Alright, so it's not news. It isn't a breaking story. It's not a hard-hitting expose. You may not be fans of the guys over at Team Alpha Male, but I've always found them to be at least mildly amusing. Apparently, Justin Buchholz is letting it be known that, if ever a spot on the 'Jackass' crew opens up, he is the man for the job. The video is what it is. Enjoy it. Or don't. It's Monday. What do you want from me?