A Hogan Knows Best porn parody ... you didn't want it but you got it anyway
by GoForthAndDie on Aug 25, 2011 3:44 PM EDT
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Adult film company Third Degree Films is releasing a parody movie based on Hulk Hogan's family titled entitled the "Official Hogan Knows Best Porn Parody."
The movie has already been shot, with several well-known industry stars playing the roles of the second family of wrestling, Hulk, Linda, Brooke and Nick.
Here is the official synopsis from Third Degree Films:
"In this pants-wettingly funny parody, Hulk Hogan has a lot more on his hands than just his wife and kids!
"Follow the nation's favorite wrestling hero and his super-tanned reality TV family as they heat up their Florida mansion with moves you won't see in the ring! After downing a bucket of steroids and Viagra, the Hulkster calls a hooker to calm him down, giving new meaning to the ‘choke hold' and ‘piledriver!'
Meanwhile Brooke catches hell for wearing a slutty shirt, which doesn't seem to bother her boyfriend Bill, and Nick entertains Brooke's horny friend Lexi, leaving his nerdy pal Linc to get it on with Linda!
With this sex-crazed family all living under one roof, you'll want to make sure you've got a ring-side seat!"
It's entirely possible Hogan will try to prevent the sale of this but he's not likely to succeed and the movie no one wanted will be unleashed upon the world.
Anyone plan on "reviewing it?" For publication purposes, of course.
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Any truth to the rumour that Brooke will be playing herself
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by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Aug 25, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions
This is the worst news I've ever heard.
I’m incredibly angry that this exists, and that I’ve unwittingly devoted brain power to knowing that this is a thing.
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by McKinley B. Noble on Aug 25, 2011 5:45 PM EDT reply actions
Since Terry's dating someone who looks like Brooke...
They should’ve gotten the same chick to play both parts. And have a wacky mix-up where Terry can’t tell the difference, or even care.
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by GoForthAndDie on Aug 25, 2011 6:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Purchase & send me a copy & I WILL REVIEW IT
I double-dog dare ya
yeah...
think I’ll skip this one
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Says the porn company who’s making this Hogan Parody Porno. Its’ like they are predicting Brooke’s future. They must figure since she already whore’s herself out to the public, why not just do porno? Daddy Hogan should have nothing to say on this since he’s lets her do so with him watching which is just creepy itself. Besides the porn industry itself has done it hundreds of times.
by congestedthoughts on Aug 25, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Aug 26, 2011 3:00 PM EDT reply actions
Congradulations, Hogan
You join the list of other famous wrestlers who need a quick buck by shooting a porno. In case you dont know, the list includes, but not limited to: Chyna, X-Pac, Gangrel, Candice Michelle, and Mickie James.
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