed at and I can believe he's around that tall
He was Snoop’s former bodyguard, so tats or no tats, I think he’s got some credibility unless Snoop just wanted a bodyguard to pal around with.
i must find and download that song
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Patrick Willis. He only has two needs: tackling people and finding people to tackle.
The real question is
Do they have McDonalds on Planet Funk?
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
That was humorous, awful and yet, mildly entertaining all at the same time
not terrible
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by Cory Braiterman on Jan 10, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions
Brodus Clay is one of my new favorites
When I first heard the intro, I thought it was John ‘Funkman’ Laurinaitis’ way of doing something that he thought was cool. Then monster Brodus would come out and be like what the heck. What we got instead was way better. Finally, something different.
I don’t understand people complaining about how this is not a main event gimmick. So what? Do you want super monster Brodus to wreck shop for a few months only for Cena to make him look like a fool and destroy his credibility? How many times have we seen that already? The Funkasaurus gives Brodus a chance to get super popular. Then he can just make any necessary tweaks if he gets to main event status. Plus, he can always return to being a monster later on in his career.
Now that people know what they are getting, I am interested to see what kind of pop Brodus gets next week. I’m glad to see Naomi getting on TV. Hopefully she gets some action in the future. I liked her on NXT.
by Manolo Has Pizzazz on Jan 10, 2012 3:37 PM EST reply actions
Its really not hard to transition into the monster character
All it takes is for some losses or an on-screen injury and boom, the guy gets pissed and turns into a monster. That’s why I love what is happening with Zack Ryder and what could happen with Brodus Clay if they keep up the Funkasaurus gimmick. Give people a reason to care about the character and let them develop it in the midcard. If they’re good enough, you can easily tweak the characters or repackage them somewhat to move into the main event. Ziggler and Rhodes started out like this as well with Ziggler being the “Hi, my name is Dolph Ziggler” guy and “Dashing” Cody Rhodes giving beauty tips each week.
Right but we'll never forget this.
A decade after the fact, fans are still chanting “Sexual chocolate” at Mark Henry. Try to make Clay a monster now and we’ll just laugh and call him Funkasaurus.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
And Henry has played off of it perfectly before
Calling him sexual chocolate just angers the beast more like a “WHAT” chant.
And really, you haven’t made it in pro-wrestling without at least one comically bad gimmick. Just about every one of the stars had their moment.
It could be tough, but it is not impossible. Nobody calls Kane “Dr Isaac Yankem”. Nobody thinks about Kevin Nash’s past except for CM Punk.
Besides, why can’t Brodus just be a monster face? He no-sold that slap from Hawkins and just smiled. That was awesome.
by Manolo Has Pizzazz on Jan 10, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions
Well Kane is nothing like Dr. Isaac Yankem anymore
so that may be why
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by WVPiratesfan on Jan 11, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
I would also like to add Edge and Christian to that list. How many people loved their five second people but thought they were just entertaining mid-carders? Look how that turned out.
by Manolo Has Pizzazz on Jan 10, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
True Edge and Christian the tag team were all sorts of awesome.
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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Hopefully in a couple of weeks Brodus says F This!
And goes all Dark Side on Ace for sticking him with such a crap gimmick.
Gillberg...Gillberg...Gillberg...
Then what?
He becomes a monster face, runs into some feuds with the likes of Jack Swagger and Kane but has no discernable character from the next guy whose never handed the mic?
Then maybe anything?
Sorry, the dancing fat fuck gimmick has never done it for me. And does RAW need another goofus comedy character? It doesn’t need Santino, we’re just stuck with him.
Turn him into a pimp. Not a Godfather-type. A Silky Johnson Playa Hater type. Be evil, nasty, downright unpleasant. HATE HATE HATE. Hell, have him/Henry realize that together, their HATE CAN DOMINATE. Want to build a tag division? There’s your new champs to start with.
Gillberg...Gillberg...Gillberg...
by GoForthAndDie on Jan 10, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Henry/Clay in the tag team division would not help anything out
.Those 2 would not be able to lose to anyone clean. If the tag team division was Gabriel/Slater or McGillicutty/Otunga again, then fine you can have 2 huge guys just dominate and put on a good show for a few minutes every couple of weeks. But when you’re trying to (re)build a tag team division, you need guys who are at least somewhat equally matched.
The thing I like about Brodus Clay and the “dancing fat fuck gimmick” is that unlike Santino, you can still take him seriously when he wins a match. He can be funny and still be dominant. Are people complaining about Zack Ryder as US Champ? He’s a goofus comedy character too
then turns to the darkside follows the undertaker but decides to drink beer and smoke cigars and take protection money.
Wait was that gimmick done before???
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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
by dandeman on Jan 10, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
:"Dark Side" is a phrase
Did I say Undertaker? Did I say Darth Vader? FFS, it’s called “context”.
Gillberg...Gillberg...Gillberg...
by GoForthAndDie on Jan 10, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
Its also called having fun and equaling the Funkmaster with Farooq and becoming and Acolyte and then seperate and create the APA. Sheesh A little too cereal

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by Luke Thomas on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
by dandeman on Jan 11, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
im really diggin
all the over the top stuff wwe has been doing lately, like kane coming from down the ring and they saying he came from the “abyss”, orton going down those stairs and barret runing for it in a looney-tune-esque fashion, and now this lol, i really like this cornyness in the product, if i want to watch some serious wrestling i’d go watch njpw or roh, this is what i like in wwe
I agree, good sir!
You are absolutely right in my view. WWE needs some of that good Saturday morning cartoon-style stuff. I see things like Cena/Kane as an extension of goofy things like Papa Shango causing the Warrior to leak black blood. On the other hand, grittier things like HBK tossing Jannetty through glass is a precursor to Punk talking smack.
There is something here for everyone.
Something here for everyone.
I totally agree with that. People forget it sometimes.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
Papa Shango vs Warrior: My favorite feud ever! I was so terrified of Shango as a kid. Then when I rewatched the feud on Youtube recently, I was dying laughing over how campy it was. The way Vince said, “He’s going into some kind of TRANCE!” with such gravitas as Shango cursed Warrior’s armband was worth the price of admission alone. I’ve been morning the death of over-the-top wrestling characters in the Shango/Warrior mode, so I was pleasantly surprised by the Funkasaurus.
by joliemadchen on Jan 10, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
Pro Wrestling is all about the characters
And some of those characters need to be the over the top guys.
Yup, and we’re not having to have Santino do it week in & out. Which is really really old at this point.
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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 10, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
It's been like twelve years since Rikishi
It is TIME for another fat dude who dances and does a handful of cool looking fat dude moves.
I think Brodus’ splash combo = Rikishi driver and sit-down splash. Also the dancing! We need a Too Cool knockoff for Brodus to hang out with. Too bad Ryder’s already busy because he looks like Brian Christopher. It would be priceless if they brought Claudio and Steen up as a Too Cool-style tag team for multiple reasons.
Not Steen.. its Claudio & Hero.. the Kings of Wrestling. But Hero didn’t pass his physical & will be retested in the coming weeks.
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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 10, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
Yea, which really sucks, because the KOW was awesome. Claudio’s “very European” is freakin’ awesome.
2012 is going to be great for WWe.. as long as they dump NXT & put people on SD.
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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 10, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder what's going to happen to NXT
I liked the concept of the show, and it could find a home on the WWE network, but they clearly can’t give a title shot as a prize unless they’re actually going to commit to that guy. NXT is/was a great place for the FCW talent to get introduced to the WWE fans and have them try out their characters with a large fan base. It was also great for the WWE guys who were their coaches and were pretty much given the freedom to say and do what they want on the mic. There was some gold with guys like Ziggler, Masters, Punk, MVP, and Ricardo Rodriguez.
I know Claudio and Hero are KOW
I was just trying to pick two guys from ROH that are about to hit the main shows.
Its cool.. But Steen is still in ROH.. he’s not signed w/ WWe at all.. where as Tyler Black, Claudio, and a few others have been. Hero hopefully will be later this week.
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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 12, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
*Reserves Judgment*
It was bad, but there are some interesting things they can do with it. He could endear the crowd, much like Santino does, maybe give him that “I’m happy/funny until you piss me off” gimmick, like the Big Show had couple years back. The dancers don’t hurt either…
First impression to me though was, seems like a waste of a gimmick on a big/fat wrestler that could have potential. Have to give it a couple weeks or months, if it lasts that long.
I guess the silver lining is Naomi is finally on TV, hopefully she can get into some matches. :D
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by Doors Hate MMA Fighters on Jan 10, 2012 4:02 PM EST reply actions
This can work
If Clay keeps putting his all into this insanely ridiculous gimmick, it definitely could work for a somewhat long-term run (1-2 years).
The WWE knows how over the top this character is – but doesn’t everything run in circles? Maybe we need some fresh cartoonish characters to liven up a product that’s been stale for almost a decade.
What happens if he comes out as the monster heel he was billed as? He steamrolls through a bunch of guys before eventually either being fazed out due to lack of interest or given a main event program with the top face only to job and then be fazed out.
This gimmick at least gives Brodus the opportunity to make a name for himself. I guarantee you no matter how he would’ve been booked lastnight as a monster heel, he would’ve never gotten as much attention or buzz as he did as the Funkasaurus.
Well said.
“Maybe we need some fresh cartoonish characters to liven up a product that’s been stale for almost a decade.”
Absolutely! The less generic, the better.
Yes yes yes
Here’s hoping semi-outlandish gimmicks make a return.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 10, 2012 4:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I agree. There is a big difference between dancing Funk Machine and plumber.
by Manolo Has Pizzazz on Jan 10, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
I like gimmicks and all, but, I mean…Adam Bomb. I can’t.
Papa Shango works, though.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 10, 2012 5:02 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Props to Hawkins, too
That look he gave when the camera flashed to him outside of the ring after watching Clay come out was absolutely spot on. The perfect combination of “what the hell is this?” and “you’ve got to be kidding me.”
The best part about that was Hawkins' look of disbelief
while Clay yelled from off-camera, “Didn’t see THAT one comin’, did ya!”
I LOLed.
"Didn’t see THAT one comin’, did ya"
That should have been the quote of the night even if it wasn’t in the comments section.
Hell, Hawkins had some creepy magicians outfit on. I think he was hoping to get over & then that smoked him out of the building.
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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 10, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
Its part of his gimmick
I’m not exactly sure because I only watch Superstars sporadically, but he’s been trying to develop some gimmick there for like the past year or so.
The 1 hour show that used to be on WGN and is now online only like NXT
The show that is basically jobbers and guys needing to get some work in because creative has nothing for them.
So everyone except Cena & who he’s got a story with.
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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 10, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
lol, not quite
It actually started out as a 1 hour wrestling show that would just feature matches between the wrestlers. I don’t think it ever really took off and the name power dropped until it became the home of pre-Youtube Show Zack Ryder, Curt Hawkins, Chris Masters, Alex Riley, the Divas division outside of Kelly Kelly, the Nexus/Corre, and a few others who I’m pretty sure have been released by now. The biggest names on there in the past year I think have been guys like Ezekiel Jackson and Drew McIntyre.
They’ve had some really good matches (at least when I last watched) pre-championship Daniel Bryan vs. William Regal, a lot of Tyson Kidd, who I think is fantastic in the ring. As for Hawkins, all I know is that he has a cane “due to his injury” which he cheats with.
by joliemadchen on Jan 10, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
That Daniel Bryan - William Regal match was amazing (especially when they played Man's Man during Regal's entrance)
There are definitely some great matches on there worth watching.
Is there some kind of inside joke to Man’s Man that I missed there? It was funny to see them crack up, but I didn’t know if there was something deeper.
by joliemadchen on Jan 10, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
What Chortles said
Its a funny little throwback prank on Regal.
Which reminds me, I want another retro Raw episode.
It was awesome he was on TV to begin with
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 10, 2012 4:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Flash Funk
Same gimmic as Flash Funk 1996-1999.
by SmartMuthaFucker on Jan 10, 2012 4:27 PM EST reply actions
I think it works perfect...
And the whole “Funk” deal clearly can be attributed back to Johnny Ace & his old gimmick.
I liked what Brodus did.. and I think we should give him a month & see where it ends up rather than just panning it.. especially if you found some enjoyment in it. Brodus is a special talent.. he’s a throw back to the old days & I’ll say it again, his transformation reminds me of One Man Gang becoming Akeem… and that’s when Slick took Gang to Africa.. and now we have Funk taking Brodus to Planet Funk.
Brodus really made the whole thing awesome… so give it another couple weeks before denouncing it.. lets see where his character development goes & such.
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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 10, 2012 4:29 PM EST reply actions
Akeem the African Dream was who I thought of first. I love The Funkasaurus. I haven’t been this excited about a new character for years.
by Manolo Has Pizzazz on Jan 10, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
I don’t think most people know who Akeem or Gang was. He was freakin’ awesome. He is 6’9 & 400+ pounds & was just something. When Slick took him to Africa & all.. that was insanely awesome. I would love to see a write up of this one day on the site.
Brodus looked just like one of the Fat Boys.. not sure if anyone knows who they were either. Brodus is a throwback.. and its awesome.
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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 10, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
WWE Films can do a remake of Disorderlies.
by Manolo Has Pizzazz on Jan 10, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
Haha.. talk about a flashback.. and I never touched LSD
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by Rawuncutnxrated on Jan 12, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
I'm down with the funk
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Jan 10, 2012 4:56 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I love this. It’s FUN. Who would’ve thunk it. Wrestling could be fun to watch.
by 8bitDan on Jan 10, 2012 5:06 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Snoop Dogg
Wondering if Snoop Dogg had any influence on his new gimmick? Don’t be surprised to see Snoop Dogg on Raw.
by SmartMuthaFucker on Jan 10, 2012 5:18 PM EST reply actions
Dude is gonna have to serve his jail sentence first
http://www.theroot.com/snoop-dogg-arrested-weed-marijuana-possession
So go forth, my brethren, and proceed to mark the f*ck out
by C. J. Bradford on Jan 10, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
What's new....
Snoop Dogg has 9 lives. He’ll dodge the bullet. He’s Raw bound.
by SmartMuthaFucker on Jan 10, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
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"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
I'd actually love to see him turn this into a half heel gimmick.
He already no sold the slap and squashed Hawkins. It’d be hilarious to see him be a monster heel who steamrolls everyone in his way, only while doing it as a face billed from “Planet Funk”. It’d be something different and funny. If at some point the crowd turns on him just pull the heel turn and he’s already over as a legit threat by all the beatings he delivered as the “Funkasaurus”.
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
Might......
possibly work. But I hope he doesn’t turn into a Mark Henry gimmick. You know squashing ppl at will. The godfather needs to be his manager. Now that would work.
Should I get hymn....
Flip a coin......when it's in the air you'll know what you're hoping for
by LRaunThaDamaja on Jan 10, 2012 9:51 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Yeah, that shit was something else.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
by Geno Mrosko on Jan 10, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions

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