WWE YouTube video - Hip hop John Cena still wants The Rock's ass
by Keith Harris on Mar 8, 2011 6:20 AM EST
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Instead of the promised final knockout blow, John Cena delivered a weak jab that The Rock will easily brush off. Coming off disingenuous, obnoxious and smarmy, Cena addressed Rock in the form of hip hop instead of rap, armed with the same tired gay jokes we all heard from him for the last couple of weeks. He even had the gall to criticise Rock for reading off a teleprompter in this overly rehearsed speech. Thankfully, The Miz brought the intensity in his sneak attack of Cena and verbal mocking of him and The Rock to save this segment. As always, the video is also available on wwe.com and their official YouTube site WWEFanNation.
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I just...I just don't know man.
Am I the only one seeing how increasingly homoerotic these raps are getting? I tuned out for most of Cena’s early run at the top, but wow…next thing you know in this guys next promo he’s gonna be having The Rock’s penis in his mouth or something.
Chael Sonnen admitted during trial that he had never went through puberty and suffered from small-ball syndrome, so (like his scrotum) his suspension was reduced.
http://twitter.com/TheFakeEmcee
http://www.unintelligentdefense.blogspot.com/
Word.
The Rock is destroying him and I think Cena’s feeling it. Gay jokes are an act of desperation.
by FighterHayabusa on Mar 9, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
I saw no traces of the Four Elements in this promo
Not hip hop
"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."
-Lao Tzu
Eve Sedgwick vindicated yet again.
Peter Aerts vs Semmy Schilt, K-1 World GP Semi-Final 2010: Fight of the Year
by StreetofCrocodiles on Mar 8, 2011 4:11 PM EST reply actions
Cena was garbage last night
At work guys were tell me how lame it was. The Rock can do a better promo just snoring. I can cut a better promo. Heck mid carder Cody Rhodes can cut a better promo. This is the knockout blow? It almost worked and put me to sleep till the Miz saved it.
Who better than Danyon?
by Danyon Rome on Mar 8, 2011 4:52 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
DCR is the man.
Dashing Cody Rhodes should and will be the next big thing. Since they went solo, Cody has owned his new gimmick while DiBiase has struggled big time.
It was jab that didn’t even reach its target.
by FighterHayabusa on Mar 9, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
This feud has to reach another level because it has plateaued and has become stale.
Most of the blame is placed on Cena. Maybe with The Miz enter mix, things will blossom a bit. The Rock has to show up at some point, and I think it’ll be next week. Its a perfect time to appear.
The person that is going to benefit the most from all of this is the Miz.
Miz came off like a World Champion should. He doesn’t involve nonsense in his promos and isn’t trying to get cute with the audience. I think the Rock’s fans who are tuning in for the first time are going to like the authenticity of the Miz compared to Cena’s contrived character.
In emcee terms, Cena is getting murked. I think he realizes that the Rock is on a whole different talent level altogether. Cena is resorting to gay punchlines and cheap props that belong on Wilmer Valderrama’s Yo Momma show. Unfortunately, I have the feeling that the Rock is going to put him over at ‘Mania and it’s going to suck some serious arse.
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